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#2

A Review For A Local Gun Range

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420points

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#3

Reviewing A Place That Isn't Even Open Yet

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336points

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Of course, everyone’s entitled to have their opinion. However, opinions are just that—opinions.

Subjective and often driven by emotions, they give a glimpse into how a certain person might view the world. It’s fascinating to dive in and see life through their eyes, from their perspective… well, usually.

#4

Lying On Yelp Reviews

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313points

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#5

Not Open During A Category 5 Hurricane? 1 Star For You

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310points

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#6

Saw While Shopping On Amazon

Final score:

281points

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The sad fact is that there are some people out there who will always have a problem with you. No matter how good your service. No matter how good your product.

Your best won’t ever be ‘good enough’ for them. And minor quibbles and molehills quickly turn into insurmountable mountains and challenges once they start typing up their reviews.

#7

This Restaurant Has Negative Reviews Displayed Up On The Walls

Final score:

263points

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#8

Customer Is Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t… Help Them Move?

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262points

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#9

I Have To Pay For Food? One Star

Final score:

257points

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Smugly (probably), they blame you for imagined or overblown mistakes, as they plop down a 1-star review.

The more self-aware might actually give a fairer rating and may even add a star or two. But the words they write are just swimming in entitlement.

#10

They Actually Had Reservations, Too

Final score:

240points

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#11

Lend Me A Dollar Because I Come Here Every Single Day And Ask You To Lend Me A Dollar

Final score:

228points

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#12

Everyone Who Works In Customer Service Should Legally Be Allowed To Fight One Customer A Year

Final score:

224points

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There is a massive gap between their expectations and how reality actually works. This means that somebody ends up getting disappointed… and someone ends up getting review-bombed online for providing a perfectly adequate service.

#13

When You Mess Up An Airbnb And Write A Bad Review

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222points

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#14

I Love Small Business Owners

Final score:

213points

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#15

Does Any Restaurant Hold Pickup Orders For Next Day?

Final score:

210points

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Now that’s not to say that it’s the customers who are always wrong or anything like that. Businesses make errors as well and it’s important to call them out for it.

Everyone ends up winning if companies react adequately to constructive criticism and genuine suggestions for improvement.

On the flip side, if businesses are unwilling to take into account their customers’ needs and wants, they won’t hang on to them for long.

#16

This Choosing Entitled Parent Wants Zoo Staff To "Relieve" An Actual Elephant, So Her Child Doesn't Ask Questions

Final score:

208points

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Ed Nygma 2 years ago

Ok so she’s asking them to jack off an elephant, 😬😳

251points

Kenneth McCartney 2 years ago

Well, maybe SHE should help out the poor elephant. She was awfully interested in it's ERECTION!

91points

steaky 2 years ago

Imagine working there lol. Feed the monkeys.. check! Clean up feces.. check! Fresh hay.. check! Jack off the giant elephant.. check!

48points

Jill Hojnacki 2 years ago

Yeah, well, I’ve been present for the artificial insemination of an African elephant. There are VERY few people who are currently qualified to jack off an elephant. They get scheduled many months in advance and they definitely don’t work for free.

17points

Mara Is Non-binary 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Makes me think of a fish sobreddit where someone was concerned about her “female fish secreting white liquid out of its genitals” it was not a female fish

13points

Just Jeff 2 years ago

🐘🍆💦

9points

Hannah Hudson-Lee 2 years ago

Now that's a difficult w@nk.

9points

ƒιѕн 2 years ago

Interesting how not one bit of jerking off an elephant is censored in any way.

7points

Seanette Blaylock 2 years ago

NO ONE gets paid enough for that.

3points

ravn 2 years ago

If Jack helped you onto the elephant, would you held Jack off the elephant? ;)

3points

TheElderNom 2 years ago

Seems like a great idea to make a several ton heavy beast think of their puny caretakers in a sexual way, there is absolutely no way that could end badly :v

2points

Cold Contagious 2 years ago

If it was so appalling to her, for her 3 year old daughter to see, maybe she should have just moved along more quickly, instead of lingering there for her child to ask more questions... She should definitely never own pets and raising a child is questionable for her since she can't manage to calmly explain that its just a part of the animals body, in a age appropriate conversation with her child.

2points

Rhys Stewartt 6 months ago

those elephants will be happy lol

0points

M. 2 years ago

Can you say you've never thought of doing that? I used to be able to say that, but now I'm curious...

0points

Michael Sanders 2 years ago

I think you can pay to see it in Boys Town

0points

Jose Ortiz 2 years ago

ctfu!!!!!

0points

Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago

"ma'am, that's the trunk"

75points

ispeak catanese 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

15points

Kayjunmoon 2 years ago

They should tell her she is welcome as a volunteer.

26points

My O My 2 years ago

"Mommy, what is the zoo staff guy doing there with that "THING" on the elephants tummy?"

24points

Chich 2 years ago

If Jack helped you off the elephant, would you help Jack off the elephant?

21points

NetworkNate 2 years ago

Haha Love Guru!

0points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

I'm not great with kids but even I would've managed the situation ffs, just tell her that animal boys get this sometimes when they really have to pee... or something 🤣

18points

Judes 2 years ago

Why make up a lie about peeing? Just say it's a penis and that's what they sometimes look like.

30points

Bored_NorWeirdian 2 years ago

WTH did I just read….???

16points

Sue User 2 years ago

Jinx.

1point

BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago

My 3yo saw her dad's penis when he was in the bathroom. We had already talked about how boys and girls have different parts. It isn't that big of an issue unless you make it one. I will say hearing, "Daddy, is thst your penis?" on repeat for a minute while my husband was trying to cover up was extremely amusing

13points

Cassi Lyris 2 years ago

Had this been me and my family they would've had to roll me out in a wheelchair because I'd be on the ground laughing too hard to walk anymore.

11points

Samuel Jacobs 2 years ago

Child: what's that? Mommy: (embarrassed) Oh, that's nothing Daddy: (proud) that's because your mother is spoiled dear.

10points

Debi Blackshaw 2 years ago

What would you rather a child see? the erection or someone giving the poor elephant a hand job - moron

10points

Catlady6000 2 years ago

I don't think that would be a HAND job.

2points

UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago

Good thing she skipped the blue whale exhibit.

8points

araT Backwards 2 years ago

Ohmygosh. Is that a career path? Stroker of Elephants? Erection Eradication?? Wonder what the pay is like…

7points

Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

It's not much but it's honest work!

7points

Penny Kemper 2 years ago

Tell her. Why are people afraid of anatomy?

6points

bleurchhh53 2 years ago

They could have at least suggested that the zoo staff buy the elephant dinner first. Sheesh.

6points

BasedWang12.3 2 years ago

ma'am. you have issues

6points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

What is so bad about a 3 year old knowing what a p***s is?

3points

Alditekim 2 years ago

That's a bit of an over erection, um, i mean, overreaction?!

3points

Aunt Riarch 2 years ago

Snort-laugh!

0points

MissMePhoenix 2 years ago

If you had an uncle named Jack and he was stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant? 😂😂😂

3points

Xenia Harley 2 years ago

Um, when my horses are relaxed, eating their hay, they "get an erection" (really, their penis will just hang out of it's sheath. so I am not sure technically what it should be considered!) I am not relieving any male animal! This is a natural response for many animals! Mom needs to get over herself!

3points

Jill Hojnacki 2 years ago

Happens when they pee, too. That’s probably what she saw; he just hadn’t put it away, yet. But, you’re right. Like horses, elephants sometimes just like to let it sway in the breeze. Seems to be pretty common behavior, particularly of adolescent males, regardless of species. It’s only human moms that make it into a big deal. But, it’s only human moms who have sons who might get arrested for it, too.

1point

The Mom 2 years ago

While at a zoo with my ex and our two toddler sons we saw a bunch of families quickly leaving an elephant exhibit and we wondered why. When we arrived the male had an erection. One son asked what's that so we told him its his penis. No big deal. All boys and men have one.

2points

RMA 2 years ago

This is no longer an acceptable statement because you could be considered transphobic. Just as some men have vaginas, some women have penises. It’s a brave new world out there.

0points

PickleRick 2 years ago

I'd be 100% for this..., if I was the elephant.

2points

Satan Laughs 2 years ago

Okay, so first off, LADY…

1point

Zophra 2 years ago

That would be an interesting skill to add to the resume...

1point

Seabeast 2 years ago

Will nobody talk about the elephant in the room?!

1point

idrow1 2 years ago

I have a hard time believing this is real and not someone trolling.

1point

VeryDarkMatter 2 years ago

lol .. maybe it was early in the morning 😅

1point

Your Average Panda 2 years ago

Uhhhhhhhhh... no comment.

1point

Adnaan Sabireen 1 year ago

"This elephant had the largest erection I have ever seen" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

0points

JE Cummings 1 year ago

I wonder what she'll want the zoo keepers to do if the apes fling poo at her and her 3-year-old?

0points

SexiMexi 2 years ago

Oh good she's 3, she'll forget in 3 minutes or less. I think they should have volunteer day and the idiot who wrote the review can volunteer his time to go help these poor poor elephants.

0points

Chickens are fluffy 2 years ago

I'm laughing! This is my aunt right here! You can't shelter your kids forever. Things will happen

0points

JP Purves 2 years ago

With the employment situation the way it is today it's probably very difficult to find someone who is able to "relieve" a male elephant.

0points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

Ya' but did it turn her on? He asks, creepily.

0points

Susan Bosse 2 years ago

We went to the Little Rock Zoo when I was 11 and my sister was 2. We were heading to see the giraffes when a male started mounting a female. Dad just turns the stroller around and said "Let's go this way." It was never discussed then and hasn't been until this day. We are now 53 and 44.

0points

Kirk Logsdon 2 years ago

Ya just can't control those things... Maybe, the elephant could hold his school books in front of himself...

0points

Cassidy Moore 2 years ago (edited)

Me as a parent to a 3 year old if they asked, "thats a wiener" and then he would laugh

0points

Cassidy Moore 2 years ago

💀💀

0points

NY Redneck 2 years ago

They held the kids 4th bday at a Tijuana donkey show to answer any questions she had.

0points

Ru Bee 2 years ago

Ha! This is my reddit post 😂

0points

Ru Bee 2 years ago

Ha this is my reddit post 😂... Except I said "w@nk off"

0points

The Silly Stellar Jay 2 years ago

This one should be higher. Ultimate Karen behavior here.

0points

Carla McNeil 2 years ago

"What should we have the new guy do? Oh, right--"

0points

Scott Rackley 2 years ago (edited)

Easy, 5 legged African Elephant. Do I have to answer all the children's questions? Or.....Two Trunked Asiatic Elephant. Whichever you like better.

0points

KindredKiller 2 years ago

...

0points

SobyKay 2 years ago

Is this a joke review???

0points

MediumPimpin 2 years ago

You're gonna need a bigger fleshlight.

0points

Rachel Smith 2 years ago

Wtf is wrong with this woman

0points

Ricky Namara 2 years ago

This, this can't be a real review, right? People can't POSSIBLY be this stupid, right? RIGHT!?

0points

Ian Conelley 2 years ago

First day on the internet? /j

0points

Megan Taylor 2 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

Jill Hojnacki 2 years ago

Bet $10 that what she saw was not an elephant with an erection, but an elephant relieving himself by taking a p**s.

0points

Cody Hill 2 years ago

Some of those are obviously jokes. At least I seriously hope that they're just kidding.

0points

Jessica Blankenship 2 years ago

🤣

0points

Sunny Day 2 years ago

If that's what she's looking for, try the shows in Tijuana. They don't have elephants, but rumor has it there are donkeys.

0points

Elaine Roberts 2 years ago

Can’t see many staff volunteering for THAT job.

0points

Tekkit_enthusiast99🫥 2 years ago

She took the phrase “buckets” too literally…

0points

LonelyLola 2 years ago (edited)

If there was really truly any karma and justice that still existed in this world, that elephant would have took that large bloody election of his and humped that woman so hard her fingers would have not been able to type up that post.. but alas! There is no justice and here us pandas are left traumatised with this imagery lol.

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

Okay, so first off, it’s,” my family and I”. Second, if you visit that many zoos, I’m surprised that’s the first election you’ve seen. Third, go relieve your old man!

0points

Ponypower 2 years ago

I would hope it was the largest she had ever seen . I mean imagine if it's not, other than a whale, who's could be bigger?

0points

Local foodie 2 years ago

Wouldn’t someone relieving elephants draw more attention to it tho?

0points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Dizavid 2 years ago

Okay ma'am, by this point you're clearly just trying to get a kink subtly satisfied.

0points

#17

Response To A 1 Star Review By A Choosing Beggar

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203points

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#18

A Review On A Vegan Bakery

Final score:

184points

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Meanwhile, it’s also important for customers to go into detail about their problems and dissatisfaction in a diplomatic way.

Usually, it’s a live person on the other end of the line, handling all of these help requests and responding to reviews. The last thing they need is to face verbal abuse or to be blamed for [cough] ‘refusing’ to help someone move their bed two years after selling them one.

#19

Choosing Beggar Angry About Being Kicked Out Of Cafe With Free WiFi For Bringing In Food From A Different Restaurant

Final score:

179points

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#20

A Restaurant Review I Stumbled On. The Customer Is So Many Kinds Of Wrong

Final score:

173points

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#21

This Restaurant Wears 1 Star Yelp Reviews Behind Their T-Shirts

Final score:

168points

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Very recently, Bored Panda reached out for a chat about entitlement with Suzanne Degges-White, Ph.D., a professor at Northern Illinois University.

She told us that “when friends begin to resent you for the level of 'special treatment you feel you deserve, it's time to back down and remember that everyone deserves to be thought of as special and treated with equal respect."

#22

Review For My Local Vet. Typical Entitled Pit Owner Attitude. How Dare They Accuse Her "Gentle Giant"

Final score:

155points

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#23

A Review On An Apartment That Caught My Eye

Final score:

150points

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#24

Left Nasty Review Because I Wouldn’t Work For 4 Bucks An Hour

Final score:

147points

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