A sensible riposte

So I have a feeling that you soon won’t have a best friend.

Not as close as she thinks...

The right answer here is: "f**k off".

25K for wedding is obscene.

More red flags than a parade in China.

"honeymoon in Dubai" is basically all you need to know about this person

What d**g/d**g mixture is she on?

Is an artificial florist fake?

OP presumably also thinks all murders can be solved in 60 to 90 minutes

What did he do - he said Rachel instead of Emilie? :P

Let’s hope your finance comes to his senses & dumps your cruel, shallow a*s.

She's a real peach.

Reality TV and social media influencers have created a society of narcissists who think the world revolves around them. A culture that worships nobodies, in turn making nobodies feel entitled to the same adulation. It's grotesque.

I’m looking for a supermarket that will refund my food bills if I throw up.

Bye, B***h!

I'd go with number 5. Fuzzy dice.

Number 6 is a big fat secret 🫥

She thinks floor tiles are a stretch, but a new car is fine?

A new car?? Basic rule of gifts: people give what they can afford, not what you demand.

Is she aware she skipped #6?

I'd like to know how all these weddings went.

Car trim: an air freshener from the dollar store.

I'll save us both some heartache. I may see you in passing on the street, from time to time. There is no way you'll be seeing me at your garage sale.

I have this jar of Mandarin Orange slices that needs attention that day.

If we can't record during the seramony, we'll do it during the ceremony ;)

"Send us money because we keep you in our hearts."

Am I selfish for wanting everyone's lives to revolve around me?

I always wonder if these things are intended for the wedding guests and just haven't been erased yet or are targeting randos? Tacky either way, but the former seems far less bad IMHO

Sounds like a dire emergency. Better call the National Guard!

It is definitely more important that you have a prawn, screw your friends health, roll them under the table when they collapse so they are not a trip hazard for others. Ffs.

Some years ago, it was *my* day; now, it's *my* year. Soon, this flock of imbeciles will demand *my* decade. The biggest problem, in my opinion, is this trend is growing because people are paying too much attention to their invented dramas. If we just told them to f-off the moment they start with their unhinged demands, they would stop. No, I couldn't care less about your wedding, your dress or what colour you sister in law's dress is. Nobody cares. Really. We couldn't care less.

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Re: "No Apple watches" What's your policy on longcase clocks?

If they cannot afford to chip in they should not be shamed for it.

They are selling their home to pay for the wedding? Are they planning to live on the venue afterwards? "I have regrets", yeah this whole post gave me regrets.

"You're right, I know longer want to be in your wedding party. Or a guest either."

You not being close to her and saying you don't feel comfortable with her in the party for that reason is valid! However you fat shaming her and dismissing her for your supposed "aesthetic" is weirdo behavior