"I'm sorry, it's going to take me quite a while to finish drinking my coffee using these chopsticks"

Even as a semi-professional photographer, if I am doing an actual job for you that will benefit you, I will be getting paid. I don’t mind if it’s half of your normal rate, but at least something. Exposure is great but — especially if photography is your only job and you don’t have other income — if you are offering your time, it’s only fair to have some sort of compensation.

I am starting to think that at some point people succeed in begging as they are still doing it so much.

Keep an eye on the dog, all the time, and microchip him. Do not let him wander free near those lunatics. Do no let him be alone in the backyard unattended, in case they decide to throw "food" or "toys" over the fence. People can be s**t. Better safe than sorry.

Dude, I'd be happy to share a name with a dog. Who wouldn't want an animal twinsie? Oh, people who think animals are less than humans. Disgusting.

The paramedics should beep the horn next time and wait for the patient to finish having their heart attack before parking. Sounds like a great plan /s

Both her mothers? That a*****e is delusional. If I were you, I wouldn't let her be near my daughter without supervision.

People get so weird about this. My partner noticed a guy in some FB group had the same name as him so he commented on his post pointing it out, like "Hey, nice name!" And the guy blocked him 🤷🏼‍♀️

Nobody messes with Terry's kids or yogurt

Don’t worry, next time they’ll just die in front of them. Just say no to drügs kids /s

In short, it's a huge honor they are willing to take a free dishwasher from you, that must be worth something!

Classy!

Just... Wow!

Needs sectioning asap.

And what exactly is this person bringing to the group, is she going to be giving away things of equal or greater value? I love buy nothing groups! But my ISO posts are things like "used glass tincture bottles" and "empty egg cartons." And my give aways are things like a desk, houseplants, glass jars.

As a photographer the only time WE pay anyone is when we are hiring a model to create a specific image either for our own promotion or artistic vision. This logic is like, "We want the restaurant to bring the food to our event and pay us to eat it."

RSVP? No thanks, don't want to celebrate a control freak.

I don't have a car, but I'd offer this person a 1972 Pinto just to see the unhinged reaction

.... pathologically religious

This is the one time I have thought, "I hope this happened in the USA. And I very much need her to have been charged for all of the needless work she created."

These supposed influencers just need to STOP. You want something go work for it.

I'd cry too if I had a parent like this.

Part of growing up is learning to deal with disappointment.

Fruit cake .... that's the person, not the extra item she wanted.

LOL, That's almost the definition of delusional. I can't believe others fell for it.

Carolina reapers coming up next

Now WE are getting a dog too, for the kids to play with in the yard. Let's see how that works out ....................

OMG that hurricane is SO inconsiderate. You should ask to see its manager post haste.

Tell them that the Grinch stole your Christmas and he's laughing his asss off!

And that's why we don't have any pictures of the wedding.

Even if I didn't want netflix anymore, I would do it immediately! Then wait a couple of days before I change password and log out all devices.

Durex need to see this, perfect advertisement for their products.

... this has got to be satire

I just imagined this fool ending up with a very short guy holding a shepherd's crook and followed by a flock of tiny sheep on the doorstep. At least it made me giggle.

Gee it would have been nice to actually see the context of the story.

Psychopath.

That's fair! I'll take the crocodile

After what I read today about Butterball workers I don't think anyone should buy their turkeys.

I think there's a name for people you pay to "date."

'went to collage'? Oh dear

Many religious people are so freaking entitled just cause they believe in something. Now they are using it to guilt others in their own circle of believers? That's just double messed up.

At first sight, I thought the profile picture was two arses next to each other

I bet this guy would say he "hates" socialism and communism, if you asked him.

"In need"

This is not uncommon, selling an old sailboat is often a PITA and people sometimes even abandon them to get rid of the mooring cost. If someone is looking for a project boat to fix, looking for an abandoned one or a giveaway is not unusual.

Why not resort to using AI while you're at it, you lazy jerk?

Please do streak. On her lawn. While singing something wildly offensive at the top of your voice. Then sit outside the largest window, still stark naked, and devour an entire pepperoni and sausage pizza. If nothing else the neighbourhood will be talking about it for years. And also she doesn't get any pizza.

Well, actually, I've worked for a company there the support manager accepted everyone to have one customer they can't get along with (and vice-versa). They would plan as much accordingly.

P**s off entitled mole.

I wouldn't exactly call having sex with a mikitary spouse a service ...

I never know what people mean by entree: the American main course or the rest of the world's appetizer. Then you go to Collins dictionary and they say "At restaurants or formal dinners, the entrée is the main course, or sometimes a dish before the main course. Synonyms: starter, appetizer ". Colo(u)r me confuzzled.

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