"I'm sorry, it's going to take me quite a while to finish drinking my coffee using these chopsticks"

Even as a semi-professional photographer, if I am doing an actual job for you that will benefit you, I will be getting paid. I don’t mind if it’s half of your normal rate, but at least something. Exposure is great but — especially if photography is your only job and you don’t have other income — if you are offering your time, it’s only fair to have some sort of compensation.

Keep an eye on the dog, all the time, and microchip him. Do not let him wander free near those lunatics. Do no let him be alone in the backyard unattended, in case they decide to throw "food" or "toys" over the fence. People can be s**t. Better safe than sorry.

These supposed influencers just need to STOP. You want something go work for it.

In short, it's a huge honor they are willing to take a free dishwasher from you, that must be worth something!

Nobody messes with Terry's kids or yogurt

Oh, BOOM. No f's given.

I am starting to think that at some point people succeed in begging as they are still doing it so much.

Don’t worry, next time they’ll just die in front of them. Just say no to drügs kids /s

Carolina reapers coming up next

Dude, I'd be happy to share a name with a dog. Who wouldn't want an animal twinsie? Oh, people who think animals are less than humans. Disgusting.

As a photographer the only time WE pay anyone is when we are hiring a model to create a specific image either for our own promotion or artistic vision. This logic is like, "We want the restaurant to bring the food to our event and pay us to eat it."

I'd cry too if I had a parent like this.

Just... Wow!

Fruit cake .... that's the person, not the extra item she wanted.

Sounds like someone used to getting their way by bullying their neighbours.

Now WE are getting a dog too, for the kids to play with in the yard. Let's see how that works out ....................

It's time to invite a few more kids to play with yours.

A child laughing - and giggling! The horror!

I'd quite like to hear the dispatch call for that - 911, what's your emergency? THERE ARE KIDS HAVING FUN IN THEIR OWN GARDEN!!!

Call the pop ho!

“Then call. 🤷🏼‍♀️”

I bet this person also posts Facebooks memes about how kids today spend too much time on screens

I am looking for a new house and am so scared i will get a neighbor like this.

Tell her you've already called the police about her noisy dogs and bird. Touche Karen.

And recipient calls the police on a-hole neighbor for harassment!

Buy a swing set for the backyard.

Throw a brick in the backyard that says: call the cops

Wack job!

Bouncy castle and kiddy parties all week, well worth the expense.

I'd call the cops for threatening behavior, possibly harrassment.

Karen calls cops.. "yeah, i want to report kids playing outside in their yard" ... "but they are distracting my bird" ... "yes, they are in their fenced in yard, but they are loud" ... "what do you mean, wasting police resources. I HAVE RIGHTS GO ARREST THEM"

Ask if she needs you to tell her the number for the police.

There are a lot of people like this, I've found they are old and bored, outliving them is extremely satisfying. Their spouses have become very civil since their deaths.

Ok, Karen

STOP WEAPONISING YOUR KIDS YOU DISGUSTING GREEDY POS

LoL straight to the point, no wasting time here.

The paramedics should beep the horn next time and wait for the patient to finish having their heart attack before parking. Sounds like a great plan /s

People get so weird about this. My partner noticed a guy in some FB group had the same name as him so he commented on his post pointing it out, like "Hey, nice name!" And the guy blocked him 🤷🏼‍♀️

.... pathologically religious

LOL, That's almost the definition of delusional. I can't believe others fell for it.

Best comeback

Actually, this is the best recommendation. When I'm looking for a place, I usually look for the lowest ratings and their justifications first. Much more informative than the five star ratings. Now the EAH (entitled backdoor opening) made sure that I'll read her full review. The food is great, the service is professional and kind. Good. Excellent. I'll visit the place for sure.

Classy!

Part of growing up is learning to deal with disappointment.

Both her mothers? That a*****e is delusional. If I were you, I wouldn't let her be near my daughter without supervision.

This is the one time I have thought, "I hope this happened in the USA. And I very much need her to have been charged for all of the needless work she created."

And what exactly is this person bringing to the group, is she going to be giving away things of equal or greater value? I love buy nothing groups! But my ISO posts are things like "used glass tincture bottles" and "empty egg cartons." And my give aways are things like a desk, houseplants, glass jars.

"Two hundred bucks!" ... "Sorry, it was a limited time offer."

Needs sectioning asap.