Little bird looks very happy with the solution, they are snazzy shoes

Upvote for random people being nice!

Its a Nice picrure, he didnt lie.

And my cat is there

Im game

AGREED

Why is that description so accurate?!

Nah, they are a confident squirrel, they dare to eat alone even in public

Imagine how many hours in advance he started preparing that! Hope she married him! :p

And on the seventh day she rested.

Seems good to me.

Wooosh!

it's so cutie gooffy 💗💗💗😄

Yes you will have to, it's only polite

is it just me or it this strangely wholesome?

A can of hairspray or deodorant makes an effective flamethrower. Just saying.

Please tell me this person is literature major

A can of hairspray will immobilize the bug long enough for you to escape your room. Afterwards, you send in your meanest, baddest male friend to kill said big bug.

Bouche and Audi love when a bug gets in.

Unbelievable. My downstairs neighbor was in hysterics because a big bug was blocking the door to her flat, and she was afraid to open it with her groceries.

Good enough excuse for me!

The professor is dead! We bugs have risen! Down with the swatters, stompers and sprayers! Long live the Bugs!

should have just thrown a blanket over it

throw a blanket or some type of cloth over the top of it.

...and then they swap without you noticing.

Truth.

smart!

At least nobody can lose their cool and flip the board over

Shooting the shot has really changed. At least people are adapting to the times, leaving me behind 😅

This is sweet

Unfortunately, that would be correct...

The best way to have them

Braking new ground....

Pancakes to, incase you dont feel cool enough to be a taco

"insignificant other"

This ain’t funny when you’re trying to study 🥲

Upvote for the tiger

Shouldn’t it apply to the tow truck? Or did the tow truck get away scot free?

My then girlfriend, now wife, late at night, in the mid eighties, hailed down what looked like a taxi in London. Told him the hotel and shot off down many side streets and quite quickly screeched to a halt outside our destination. I said how much and he said "Oh, I dunno, fiver?" Reasonable, I thought. As we went in my girlfriend said, "wasn't a taxi was it?" Don't think so I said. Went into bar and got a drink!

"Can you work on half of the slides then?" - "Sorry, I have a boyfriend!"

What is this awfull thing??

You’ve got to have a sense of humour.

Honestly I almost wouldn’t be mad at this, if he’s going to these lengths to try reduce the inconvenience then he probably did genuinely just really need the money

Which is a plan, to be fair

When you find someone who's on the same wavelength as you, hold onto them!