What he really said is: I am sending you all the reasons that you should be glad that I haven't called you again because I am a major tool and you can do so much better than me.

"Hi, if you could just go and change everything about yourself to make me feel better about me? Good day to you." I say: good day!

This is a likely candidate to demand a college degree and 10+ years of experience for an unpaid internship.

I thought his list will never end...

You need to look more natural, that’s why you should a fake tan and fake hair.

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This was a joke, right? Who tf sends this shït

"a bit of fake tan won't hurt" also "stop wearing make up"..... ?!?!

What f**king cockwomble, that girl truly dodged a bullet.

'Messed with my ego' that explains everything what an idiot

That's a Hella lot of words for 'wah wah a girl won't have sex with me'

Ahhh what a heartfelt laugh I got from this guys message. I hope the girl in question got a good laugh out of it as well, and moved on with her life. One less dickhead to worry about!

This is T H E best example of a narcissist if there ever has been one! He needs a plastic mannequin, not a human being.

This is so bad I wasn't convinced it was real, but a reddit sleuth tracked down the original context and apparently it is. It's just so damn awful. Like the guy genuinely seems to think he is doing her a favour.

Not so much a douche canoe.... More of a douche yacht

No make up, but get fake hair and plastic surgery. Oh yes, instead of trying to use makeup to enhance your looks, just put yourself into incredible debt paying a doctor to physically alter your body instead.

"You need to change everything about yourself, but you need to have more confidence"....what a loser

On the bright side, he’s going to die alone.

This can't be real. I know people are stupid but this????

This is filling me with rage

The line “Be more sensitive to others feelings” is incredible after writing a long letter insulting her looks, her style, her personality, her drink choices… Also telling her to look more natural and wear less make-up, whilst also telling her to wear fake tan, dye her hair, get extensions and get lip fillers. And telling her to be more confident whilst insulting everything about her? Yeah, that’ll help. Never mind the fact that she didn’t find him funny, didn’t try to kiss him goodnight and offered to pay. Signs she probably wasn’t by the phone hoping he would call.

Soooo.... basically turn herself into a completely different person?? If she were tanned, fit, showed cleavage, wore less make-up (but still looked decent), dyed her hair a color he approves, laughed at all his jokes, wore different clothes, agreed to be kissed against her will just so his feeling wouldn't get hurt, and... ah, shoot. He needs a blow-up doll.

omg, it just keeps going and getting worse

This guy is an absolute prize!