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This made me snort-laugh!

T-Rex's arms weren't long enough for selfies.

her brain cells clearly weren't permanent, must've gone for a walk

Well she was correct. That stretch of hair that was dyed is permanent.

I mean, it is forever. On the hairs you put it on, not in the brain.

Yeah Karen, DNA modifying hasn't gone That far :P

Too much hair dye?

if only this exist !

The look on your face must have been priceless.

🤣🤣🤣

The chemicals in the hair coloring must’ve seeped through her hair follicles and fired her brain.

ah ha ha

I bet she voted for trump....

Unreal.

Too much hair dye=Fried brain cells... Common sense isn't very common any more.

How are these people still alive XD

Let me guess her natural hair color (it's a joke guys & I have that hair color)...

Even if you worked there, putting a finger on your face and threatening to get you fired is beyond disgusting. Who do these people think they are??

I hope the police were called on him. In front of his kids. A lot of the time religion is stupid.

I strongly believe that those crying for the EUR to be abandonded (or the whole European Union) would be the first to get angry if they cannot pay with their national currency on holidays anymore...let alone take Europe-wide phone calls without costs.

I sure hope she gave you a tip!

Should have asked them what they did for a living then demand that from them right there and then.

What do you mean? You can obviously change the weight of the bags easily. Using essential oils! Laws were made to be broken.

a bit like arguing with the creator of Dairy Milk because it doesn't taste the same as a supermarket knockoff

Dude has dust bunnies for brains!

how can you hear the right squeak, especially through a phone?

obviously!

For lords sake, This is why I'm not a retail worker. People are STUPID.

Let me just get the bread fuser warmed up...

wait, there are more than three dalmations?? [sarcasm]

No there should not be a door here. Windows are used to bring in light. Specsavers appointment long overdue.

An elderly relative once asked me to photoshop a group of people out of an old photo "so I can see the building behind them"

maybe they wanted to put it off for as long as possible

I once got a mouthful from an American because we didn't accept dollars. In Dublin. In Ireland. On a separate continent.

Sure, why not read which number to call (112 in all of Europe) before traveling somewhere?

this is common? Why? What?

I probably would have told him that if he managed to suck it out and spit it into a bucket, I would be happy to give him a refund. 🤔🤭😵

Why are - what?? I feel like this is some weird flirt.

I think he simply wanted to have a regular coffee with ice cubes in it. Just to be sure to prevent the melting...come on, customer is king, changing the thermodynamic laws of the universe cannot be so much of a deal.

I hope the cops laughed

She does not have the skills to use that yo yo.

(And then left)

No problem.

hmm... who's the real idiot in this situation?

Isn't that child neglect?

Right now, I wish I couldn't read.

I have had raining in the backyard and dry in the front

And we move on like it never happened. As one does.

Do many places have smoking and non smoking areas anymore? I know in SA that it is illegal to smoke anywhere indoors (except home). It is also illegal to smoke a certain distance near a park, bus stop, school grounds etc. Pubs, Restaurants, Sports clubs have a small seperate section outdoors designated for smokers but no food is allowed and it is literally like a closed in box with no roof, some plants, maybe a couple of chairs/stools and maybe a table or two with ashtrays (if your lucky), sometimes it is standing only with ashtrays.

And yet they ate.. It all? They must like dry things then. Like their personality and scamming tactics, for example.

I guess that showed you!

*barf