that ice cream looks good

Only this one is acceptable

Well, anything and everything to stop me thinking about my finances.

Oh dear. oh dear. But I am sure that it is something that a good therapist might be able to help you with :-)

That girl needs more ice,, so she can CHILL OUT.

The wonderful thing about my car is it's so scratched up and dinged already, and also small, I would 100% do this.

How is it possible that flight attendants don't react to this?

Then why didn't she pick a flattering photo?

Cows eat grass, I eat cows. It's the circle of life.

I don't know why this belongs here, because honestly this is very sweet.

I mean what did you expect to happen? 10% Polish ancestry discount?

The man in the rice field wonders why some creepy woman in her underwear is staring at him.

If that's all cake - the thought of cutting it up is pretty cringe. At some point you have to cut off her head. Someone with a few drinks in them is going to make a lame joke about "I'll have a piece of that a...ss" and so on. I can't think of a graceful way to cut up a cake that looks like a human being.

She doesn't look like she had anything to do with it. That's a serious WTF look. Not so much MC as just embarrassing.

Is there a groom's cake? They're usually much smaller, so either a mini-him or just his head?

Cringy yes, but it ain't hurting anyone. Now, where's my slice?

At least she looks happy! Oh......

Eh, for weddings, as long as both people getting married are good with thus, then screw everyone else. Stop judging people's wedding, it's their party they are paying for and are celebrating themselves. This is one of the few time to be the main character. Disclaimer: this statement does not include or support people that verbally and/or emotionally abuse staff, guests, and/or bridal party members for the "sake of the wedding", nor classless couples that require people attending their wedding (in any capacity) to pay for their wedding in some capacity to be able to attend.

The first time a bride was jealous of her own wedding cake!! Her side eye at the cake....LOL!!!

It's a bit bizarre but very well executed by the cake maker!

Ngl i love this lol

He'd be better off marrying the cake.

The cake looks way happier than the bride!!!

But props to the cake maker,,, that's fantastic!!!!

Holy cow, before reading the title I saw the cake and believed it was a real person. That's some serious talent. Talk about a dumb idea turning out great!

That's an incredibly impressive cake. They made her bodicework look like pizza though.

Lord have mercy, it's borderline cannibalism.

Is it red velvet inside?

And she don't look too happy with herself either.

So Conceited

whose*

I'd like the left tit, please.

What an ego! Making the cake look like you! Did the guests expect to be eating the bride? Remember the wedding cake should reflect both the bride and groom

"wait, you didn't want this to be a red velvet lava cake? oops, my bad..."

Bet she was a HUUUGE Bridezilla. "It's MY special day!!"

I believe serving up T&A could technically be illegal in many places. There’s a lot to unpack here, sort of like a clown car that crashed into a dumpster fire. - But it is her day, I guess, though honestly she looks a bit taken aback. To me her posture & face look like someone is going to get an earful later.

Actually if you look at their faces it looks like she doesn’t approve and he has done it as a surprise or something.

I’ll have a slice of the left tit please ? Before I forget. I want the slice with the nipple . There’s only two so please cut my piece off asap before someone else eats it up or milks it : )

The head on that cake is WAY UNDERSIZED. Everyone can see that it should be about 10 times larger. To match the bride's....

Does the husband get the breast

She looks a little disappointed…

Imagine what she is going to like? Pour guy. Doomed from the start.

The cake is prettier.