Perfect. 😂😂😂

hahahahahahahahahahhaha billionare

HAHAHAHAHA full head of hair

hahahaha someones loved and cherished boyfriend hahaha

Hahahaha having mooney

hahahaha healthy, wealthy and with lots of free time

Hahaha funny

hahahahahaha dragonfly🙃

Hahahahahahahahahaha cat

Hahaha, hahaha 10 grand

hahahahahahaha Qantas pilot earning six figures

Giggle giggle, snort, bwahahahaha able to pay all the bills!!!

Hahahaha successful author and composer!

HaHaHa people who have hair.

lmao boat owners

Hahahahahahahaha skinny rich girl 😅

hahahahaha taken

I laugh at wealthy people all the time. Hasn't worked yet

hahahaha! Surrounded by a mediocre lady who loves me for my own mediocre self.

uno reverse by breaking the matrix

Be careful what you wish for. Remember the Monkeys Paw?!

That's not laughing. That's sarcasm.

I've recently learned that if a group or organization cannot exist without one person, it's not a group. It's not an organization. It's one person doing all the work and a whole bunch of other people just happened to be there.

Wise.

My husband struggles with subtitles... he's dyslexic. As around one in ten people are, that's going to be a lot of people who struggle with subtitles for very good reasons. Though personally I like them, but then I'm a bit deaf!!

Thank goodness we all find different people attractive. Chances are you’d die in the crush or die old and single otherwise. I’m still going down the old and single route anyway!

get into a large cardboard box and ship yourself to the seychelles, duh

at least half of all anxiety/depression is caused by not being financially stable

That's why one should not take their teenage crush/love seriously

Truth.

I would rather party outside than clean the house

Cat's still going to hog 98.5% of the bed.

As a teacher, I can confirm.

i dont need money, just a few thousand kilograms of solid gold thanks

That’s quite sweet.

Taking the joke to the next level: By using ticks as their weapon, the vegans are exploiting animals for their own agenda, thereby violating their own principals. The vegans are no longer vegans. Edit: violating principles, of course. Autocorrect thought that violating principals was the more likely option 🤔

I don’t keep my phone on silent because I’ve just never been able to feel phones vibrating. But I do have it set to automatically turn on do not disturb when I should be in bed. Edit: Well, I’m stupid. Of course silent or vibrate are different. I wasn’t thinking at all. But yeah, still don’t use silent except when I actually need to because I want notifications???

My experience is that women don't seem to notice them either so it's a tiebreaker.

Thank heavens it wasn’t a child. 🤔

she must be driving a delorean.

im bored. ooh, found some mints! want one?

I love Imagine Dragons!

It's a trap.

Can there be a third option where you push your ex down the stairs as a distraction? 🤔

Absolutely LOVED seeing Snoop at the Olympics. Almost as much as watching the US news services putting a disclaimer saying that there were two ways to read the medal tally!!! 😂😂😂

Resent your parents not the little siblings then

I literally said "oof" out loud when I read this.... That's rough.