I love this one. It's like telling them that everyone who drinks H2O is going to die and suddenly they want it banned.

*ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

Ssssssizzle!

old men forget he's not a slave owner anymore

Ooh, maybe a plexiglass box!

absolute idiot

Hey, I know! Let's all inject disinfectant instead!

she literally can't see the dogs color!!!!

Not a Karen. Just smart.

Get in your box, Karen.

Seems like Bozo needs to reevaluate his life choices and the validity of his presence on this earth.

That dude gets his just desserts every day by just having to live with himself.

her loss, your gain

This is very sad.

How exactly does she think people are supposed to handle this?

If something made you ill why go there again at all let alone order the same item?

That is just gross.

My mom had a c-section...definitely an ordeal, definitely delivery, and often people (like my mom) have it because they have previously had a miscarriage and the doctor says it's unsafe to attempt vaginal birth again.

Then kick the dads out!

But...the US doesn't have an official language.

I think it is sad that so many American children (like me) grow up knowing only one language :(

In other words, I want my offspring to be as ignorant and obtuse as me and others before me.

All other countries teach at least one foreign language. In my country we learn 3- 4 and we consider that knowledge is power and we have really high standards in our school system and there is never the question of money. Its in the law that every child has the right to the best education possible!

Fun Fact: The United States does not have an official language.

¿Como?

To be fair, if the son is as dumb as the parent is, he really might be confused.

So knowing a new language isn't American? XD Don't be surprised when you are abroad and people look down on you beause you are an ignorant idiot.

"...which I found surprisingly inappropriate." Yeah, we're all surprised too.

Another very stable genius who doesn't know that the USA have no official language....

I wish there was a way to prevent people like this from reproducing.

I teach English in Taiwan, mostly college students and above. After one English Speaking class, a student's mother phoned a complaint that I was was asking her son to speak English in class. Lady, what do you think you paid for?

What an uneducated woman. Her son needs two years of a foreign language to graduate both high school and college

Well, if he/she wants to short-change their kid, so be it. Learning another language (and that includes music) helps the brain develop the flexibility to learn even more. Heaven forfend that this child ever comes home humming a tune, esp. one that might have been composed by a non-English speaker.

Tu idiota!

Dear God, perish the thought that US kids would be bi-lingual like most of the world.

I have always been of the thought the more languages you know the better off you are and will be later on in life, but unfortunately, not everyone thinks this...

I live in New Mexico. The tribes keep their language alive - they have been here for thousands of years. The Spanish showed up 500 years ago. English speakers showed up maybe 125 years ago. So, when someone here complains about Spanish, they are rightfully mocked. They also tend to be those who think New Mexico is part of Mexico, and not a state in the Union (since 1912). (Actually, many in AZ and TX don't know NM is a state. Google "One of our 50 is missing".)

Must be the twice impeached, one term, lying, treasonous, looser Donald Trump talking about Baron. Why don't we build a wall around him? I'm sure Mexico really would pay for that!

Hay mom... bilingual is a super power. And decreases statistical chances of Alzheimer’s disease.

i like how this arrogant ass just assumes her kid is being confused by this. wanna bet he's not, and he's actually enjoying it?

It would be a damn shame to be bilingual I guess.