In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life

I see this as an absolute win!

i'm trying not to wake up my family by laughing too hard

Oh my! 😲

Brain fart moments be like:

The king of loins

would you like a glass of laminate?

Yes I do the flat by technically all flat the planets is because earth flat is the

Probably true!

fetus deletus

Deletus the fetus..

Un-Debuted

Am I the only one who read "talking to my Karen friend"?

DELETE FROM dbo.uterus WHERE baby IS NOT NULL;

POV: Activists on TikTok trying to educate without getting the vid deleted:

😅

Lol

Yeetus the Fetus

He's not wrong.

deletus fetus

I just hope somebody checks the recycle bin once in a while

sudo rm -rf /home/baby

Well, he made himself understood

Exterminate!

Yes, just press that delete button.

dangit, accidently clicked delete the mother.

I feel drunk trying to read this

In the name of the Ferrari the Datsun and the AMC Ghost.

No, you were just excited! 😆

You know, I don’t actually see any major grammatical mistakes or confusing messages here…

I think they meant something like "4 for 4" sounds like some sort of combo meal deal.

that escalated quickly

‘整天瞎逼忙，还他妈的不赚钱’ As a Chinese person, I can confirm that the translation is 100% accurate. But it didn’t represent the aggressive tone better 😆

I agree

From now on, newborns should be called débutants

At least they’re making an attempt

Shop will be pimping u out

I wish I hadn’t looked up that word… but at least know I know what it means…

Big laugh

Now I’ve got the song “You Are The Reason” stuck in my head

Honestly I would welcome presents from satan. Maybe then I'd get that flesh eating bacteria I've been asking for the past three years!

I feel like I'm overqualified for this job!

Remember

Thing just pop up.

This is a literal translation of Egyptian Arabic slang phrases and expressions. Both messages are even funnier if you know the original expressions. They are done intentionally. It is not a Google Translate thingy. Think of it like literally translating “cut to the chase” for example to another language. It may not make sense at all.

Men, be sure to be quiet when forking over the cash for the ice cream!🤫🍦

Tiny dish of Chef's Sincerity 😂

Which is deformed the man or the toilet?

The original translates "if you have any difficulties, please feel free to ask the staff". But the polite phrase used for "ask" is literally translated as "hang your voice".

JOE IS BIDEN

What a deal!

It actually says "sausage in dough" - like a meat pocket

I'm not sure if the fact that I understood this perfectly means that I'm very smart, or that I spend way too much time on the internet.

Thirst

Good lord… has anyone decoded this yet lol