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Anyone who has worked in retail knows that there are good customers, there are bad ones, and then there are people who have just come out of hell and are on a mission to make everyone's life miserable.

Recently, Twitter user Pigeon Fancier posted a question: "What's the most ridiculous demand a customer has made of you?" and the answers have been flooding in nonstop! From returning a fully consumed rotisserie turkey because it was too dry to demanding a book with real dinosaur photos, here are some of the wildest replies.

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One study found that people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business study, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees. One variable researchers looked at was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

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They found that customers at the cheap airline Ryanair used fewer humanizing trait words than those who were flying Lufthansa. Researchers believe that plays a big part in how customers treat people who are working there to help them. 

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you worked there, putting a finger on your face and threatening to get you fired is beyond disgusting. Who do these people think they are??

Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m such a smart-mouth, I probably would have said something like “I’d like to see you try!”

Cathal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oops, sorry they slipped out of my hands, and we were so close to your car, shame!

Bernd Herbert
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the perfect reply for situations like that. A simple "go f**k yourself" should do!

Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shout loudly "Hey, Karen here needs some help!" and see the staff disappear...

Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that would have called for role-playing. Carry the stuff to her car but then "accidently" drop it...

Al Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The great thing about a situation like that is that you can choose not to tell the customer you don't work there and then say everything the staff should but would get fired for.

Brittany
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have told her to go ahead and I'll wait while she went to get the manager? Lol!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewww! I hate when people touch me let alone my lips!

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Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would've discreetly asked who the manager was and then introduced her. Let the manager tell her " madam he does not work here"

Christy Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have said, "Bring it bitch" while walking away laughing ... or maybe that's just me & my need to poke the bear.

Chelsea Corkum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have gone and found a manager for her and just sit back and watch ....

Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you had just thought to carry it out then set in in any car but hers.

Jose Ortiz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would of carried it outside and drop the case on the ground near her car then get in my car and leave.

WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put a finger in my face and end up with a broken finger twisted 180 degrees.

BabaBizzle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Karen would’ve had a broken finger and beer shower if that was me. You’re a stronger man.

Patty Leaton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

say in a loud voice I don't work her get your own dam beer hag

J
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How rude people are, I would have told her what to do.

Sandra Llewelyn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America really needs employee protection laws to stop this seemingly unending threat of being fired.

Sgraham
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she was in a hurry how long would it take to get him fired?

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ohhhohoho I would totally drop the case and let all the beer bottles break (in the parking lot so the workers won't have to clean it up dw) and then just walk off laughing

Nicklas Linder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd tell her to f--k off and dare her to report me to the manager. 😂

Terry Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extra special would be replying to her threat with "I would very much like to see you try" and let her step even deeper into it

Terry Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extra special would be challenging her with "I would really like to see you try"

Lexi Mitchell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh did she demand you help her carry the case out BEFORE she checked out?

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the police were called on him. In front of his kids. A lot of the time religion is stupid.

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"When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I strongly believe that those crying for the EUR to be abandonded (or the whole European Union) would be the first to get angry if they cannot pay with their national currency on holidays anymore...let alone take Europe-wide phone calls without costs.

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Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

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Gary
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have asked them what they did for a living then demand that from them right there and then.

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you mean? You can obviously change the weight of the bags easily. Using essential oils! Laws were made to be broken.

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"We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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Sarcastic Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a bit like arguing with the creator of Dairy Milk because it doesn't taste the same as a supermarket knockoff

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Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

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The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No there should not be a door here. Windows are used to bring in light. Specsavers appointment long overdue.

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Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An elderly relative once asked me to photoshop a group of people out of an old photo "so I can see the building behind them"

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Iggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once got a mouthful from an American because we didn't accept dollars. In Dublin. In Ireland. On a separate continent.

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J. F.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, why not read which number to call (112 in all of Europe) before traveling somewhere?

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I probably would have told him that if he managed to suck it out and spit it into a bucket, I would be happy to give him a refund. 🤔🤭😵

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he simply wanted to have a regular coffee with ice cubes in it. Just to be sure to prevent the melting...come on, customer is king, changing the thermodynamic laws of the universe cannot be so much of a deal.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do many places have smoking and non smoking areas anymore? I know in SA that it is illegal to smoke anywhere indoors (except home). It is also illegal to smoke a certain distance near a park, bus stop, school grounds etc. Pubs, Restaurants, Sports clubs have a small seperate section outdoors designated for smokers but no food is allowed and it is literally like a closed in box with no roof, some plants, maybe a couple of chairs/stools and maybe a table or two with ashtrays (if your lucky), sometimes it is standing only with ashtrays.

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet they ate.. It all? They must like dry things then. Like their personality and scamming tactics, for example.

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LuckyL
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope in this case the answer is "all I can do is give you another ice cube"

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Falcon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just get them sippy cups, so they can be the toddlers they act like.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was sitting in on a 911 call to see if I wanted to work as a dispatcher. Woman calls and asks for a police officer. Says her and her boyfriend got in a fight and he took the car and left. Then she questioned the woman.."Was it your car?" No. "Did he take anything of yours..purse or possessions?" No. "did he hit you or harm you?" No. "Well then what do you want me to do ma'am?" Make him come back!

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Falcon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting idea. Instead of buying books to sell in the store you just buy a printer and print them out when somebody wants one. xD

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a guy come into the repair shop and demanded we repair a generator that "just stopped working." The mechanic opened up the fuel lines to find sand pouring out. Turned out the guy had taken the generator to a dirt bike rally in the desert and buried it to "Keep it safe." When we told him his new generator, which he only used once, required a repair not covered under the warranty, he screamed at us, marched himself to our local store, and convinced a salesman that he should be given a replacement for free because the previous one was "defective."

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I’m sorry...I must have forgotten to tell you that I’m colorblind. My bad!”

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BlackestDawn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure that it wasn't about solving homelessness but rather about removing them from the stores property so that customers like them won't be "bothered" by homeless people (especially their existence).

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother-in-law once had parents that told her she needed to change her class schedule because their son needed to take Geometry, but the only times it was offered interfered with his band practice. Uh...Imma say "No"

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Albino
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course. We'll put your table and a chair in the storage room, it's really quiet there. But only if you pay the equivalent of what 100 people would consume.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have given her directions to the other two stores. "Buh-bye now...drive safe!"

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's worse about this is the people that get upset because they just show up at a restaurant with a party of 14 and expect to be seated immediately. Call ahead of time and let them know you're coming so they can make arrangements and reserve tables for you. It's called being courteous.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that happen because I mistakenly wore a royal blue t-shirt at Walmart. Boy..those Karen's get a little testy when you say you're not an employee....

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Sure. " and proceed to hold it upside down. Don't drop it though..

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work at a movie theater that was one of five in a local chain and one of the five was having the last screening of something I’d really wanted to see but hadn’t been able to get to before then. I arrived about 15 minutes late and when I asked if it had started yet—had no idea how many previews they were showing—they said “No, no...we waited just for you,” which is something I often wanted to say when people showed up late at our theater.” So I sighed and said something like “Yeah, yeah...very funny” and then they said “No, really, there’s no one else here and we knew you were coming.”

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She meant the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security, because you're obviously are trying to bring division and civil unrest to the country. On the other hand, it might be the start of a career within the GOP...

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cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the time I worked in an independent TV/video/satellite/audio retailers and this sweet old lady would pop in and ask us to look at her VCR because the videos were not playing. A few questions later and it turns out that she didn't realize the autoplay feature only works on videos with the tab removed such as on a bought movie and she was expecting the same from a home recording video with the tab intact. She looked embarrassed and said "I am a silly bugger arn't I!" We got called out to her house a lot for this problem. Turns out she was in the early stages of dementia and we called her son about it but she kept popping in to let us know the video player was still working. Boss always made her a cup of tea and we chatted with her for about an hour. She was awesome!

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DungeonQuestPlayer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel so bad for him. He probably just wants some company. and to all the people calling him Creepy or crazy. He might have lost someone he loved and was somehow closer to them when he felt the animals

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TV Junkie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention that if he drank it, he'd probably die. Gabriel Iglesias has a great story about doing this.

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InvincibleRodent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I have one that's similar. I work in company law in a small European country. Guy contacts me via e-mail, claims he's from India and is currently in Turkey. Cool. He then proceeds to pester me RELENTLESSLY (I'm talking 6 e-mail chains, twice a day, for three days straight), telling me to go to the local tax office, get him a local tax number (it's needed to found a company here), then PRINT OUT the copy of his passport he sent me, pretend it's the real thing, and either sign everything in HIS name (so fool the lawyer into thinking that I, a white woman in my 20's, am actually an Indian man about 10 years my senior and forge his signature on legal documents) OR give my own name and personal documents as HIS REPRESENTATIVE, while he stays half a fuckign continent over. Needless to say, that's not a service I provide, much less for the ~$100 we charge normally. He was baffled.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might've forgotten about it. Those turkeys take a long fricken time.

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Jo Johannsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, fish that smells fishy is often not as fresh as it should be, so she might (repeat, might) be justified.

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he paid for the service, smile and do it. He's just quirky, not an @rsehole.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was sitting at a restaurant waiting for my order when I noticed an old man at the bar giving the waitress a kiss on the cheek and squeezing her butt. I questioned my waitress about it. She said "Oh..he comes in every week and does that. He tips his waitress $60 for letting him do it." I'm like "WTF?"

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Charlotte A.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you sell bath bombs, then obviously you sell other pyrotechnics... right?

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Megan Curl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you spill our retailers secret? What’s the first rule of retail?

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Prep To Lose
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know if people think saying things like that work, but it definitely does not and just makes them more upset with you. Don't do it

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lesson I have learned a long time ago: First ask for details. You'll find that the emergency isn't an emergency, the newly bought pc is in fact 15 years old and the expensive car is actually a $200 rustbucket with a seized engine and no tires.

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read the Bible! Spoiler alert. He dies! In the sequel, he came back to life 3 days later. 😉

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Bill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im with the customer on this one. Different regions same bubbly. The same laws of physics apply.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is where you can take liberties. "Oh, yeah, the Shell Gas station there? Oh, yeah. They had a horrible infestation of dragons. Almost impossible to catch once they found the energy drinks. They had to shut the pumps down because the dragons were just throwing flame w***y-nilly as they toasted themselves some roller sausages and the odd passerby. Made up? Tell that to me Uncle Willers. My uncle Willers went in and they got him. My aunt Edna saw them slather him in nacho cheese. Not that its much loss, Willers ne'er was too smart, I reckon. Edna's glad to be rid of him, to be honest."

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time tell them that plastic flowers aren't as ecofriendly but they last for decades.

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You ever wonder if they hear themselves when they speak? Like..does it process that it made no sense whatsoever?

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's when you get you and 49 of your closest friends and family to do the transactions. Have you learned nothing from watching the big families at the grocery stores.....

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this a consequence of idiot policies of some companies that will take in any product because "the customer is king and always right"?

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many questions like 1. Why would you need an address for a return? 2. What are you going to do with that information? 3 . How would it help you if I told you that my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, D.C. 20500 in processing the return?

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Thalia Pullin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i work at an art store too and tbh i know of multiple customers who have that few braincells

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Theo C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throw them out. If you aren't ordering , you aren't going to keep a table occupied.

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billy murray
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not change the policy so people get two free, customers who want any more can buy them for a small additional charge.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the McDonald's here a McDouble was $1.00 and a double hamburger was $1.89. You better believe I ordered a McDouble with no cheese and saved my $0.89!

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Charmander is really common either way. Not worth the hype, I think it's overrated.

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