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A TikToker shared a funny story of a non-native English speaker creating some beautiful, unintentional poetry when trying to discuss moths and it spawned a frenzy of similar stories, phrases, and wonderful expressions. We reached out to Chris Rory, who created the original TikTok, to hear more about his experience and see some other examples. So get comfortable, pick up a notebook, and get ready to write down some excellent expressions that you should include in your everyday vocabulary. Be sure to upvote your favorites and check out Chris’ TikTok account here.

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    Bored Panda reached out to Chris Rory, who created the original TikTok, to ask some more questions. First, we wanted to know if he had any other examples of “accidental poetry that he liked. ”Gosh, it’s hard to think of the beautiful ones, a lot of it is just in the phrasing, adding an extra word here or there that adds emphasis to a sentence that wouldn’t normally be there, but here are some ones I can think of: “Rather is better than better is rather!” 

    An Italian friend trying to explain something like “It’s better than nothing!” I enjoy that our phrase for remembering how to tighten screws (righty tighty - lefty loosey) has a Spanish equivalent “The Right oppresses, the Left liberates” which I think is wonderful.”

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    He was also kind enough to share examples he had heard from friends and acquaintances. “A Norwegian colleague once asked me what the English word for “the first piss of the day” was, which alerted me to the idea that we might not have one, but also, that other people do. My Polish mother-in-law often tells jokes but picks the wrong word for the punch line. “A man walks into the doctor totally naked but wrapped in cling film. The doctor says ‘I can clearly see your balls.’”

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    “I used to live in Japan and I found out while living in Japan that for quite a while, instead of saying ‘housewife’ I had been saying ‘prostitute.’ Turns out I had been mispronouncing either shufu or shoufu,” he added, a good reminder to all of us attempting a new language. Make sure to check if there are similar-sounding words. After all, ship, duck, and stitch are all one letter away from curses. 

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    Chris gave some other examples from Japan.” A Japanese friend once got her hair cut and I tried to tell her it was beautiful and it didn’t get the reaction I expected. I later found out I had told her it looked scary or ugly. The Japanese word ‘chin’ means ‘penis’ so when I taught children things like ‘ears, eyes, chin” they were rolling in laughter and I had no idea why.”

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    “I guess language is flexible and is supposed to be expressive. Poetry is a way of pushing language by playing with syntax and pairing words in novel ways to create feeling and imagery. When people learn a language they do this naturally because they don’t yet know all of the ‘rules’ of the language, so they break them - the same way poetry does,” he added, when we asked about his thoughts on why these phrases sometimes seem so beautiful. 

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    “I’m not a linguist and I only know scraps of other languages, not enough to speak, but I did use to live communally with about 15-20 people, many of which were non-native speakers, it made for some excellent late-night conversations.” You can find Chris’ TikTok here where he posts funny sketches and talks about his life experience. He also has an Instagram page, which you can find here as well as a studio photography page, which you can find here.

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    Becca Kuehn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had trouble remembering the word colander, so I called it the 'hole bowl'. 🕳 🥣 ☺️

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when a Russian friend forgot the name for fridge. She called it a "cooling oven".

    Skyla King
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never call it a colander. I just call it the ‘drainy thingy”

    LissyPoo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Italian family once forgot the English word for colander. They called it the "pasta stay, water go".

    Leo Domitrix
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, the word sieve is the only one I ever rememger. "The big hole sieve" is a colander. The "mesh sieve" is an actual sieve.

    OmBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s regional? Where I’m from a strainer is usually a wire mesh bowl & often has a handle. A colander is a large bowl with holes.

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    El Dee
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL what Erasmus Semester means - Google is my friend..

    Christof Irran
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to call it "noodle sieve" and people always knew what I meant.

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an ancient story in Reader's Digest magazine about a little Italian granny in the U.S. who was looking for a "water go spaghetti stop." I think of that every time I get the colander out. lol

    Teresa Taylor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called it "spaghetti strainer" when I was growing up. I was an adult, living halfway across the country when I learned it was a colander.

    Susan Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always called it a strainer 🤷🏻‍♀️ I now use colander…most of the time

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