that ice cream looks good

Only this one is acceptable

Well, anything and everything to stop me thinking about my finances.

Oh dear. oh dear. But I am sure that it is something that a good therapist might be able to help you with :-)

That girl needs more ice,, so she can CHILL OUT.

The wonderful thing about my car is it's so scratched up and dinged already, and also small, I would 100% do this.

Looking at that image INFURIATES me! You’re meaning to say that YOU parked deliberately in the WRONG way and expect people to tolerate it? NO! Just NO.

Guy with pickup truck parks like a moron. Shocker

Just park further away. If you care you can handle a couple more steps. I do just so I can avoid the hassle.

I’m in a parking spot, you’re not. I call the police because I’m blocked in and can’t safely move my car, they tow yours, which isn’t legally parked

Every time I see this it's always a pickup truck that is much too large for general use, and much too pristine to be a work truck. If you are reading this and park like this, know that I have no respect for you, so if I scratch your truck trying to get into a spot you are illegally blocking all I can say is, good

What an utter twat.

Steal the core of the tire pressure valve on all four tires. Getting a tow and the time wasted shouldn't matter to someone who can afford a 130k substitute for a personality.

My boss drove a POS van- bumper zip tied together 200K+ miles, trim pieces gone, multiple small wrecks (it was an old drivers ed vehicles). Showed up for a conference for people in his same line of work with all of his admin coworkers embarrassed to be in his van. All the other Admins at the conf had huge SUVs fully tricked out. All of them parked like this. He made everyone get out of his van and pulled it into a parking space between 2 of them, popped the hatch, and climbed out the back. He was so proud of himself. We were pretty proud of him too.

I'd park there and then leave a note commenting on his compensation for something tiny. People who park like that are pindicks.

You shouldn't be so precious about your overpriced oversized underpowered d**k extender.

I think I know why they parked the white car there and so do they.

This happened to my husband and me once. A douche parked so close to us (we were parked inside the lines, he squeezed into a clearing that wasn't a designated parking spot) my husband couldn't get into the driver's seat. He got in through the passengers side, pulled out a marker designed for marking sheet metal in factories (those do not get off easily) and wrote on this douche's door "you're a d**k" (liberal translation)

I would go to sporting goods store and buy a bike lock. And permanently attach a shopping cart to that emotional infant's oversized crapcan.

I have a truck. I park as far out in the parking lot as possible so I avoid getting too close to other cars. I don't squeeze in, even if I could

"Who parks like this?" People who need a parking space but some glass bowl thinks they need 2 spaces. I suspect you really just can't handle a big truck so you need to make excuses for bad parking. We see your type in every parking lot. "I need a big truck to boost my ego, wish it would self park, because I can't. "

I see this and there's a 100% chance I will cram my 30 year old Ranger as close to your entitled manhood replacement as possible...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PARKING JOB!? This guy really is oblivious.

I live in QLD and not really surprised by this.

Uck your truck buddy!

I might "accidentally" trip and smash a raw egg on his grill. LMAO

We Australians will go out of our way to make it as difficult as possible for a numbnuts loser like this to be able to get back in his precious car again. Act like a precious dïckhead, we’ll treat you like a Princess!! ☺️

The older I get, the more often these precious "Green Tomato"- moments are a seriozs option to tackle life

Yplac.

YOu take two spaces and complain? How did the driver get out of that white car, through the roof?

did...ahm...somebody hit your head last time u parked like that? What you should have done with your lil truck is park way over to the very edge of the other side of YOUR space to insure no one hit your truck. this was just inciting trouble &you would have been ticketed if the cops were called, no matter what you spent on your truck. in the words of Jim Carrey "stop breaking the law *ssh*le"

Anyone who takes up two parking spaces deserves to have his car dinged up.

Who is the moron that paid $130K for a $70K truck (I own one!)

The only bad parking here is the black monstrosity. The white one is trying to use the allotted square, which the black one failed spectacularly. A tip for the future; park with the middle of your car over the line. This one isn't protecting-your-car parking, it's just poor parking technique.

I own a little car and would do this out of spite 😂

I just feel sorry for the person who owns the white van/suv on the left... They parked fine, but their car is still probably going to get dinged...

Dude, I have a 2005 Ford 250 I will ding the hell out of your s**t and only get a scratch.

Truck owner is a big fat JERK! Should have spent your “big bucks” on a home with a garage. KISS off!

Yay white car! Back when I drove an old rusty Beetle, I would do the same thing. I loved that old rusty Beetle. This is just one of many reasons.