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People put a lot of importance on friendships. In fact, recent research shows that 61% of American adults believe we can’t live a truly fulfilling life without a few close friends. Those polled put more emphasis on friendship than marriage, children or even having a lot of money. As the saying goes, we can choose our friends but not our family. And while our buddies mostly bring great joy to our lives. There might be times we regret our life choices.

If a friend has ever done something that totally pissed you off, you’re not alone. Redditors have been sharing the most annoying, infuriating and downright disrespectful things their “friends” have done to them. Keep scrolling for the top times people should have had their friendship contracts canceled.

#1

Good Friend Wants Custom Sneakers For Free

Good Friend Wants Custom Sneakers For Free

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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She shut that sh!t down! She said everything we were all thinking. A*

Weasel Wise
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YAY! A perfect example of someone with a spine that can see a problem and refuses to keep exposing themselves to said problem! Yay for this ADULT!

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just wanted to support you by having you do free work for me!

Roan The Demon Kitty
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it that choosing beggars absolutely beg for the stuff they want, but when they're told no, they start with the "your works sh!t no one wants it you should be giving it for free"... yea, well, why were you begging for it in the first place?

Lost Penny
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I just wanted to support the business..." By trying to get stuff for free?? Okay then 🙄

Skogsrået
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is she supporting her business if she dosen't even want to pay for her friends work? Freaking leach!

Kalevra
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1 year ago

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JP Purves
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't have justified my work and the price. I would have immediately blocked her after she disrespected me.

Joanne Mendonza-Earle
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It will be great exposure! I'll be sure to promote you on my instagram! I have 2000 followers!' hahahaha Yeah right.

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    #2

    I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town. It Was Neat And Clean When I Gave Her The Keys. This Is How She Left The Living Room

    I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town. It Was Neat And Clean When I Gave Her The Keys. This Is How She Left The Living Room

    Most of the stuff in boxes and bags is from my kitchen and bedroom. Why?

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    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was going to rob you. Kick her to the curb.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, b*tch went through your stuff and most likely stole a bunch of it.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like somebody collected stuff to take with her either to keep or to p**n/sell

    Andrea Zaccaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never let them in your home again

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never again!

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess: she's been using/wearing your stuff. Or thinking about selling it. (I had a college roommate who would 'borrow' my clothes without asking -- then return them, cleaned. At least she cleaned them, I guess.)

    Edith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she/he thinking of taking it?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the locks, block her and dump her. She's not a friend, at all.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make so much mess in 2 days?

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they could use mental health counseling

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    #3

    So I Took A Friend Out On A Date, Cooked Her Pizza, Took Her Painting And This Is What She Posted Less Than An Hour Later

    So I Took A Friend Out On A Date, Cooked Her Pizza, Took Her Painting And This Is What She Posted Less Than An Hour Later

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    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who post this stuff are just addicted to sympathy. POOR ME! Feel sorry for me! - So annoying

    HolyDiver
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your in the friendzone and she is using you for free stuff. Time to move on

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! See You Next Tuesday!

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't Believe this 100% This is one of the reasons I HATE FB I would post something and they have "Posted" it, about 4 hours after I wrote them I write it at 10 am and it gets posted at 4 pm so then it ennds up making me look like i posted something looking like a bad friend or complaining, when it was before stuff happening

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something makes me think you expect more than friendship. Friends don't call going out with one another a "date".

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. I makes dates with friends all the time. I make dates with my grown kids. Having plans with someone is a date.

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    No man, or woman, is an island. We all need other people around us. Maybe not all the time. But definitely some of the time. Several studies show what a few of us might already suspect or know. People with close, good friends are happier and less lonely. Dr Miriam Kirmayer is a clinical psychologist who specializes in friendships and social connection. She says loneliness is literally bad for our health.

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    #4

    I Showed My Friend My New Backpack, And She Said, "Come On, You Are An Adult"

    I Showed My Friend My New Backpack, And She Said, "Come On, You Are An Adult"

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    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you are an adult. You can buy and wear whatever you like.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult, my only negative thoughts are that the straps might be too short for you, and that I'm jealous I don't have one. (I have a duckie backpack and did indeed switch out the straps so that it'd properly fit)

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a retired male, 60s, one of my comfy lounge pants has a Hello Kitty print. It's rather nice not having to give a F what other people think.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a big guy and I'd definitely wear it.

    Rod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're an adult!! That means you can probably afford to buy a blue one too....

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you are an adult with a sense of humor and self-confidence your friend can only envy, and a cute backpack.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's super cute! Some people apparently think being an adult means no more fun and cute things 🙃

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult? Exactly, and this is a good buy.

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    #5

    The Sheer Audacity Of Someone Who Stopped Associating With Our Friend Circle "To Pursue A Richer Life"

    The Sheer Audacity Of Someone Who Stopped Associating With Our Friend Circle "To Pursue A Richer Life"

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give!? Didn't even ask to borrow!? The nerve of some people.

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly prefer it to people who "borrow" money while never intending to give it back.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how so many crawl out of the woodwork when you have the extra money...If you have it, keep quiet and don't let on you have it, keep any winnings quiet.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So because you are a "mate" you don't need to pay it back, sorry dude I charge interest too if it takes too long.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is a mate. The other is a barnacle.

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this friend who keep asking me for money, promise me to return, everytime, $20, by the 3 times, she has not return me the money, still asking me to lend, I ask her when she going to return me, she end up blocking me. Also another friend who I pay for her to go overseas trip, about thousand plus, said she will return me the money by paying me slowing, end up block me, without paying a single cents. So best not to lend or give them unless you really trust them or know their family, also can make them sign a note that they will return the money after borrow, so you can get the money back.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please have them sign a promissory note, if you do end up making another loan. It’s a legal document and you can take them to court to get your money back.

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    Chryssa Pozidou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahhahahahahahah!! Sorry but the nerve of some people is just... impressive!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is correct in thinking they are not mates, at least not anymore.

    C.Stith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no money to give away to anyone, for any reason, at any given time. The answer will always be no!

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    #6

    Let My Buddy Borrow My Truck For A Couple Days

    Let My Buddy Borrow My Truck For A Couple Days

    My friend was redoing a small bathroom over a long weekend and asked to borrow my truck. I got it back with big dent on the front fender, the plastic cap on tailgate missing and big dent, some permanent stains on my passenger seat and the carpet. Also truck had about 3/4 tank of gas, maybe a little more, now it has so little gas the needle doesn't move off the bottom position, over $100 to fill up.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here "friend" the bill for the repairs, the detailing and the gas, please pay or I see you in small claims court.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's mean to say this in hindsight, but please if you give your car to anyone take pictures of it beforehand.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing to do before returning a vehicle you've borrowed is to fill up the gas tank! Your friend owes you for repairs and cleaning.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him pay for it or get revenge and post about it.

    AMaureen Dance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened in the passenger seat? Or do I want to know?

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    Kirmayer writes in The Guardian that loneliness can lead to anxiety and depression. It lowers our immune response. It negatively affects our brains. And it increases our risk of chronic health conditions including high blood pressure. “Research suggests that chronic loneliness may be as damaging to health as smoking 15 cigarettes a day,” said Kirmayer. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    #7

    Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn't Show

    Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn't Show

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you’re move gives you a clean start with solid friends.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you move to? I'm on my way for a Welcome party. I'll bring two coolers of drinks (soda and water, I don't do alcohol)

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm following you Lsai Aeon, I will bring pudding. 😁

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    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. But, ended up calling a local shelter who was more than thrilled to accept all the food.

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah happened a few years ago with my birthday. Invited people (friends, coworkers and family), asked to rsvp since I was making food (finger food, walking dinner style). In the end the few that did show had either eaten already or wouldn't stay long because they had dinner plans. Three days of prep and cooking and had to throw out a bunch since I lived in a small place without a freezer. Never organized something again, even though I love doing that kind of thing.

    Magazine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. My 30th birthday sucked. But my 40th was awesome! Hang in there🙂

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    Diana Lucas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious! Some people are just not good people.

    TheRightToArmBears
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I threw a going away party for what we thought was a great friend after he hinted he wanted us to because of our hosting experience and our house. Spent hundreds of dollars, invited 20+ people...had a great time! Friend visited town a few months back and made sure to hangout with everyone else BUT us. I called him on it and he said "You guys make everything too formal, I just wanted to chill"

    Magazine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I know that kind of people: since you're reliable, they come to you when they are in need, and THEN it's OK that you are "formal" (which I read: reliable, well prepared, able to throw a great party, with a nice house).

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    #8

    My Dad Celebrated His 60th Last Night, A Majority Of His "Friends" Brought Bottles Of Wine As A Gift. He's Been Sober For Over 26 Years

    My Dad Celebrated His 60th Last Night, A Majority Of His "Friends" Brought Bottles Of Wine As A Gift. He's Been Sober For Over 26 Years

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    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF if they're not close friends then they may not know. Wine is a common gift when you don't know what to give.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we bought our house; the previous owner left an entire cupboard of alcohol. (We are sober) but we didn't take offense. Understood it was in their mind, generous and kind. But on a side note, my kitchen sink now has the shakes 🙃

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    HolyDiver
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 33 years clean and sober. I still have people gift me alcohol and ask to go out for drinks. It's actually a good thing. It means that people see me as a normal person in society instead of me making my addiction my personality.

    Slowdown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a sober person, and I thought the exact same thing. He is healthy enough in his sobriety that people don't even notice.

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know those fancy boxes of chocolate? They are the gift that meant to be regifted. Wine, spirits and coffee too. If your father's friends didn't know him as an alcoholic, then their gift is just symbolic (a token and not something the giver really expects the receiver to enjoy.) If they were aware of his former addiction, over a quater century ago, then it is slightly worse.

    Mariët
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which proves he is a silent non drinker. No judgement to drinkers, no overly attention to the fact he does not drink (vegans pay attention) and most definitely not the first bottles of wines he recieved in his 26 years sober. Happy he knows nice people who bought something for him on his birthday!

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm one of these and don't expect anyone to know. But the way the post is written IMHO he's open about his sobriety. Not enough info to judge.

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    Irene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that with my mom but teasing, she had quit drinking coke a cola and I said: "why not celebrate with a coke?" turns out her therapist said the same thing! 😂

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *mom cuts two lines of white powder onto the table and rolls up a twenty* "Sure, Irene, you wanna go first?"

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    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he not seen these friends in 27 years?

    Ursula Mehlmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are not friends, friends know the problems of you, and dont push them. my brother in law was put to death by so called friends urging him to drink alcohol although they knew he was a sober alcoholic.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made sure they left with them

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    #9

    When Your Friend Blocks You Because You Didn’t Give Her Money After Your Mom Died

    When Your Friend Blocks You Because You Didn’t Give Her Money After Your Mom Died

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    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the BS pretentious pleasantries before asking for something 😡😡😡

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm friend with your money not with you.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my adopted mom died May 22th 2023, my best friend almost sister-like of almost 20 years, and her partner started to tell me how my mom died to get from me and how good it was she died, {her partner, knew my birth mom died protecting me age 7 and never really liked me but god didn't know he would do something like this...} I told her to make her partner stop it, and she said she wouldn't "hold leashes" so told her I would tell her to stop, she said "but you can't do that Leo" I told her "so you won hold leashes for anyone but me then... then your gone were no longer family or friends good buy and know that it was Skye that did this"...So yeah There are messed up people out there that will use anything to hurt you.. even those close

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that when a parent dies you give them diapers.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend never asks for money.

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the dates, though. Neither party reached out to the other after the initial condolences. Yes, the friend didn't need to ask for OP to add to registry, but OP obviously never went to shower and never replied, so after a month, friend 'unfriended'

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when people see their own way out.

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    The American Psychological Association explains it like this: “Friendships protect us in part by changing the way we respond to stress. Blood pressure reactivity is lower when people talk to a supportive friend rather than a friend whom they feel ambivalent about.” One study found that having a friend next to us while completing a tough task had less heart rate reactivity than those working alone. While another study saw people judging a hill as less steep when accompanied by a friend.

    #10

    My Friend Drunkenly Stripped One Of My Garden Trees Of Its Bark

    My Friend Drunkenly Stripped One Of My Garden Trees Of Its Bark

    He basically killed the tree, so now I’m going to have to pay for removal and replacement which won’t be cheap.

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    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all you silly people saying the tree will be fine, look up girdling, which is used by arborists to deliberately kill a tree. The tree won’t be fine.

    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the tree. It could be a species that sheds bark (Eucalyptus aka gum), but can't really tell from the picture.

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    Antonia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me correct that. "He is going to pay for removal and replacement"

    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people do that, it's skinning them alive.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have that friend pay for the removal and replacement; or, the very least, half of it.

    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was coming to ask the same question. What kind of tree is it that the bark comes off so smoothly? We have a couple of a**hole squirrels who stripped the bark off most of our huge lilac and it looked nothing like this. Or maybe drunk humans have better bark stripping skills. They're bigger a**holes though.

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    Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you skin a tree while drunk?

    Mercedes Lindenoak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone do something similar and then have the nerve to tell me she'd never do something like that.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should save one substantial limb to wack him with.

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    #11

    Lent My Car To A Friend And This Is How He Returned It. I'm A Nonsmoker

    Lent My Car To A Friend And This Is How He Returned It. I'm A Nonsmoker

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it detailed and send them the bill.

    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're saying to double down on his jerk behavior and be a jerk too by handing him a bill rather than communicating (and possibly giving him the chance to clean it [rectify] the situation)...and then being even more angry if that person leaves you with the bill for a cleaning they never agreed to pay?!?!? Why are so many peoples' solutions to be petulant, incommunicative troglodytes?!?!

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    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did he have the car for? He filled-up that ashtray. I can only imagine the stench in OP's car 🤢

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine ever lending my car to anyone. Am I in the minority?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was asked, I said "I don't lend out my car, just as I don't lend out my toothbrush. But I'll give you a ride."

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking while driving should be prohibited. You are not allowed to be on the phone but holding a cig in one hand is ok?

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, when you asked them to explain all you got was a bunch of "but"s

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, how old is your car to still even have an ash tray? But yeah, still s****y

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*****e! Did he take the lighter too? I like your kicks btw. Also respect for standard and CD player w/ removable face plate. Late 90's to aughts were WILD.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see another member of the Clan of the Standard Shift.

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    Ursula Mehlmann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smash this into his mailbox, some of them burning

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    #12

    Girlfriend’s Family Friend Stayed With Us For A Few Days To Help Take Care Of Her Grandmother. This Is What She Did To Our Knives

    Girlfriend’s Family Friend Stayed With Us For A Few Days To Help Take Care Of Her Grandmother. This Is What She Did To Our Knives

    I know they’re not the highest quality but they’re the best ones we got.

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    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used the knives as jar openers. My grandma did it too. I was surprised when, as a teenager, I learnt knives meant to be pointy:-)/S

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't some people just have respect for others belongings? If anyone ever did this to my professional chef knives? Their posterior would be out of the door so fast with one of my old crutches inserted into it.

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was trying to pry something open. Ìs there a safe somewhere with suspicious looking scratches on it?

    Hayhaypaula
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they had to use a different knife on each jar?

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start of Game of Go-Homes' throne.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What works at our house is anything we don't want guests to use (and that includes my knife roll) gets put away before they arrive. Adult proofing the house, if you will. With this person though? A lesson with a can opener is due as they clearly possess no common sense.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah guess who is buying a new set of knives....

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    Bad friends could even unalive us. But not in the way you might think. An American study of more than 308 thousand people found that adults with no close friends, or bad friends, were twice as likely to die prematurely. A separate study of more than 480 thousand British people found that a lack of quality friendships and relationships increases our risk of heart attack, stroke and early death. If you needed a reason to trade in those toxic or fake friends for some genuine ones. This might be it.

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    #13

    Sharing My Easter Cake With Three Friends. One Already Ate His "Equal And Fair" Share

    Sharing My Easter Cake With Three Friends. One Already Ate His "Equal And Fair" Share

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one friend is an uncultured swine and won't get any cake ever again.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As kids, Mum had a simple rule when my sister and I had to divide a piece of cake etc. One cuts it in half and the other gets to pick their half first. I’m now a dab hand at equally cutting things in half!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he misunderstood. He thought it was just for him.

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either he is bad at estimating fractions or just a d**k. or both

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math is hard. His vocation is testing FDA unapproved d***s now.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was you and three friends, then he ate more than his share. At the most he should have only ate one fourth.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man can get a pass…at least they didn’t grab a handful like a Neanderthal

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cheap, store bought cake. Come on now.

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago

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    Get smaller friends or stop complaining.

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    #14

    Friend Occasionally Goes Through My Photos On Social Media And Asks For My Clothes

    Friend Occasionally Goes Through My Photos On Social Media And Asks For My Clothes

    A while back, she saw I was selling a dress on Facebook and asked for it for free. She offered to pay for shipping when I said she could pay the $15 asking price (including shipping).

    Before then, she asked for another article of clothing. She apparently tried it on in stores and decided not to buy it. I happened to buy it and posted a picture while at an event. She asked for it, and I declined to hand it over. She got mad when I mentioned the store later had similar ones in stock. I’ve had no problems letting her choose from the stuff I’m going to donate, but it baffles me that someone with a ton of clothes and a well-paying job can go through someone’s photos and ask for their clothing.

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a friend.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!! This is a whole new level of mooch that I've never encountered and I wanna keep it that way.

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your "friend" is a user.

    Sheila Carty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine asking someone to mail me their outfit.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use it as a body wipe after some strenuous exercise, seal it in a ziplock bag, and mail it.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop doormatting for people.

    Arian Arian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a fire engine red suede skirt and a (former) friend and colleague started pestering me about giving it to her because "she would look absolutely gorgeous in it". Needless to say, she is many years former everything.

    Ordhaj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a narcissist.

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    #15

    Whenever My Friend Is Over, He Always Leaves A Huge Mess For Me To Pick Up. Telling Him To Stop Doesn’t Work

    Whenever My Friend Is Over, He Always Leaves A Huge Mess For Me To Pick Up. Telling Him To Stop Doesn’t Work

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    amy lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop inviting them over.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! I don't understand people who complain about their friends and then put themselves into the same situation again and again to be frustrated by the same person. Oh, wait! Those are the dummies who just like drama.

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to his place and s**t on the floor in a corner where he won't find it right away.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whenever My Friend Is Over" Well, there's your problem.

    Lola July
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he has some awesome qualities that outweigh this behavior?

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person wouldn't have set a toenail anywhere near my place after the first time this happened. Why do you keep inviting them over??

    Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick. Him. OUT! (And in the knutsacc)

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    #16

    Friend Borrowed My Phone, And He Dropped It From 8-Story Apartment Balcony. Who Knows How? He Refuses To Pay Me Back

    Friend Borrowed My Phone, And He Dropped It From 8-Story Apartment Balcony. Who Knows How? He Refuses To Pay Me Back

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small claims court, such a nice institution in the US

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply get his phone and drop it in a large body of water

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of person who wants to know what happens if you drop it from that height , and doesn't want to risk his own.

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    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’ll probably never hear from him again.

    Valerie Purnell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your phone is insured, it can be replaced for $100(not sure how iphone does it, but it should be the same for the deductible)and tell the friend to pay for it, or chalk it up as a loss of 100 and the friendship and never let anyone borrow anything ever again!

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threaten to give him the same treatment.

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that looks kind of cool XD but this guy is a b***h.

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't ever lend people your things!

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    #17

    I Can’t Believe How Entitled Some People Can Be

    I Can’t Believe How Entitled Some People Can Be

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    Whitefox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UI wished a very distant relative a happy birthday, the DMd me asking me to send the m money. I have never even met this person and only knew it was their birthday because Facebook told me. smh.. no.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send a ghost emoji and then do it.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * * a friend is not a cash grab pass it on * *

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind somebody saying, “here’s my cash app” for their birthday. If they would rather have money than presents then it saves me having to buy a present and wrap it.. Plus they might be struggling financially. But being upset that people haven’t donated, even though it’s still four days until their birthday is stupid.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I bad for asking friends to donate whatever they can afford to one of the charities I support on my birthday? Either that or just drop a bit of spare change into a charity collection box if they come across one on the day?

    -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's okay. I see that on Facebook and often make a donation.

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the poster inviting to a party or is she/he just trying to get some money? I wouldn't bother to give a gift of any kind if I was not invited to that birthday.

    Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pay your insurance to repair a compound cranial fracture and pay 10 years in jail for beating the fvck out of you, but not anything to your cash app And once I got out, I WOulD paY YoU A vISiT I hAte SeLF EntITleD BiTchtArds

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never do any of these Cash App/Venmo things.

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    #18

    My Friend Just Broke My Several Million-Year-Old Piece Of Amber That I Got While I Was Living In Australia

    My Friend Just Broke My Several Million-Year-Old Piece Of Amber That I Got While I Was Living In Australia

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Now you have two! 😃 (seriously though, I'm sorry 😥)

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be HEARTBROKEN! aside from the fact it couldn't have been cheap, that thing survived millions of years, but was broken by one collossal idiot.

    Jack McHue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, great. Million year old viruses loose now.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven million years old, huh. Look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a new one 🤔

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Jurassic Park: this does not bode well 🦖🦕

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another one where with a sincere apology I would probably forgive the person accidents happen.

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can get some 65-million-year-old dino DNA out of it.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might have been an honest accident. I mean, it happens.

    Andrea Zaccaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's devastating! Forgiveness is gonna have to be earned here.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they didnt apologize?

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    #19

    I Left My Friend In My Very Smoking Prohibited By Landlord Studio While I Went To Get Us Some Food. Came Back To Cigarette Butts In My Cereal Bowl

    I Left My Friend In My Very Smoking Prohibited By Landlord Studio While I Went To Get Us Some Food. Came Back To Cigarette Butts In My Cereal Bowl

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    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they can pay for the cleaning fee.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust a butthead smoker. Those addicts are always selfish and don't care about others, not even when it's illegal. Buttheads will smoke at gas stations while pumping fuel. [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DBFVb2a7Mo ]

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peak disrespect. Outside is how far? Show them the your outside ingress and throw the deadbolt.

    Rachel Grimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if someone has a problem with addiction to cigarettes, they can smoke outside to be respectful of their hosts wishes and needs. Some friend.

    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to smoke, go outside 🤢

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some smokers can be disgusting at times. At least have the decency to take it outside.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokers tend to suppress the fact that they are addicted. See exhibit a.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are some smokers so disgusting and inconsiderate? not all, but the ones that are are really disgusting. that bowl is for FOOD.

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    #20

    My Now Ex-Friend Rolled My 2-Week-Old Car Into A Ditch And Fled The Scene

    My Now Ex-Friend Rolled My 2-Week-Old Car Into A Ditch And Fled The Scene

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to nature, from where it came.

    OldButNewButBroken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing my best Steve Irwin voice: "Blimey that's a big one. Isn't it a beaut? Now we need to be reaaaal careful because these ones kill a lot of people. Easy now big girl". *starts to poke it with a stick*

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    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never even think to ask to borrow someone's car, brand new or used! Even if it was offered without my asking, I'd still say, "Thanks, but no."

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car might be 2 weeks new to OP - but that car ain't 2 weeks old. The undercarriage proves that

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m amazed by the number of people who lend their cars. Also, by the amount of people who don’t seem to know their friends at all.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone let someone else drive their brand new car?!?!?! They played a stupid game and then surprised by the shìtty prize.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! Who's dumb enough to let a friend borrow a brand-new car?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your ex-friend was either drunk or high.

    Jocelyn Webster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charges, bills, court fees enjoy "said friend"

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    #21

    My 50th Birthday Party, Invited All Of My Friends. It Started An Hour And A Half Ago. No One Has Shown Up Yet

    My 50th Birthday Party, Invited All Of My Friends. It Started An Hour And A Half Ago. No One Has Shown Up Yet

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    PandaAfficionado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else look at these and wonder if the person setting up these events is doing it super late notice or expecting people to pay? This feels like the other side of an AITA For No Showing Up post.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently attended a party; we received the invitation well in advance, so I'm presuming the other guests did as well. Of the folks who RSVPd yes, only three of us showed up. The others were a combination of no-shows, or calling *after the party started* to say they were sick. Another time a friend threw a birthday party for her husband. Enough folks RSVPd "yes" that she ordered a full sheet cake (the cakes you see in grocery stores are quarter sheet cakes, so imagine four of those). My spouse and I were the only ones who showed up. The last time I tried organizing a get-together, I specifically asked people to RSVP so I knew how much food to make. Only one person did, and that was to say she couldn't make it. I ended up cancelling the party because I had no idea who, if anyone, was going to be there. So no, I don't look at these and wonder that at all.

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    Andyouwonder Why
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why I am terrified of throwing parties

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just wrong. Sorry to hear that

    Frances Pitchoune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, happy birthday! 🍰 And please get new friends!

    Wendy Neumeyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @PandaAfficianado I can verify that nice people go through this on the regular. I've lost track of how many times "friends" have ghosted me, let me down, or given me sh*t for asking them to do something that wasn't all about them. My nature is to be helpful, diffuse arguments, damage control, etc. When someone needs my time, energy, or something I have, I give it because people and relationships are important. Unfortunately, I don't seem to attract people ad friends who share that understanding, and certainly don't prioritize my friendship unless there is something in it for them. As I get older, I have learned to remove the toxic friends from my life, and have slightly improved my ability to choose better friends. I'm 64 years old. Hopefully, I'll get it down to an art one of these days. My heart goes out to my fellow Pandas who experience these unsupportive, damaging relationships. Keep the faith, one day you'll find a true friend.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I read this, I realized that the great parties I used to give (and attend) were mostly peopled by friends who were in the same public service groups or in college classes together. Without a cominality, attendance shrank. Smaller events with co-workers.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a problem for the friends that RSVP'd and then didn't show. People can't make events for a variety of reasons - short notice, a day/time they are working or have another commitment and so on. Assuming they are coming is unreasonable. If "all of your friends" is a lot of people and none of them showed, it strongly suggests the problem is somehow you.

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This is becoming increasingly common to promise plans to someone and then something better comes along go with that instead without even bothering to tell the first person, or, you know , KEEP THEIR WORD.

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    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    If they RSVP'd that they were coming and didn't show you should plan some petty revenge!

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threw my mother a retirement/birthday party. Invited them and even had their sons tell them about it id say 6 weeks in advance. None her brothers showed. They are basically dead to me now. One a former minister said he might have shown if had been given further notice. These people were supposed to be my uncles much more importantly my mothers brothers. F**k them.

    Valerie Brillhart
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    1 year ago

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    Maybe it's you, and no one wanted to tell you,may suck

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    “It’s normal for a lot of these issues to come up across the lifespan of the friendship,” she told The Wellnest. “Your friend’s behavior may be because they’re going through a tough time.” But if there’s a longstanding pattern of pathetic behavior, then it’s probably time to pull the plug.

    #22

    Lent My School Friend A Charging Cable. Came Back 30 Minutes Later To This

    Lent My School Friend A Charging Cable. Came Back 30 Minutes Later To This

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like your "school" friend just bought a charging cable from you.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who invented the USB stick died. He's gone, but his memories linger on...

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times did they try to get his coffin in the hole before it went in?

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    Ursula Mehlmann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i know this, i had very small money, bought a scissors for human tissues, half my income, dumbhead in research seminar demanded it , dropped it by cackling with another idiot, the peaks where crooked, no use to them anymore, i was called unsocial by him when i complained. he had relatives who always paid money into a cashbottle, i had to earn every penny myself.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest if they apologized then I can see this being an innocent mistake I've broken plenty of chargers before I just replace them.

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I refuse to lend anyone anything. I also never let people stay with me.

    Hilary Gilbertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has just done this. Completely of its own accord. I sympathize.

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    #23

    My Ex-Best Friend Was Sleeping With My Girlfriend. When I Thought He Couldn't Get Any Lower

    My Ex-Best Friend Was Sleeping With My Girlfriend. When I Thought He Couldn't Get Any Lower

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he screwed his gf and now he wants to screw him too? 😳

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t read the title first. Thought it was fair. Read the title, dude it’s 20 bucks, just forget about it. You already screwed this guy over, don’t go after his money, too.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the"when YOU stop being friends"

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    #24

    Let My Friend Borrow A Nintendo Switch Game. One Week Later It’s Damaged. For Comparison I Put It Next To An Undamaged Game

    Let My Friend Borrow A Nintendo Switch Game. One Week Later It’s Damaged. For Comparison I Put It Next To An Undamaged Game

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he give it to the dog to chew on? the world may never know...

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a dog got to it, a friend would replace it, an a*****e gives it back damaged

    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they do, throw it down a cliff?

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... How? Those things... Have a taste to prevent little kids from swallowing them. A nasty taste. Who would chew on that nasty taste for so long?

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no clue this was a thing. I kind of want to lock one now lol.

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    Ashlie Ann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone lending out anything at all? Don't!

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the serial number on the damaged Nintendo match any bill or record of yours? If not, the 'borrow' was a steal.

    Elle Gea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats been damaged purposely

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long was that in their mouth for?

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    Franco says outgrowing friends is a natural part of life. “It also makes room for new connections that better fit who we are,” she said, adding that “the ending of one friendship can lead to the deepening of another.” Have you had to end a friendship? Are you still putting up with bad behavior from your inner circle? Tell us all about it in the comments.

    #25

    A New Laptop Of A Friend Of Mine Got Destroyed By A Drunk Friend Of Ours

    A New Laptop Of A Friend Of Mine Got Destroyed By A Drunk Friend Of Ours

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    Andrea Zaccaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the friend is owed a new laptop

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After some really bad experiences, drunk people scare the hell out of me. So if you are drunk, I won't let you into my apartment. I don't care if that makes me "boring" or a party pooper or whatever.

    Heba Shawky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get drunk in the first place??

    Ursula Mehlmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    squeeze out every dollar from him till paid

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw the image, I thought it was one of those late 80's screensavers.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the screen. The whole thing isn't ruined.

    #26

    My Friend House-Sat For Me. When I Came Back, I Saw My Kidney And Black Beans Mixed Together Along With My Pinto And Great Northern Beans. She Did This To "Save Space" In My Cupboards

    My Friend House-Sat For Me. When I Came Back, I Saw My Kidney And Black Beans Mixed Together Along With My Pinto And Great Northern Beans. She Did This To "Save Space" In My Cupboards

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    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit her down and have her un-mix them.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her pay back that $2 worth of beans immediately.

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least her motives were good and she thought she was being helpful. Although, I don't understand how someone can just rummage through another's cupboards.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who will be spending time sorting them again

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Neanderthal. I see nothing wrong with this. lol

    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those beans have different flavors and cooktimes. You wouldn't cook steak and pork the same or one would turn out horribly. Same principle here

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    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have her sit down and separate them all now.

    Alpacas_Are_Life
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invite them over and make them sort them out again.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you have a lot of beans!

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    #27

    My Friend Tried To Fix My (L) Joy-Con Remote Without My Knowledge. They Now Owe Me A New Joy-Con Remote

    My Friend Tried To Fix My (L) Joy-Con Remote Without My Knowledge. They Now Owe Me A New Joy-Con Remote

    jinxy_wolfy Report

    Marie Kirk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they try to open it with their teeth?

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAzbe this is what ruined all the kitchen knives further up the list?

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you equally confused, if I'm reading correctly, a Joy-con is a Nintendo Switch controller.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they should. How did they do that?

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn right they owe you a new joy-con remote.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet they don’t deliver.

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    #28

    My Friend Is Always Late To Stuff. We Booked For 7 PM. It's 7:35 Now

    My Friend Is Always Late To Stuff. We Booked For 7 PM. It's 7:35 Now

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell them its like an hour earlier than it actually is.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do that with certain in laws... worked like a charm

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just order and start eating. So rude

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order and eat at 7. If friend shows up, they can join you for coffee & dessert.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been really bad for this... In the past? I've either been 10mins early or 20mins late but if I'm running late? I always text to let them know. Some things were out of my control such as buses etc... But when I was overcoming agoraphobia? I made myself, forced myself to plan ahead and add an extra hour to my setting off time in case I started going into a panic attack. I knew what to do with breathing and doing grounding. It was hard but eventually I got there...

    Jeff Brock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an iron clad policy regarding this...I will wait 10 minutes and then I leave. I don't care if the appointment is with Jesus, if he gets there 15 minutes late, I've already left

    Ordhaj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just order your meal, enjoy your evening, and leave when you've finished.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have walked out at 7:15 and not told them.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friends like that but its because they cant be anywhere on time. We tell them any event starts 30 min earlier now. Never there at the right time but there before the event.

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    #29

    Friends Bailed. Twice

    Friends Bailed. Twice

    I invited only 3 people, so not terrible. But it was talked up by them for over a week and how badly they needed the break.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live and learn, never ever do nice things for these people again.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot comprehend saying I will attend and then not going or letting them know. A friend always late, I always tell her a wrong time; an hour before a movie starts. She has phoned me when I am in the garage getting in the car to pick her up to ASK if we can do it another time. She is an alcoholic so I knew I was her designted driver for any event. When I got tired of it, I stopped. She phoned a mutual friend to ask what was up, but I hadn't shared info with her so it was dead stop.

    SnootWaggling Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like some great food. Can we be friends?

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Split the hamburgers and poppers up and put them in the freezer...and dump the friends.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need new friends.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once would have been enough for me.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the poppers! Mmm backon wrapped jalapeño lol

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    #30

    Having A Friend That Takes Any Opportunity To Be Mean To You

    Having A Friend That Takes Any Opportunity To Be Mean To You

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * stage whisper for all to hear * They’re not your friend!! Walk away.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of friend, refer to them as HATER

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool àss picture.

    Marissa D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I saw the very mean comment, I got all excited, just because I knew where the picture was! It's a Washington DC metro station! And it's very pretty, in my opinion.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm socially awkward but also brutally honest to my friends. If I got this message, my reply would be "thank God I didn't take the picture for you."

    juni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or of you. That attitude is not pretty.

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you still haven't blocked this person because.......??

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool picture , s****y friend, block an be better off

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I think I'd dump that "friend".

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    #31

    Girl’s Friend Won’t Pay For Art Because She Could "Get It For Free"

    Girl’s Friend Won’t Pay For Art Because She Could "Get It For Free"

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sounds like a you problem"? Says the broke a*s no good "friend". 🙄

    YDNinja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get irrationally annoyed when people use 🥹 and 🥺

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a you problem, solved by getting paid for that work.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a you problem that your cheap broke a*s can't pay, baby boo

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a ghost would know the answer to this dilemma

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sounds more like a you problem"

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't justify your work, block/unfriend them.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how the people who downplay the importance of money are always the ones trying to weasel out of paying? But if anyone owes THEM money, they demand payment or else!

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    #32

    Thought It’d Be Fun To Invite My Friends Over For Lunch On My Dog’s Birthday. Everyone Canceled After I Put The Delivery Order In

    Thought It’d Be Fun To Invite My Friends Over For Lunch On My Dog’s Birthday. Everyone Canceled After I Put The Delivery Order In

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you and doggo had a great time. F**k those "friends"

    Natalia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate these posts so much (no one turns up to a party), it breaks my damn heart

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget those friends, pop a movie and enjoy the pizza! pizza! with your dog.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they know you were getting Little Ceasars because that is a valid reason to cancel?

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm seen as a sucker because, if I say I'm going to show up - I show up. Even if I'm the only person to show up. This is my nightmare and the reason I don't do anything with people.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two pizzas and breadsticks, you and dog can handle that. Forget about them and enjoy the day with your dog - and the extra pizza!

    Kevin Beard
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    I would probably cancel too if I found out it was Little Caesars pizza 🤣

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they did. Unless your friends are dogs themselves who the fück want's to go to a dog's birthday party?

    Christine Stewart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to attend a dog's birthday party!

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    #33

    Trying To Study For Finals And My Friend Wants Me To Play Xbox

    Trying To Study For Finals And My Friend Wants Me To Play Xbox

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    Blah blah blah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aeroplane mode my friend, aeroplane mode

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole city of Preston, Lancashire trying to contact, must be popular.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wanted to let you know that another settlement needs your help.

    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son’s friend is like this! Calls on discord constantly wanting him to play a game. If he ignores it he just redials n redials. We were having dinner the other night and all you could hear was his phone vibrating upstairs for a good 40 minutes.

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    #34

    Was Playing Mario Kart With A Friend. Even Though I Got First, I Still Lost

    Was Playing Mario Kart With A Friend. Even Though I Got First, I Still Lost

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone's gonna buy you a new TV / screen

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of psycho loser reacts like this to losing at a stupid video game? And I do believe I just answered my own question.

    Waldie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way more people than you´d believe... known people that even threw headsets, controllers and other thigns around - they´re out of my life because I can´t stand such a behaviour

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost a 'friend', but you won a new monitor!

    Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do whatever happened to the TV, to HIM.

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    #35

    How My Car Looks Like Every Time I Hang Out With My Friends

    How My Car Looks Like Every Time I Hang Out With My Friends

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    YakFactory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New rule: no eating in the car.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule no. 2: Anyone who eat will have to pay for the cleaning and/or new floor mat/seat covers (should something spill on the seats).

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution: Don't keep feral humans as friends.

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grow a spine & start saying "no"

    Christopher Crockett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve made people walk and ended friendships for less. Don’t mess with (or up) my car.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is the case, they are not your friends with the disrespect they have for you.

    Catlover129
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time? You mean you allowed this again after the first time??

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean every time? Surely you didn't let them do this more than once?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you allow such disrespect? Next time? Pull over to a convenience store and tell your immature @sshole friends to clean up their trash. That's total b*llshit.

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order to go, eat at a park with tables and a trash can nearby.

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    #36

    My Trombone After My Friend Jumped On It

    My Trombone After My Friend Jumped On It

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello friend here is the bill for the repairs

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF! Musical instruments are expensive! Apart from that, what kind of brown puckered sphincter "jumps on" somebody else's belongings?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. You're "friend" jumped on your trombone? Seriously??? WTAF?

    funkybluegirl (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooo. Instruments are so expensive. Especially if it's decent quality.

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I get it, it's a trom-freaking-bone, but still. Not cool dude.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the song now is " Seventy five Trombones"

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't some people who are the culprits in this post understand that a lot of these things cost a lot of money? Trombones are anywhere between from a quick search? £150 to well over £2000. To repair one? No idea... But it'd be like asking to borrow one of my artist pencils or paintbrushes and returning it with the lead in the middle of the pencil snapped in numerous places because you dropped it or returning my paintbrushes with the end brush splayed out...

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ? Do they know the cost of replacement / repairs ?

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    #37

    A Facebook Friend Said They Couldn't Afford To Eat After Their Boyfriend Moved Out, I Offered To Send Them Food

    A Facebook Friend Said They Couldn't Afford To Eat After Their Boyfriend Moved Out, I Offered To Send Them Food

    addpulp Report

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, they gonna start doing " ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ / (˶˃⤙˂˶) (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚ / when they start ...asking for stuff like "oh you want some pizza ?" Pizza ? yes!(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ They will start using those emotions and words like "mew" and "purr" ≽^•⩊•^≼ "mewl"(^ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈^) "Uwu"(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚

    Icannothide2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people who have nothing can be very fussy about a gift to help them .

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess you can be for November!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old saying, beggers can't be choosy

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard for me to open cans. I don't have the stamina to cook. Basically, I eat sandwiches, frozen pizza, and when I can afford them, fresh fruits and vegetables.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starvation diets work (at least temporarily)!

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    #38

    My Friend Stood On My Bag Today As A Joke And Said Everything Will Be Fine. Now My Headphones Are Broken And My Laptop Has A Permanent Bend In The Screen

    My Friend Stood On My Bag Today As A Joke And Said Everything Will Be Fine. Now My Headphones Are Broken And My Laptop Has A Permanent Bend In The Screen

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get these, sure the "friend" will pay for the damage caused, joke or no joke. If not , guess who can take a long walk of a short pier

    AMaureen Dance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't always pay for the damage. Often, they're just 'really sorry' as if that fixes everything.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck would "a friend" step on a friend's bag? WTH?

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friend will be buy a new laptop and headphones!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When has it ever been funny when someone does this? You now have one less friend.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was this funny? You need to find friends who share your sense of humor.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turnabout is fair play. Got a baseball bat? Large, muscular friend?

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop including posts from teens about being or doing stupid things.

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    #39

    Friend Of Mine Hid My AirPods In A Box Of Chicken Nuggets That I Proceeded To Microwave Without Opening

    Friend Of Mine Hid My AirPods In A Box Of Chicken Nuggets That I Proceeded To Microwave Without Opening

    Masterzombie26 Report

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have stupid friends, win stupid prizes.

    Dave Pearson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure this one fits here. This is just a funny prank gone wrong. I am sure you can resolve it

    #40

    Friend Drove My Parent's Van Off The Dike

    Friend Drove My Parent's Van Off The Dike

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just drive it in reverse and they will never know. Works in the movies.

    Samantha McPhee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the van look fake? Like cartoony or something idk

    greenguy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a VAN down by the RIVER

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP must be a photographer and ready for any situation.

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friend is so screwed and you, too!

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago

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    I once drove off a dike because she was annoying everyone at the bar

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    #41

    My Friend Thinks This Is Funny

    My Friend Thinks This Is Funny

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    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much of a friend. Just mean.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not as funny as letting all the air out of their tire.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a one-off, and in the right spirit, it is funny. If this "friend" is always pulling tiresome s**t like this, it's not.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad thinks those sorts of things are funny. My dad's a piece of shìt though. Maybe they can be pieces of shìt together.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that's why their bumper looks like that...

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    #42

    I Lent My Freshly Sharpened Axe To A Friend. He Got Mad At Me For Telling Him To Be Careful With It. He Returned It Like This

    I Lent My Freshly Sharpened Axe To A Friend. He Got Mad At Me For Telling Him To Be Careful With It. He Returned It Like This

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a well used axe does look like that , however I would have had it sharpened before I returned it

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world are you using an axe on, that it winds up looking like that?

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him the bill to have it professionally sharpened.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are all these doing with these blades?

    #43

    7-Year Friendship Down The Drain With No Explanation. Asked Multiple Mutual Friends, And They’re All As Shocked As I Am. Absolutely No Idea What I Did

    7-Year Friendship Down The Drain With No Explanation. Asked Multiple Mutual Friends, And They’re All As Shocked As I Am. Absolutely No Idea What I Did

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    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The banshees of Inisherin, the online version...

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't wanna play with you anymore" -Woody reaction

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them to tongue-punch your AH and then block them.

    ️️Upvote faery️
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice the number of notifications here?!? Holy heck that's a lot of missed messages!!! I'd go bananas if that many people were texting me!

    Lesbitarian Lady
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably didn't do anything. It's on your friend. Don't take the responsibility for it. Unless all of your friends do this. Then you need to look at 'what did you do'

    Saeyoul Akiyune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, a shock like this could mean that person may be going through something personal, mentally or emotionally. I would try to reach a standpoint with them to see if that's the case (without pushing too much/harshly, of course)

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 10 friendship end in a very similar way

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of 40 years ghosted me. We NEVER had a disagreement. After maybe 30 years she made a political statement that was contrary to MY opinion. I asked why she had never told me she felt that way and she said because she valued our friendship more. And it was just that moment in time, no big brohaha.

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    #44

    My Friend Gave Out Friendship Awards

    My Friend Gave Out Friendship Awards

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your "friend" to shove it were the sun don't shine.

    ThatOneFish She/Her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imo it depends on if it was for a holiday, how close you are, and what everyone else got. For example, that's a terrible birthday present and if everyone else got something nice then that's mean. But if it was just for fun between close friends and other people got ones like 'Most likely to fart and blame it on the dog' or 'Most likely to be a terrible roommate ' then that's funny and I'd get them one too.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::turns to same friend:: "I think this one is yours"

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendship awards? How old are these people?

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he thinks he's funny giving you that award.

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a "Most Likely to Hand Out Insulting Trophies" trophy

    B Jean the Jelly Bean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that "friend" you obviously got your talent from them.

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    #45

    My Friend Decided To Pour Drinks On My 100-Year-Old Record Player

    My Friend Decided To Pour Drinks On My 100-Year-Old Record Player

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The case is badly scratched and chipped anyway. Give it a good wash with soapy water to remove all the surface dirt and grease, then use white spirit and very fine-grade steel wool to remove the old varnish. Next, rub in wood stain to match the colour, let it dry then go over it with a beeswax polish and buff until it glows. Edit: I missed a step.After the steel wool stage, wipe the case over with a damp cloth to clean off all the detritus before staining.

    N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... DECIDED to, or made an honest mistake? Some of these are what you call accidents that can happen when you invite people into your home.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people criticising it for being "scratched and damaged anyway"? It's a 100yrs old! It's probably been through some stuff and moving about. It can be repaired though as UKGrandad has explained 🙂

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean, Sand, Wipe, Varnish, Dry, Buff, Wipe, Varnish and Dry. Good as new.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is in terrible condition even without the pour spots.

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    #46

    My Friend Borrowed My $100 Calculator And Returned An Identical Broken One

    My Friend Borrowed My $100 Calculator And Returned An Identical Broken One

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more info - how do you know they switched on you?

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the OP: "When I did get it back however, I immediately saw that it was covered it scratches and wasn't in the condition I gave it in. I asked him about it and he was honest and said it wasn't mine but just one he got from somewhere else (still never found out where that was)."

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    #47

    Booked A Lunch Date With A Friend, But They Never Showed Up

    Booked A Lunch Date With A Friend, But They Never Showed Up

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you ordered their food before they had arrived? Weird.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be old and out of touch but what's with the plastic plates? Was this a prison date?

    Kathy Sinclair
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find out if they're okay. Something might have happened to them.

    Marykay Klim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a take home box and enoy for dinner.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have taken the uneaten meal to go. You have dinner for tonight...and one less bad friend.

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    #48

    Friend Agrees To Leave At 6:15 To Go Skiing. Decides To Sleep In With No Warning

    Friend Agrees To Leave At 6:15 To Go Skiing. Decides To Sleep In With No Warning

    wizwort Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the first reasons that make me go alone on vacation

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he decide to sleep in, or was it accidental?

    Mariët
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sir","boss","buddy" .... This does not feel like a equal relation to begin with.......5 tekst but afraid to call? Something tells me this is not the first time....

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On you for waiting that long to leave.

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    If anyone tried arranging something that meant I needed to be up at 6am and then participate in physical activity, I would not turn up to their birthday party

    Scott Sheehan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already agreed to go there did you read the thing at all

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    #49

    I Let My Friend Cut My Hair

    I Let My Friend Cut My Hair

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't necessarily make them a bad friend. Just a bad barber.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume OP knew the friend wasn't a professional barber or hair stylist, so what did he expect?

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never again. Time to shave it all off and start again.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that was F&*)*)& stupid of you

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think alcohol was a factor in this.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the friend is a beauty school student? Like, in their first semester?

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it was your friend and not a Tasmanian Devil?

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what friends do, it's what best friends do!

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes well the Internet is full of lockdown videos like this, it should have been a warning ⚠😮🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

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    #50

    I Let A Friend Borrow My New Book. After A Year I Got It Back Looking Like This

    I Let A Friend Borrow My New Book. After A Year I Got It Back Looking Like This

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah guess who is buying a new book

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ruin my book you ruin our friendship.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't lend books. Which, come to think of it, is a very peculiar thing for a librarian to say.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do shelving at a library; seeing how people treat the books has definitely put me off letting other people borrow anything of mine.

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    Captain Flapjack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a saying that if you lend someone a book never expect to get it back.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telly Ponyboy to buy you a new book!

    Negatoris Wrecks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast it's a classic so super easy to replace

    #51

    Happened To A Friend Of Mine After He Organized An Outing And Spent $70 On Breakfast For His So Called "Friends"

    Happened To A Friend Of Mine After He Organized An Outing And Spent $70 On Breakfast For His So Called "Friends"

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's not really fair to expect conversation when you're out with your friends. /s

    #52

    Books Returned After Being Borrowed By A Friend. Carefully Read By My Daughter Once, Who Is Extremely Gentle With Pages. This Was In A Series Box And Everything, But That No Longer Exists

    Books Returned After Being Borrowed By A Friend. Carefully Read By My Daughter Once, Who Is Extremely Gentle With Pages. This Was In A Series Box And Everything, But That No Longer Exists

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    YakFactory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your "friend" owes you a new set of books in their box. That shows a total lack of respect for the property of others (as do all the posts in this submission).

    Negatoris Wrecks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paperback box sets suck for this exact reason. After 2-3 read throughs they often won't fit anymore.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I have a 30+ years-old box set of Road Dahl paperbacks. They've been read literally hundreds of times to my three daughters and two grandsons, and the books still fit in the box.

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    COCO puff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why borrow books that are also a series box?

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo not the Harry Potter books 😱😱😱

    PhilosophicalPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that collection is Harry Potter, holy turd if someone did that to mine 🧐 savages!

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    #53

    I Let My Friend Borrow My Oculus, And He Broke The Controller. It Doesn’t Turn On Anymore

    I Let My Friend Borrow My Oculus, And He Broke The Controller. It Doesn’t Turn On Anymore

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello friend here is the bill for the repairs

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    #54

    Today Is My 19th Birthday. None Of My Friends Cared. I've Only Got My Family And Relatives Who Are Aware Of It

    Today Is My 19th Birthday. None Of My Friends Cared. I've Only Got My Family And Relatives Who Are Aware Of It

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop celebrating birthdays. It will be a lot easier life, I promise you.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older i get the less i care. But yeah at that age it stings quite abit.

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped celebrating birthdays years ago. You see people go all out for other people's birthdays and then you realized how little people think of you when the time comes. I usually don't tell anyone when it is, but unfortunately my work puts in on the work calendar.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t put my birthday on Facebook. Apparently that’s an official request to never receive birthday wishes ever again.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just sad. Don't stop celebrating... get better friends

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit celebrating. Own parents forgot on my 17th, 20th, 26th and this year. Siblings every year and even some friends are off by a few days every year. My last attempt at a birthday celebration was when I was 27. Never again since.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are 19, not 13 and it's not a significant number like turning 21.

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, you love making people feel better about a situation! Why be a T**t? It's like you're looking to "have a pop" Real friends care btw!

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    #55

    My Friend Rearranged Keys On My Keyboard

    My Friend Rearranged Keys On My Keyboard

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a fairly harmless prank. It'll take maybe 10mins to put them back. If OP doesn't know where they go, Google does.

    turk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it might take him a while to type in the search engine...

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So beautifully clean, 10/10!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoying, but joke's on them because I touch type.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a touch-typist, I wonder how long it would take me to notice if someone did this to my laptop...I like to *think* it would be right away, but I can't swear to that.

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for April Fools day at work one year. The best one was a co-worker who didn't even notice! She just started typing with no idea the keys were not in the right place. It was hysterical! Another coworker started typing, stopped, and looked down at her keyboard and then started laughing. Great April Fools day!

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a pain in the a*s, but harmless really. no real damage done at least, and it looks like they only changed the letters, not the function keys etc

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how keyboards should look like and not those azerty or qwerty shennanigans.

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    #56

    How My Friend Took A Bite Out Of My Twizzlers

    How My Friend Took A Bite Out Of My Twizzlers

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a monster!

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ate it like a burrito?

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this friend does not separate KitKat fingers either before eating them

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, the term for the single kitkat pieces are fingers?

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twizzlers are disgusting, anyway. You're better off.

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    #57

    Gave A Few Pencils To A Friend, This Is How They Returned

    Gave A Few Pencils To A Friend, This Is How They Returned

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your friend have 2 very large front teeth and a large, flat tail? Butt smells like vanilla?

    *raspberry sound
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know what a beaver's butt smells like?

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    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absentmindedly chew on pencils a lot. Which is why I purchase my own pencils lol.

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    #58

    A Few Years Ago, A Friend Drew On My 1974 Copy Of The Guinness Book Of World Records. Any Idea How To Remove The Writing?

    A Few Years Ago, A Friend Drew On My 1974 Copy Of The Guinness Book Of World Records. Any Idea How To Remove The Writing?

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? No one cares about a 1974 copy of this book, unless it's somehow sentimental.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless there's something about that particular copy that makes it special to the owner, the book is far from being rare. There are copies on eBay right now that can be bought and delivered for less than the price of a McD burger and fries.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister scratched her name into the gold edge of the complete works of Jane Austin I had just gotten for my 21st birthday.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the general condition of the book in to consideration having it professionally done does not look like an option you could try a q-tip with acetone.

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can paint it all over with a dark color? To obtain something like this, but dark? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/x6nw2TFuJyWOGGMSSROAHXc3YzFKzfmW8HF4jMFtZyWa4nGcIhk63GGGMhUbJKrDV1bhpJjsXIrPISz79_iHokV3cjfEeB7aLM5XB1ByJsFhoW1yoYa3MQ

    #59

    I Asked My Friend To Organize The Chess Pieces After We Were Done Playing

    I Asked My Friend To Organize The Chess Pieces After We Were Done Playing

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    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this is a little Joke. Okay, IT would trigger some people (also me) but thats Not that Bad.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put them away and none are missing. Does it really bother you how they are organised when you are not playing? If so, put them away yourself.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just stupid they should be black, white, black, white, black, white thought everyone knew that.

    Dave Pearson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is EXACTLY what I would do, except one of the pieces would be hidden somewhere and a clue left in the slot. This, again, is just funny.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a little comical... 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would bug me, but it would take a lot less time/effort to fix than it did to put stuff in the case to begin with, so the other person did help to some extent. There are much worse things "friends" can do (see rest of list for examples).

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been fine if they had swapped the two bishops on the left and moved either one of the dark pawns in the too to a better spot - 5 to 1 or 8 to 4...

    #60

    My Friend Messaged Me But Then Deleted Everything Before I Could Read Them

    My Friend Messaged Me But Then Deleted Everything Before I Could Read Them

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the friend was upset about something, sent messages he or she later regretted, and that's why they're deleted?

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I always thought that when you delete a message, it only goes away for the person who deleted it. I just deleted a message I sent previously to someone, and they confirmed it was still visible on their side.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the messaging platform you're using, and sometimes whether the other person has opened it yet or not. Facebook Messenger lets you completely delete a message until someone else in the chat reads it, then you can only delete it for yourself.

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    #61

    My Friend Put Strawberries On Pizza

    My Friend Put Strawberries On Pizza

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what friends are for. New and unique experiences.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your blood boiled at this then that is a you problem.

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I was quite like that but, NEVER put fruit on a pizza! It's amazing the predictive text knew that when I wrote "never put fruit" the sentence was finished easily. Anyway only kidding;)

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No judgement here as I like pineapple on pizza

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip side - my friend whines about the choice of toppings I put on my pizza.

    PandaAfficionado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dessert pizza? If that's camembert or brie I get it.

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had dessert pizzas, but as far as I remember they've usually had, like, cream cheese and chocolate sauce.

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    Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Italian around the world is putting a curse o your friend Be safe and stay far away from him/her

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see strawberries on pizza made with pesto sauce, feta and balsamic pickled onions.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparantly it's good with balsamic vinegar. .... I think I'll stick with the pineapple.

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    #62

    Went Camping With My Friends. While I Slept, One Pulled Out A Patch Of Hair From My Leg

    Went Camping With My Friends. While I Slept, One Pulled Out A Patch Of Hair From My Leg

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to be passed out drunk to sleep through that..

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got stung by a wasp once and the hair around the bite disappeared. It was weird.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?!?! This person claims that their friend yanked out their leg hair while they were sleeping?! Who can sleep through having hair yanked out? This is all so wtf.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some freaky long white leg hair. Shave

    #63

    The Unopened Since 1998 Collectable My Friend Opened For Me While I Wasn’t Home

    The Unopened Since 1998 Collectable My Friend Opened For Me While I Wasn’t Home

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why they never opened it - this isn't like a toy in it's original box that increases the value of never touched. They've had this for years and honestly would not have even known if they'd accidently been shipped the wrong book (or whatever this is).

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never opening toys is stupid as well.

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you know what was even in the box? It should have been removed from the shipping box and stored in a proper container to preserve it. If the cardboard box ever got wet it would have ruined the card inside.

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like basketball cards and the better shape they are in the more they are worth. If they are cards his friend diminished the value by opening them.

    #64

    A Friend Put Some Beers In My Freezer And Forgot About Them

    A Friend Put Some Beers In My Freezer And Forgot About Them

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that, more than once. Now I have a system - set an alarm on my phone when I put them in!

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Of course, if you're like me, you don't remember why you set an alarm...

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    Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honest mistake. not that bad

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    #65

    I Had To Use The Restroom While Visiting My Friend’s House, And This Is What I Found In His Bathroom

    I Had To Use The Restroom While Visiting My Friend’s House, And This Is What I Found In His Bathroom

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a tad bit of a fire hazard

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's what my dad's outlet looked like. He ran to the bathroom for a glass of water while I grabbed the fire extinguisher from the garage. Bless his heart.

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't really belong in this thread. This person is doing it to themselves.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave him to it. Gotta remove stupid from the gene pool somehow.

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "shocking" excuse the pun, that there's electrical sockets in ANY bathroom anywhere!! Too many people die after being electrocuted because they dropped their charging mobile phones into the bathtub!???? Crazy!! Imagine not able to use your phone while you're bathing? "Oh the very thought" There NEVER needs to be sockets in a bathroom!!

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    #66

    My Friend: "Bags Are In The Drawer!" And The Drawer Looks Like This

    My Friend: "Bags Are In The Drawer!" And The Drawer Looks Like This

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    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my bags drawer.

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens at work. Infuriates me.

    N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is the bad friend here. Imagine inviting a friend in your home and they criticized you ONLINE for being a little disorganized. You don't like my messy home then don't come over.

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she's angry???? This is more of a "wth lol" a joke

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    #67

    My Friend Cancelled Our Plans To Go See A Film At The Cinema. The Tickets Have Already Been Booked

    My Friend Cancelled Our Plans To Go See A Film At The Cinema. The Tickets Have Already Been Booked

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    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a dentist's appointment CAN be a strong reason and an emergency.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tooth pain isn’t fun at all. If I had a tooth that started hurting then I’d want an appointment immediately. If they said they could fit me in that day then I’d cancel any other plans rather than wait a few days. I recently had a tooth infection and it was agony.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have lost a crown or done some nerve damage and got an emergency, you don't know.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it wasn’t an emergency then tooth pain isn’t fun. It might just be a filling needed but I’d rather get an appointment as soon as possible rather than wait a few days. Often they can squeeze you in if you call on the day due to a cancelled appointment.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is kinda a jerk. Was the friend supposed to cancel their medical appointment for a movie?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The friend could have notified the OP as soon as the friend made the appointment. But they did nothing, so they're the jerk.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they 'forgot' about a dentist appointment, sorry not buying it

    #68

    Best Friend Can't Come To My Birthday Sleepover. She's The Only Person Coming, And I Booked And Paid For Something For Us To Do Tomorrow

    Best Friend Can't Come To My Birthday Sleepover. She's The Only Person Coming, And I Booked And Paid For Something For Us To Do Tomorrow

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    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly the my mom said I can't come could be valid if they have a really strict parent.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop sharing posts from children.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have shared this in the first place. Also, it's ENTIRELY anonymous, so what difference does it make?

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    #69

    Asked A Friend To Grate Some Cheese. After A Few Minutes, He Asked What He Was Doing Wrong, And It Seems That He Was Trying To Force The Cheese Through The Potato Masher 

    Asked A Friend To Grate Some Cheese. After A Few Minutes, He Asked What He Was Doing Wrong, And It Seems That He Was Trying To Force The Cheese Through The Potato Masher 

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a bad friend, just stupid.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupid, just ignorant. You'd be amazed how many parents don't teach their kids how to use kitchen utensils, particularly if those kids happen to have a pe‍nis.

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great story to use in shaming a stupid friend.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you friends with my nephew? He's not a bad dude, he just doesn't know his way around a kitchen....and proceeded to mutilate cans of food I asked him to open rather than say he didn't know how to use a can opener lmao

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you were stoned without telling me you were stoned.

    Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he peel potatoes with a can opener?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad friend, but not a grate one either.

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