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#2

Entitled Bride

Final score:

196points

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Multa Nocte 5 months ago

This story was on here several weeks ago and there was an update this week. Newly rich, entitled woman, if I remember correctly, marrying a child from a billionaire's family.

131points

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#3

Shocked

I was on a trip to the United Kingdom. I am a Canadian and was more than glad to see the recognition for our contribution in the world wars and especially since 10% of our population served in the second. I was absolutely stunned by what I saw at the Canadian war memorial. I didn’t say a word but should I have? It’s a memorial paying respect to thousands of Canadians (usually in their early 20s) who paid the ultimate sacrifice for freedom and liberation of a occupied Europe.

Final score:

169points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

disrespecting war memorials...wow. that's a new level of stupid.

143points

As the subreddit name suggests, the behavior of these people on the list falls under the term main character syndrome. It’s a fairly new colloquial definition used to describe someone who sees themselves as the main protagonist in a movie called ‘Life’ and always needs the spotlight on them.

Even though the word ‘syndrome’ is part of its name, it’s important to keep in mind that it’s not an actual syndrome or a medical diagnosis. The term originated on social media and is colloquially used to describe people with narcissistic or self-centered tendencies.

#4

This POS Main Character At Aushwitz

Final score:

162points

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Jakobi 5 months ago

Disgusting

226points

#5

Seconds Before She Kicked Him In The Head. Got Mad When She Was Asked To Move Seats

Final score:

154points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

absolutely disgusting behaviour

161points

#6

I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down

Fully aware all I had to do was run around him, which I totally did, but this still annoyed TF out of me: he stayed like this for 30 minutes and then got up and left.

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Final score:

149points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

some ppl exist only to inconvenience others

116points

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It started as an innocent way for people to romanticize their lives and make even the most mundane aspects of them more interesting. This shouldn't really have any negative impacts. That is, until people develop the need to make everything about themselves.

#7

Standing In The Front Row

Lady stood up and recording right as the recital started. Even though people behind her were telling her to sit down, it was about ten minutes before an administrator confronted her

Final score:

144points

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⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ 5 months ago

*SHOVES ONTO STAGE* whatcha gona do now?

42points

#8

I Let A Colleague Borrow One Of My Favorite Books, And It Was Returned To Me With The Pages Written On And Stuffed With Sticky Notes

Final score:

143points

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The_one_on_the_left 5 months ago

As a bibliophile, I say engrave some words on their car. See how they like it.

235points

#9

Main Character Blinds Everyone The Entire Show For A Video Shoot

Final score:

140points

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Ben Ballard 5 months ago

They'd be getting a very large coke dumped over them and their phone.

124points

“Main character syndrome describes the lens through which a person sees themselves,” explained Topsie VanderBosch, LMSW, a licensed therapist and mindset coach. “People who think they’re the main character tend to believe that they’re the most important person in most situations and interactions with people.”

#10

Taking Photos In A Sensitive Habitat

Final score:

140points

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Becca not Becky 5 months ago

Just have some respect, yeesh

57points

#11

This Person, Who Blocked No Less Than Four Electric Charging Spots

Final score:

138points

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CheshirePhrogg 5 months ago

They do this deliberately because they think electric cars are some how destroying the world. It is just jerk a** petty

114points

#12

She Can’t Keep Her Pet Away From The Window But Expects For You To?

Final score:

138points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

I'm not taking away Bouche's and Audi's joy to accommodate some random woman who can't control an animal that's been bred for thousands of years to please us.

140points

Generally, someone with the main character syndrome exhibits dramatic behaviors, overdramatizes life events, feels like they’re better than other people, and has a lot of outward confidence that might hide underlying insecurities. Additional ones include romanticizing experiences or relationships, constantly seeking validation from social media, and needing to outshine others.

#13

Which Do You Hate More?

1 "My vehicle deserves more space." The vehicle that needs to take more than one parking space in a congested parking lot/garage.
2 "My vehicle is more important than people." The vehicle that needs to block sidewalks used for walking and wheelchair access. (Note: the red color pavement is a ramp next to a handicap parking space.)

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Final score:

130points

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Always Malfunctioning 5 months ago

These are almost as bad as when someone blocks a crosswalk. My blind stepbrother once take his white cane and repeatedly hit a vehicle blocking the crosswalk (even though I told him what was in his way). The driver was pissed 😄 🤣

143points

#14

My Neighbor Sprayed Herbicide On My Back Lot To Make Himself A Parking Spot

Sheriff says that in our county you’re allowed to park on the outer 8 feet of someone else’s lawn for a day or two without their permission because it’s considered the shoulder. Come back to the same spot as many times as you want, just don’t be there continuously. You probably don’t have the right to kill someone else’s vegetation but I can’t prove it was him.

Anomalous_Pearl Report

Final score:

129points

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Jacob B. 5 months ago (edited)

Good spot for some nails. Can't prove it was you, must of fell off a truck.

245points

#15

My Neighbors Parking, And No It’s Not Temporary, Been Like This For 3 Days

We have an HOA but clearly they don’t care, but they do care if my garbage can is left out 30 seconds after garbage is picked up.

Rhinop21 Report

Final score:

124points

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Always Malfunctioning 5 months ago

Even if you have HOA, you can still call the police 🤫

116points

Experts say that viewing yourself as a main character can be healthy. However, like most things, it should be taken advantage of in moderation. VanderBosch explained that developing confidence and owning one’s life choices can be the positive effects of this syndrome. But when it causes people to hurt others with their self-absorbed behavior, it becomes unhealthy. If a person centers themselves too much and expects the world to revolve around them, they are stepping into destructive territory.

#16

Influencer Camera Set Up

I'm trying to take a nap during my 6 hour layover at Denver Airport and without warning or asking, a pair of people set up these bright face lights and have been complaining about people other than them being in an airport.

Dillpickle2002 Report

Final score:

118points

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Colin Matthews 5 months ago

Get up and turn them off. Remember Airports are explicit "NO FILMING WITHOUT EXPLICIT CONSENT OF THE AIRPORT COMPANY"

118points

#17

American Tourist Complains Restaurant In Tokyo Gave Her The Menu Item She Ordered; Doubles Down By Blaming The Restaurant For Not Having Enough Menus In English

Final score:

113points

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AtMostAFabulist Premium 5 months ago

Don't argue with stupid people. The will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

120points

#18

“Not Now Sweetie, Taylor Swift Is Playing My Song”

Final score:

112points

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Jakobi 5 months ago

Didn't one get left at one of those?

40points

The main character syndrome can also be mistaken for a similar term called main character energy. The latter has more positive connotations associated with the protagonist of a story, like confidence, charisma, and self-assurance. It’s a feeling of being in control of our own life story and embracing our uniqueness.

#19

How Dare An Uber Driver Not Know Who She Was! It’s Microaggression, I Tell Ya!

Final score:

108points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

imagine being just another uber customer going to the post office

126points

#20

Test Tasting Soup Straight From The Ladle

Final score:

107points

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Hannah Taylor 5 months ago

Precisely why supermarkets have eliminated the self-service food areas like this.

111points

#21

How About You Try To Initiate A Conversation With Someone You Are Interested In Talking To?

Final score:

107points

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Show Thyself 5 months ago

I bet that, if someone even talked to to them, there'd be a post like 'ugh we just wanted to enjoy the game. Why can't they leave us alone?'

281points

Unlike the main character syndrome, it doesn’t mean to always seek the spotlight. It’s more about living with intention, loving yourself, and choosing things that represent your values and ambitions, even if it means standing out or going off the beaten path.

#22

Your Armrest = My Footrest

Final score:

103points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

why does this happen so commonly on flights? dear gods people, KEEP YOUR STINKY FEET TO YOURSELF

116points

#23

“Compact”

Final score:

102points

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Ben Kay 5 months ago

Not compact.

43points

#24

Larry Croft Is In Town, Ensuring Ai's Safety

Final score:

99points

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E.V. 5 months ago

Shhh... those are his emotional support guns lol.

213points

People who have this so-called energy may run down a city street with everyone looking at them or dance in public without caring what others think. When in action, this can be a fun and dreamy way of dealing with the world.

#25

10% Harder Because Of Me

Final score:

96points

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AtMostAFabulist Premium 5 months ago

I see no guys. The room is empty.

266points

#26

How Dare You Also Use The Pool

Final score:

95points

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3 Otters 🦦 5 months ago

It’s not him.

110points

#27

Imagine Being A Sh**ty Father And Posting About It Thinking People Will Agree With You

Final score:

93points

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Helena 5 months ago

That kid is going no contact at 18

225points

#28

“I’m Taking A Long Break At A Public Gym. Don’t You Start Using The Equipment I’m Not Done With Yet!”

Final score:

91points

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AtMostAFabulist Premium 5 months ago

As my mother used to say "Move your feet, lose your seat."

123points

#29

These People Used Books To “Reserve” Their Seats At The Resort And Then Just Never Showed Up

Wild how inconsiderate some people can be. Reserving lounge chairs early in the morning just in case they feel like going to the pool at some point.

The box is mine from some fries I ordered.

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Final score:

90points

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Always Malfunctioning 5 months ago

Your fries came in a box like they went to a university or something.

127points

#30

How Dare People Stare At Me While I Take A Photo Of Them In Public!

Final score:

87points

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Always Malfunctioning 5 months ago

No one is even looking at you sweetheart

181points

#31

Parking Is Rough…

Final score:

87points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

Parking must be rough! Look how the lines moved!

48points

#32

The Audacity Of This B

Final score:

85points

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Hannah Taylor 5 months ago

As if there isn't even the slightest possibility of another disabled person needing to use that stall.

118points

#33

Saw A Car Actually Parked Like This In A Crowded Restaurant Parking Lot

Final score:

84points

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Hannah Taylor 5 months ago

Icepick + tires = lesson learned.

72points

#34

Found In The Wild

Final score:

80points

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⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ 5 months ago

No. We don't care.

111points

#35

My Neighbor (Apartments) Keeps Doing This Because She Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Next To Her Car (She’s Not Disabled)

Final score:

80points

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The_one_on_the_left 5 months ago

Next time she parks next to it, put all that stuff on the roof of her car.

115points

#36

Expecting Literally Everyone Else But Yourself To Care For Your Children

Final score:

79points

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⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ 5 months ago

Then.. make it where you CAN'T have any more, or adjust to it yourself??

50points

#37

At Least The Shoes Are On

Final score:

78points

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Mighty_Condor (He/Him) 5 months ago

How? Why?

47points

#38

Disney Adults Are Making His Brother's Wedding All About Themselves

Final score:

75points

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Apachebathmat 5 months ago

Everyone else disappeared… read the room!

135points

#39

This Terrible Parker

Final score:

73points

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Rabid Fanfictioner 5 months ago

in such cases, one must zip tie a shopping cart to the car's handle to warn others of this menace to society :)

74points

#40

A Kingly Slumber

Final score:

72points

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justagirl 5 months ago

It would certainly be a shame is somebody wanted to step over him but accidentally didn't step far enough...

85points

#41

People In My Neighborhood Bought Up 2 Houses And Now Use The Neighborhood As Their Private Truck Depot

They own at least 5 large trucks and leave em for entire weekends, alternate side parking days, etc.

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Final score:

71points

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3 Otters 🦦 5 months ago

Complain to the city. Preferably call or check the city website- may or may not be legal.

80points

#42

You're Not Jesus

Final score:

69points

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Becca not Becky 5 months ago

Said Ashleigh in the mirror as she prepped for her next MLM post on Facebook

163points

#43

Andrew Tate Says He Doesn't Sleep With Vaccinated Women

Final score:

69points

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Libstak 5 months ago

Well that's a relief for all vaccinated women

441points

#44

A*s Hole, Moron, Or Both?

Final score:

68points

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AtMostAFabulist Premium 5 months ago

I say both.

77points

#45

Went To A Concert Recently. This Was My View 80% Of The Time. I Literally Saw The Concert Through Other People’s Phones. Seriously, Try To Zoom In And See How Many Phones Are Up

Final score:

67points

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Coral 5 months ago

....they said as they raised their phone into the air.

142points

#46

Ladies, Prince Charming Is Finally Here

Final score:

65points

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The_one_on_the_left 5 months ago

... No, you're a bit of a twat.

247points

justagirl 5 months ago

...a BIT of a twat?

27points

Robert Sissco 5 months ago

No, he is an alpha. You know, the buggy, pre-release version of someone not meant for public consumption.

19points

Nate Lefkowitz 5 months ago

Only a bit? I beg to differ…

2points

The Dusty Rhino 5 months ago

"a bit"??

2points

ShaZam 5 months ago

you're too nice ... a bit of a twat ... nope, he's the entire twat 🙄

2points

Stinky 5 months ago

only a bit?

1point

Beak Hookage 5 months ago

I see someone has once again badly misspelled the phrase "I am an insecure loser".

20points

Colin Matthews 5 months ago

Haha such a simple mistake and yet…

6points

Mike F 5 months ago

Don't dogs lick their bootyholes? Just curious.

15points

The Doom Song 5 months ago

What I read was.... "I'm a douchebag"

12points

Helena 5 months ago

I love it when aholes self identify

11points

Jill Rhodry 5 months ago

swooooon 🤢

6points

Barbara Wilcock 5 months ago

What about balding , ugly,zero education. Oh,i have been told about your small smelly peins. Get that checked out with your Dr

5points

AtMostAFabulist Premium 5 months ago

🙄

4points

Bookworm5000 5 months ago (edited)

It's giving ✨small d**k energy✨

3points

John Dilligaf 5 months ago

there's that saying about how, if you have to go around telling people you're the leader, then you're not really the leader. ... I think that applies here too.

3points

George Costanza 5 months ago

That's the doughiest looking "alpha male" I've seen in a long time.

3points

Nano Iders 5 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he masturbated to his own tweets.

3points

Jinx (she/her) 5 months ago

What an awful day to know how to read

1point

Trillian 5 months ago

Just remember to put "Alpha male" after your name. Just in case people don't notice.

3points

Apachebathmat 5 months ago

And still a virgin I see

3points

Mike T 5 months ago

What he is starts with A but isn't alpha.

3points

Justin Walsh 5 months ago

I'm thinking single and staying that way.

2points

Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Do you think that was why he wrote demanding, to explain why he is unmarried?

1point

SkippityBoppityBoo 5 months ago

Yeah... Lost me at "Demanding"... Didn't even bother to read the rest... Sorry Doll.

2points

Andy Frobig 5 months ago

Don't know how many times I've said it, but if there were such a thing as an alpha male, one thing he would never say is "alpha male"

2points

Hannah Taylor 5 months ago

In other words, he's a dog.

2points

Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Evidently an extremely intelligent man would never write this.

1point

StrangeTrout 5 months ago

This whole concept of the alpha male is made up by the those suffering terminal mediocrity and is a massive turn-off to any woman with intelligence

1point

Kay Christensen 4 months ago

I AM AN ALPHA MALE (🤣🤣🤣) is code for I AM I TOTAL WIMP.

0points

Susie Main 4 months ago

the nice psychiatrist said "all fat male" you silly thing. Better get your ears tested.

0points

Donna Gettings Apperson 5 months ago

He is a terrible person.

0points

somnomania (she/her, queer) 5 months ago

untested and likely full of bugs, got it

0points

nancthetank 5 months ago

That study was flawed. You are quoting from something that was debunked. Catch up!

0points

Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Not only that, but as I understand it, the wolfpack is lead by the alpha female in conjunction with a male.

0points

Naomi van Nijnatten 5 months ago

...who smiles in a genuine Songebob-way..

0points

Lisa Tetlow 5 months ago

Swipe left

0points

Philly Bob Squires 5 months ago

If ya have to advertise, then you aren't! LOL!

0points

Shaunn Munn 5 months ago

Bay to the moon, idiot.

0points

veryvenasaur 5 months ago

Alpha meaning full of bugs and problems and generally unfit for society (Source computer programing)

0points

David Martin 5 months ago

If somebody needs to inform you how alpha they are because you cannot see it for yourself...that person is not alpha. I don't think anybody is, honestly, but those people? Even less so

0points

DEW 5 months ago

And very single..

0points

Tyranamar Seuss 5 months ago

It's nice he put the warning label right there. I'd love to meet the woman who ever became more attracted to someone after hearing he thinks he's an alpha male. This has to be instant turn off for at least 80% of women. We should do a poll.

0points

Rick Secord 5 months ago

Anda Trump-a*s-kissing dickweed.

0points

Maggie Fulton 5 months ago

Sounds a lot like the alpha dog from Up. This guy needs the cone of shame.

0points

Sai C. 5 months ago

Is that a furry thing?

0points

linda harbin 5 months ago

Well la-dee-freaking-da

0points

Cindy Brick 5 months ago

Ya think!?!

0points

Farah the Turtle 5 months ago

oh alpha as in still not finished? as in pieces of u still missing?

0points

KnightOwl 5 months ago

Ew

0points

badmotorfinger 5 months ago

He looks like a pervert.

0points

K. LNU 5 months ago

He obviously doesn't know that this term was debunked.

0points

Louise 5 months ago

I genuinely barfed a little at this guy. I need a glass of water and my reflux meds.

0points

Squiffle Noses 5 months ago

Mr Potato Head got a Twitter account!?!

0points

Veronica Monell 5 months ago

Do you need a brownie button?lol

0points

Phil Green 5 months ago

Hahahahahaahh! Nick Adams is such a c*ck! He is so full of s**t it's a wonder he can move his fat, lumbering body. He is such a failure Australia didn't want him any more!

0points

Chris Henderson 5 months ago

I see this the same way as I see a Chihuahua barking at bigger dogs. All bark, no substance.

0points

KatSaidWhat 5 months ago

I'm beta. 4 from 6, yet merely female.

0points

KatSaidWhat 5 months ago

I'm not demanding or wildly successful, or as 7 is a lucky number, a toxic broflake

0points

Tanya Venter 5 months ago

O no!

0points

Joe Smith 5 months ago

Men that absolutely must announce their alpha status are about as omega as it gets.

0points

BossyHossy1 Premium 5 months ago

He modestly left out movie-star handsome!!

0points

Kota Coy 5 months ago

Again if you have to tell people you are an alpha male. You most likely aren't an alpha male.

0points

Spittnimage 5 months ago

Been reading Harlequin romances for that description.

0points

Rayne OfSalt 5 months ago

As an Australian, I should apologise to the world for Nick Adams. He was a deputy mayor of a somewhat prosperous small city here, where his big plan was to make pigeons illegal. This rightly got him laughed out of office, so he went and worked at Sky "News" (Australia's Fox "News") for a while. The things he'd say live on air were so stupid that even Rupert Murdoch couldn't stand him and he got fired. This caused every Australian to collectively laugh so hard that Nick fled to the USA, where his brand of stupid is not only appreciated but celebrated and rewarded by conservatives. Sorry about that. When we laughed him out of the country we thought he'd go live under a rock on a deserted island where no one would ever have to hear from him again.

0points

JLo 5 months ago

An alpha male would never make a statement like this. This has beta written all over it!

0points

Dan Holden 5 months ago

If you need to announce to the world that you're an "alpha male" I assure you, you're not.

0points

Pixie 5 months ago

And single !

0points

RosenCranzLives 5 months ago

The original 'hypothesis' of 'alpha male' was based on a very small sample size (wolves, if I recall) that they walked it back. It's a fallacy.

0points

Karina 5 months ago

People like this havnt really thought out what would happen to them if we had an "alpha male" sociaty the way they see it. They would still not get laid, and they would probably be dead, becsuse they irritated 4he wrong alpha woman.

0points

Ms.GB 5 months ago

I don't believe that people who are confident and extremely intelligent use the term alpha male.

0points

Jinx (she/her) 5 months ago

You're loud, pushy, and try to be a know-it-all even if you don't know anything? Yep, that checks out

0points

Stephen Lyford 5 months ago

If you have to say you're an alpha male, you aren't one.

0points

Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang 5 months ago

That's a lot of words to say "I cry when I pee".

0points

Kat 5 months ago

If you have to tell people that you're "alpha", or "boss b***h" I am confident; that you, are not.

0points

Michael None 5 months ago

IF there were such a thing as Alpha males they'd be the last people to need to put thing like this up. "The Great Man... is colder, harder, less hesitating, and without fear of 'opinion'; he lacks the virtues that accompany respect and 'respectability,' and altogether everything that is the 'virtue of the herd.' If he cannot lead, he goes alone... He knows he is incommunicable: he finds it tasteless to be familiar... When not speaking to himself, he wears a mask. There is a solitude within him that is inaccessible to praise or blame.” Nietzche

0points

Papa 5 months ago

I didn't know alpha male was a job. Does it pay pretty well?

0points

Michael Largey 5 months ago

If he really was all those things, he wouldn’t have to tell people he was.

0points

Oddball 5 months ago

If you have to tell people that you are an Alpha Male, then you're just a poser with a soft ego.

0points

Flarpel Blarpel 5 months ago

we can tell.

0points

Undercover 5 months ago

Alpha jerk

0points

Dan Flo 5 months ago

Alpha-hole...

0points

Raymond Closs 5 months ago

Alpha males never say they are.

0points

Hodge Elmwood 5 months ago

This idiot is on Xitter (pronounce that how you will!) It's hilarious. Any one who truly merited being called alpha would not have to boast about it.

0points

Marianne 5 months ago

When you read "alpha male", you must know that this is meant like software versions. The "alpha version" would be the first attempt that still has all kinds of bugs and missing features.

0points