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The comments sections of social media posts can sometimes be cesspools of negativity. But they can also be a comedy goldmine of witty remarks and clever banter between users.

Enter the Epic Top Comments 2.0 Facebook page. It’s an assortment of screenshots featuring post replies with self-deprecating humor, facetious one-liners, and quips that sting in the funniest way possible. With 340,000 followers keeping the content coming, there is no scarcity of laughs here. 

We’ve picked some of the best wisecracks about the 2024 Olympics, questionable condiment decisions, and traumatic employment experiences. If you want to be a bit naughty in the comment boxes, here are some examples you can emulate.

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    Ren Karlej
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband struggles with subtitles... he's dyslexic. As around one in ten people are, that's going to be a lot of people who struggle with subtitles for very good reasons. Though personally I like them, but then I'm a bit deaf!!

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love subtitles because all the new shows don't know how to regulate volume. One minute it's super loud, then the dialog starts and everybody's whispering.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to work for a subtitling company and we were so excited to find out that I watched the shows, movies he worked on almost 7-8 years before we met.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in English every day, yet I struggle to understand dialogue on recent movies. Audio is so weird, very loud music and effects, very low dialogue!

    Sue User
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bit deaf, so i like subtitles. But i just watched a British show based in Edinburg. They must have used AI because there were lots of mis- captures and some "[unintelligible]". So now you know, when the machines rise up, we can all speak with Scottish accent and they wont know what we are saying.

    Michael Parsons
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw subtitles. I don't want to do homework while I watch a show.

    Danny Sauer
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pick up a Kindle if I wanted to read. But I didn't; I picked up the TV remote.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, my Turkish, Russian, Norwegian and German are all a little rusty.

    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bilingual here, subtitles helps me understand every single word is said. It's very useful when you don't want to miss a single detail, especially with complex movies

    keyboardtek
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to have subtitles on even when I watch any British show because some of their accents are unintelligible.

    Breadcrumb.
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Derry Girls from Ireland. Can't understand those girls with out subtitles but I love em.

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    Dragons Exist
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bad eyes so I only use subtitles on YouTube (unless there's only autogenerated ones)

    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read fast.. and reading subtitles I'm always focused on the words

    Bob Brooce
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine TV and movies having dialog that's intelligible and isn't buried under the music or sound effects.

    Id row
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone intimidated by subtitles is intimidated by intelligence.

    Incognito11
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closed captioning is why I was reading on my own at 4 years old. I have subtitles on for my daughter so she can learn to read. Also sometimes they talk quietly and you don't catch what they said so it's better then rewinding

    The Rogue Adventurers.
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    subtitles distract me, i can read them fast enough but if they're on i'll spend the whole time reading them an not watching the show

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the suspicion that some languages (including English) have pronunciations that naturally are hard to discern. Especially when heard on tv and in songs. The words are pretty similar necessitating the use of sub-titles, even for native speakers. Some languages seem not to suffer from this problem.

    BitchinintheBurgh'
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am convinced people who don't like subtitles can hear, what sounds to me like Charlie Brown's teacher, and understand people with marbles in their mouths as well!

    Diane H
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching Outlander made me start using subtitles. That Scottish accent was thick!

    quentariel
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you only watch shows on your own language then? I pity you as sometimes best shows come from all around the world.

    ThatOneFish She/Her
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't understand the English language sometimes. It's my first language I just occasionally struggle with it. I love subtitles but my sister hates them lol. She has to deal with it tho.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love subtitles. You will often find extra information in them. And it helps me remember character names.

    Sarah
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use subtitles so I know what's being said while I'm snackin

    Laurie Pierce
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have hearing loss. I am so thankful for subtitles. And, not to sound snarky, but I'm an avid reader and read 2 or 3 novels a week.

    Mimi M
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I put on subtitles if people are giving important details, esp if there's an accent (or mumbling) involved...

    Miki
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.. How else would you watch a movies in language you don't know? There is NOTHING worse then dub so what is left are subtitles.

    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I agree on YES, subtitles. We're both pretty fast readers, and current trends in sound mixing have too much "background" noise drowning out dialogue. Doesn't help that actors don't seem to enunciate any more, either. Neither of us has any known hearing problems, I'm nearly 55, he's 61.

    CK
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love subtitles so much I wish dual subtitles (two languages) were an option everywhere.

    Julie Zugz
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtitles are required for shows like House of the Dragon where there are 456 characters and all the names are similar

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I'm watching tv with my family, I have to hold back on asking "Can you put the subtitles on" because I know words on screen irritates alot of people. I can hear just fine, but I LOVE reading along.

    Savahax
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For learning spelling and new words, since English is my third language.

    NapQueen
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live abroad as a teenager, and going to the cinema, when they played them in English, they had subtitles with the local language (in this instance, in Thai). Now I can't watch something without subtitles as I'm used to seeing writing at the bottom of the screen.

    CanadianaKa
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like them because I find them distracting - I'm so busy reading them I don't watch the screen.

    JohninND
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like subtitles, have minor hearing damage plus sometimes the volume varies so much.

    Person
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I watch English shows with subtitles on... 0-0

    Marvin HeartofGold (she/them)
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my oldest was a wee toddler I started using subtitles as an aid to his reading education. I figured if we were watching something he may as well see the words too. It worked with both my kids, they both were reading well before there peers. Howevw we ended up with the unintended result of none of us being able to watch TV without subtitles to this day. (21 years later!)

    Tony Chambers
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also somewhat deaf, subtitles save me from cranking the sound up to earthshaking. Some subs are still too fast for someone trying to hear and read at the same time.

    Goat express
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch everything with subtitles! Sometimes you can't understand the actors.

    Mel Schmidt
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never understand those who read movies whereas peeps just who don't like to read books says that they will wait till the movie comes out.

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop showing messages on mobiles, I can't see it. If I go to the TV, message gone. Cruel

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like closed captioning because actors don’t enúnciate and half the time I’m asking what’s he say?!

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtitles allow you the opportunity to turn the sound off entirely.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love subtitles. I use them because sometimes i just find the fluctuating sound of the TV awful.

    SuperNovaToiletClog
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this age of sound effects being MUCH louder than speech, they're almost a necessity. Especially if you're hard of hearing.

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's lost some hearing in the lower registers and so uses subtitles to help. I watch foreign films with subtitles because you lose so much nuance if you can't hear the actors delivery.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is my second language. I often use subtitles so that I don't miss anything.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm neurodivergent; I read fast, but sometimes my auditory processing lags, especially when there are big differences in the volume of characters' voices vs sound effects. My boyfriend is a film buff; he is very particular about visual effects and sound quality, prefers certain types of movie theaters over others, and talks a lot about the technical aspects of film making. He cares more than most people about the experience of watching a film, but you know what? Anytime we watch movies at home together, he puts on the f*****g subtitles. He has offered to do so for me ever since I first explain why I like them. Subtitles are also great for understanding actors with real or fake accents, knowing how to spell names and fictional places, catching time period specific slang, in universe only terms, or unfamiliar jargon (i.e. military terms in action film as someone with little other experience with them). Subtitles are great.

    Steve Hall
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate subtitles for exactly that reason. I can't watch the picture and read the words, it's one or the other, never both.

    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the exact opposite for me.. I read much faster than they speak and the whole thing feels "off" :')

    Thalia Lovering
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bilingual (Greek English) and I never "learned" to read subtitles as a kid because all the films I watched were either in Greek or in English. As an adult, it took me a while to get used to them, although I do read really fast.

    Doug Judy
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting older and have trouble hearing so I use subtitles. I'm also dyslexic and have trouble with rapid reading comprehension. Short story long, I rewind alot.

    Certainly not Dan
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle with languages I don’t understand, so subtitles are great. I can read and look at the same time too.

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, dubbing is only done for TV shows for children. Everything else comes in its original voices with subtitles. Where I was born and raised, everything is dubbed. Every time when going to a visit, I realize how awful even excellent dubbing is, and how much background noise vanishes.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep the volume down when streaming movies and shows... Like subtitle option.

    MR
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And...? I don't want to read a movie, I want to watch it.

    Jane
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter (an english speaker) still watches every program with the english subtitles on. No idea why. She just likes it that way.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate subtitles, why do I want to be looking at the words instead of the action??

    winterwidow87
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do both. What i do is getting a quick look at the subs then i focus on the scene. If you train yourself to do it you won't miss a single scene.

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    Becky Scherer
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate subtitles because I end up focusing on the stupid words and miss 97% of whatever I'm watching.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bizarre comment. Subtitles as a relationship dealbreaker? I don't read fast due to failing eyesight. It also distracts me from the video action. Then there are the subtitles that can't be read by anyone because of the font color blending into the scenery.

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    Unlike slapstick or topical humor in sketch comedies, deadpan humor is about wit and wordplay. Through intellect and irony, it urges its viewers to think beyond the obvious. 

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    Some famous names who have incorporated dry humor into their comedy acts are the late great Norm Macdonald, “Mr. Bean” Rowan Atkinson, Sarah Silverman, and Aubrey Plaza.

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    Deadpan humor isn’t for everyone. According to an article by Tampa-based comedy club Side Splitters, it tends to appeal more to people with an intellectual and witty outlook.

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    However, the unique flavor that dry humor brings can also be the source of its potential risks. As the article points out, the subtlety of delivery and the irony may lead to confusion. Some people may even take offense.

    Dry humor may also be overused, creating a disconnect with the audience. For this reason, veteran comedians vary the delivery of their jokes or switch up their comedy styles to preserve the effectiveness of their punchlines.

    Let’s switch the conversation to you, readers. Which of these epic top comments were the funniest for you? Would you read through the comments section if these were the replies you’d find? We’d like to hear from you!

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