Little bird looks very happy with the solution, they are snazzy shoes

Upvote for random people being nice!

Its a Nice picrure, he didnt lie.

And my cat is there

Im game

AGREED

Why is that description so accurate?!

Nah, they are a confident squirrel, they dare to eat alone even in public

Imagine how many hours in advance he started preparing that! Hope she married him! :p

And on the seventh day she rested.

Seems good to me.

Wooosh!

it's so cutie gooffy 💗💗💗😄

Yes you will have to, it's only polite

A can of hairspray or deodorant makes an effective flamethrower. Just saying.

...and then they swap without you noticing.

Truth.

smart!

At least nobody can lose their cool and flip the board over

Shooting the shot has really changed. At least people are adapting to the times, leaving me behind 😅

This is sweet

Unfortunately, that would be correct...

The best way to have them

Braking new ground....

Pancakes to, incase you dont feel cool enough to be a taco

"insignificant other"

This ain’t funny when you’re trying to study 🥲

Upvote for the tiger

Shouldn’t it apply to the tow truck? Or did the tow truck get away scot free?

My then girlfriend, now wife, late at night, in the mid eighties, hailed down what looked like a taxi in London. Told him the hotel and shot off down many side streets and quite quickly screeched to a halt outside our destination. I said how much and he said "Oh, I dunno, fiver?" Reasonable, I thought. As we went in my girlfriend said, "wasn't a taxi was it?" Don't think so I said. Went into bar and got a drink!

"Can you work on half of the slides then?" - "Sorry, I have a boyfriend!"

What is this awfull thing??

You’ve got to have a sense of humour.

Honestly I almost wouldn’t be mad at this, if he’s going to these lengths to try reduce the inconvenience then he probably did genuinely just really need the money

Which is a plan, to be fair

When you find someone who's on the same wavelength as you, hold onto them!

I must be f*cking ancient then, because if you have my number, call me.

And while you're in the shower the bank spots the error and takes it back. Being rich was nice while it lasted, though.

Leave the door unlocked. Unless they are there to steal cars, they'll just search and leave, won't break windows. Good practice at popular trailheads too.

Don't ever let people borrow your car. I did that last year and STILL haven't gotten my keys back. I did get the car back, full of trash, cigarette butts, and reeking of smoke. Yeah. Don't. Ever.

No.

hdppy birhtay a

It was the misspelling of 'reconnecting' that gave it away, wasn't it?

Sounds like my former therapist

i appreciate the sense of humour. you may not be right for each other, but you're able to respect and acknowledge each other, and i think that's way healthier for the kids than staying together in a marriage that doesn't work

Good god. Sort your fonts out at the very least. Followed swiftly and comprehensively by your employee appreciation schemes!

So true! ;p And very important when you have teens, that you have a "no questions asked" code word they can text, so that a parent/caregiver immediately knows they need to get them out of a tight situation (e.g., a party where they're uncomfortable w/ whatever is going on, someone who wants them to get into a car w/ a driver who's been drinking, a date gone awry... whatever). The kid texts the code word or phrase, and the caregiver texts back that something has come up, and they need to come get them right away. Kid has an out, and saves face. *No questions asked*, unless the kid wants to share. Without the fear of repercussion, kid is more likely to build trust and share eventually... hopefully also building strategies for preventing future unsafe situations. https://consciouslyawesome.com/why-a-safe-word-and-no-questions-are-the-keys-to-your-teen-asking-you-for-help/

But ... my cat doesn't have a phone ...

this hits hard...