PSA: Pandas, if you upvote my posts, I’m blocking you unless you send me MONEY. I have a dozen followers (almost half aren’t family), so go away with your pesky upvotes. PayPal me some money and I’ll reward you with exposure!

I grabbed a girl who decided to lay on a flower display at my grocery store. She just laid on top of it and decided to take selfies. When she yelled at me, I yelled back and security made her pay for ALL the flowers, but shock and awe, she was broke.

Influncers are as bad as a skidmark on a towel

I’m sorry but I will NEVER be able to understand why people have to do this and call themselves influencers. It only influences me to want to beat them with a big stick.

I’m a park ranger so I usually love interacting with tourists. But influencers make me want to solve problems with a sledgehammer

In Japan, there is a really obnoxious social media "nuisance streamer" from America who is now facing 3 years in jail for trespassing on a construction site.

Influencers: "As I explain in my sure to be bestselling book 'But I'm More Specialier And Importanter Than You'... If you're going to go taking pictures of yourself in public areas with a lot of traffic you COULD take a leaf out of the average movie director's book and go there very early in the morning or late at night when there will be very few people about so you can shoot at your leisure, but this would be missing the point - it doesn't count as influencing unless lots of people are forced to watch! In chapter two, I will supply the numbers of the clinics in each major city which offer reconstructive nose surgery from being punched in the face for just the price of a flattering review!"

I hate how people are like “if you wanna be that guy (the main character/the one everyone likes) you have to do this, that, and these even though you really don’t want to!” like I don’t WANT to be the one everyone likes I just don’t wanna be the one everyone hates. Sorry this kinda ran off into a tangent

I don't normally read the article attached to this post but it's pretty tone-deaf. While we're all here to laugh at these deluded "influencers", it's all about how influencers are monetizing their "craft". 🤨 This is like a tobacco company advertising on an article tearing down the industry!

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I don't know any of these people but they inspire me to hate humanity even more, so I guess there's that.

I will never be an influencer but I recommend a book on Amazon titled Life Seemed Good, But.... look for clowns in a jeep. Weird.

Before I reached the end, I was so disgusted I stopped reading.

"Influencers" are trash.. plain and simple!

If these are the future generation, then humanity is doomed!

Influencer are really the most useless people out there.

*rolls eyes* "Like, so random" (/s)

Look, Pandas, if you don't keep downvoting this type of content it will keep appearing. Everyone hates it, yet it has enough positive votes to survive their ad-revenue desires. Vote with your... vote.

Most of the people on the list are very wrong for doing the things they're doing but y'all need to chill cause some of you are being way too mean about things that are not even causing the problem like what these people are wearing or how bad they're singing in your opinion or idk what else but chill. That's how you deal with things like these? I'm extremely disappointed with the comments on this post is like I'm surrounded by hate and malice everywhere. BP is supposed to be a chill place. Don't get me wrong, I disagree with these people's behavior as well but I still think we should have the decency to not start calling people names and behaving like this. Analyze the situation but rethink going that far please

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y’all gotta f*****g remember that things like these aren’t an excuse to be misogynistic, the hate towards the women in here is higher than the hate towards the men