Perfect. 😂😂😂

hahahahahahahahahahhaha billionare

I've recently learned that if a group or organization cannot exist without one person, it's not a group. It's not an organization. It's one person doing all the work and a whole bunch of other people just happened to be there.

Wise.

My husband struggles with subtitles... he's dyslexic. As around one in ten people are, that's going to be a lot of people who struggle with subtitles for very good reasons. Though personally I like them, but then I'm a bit deaf!!

Thank goodness we all find different people attractive. Chances are you’d die in the crush or die old and single otherwise. I’m still going down the old and single route anyway!

get into a large cardboard box and ship yourself to the seychelles, duh

at least half of all anxiety/depression is caused by not being financially stable

That's why one should not take their teenage crush/love seriously

Truth.

I would rather party outside than clean the house

Cat's still going to hog 98.5% of the bed.

As a teacher, I can confirm.

i dont need money, just a few thousand kilograms of solid gold thanks

That’s quite sweet.

Taking the joke to the next level: By using ticks as their weapon, the vegans are exploiting animals for their own agenda, thereby violating their own principals. The vegans are no longer vegans. Edit: violating principles, of course. Autocorrect thought that violating principals was the more likely option 🤔

I don’t keep my phone on silent because I’ve just never been able to feel phones vibrating. But I do have it set to automatically turn on do not disturb when I should be in bed. Edit: Well, I’m stupid. Of course silent or vibrate are different. I wasn’t thinking at all. But yeah, still don’t use silent except when I actually need to because I want notifications???

My experience is that women don't seem to notice them either so it's a tiebreaker.

Thank heavens it wasn’t a child. 🤔

she must be driving a delorean.

im bored. ooh, found some mints! want one?

I love Imagine Dragons!

It's a trap.

Can there be a third option where you push your ex down the stairs as a distraction? 🤔

Absolutely LOVED seeing Snoop at the Olympics. Almost as much as watching the US news services putting a disclaimer saying that there were two ways to read the medal tally!!! 😂😂😂

Maybe this is the way how to really show what those athletes do. The host country should also provide "comparison people", some celebrities that would try those disciplines too. Nobody would expect some beloved actor to break the world record in, I don't know, throwing a javelin, but it would be nice to see that this guy with no real experience can throw it ~25 meters away and the trained guy can throw it ~60 meters. Or 100 meter run is 20 seconds for normal guy and 10 seconds for trained runner.

He looks like he was enjoying his $500K per day salary for attending.

like someone said, snoop dogg is just doing side quests, after completing the game-

I see Snoop and I upvote. Love him!

As a team with Martha

There probably isn't a straight man on the planet that can pull off leather riding gloves like Snoop!

He dressed for it all and won hearts!

He was having a good time

Did anyone see the Kevin Hart & Kennon Thompson Olympic shows?? They were both so BAKED.

Where does he smoke?

Resent your parents not the little siblings then

I literally said "oof" out loud when I read this.... That's rough.

I am never unthinking this…

ross: I'm FiIiiIIIIiiiNnnnNNeeEEEee

Geese.

Same!

To ve fair, i would probably have said that too, only I do have two 😅

Me too!

Watch the movie 'The Legacy' with Sam Elliott and Katharine Ross.

to be petty

ah s**t, here we go again...

I always wondered about that (if it was his given name). Talk about living up to your name!

Amen to that! And also I don’t like most people.

That's gin, not water

You're... embarrassed because you're *checks notes* "hungry?"