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A “wonderful” part of being a woman is accidentally smiling while making eye contact with the wrong man and now he is in love and, even worse, insistent that you must be in love as well. No words, deeds or restraining orders will dissuade him from this thought. Fortunately, folks online have taken to screenshotting messages from these sorts of fellows to name and shame them. 

We’ve gathered some of the most delusional expectations “nice guys” have had of women. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the ones that made you roll your eyes the most and be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1

Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"

Ngvc: "I Make 100k+ A Year, What Do You Bring To The Table?"

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#2

This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend

This Guy Who Expected A Relationship With A Woman After He Comforted Her — Also Known As... Just Being A Bare-Minimum Friend

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#3

Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”

Ngvc: “You Got A Nice Set Of Mommy Milkers”

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For those who are not in the loop, a “nice guy” isn’t just a fantastically underrated Ryan Gosling movie or a man who is nice, it refers to a very specific subset of romantically unsuccessful men. These men, similar to the ones in these screenshots, have a misguided and frankly entitled belief that if they are just nice to women, they will receive love and attention in return.

Given the fact that humans are not vending machines, this has no bearing on reality, but when this fact rears its head, these men tend to get very angry. It’s also worth noting that “nice guys” are not particularly nice in general, equating some conversation and favors to being a “perfect partner.” 

#4

“Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”

“Toddlers Are Well Built And Curvy”

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Brenda
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pervert! You DEFINITELY did the right thing! That's creepy as he!!, talking about a toddler that way! Or any child!

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#6

Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"

Ngvc "Decent Guy, Only Wants One Thing From His Date"

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Tobias Reaper
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when your date says they want to see you again thats a good end to a date what is wrong with this moron

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When told that, actually, being nice via text or internet comment doesn’t make someone instantly fall for you, “nice guys” tend to react with anger. First and foremost, this very quickly shreds any last illusion that they are nice at all. This anger at their delusions being dismissed is almost as ridiculous as some of the demands they have of women who wouldn’t look at them twice. 

#7

This Guy Who Expected To Find A Match Because He Said He Doesn't Care About Looks Or Sex In His Profile... But Then Had This As His Opening Line

This Guy Who Expected To Find A Match Because He Said He Doesn't Care About Looks Or Sex In His Profile... But Then Had This As His Opening Line

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#9

Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"

Ngvc: "It's A Real Shame Too. I Would've Treated You Like A Princess"

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Shark Lady
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be contacting the police as well as his superiors. It was bad enough that he used her personal information to contact her, but that last text was scary and disturbing.

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This is all to say that self-proclaimed “nice guys” tend to be neither nice nor good romantic matches. There have been enough cases where these men, met with rejection, turn to stalking and other forms of harassment that tend to be considerably worse than anything the stereotypical “jerk” might do. 

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#10

This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior

This Guy Who Thought He Deserved Constant Communication With His Dating App Match Simply Because They Matched... A Few Hours Prior

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#11

This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

This Nice Guy Who Expected Immediate Replies To His Texts And Then Told The Woman He Was Texting He Was Just Trying To Teach Her A Lesson

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Brenda
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who spams you period, let alone in the middle of the day during normal working hours (when they also should be working), has already shown their true selves. Don't bother replying & block!

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This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills

This Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Woman Because Of His Persistence... And Expert Gaslighting Skills

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The main cause of the issue, as with so much else, is a feeling of entitlement. Not only do these fellows think that having a partner is some sort of God-given right, they also have pretty strong opinions about what this partner should do, think and look like. Naturally, we can probably guess that these men most likely don’t, themselves, fit the bill at all, but that is beyond the point. 

#13

Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"

Ngvc: "I Sexually Harassed A Woman Who Didn't Have The Ability To Just Walk Away From Me, And She Isn't Happy About It. And You Women Say You Want Nice Guys"

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Brenda
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice guys don't badger a person after they say no. They understand NO means NO!

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#15

Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"

Ngvc: "I'm Not A Sexist But Females Owe Me Sex"

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This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women

This Guy Who Felt Entitled To A Date After Putting Down Other Women

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Sue Denham
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Act like a braindead b!tch"? What? You want me to pretend to be you? Kinky!

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Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"

Ngvc "I Am Handsome, Educated And Have Money But Single. What Is The Problem"

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Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"

Ngvc: "I'm Also A Little Older And More Mature Than You (No Offense)"

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Step one: get a screenshot. Step two: take it to the school counselor. Step three: prepare to get a restraining order issued if it continues. I've been stalked before. It's not fun.

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This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point

This "Nice And Stable" Guy Who Thought He Deserved A Date After Catfishing 200 Women To Try To Prove His Misogynistic Point

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Ace
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

200 women out of 200 were instantly put off when they found you'd already lied to them before they even clicked on your profile. What a surprise.

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#20

Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"

Ngvc: "I'm A Nice Guy Once You Know Me, But No You Judge A Book By It's Cover"

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#22

This Guy Who Mistook A Woman Just Being A Normal Human Being As Romantic Interest And Felt Entitled To A Relationship With Her

This Guy Who Mistook A Woman Just Being A Normal Human Being As Romantic Interest And Felt Entitled To A Relationship With Her

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#23

This Classical Music Enthusiast Who Expected A Dm From This Woman After Insulting Her Taste In Music

This Classical Music Enthusiast Who Expected A Dm From This Woman After Insulting Her Taste In Music

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#24

This Guy Who Thought Buying Someone Drinks Meant They Owe You Sex

This Guy Who Thought Buying Someone Drinks Meant They Owe You Sex

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Sue Denham
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's how you expected the evening to end A) you should have gone to a professional and B) $20.00 wouldn't begin to be enough.

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#25

Ngvc: "I Hope He Dead, He Maybe Doesn't Even Love You, I Do"

Ngvc: "I Hope He Dead, He Maybe Doesn't Even Love You, I Do"

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#26

This Guy Who Expected A Date After Showing A Random Woman At A Bar How Much Was In His Bank Account

This Guy Who Expected A Date After Showing A Random Woman At A Bar How Much Was In His Bank Account

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Peppy
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s just showing you how much of a banker he is ,…… opps that should have started with a W

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This Guy Who Expected A Stranger On The Internet To Want To Date Him Just Because He (Sort Of?) Complimented Her

This Guy Who Expected A Stranger On The Internet To Want To Date Him Just Because He (Sort Of?) Complimented Her

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#28

Ngvc "I'm Such An Awesome Guy! Why Won't Girls Date Me"

Ngvc "I'm Such An Awesome Guy! Why Won't Girls Date Me"

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#29

Ngvc: "High Value Man"

Ngvc: "High Value Man"

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lenka
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is clearly not good at his job. Otherwise he would have done his due diligence and properly calculated the risk of being perceived a wanker with an opener like that.

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Ngvc: "I Tried To Be Polite... F**k That B***h"

Ngvc: "I Tried To Be Polite... F**k That B***h"

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