"Main character syndrome"? And what else is new in any cat's life?

Most acceptable train delay ever.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. Also.. You do you mr mcfluffins, them beans gets cold

It's a giant lap, we will bow to our warm belly loving overlords.

what do you mean he 'thinks' he's the main character?

She's on strike. The food bowl is empty.

Cat's correct.

The cat IS the main character. They always are. Cats are never wrong. Bow down to the furry overlords

One of my cats is sitting in the center of my car's roof every morning with the hope that I won't go to work and devote all my hours to his service

That would be the best delay excuse ever. "My train is late because there's this cute cat sitting on the train..." Don't know if that would work even if it technically would be true.

This is not a tone-deaf post. It actually happened.

Cats are always the main character

Definitely the main character I would want to read about. 😁

Apparently, this cat IS the main character. 🤣💝💯😸

Of course! It is a cat it suffers from Main Character Syndrome because it is a Main Character! 😁

You can't hold a cat to human standards.

Cats are ALWAYS the main character.

Spreading chaos? Just a normal cat day.

Divine intervention, delays might have saved a life, never know about the workings of living with Cat Medicine!

Not being a cat person but still not wanting to have an injury, I'd get a hose or a spray bottle and just lightly let the cat know he doesn't have a ticket!

The cat is ALWAYS the main character.

As it should

Cats do what they want when they want to and not before!

An air gun would sort that out.

Everyone else thinks they are the main character because their train is delayed.

caught train must ride..

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Whip out a can opener...

Cats were once worshipped as gods, and they've ever forgotten it!!

Da Cat sez, don't move mechanical thing!

Whoops !! Won't get a fire engine down there !

He IS the only main character we accept.

This can't be helped. Life will resume once the cat is ready and not one second before. Cat's Law !!!

Cat is main character. Cats are always the main character. Cats rule the world. If only all humans realized this, things would be a lot better for everyone.

Again..how related to title?

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Only acceptable excuse for Avanti's service (or lack thereof).

He is the main character

Shake a bag of treats--that ought to do it!

Not cool kitty cat, but nice that the train would be held. I wouldn’t be surprised in many instances if the train station instead had more of a “sucks to be you kitty” attitude…

Did you try the tried and true "pspspspspsps"

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Water hose near by??

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Nobody has a hose to hand? (said as a cat owner)