Expertly shot down. This was fantastic to read. Marry me.

Well said!

Mommy milkers? Good grief! 🙄

Pervert! You DEFINITELY did the right thing! That's creepy as he!!, talking about a toddler that way! Or any child!

I am guessing his personality sucks.

when your date says they want to see you again thats a good end to a date what is wrong with this moron

"Have the day you deserve." I will definitely be stealing this.

Shannon knows douchenozzle when she sees it.

I'd be contacting the police as well as his superiors. It was bad enough that he used her personal information to contact her, but that last text was scary and disturbing.

BARF

Anyone who spams you period, let alone in the middle of the day during normal working hours (when they also should be working), has already shown their true selves. Don't bother replying & block!

Guess what? No means no.

Nice guys don't badger a person after they say no. They understand NO means NO!

I'd have run out of there!

I feel like this one needs to be on a watch list

"Act like a braindead b!tch"? What? You want me to pretend to be you? Kinky!

at a guess id say s**t personality

Step one: get a screenshot. Step two: take it to the school counselor. Step three: prepare to get a restraining order issued if it continues. I've been stalked before. It's not fun.

200 women out of 200 were instantly put off when they found you'd already lied to them before they even clicked on your profile. What a surprise.

"women won't sleep with me because they're sl*ts" is a bizarre take.

Things that never happend

then everyone stood and applauded

And then everybody clapped

Today, on our latest episode of "What never happened"...

"Alpha Male" kchkch

Really sad is making up a pathetic story like that to make yourself feel better. Just Ewww. He probably self identifies as an "incel" and listens to Joe Rogan every day.

He has an active imagination. Not a good one, but an active one.

Big talk from someone who looks like a thumb wearing a helmet

His face looks like his opinions.

Alphas are cringe...always.

he looks like the cover boy for Roast Me!

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Then a sparkly pink unicorn jumped out of the sewers and said I was the only one that could save the world because of my pure Alphaness. I told that woke horse I would only work with a Clydesdale or other manly animal and sent that girly horse away crying. So sad.

Points for a vivid imagination

and then everybody clapped.

Did their boobs feel like sand bags too?

There is no such thing as an alpha male; just self-centered boys who wish they were butch.

Does he accept an applause? Jeez.

And then you woke up

I assume everyone applauded as well.

This is, in all seriousness, one of the most delusional things I have ever read. The self-description (alpha male) is the icing on the cake.

I really don’t get adults that haven’t grown out of lying, embellishing, and making up events that it is SO obvious never happened.

IF anyone was running after him, it was probably to ask if he had lost his mummy.

Only 3? Quit lying, You're just being humble, King.

And everyone clapped…

Sure kid, wake up it's time to go to school.

(Alpha Male) come on ladies at least he has the common courtesy of letting you know just who he us.

"and then everybody on the bus applauded"

Give the guy a break, it's his first day in "Creative Writing" class