🎶 Who rule this mother———? Girls! 🎶☺️

Perspective is everything.

I really need to know the dogs name so that I can make up theme songs about their friendship in my head...

It truly takes a village.

And about time! Although, for the record, I'm a white person and my skin isn't that weird orange pink colour. They should make bandaids in a sort of porridge colour for couch potatoes of Northern European descent.

That's just wholesome! And just the kind of professionals we need more and more around us!

It always amaze me that cats don't meow to each other, they just talk to us, this one was just really seducting and it worked !

I, autistic panda, always do this. I don't know, it seems like sometimes I am the only one that hears/sees pretty much everything, and the neurotypical folks are just not paying attention.

OMG. This is so cute ❤️

Uhm, yes. Yes, I do that.

And the cat is somewhere in the middle, very confused thinking "what the hell is going on here?" 😅

Dad move at master level

CTRL+C

I need to try that !

Write that down! Write that down!

Wouldn't work on me, I'd shrug and say something like "I dunno, where we going?"

In our house it’d be “guess where we’re getting groceries from!?”

Welcome to the Brain Games

Yea ,I can see flaws in that already,(been married 44 years) ;)

My wife would get very mad. She knows if I'm by myself I get tacos. So she'd say tacos. 😏 we'd end up getting lots of tacos.

Very canny!

🤯this would work with me omg

I knew there was a right prompt for that situation. thx

what if she says "i dont know" and doesnt want to guess?

Where is this Sen Sei's Temple from whom I can learn?!

Brillant!

OMG! This is one of the most brilliant things I have ever seen! yup, using it.

I see what you're trying here Nina. Keep. Dreaming.

Land Before Time - the remake.

I need just five minutes of how that guy is feeling.

Y'all gonna make me lose my job! I had to suppress my laughter 🤣

That's scurryfunging.

That octopus has an extra tentacle... 🤨

DUDE WHAT HOW

❤️

The sibling mischief never ends

Upvote for the cat!

Cattitude. Also, my spirit animal.

Nothing makes me happier than to see a dog that enjoys his job. 🥰

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“The parliament of overprotective owls” sounds like it has a potential movie script in it 🦉🤎 ...And we would watch!

:-) That remind me of an incident years ago when my daughter was about 6 years old. I had been made redundant and the company I (no longer) worked for did a marketing stunt at their flagship store where people could write on post-it notes and stick them to the big front window. My daughter wrote one that said, "WHY DID YOU MAKE MUMMY LOSE HER JOB?".

Revenge prank: Photocopy a piece of their favorite candy.. Get it on film, and you might have an AFV winner! 😏

“Yeah, Jeff, the best kind of cat IS the kind you own, think about that for a second.”

yes, this is a dilemma :D

He will, too :).

My daughter puts mascara on in the car, I announce "BUMP" every time we hit a, well, a bump, so she knows to take the wand away from her eye. Scary thing is when I accidentally do it when alone ...

I totally understand this. My puppies will be 9 this year.

Grass on the roof was "normalized" about 3,000 years ago. How did we go so wrong??

Ooh, clever doggo! :)

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