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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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Orillion
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

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To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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SykesDaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

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So Dou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

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Artex Gorilla
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

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Aileen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

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Blurryface
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*gasps* the lead is terrible in flavor, but now you double as a paper maker…

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mandy randall
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah they do. I read that it's dangerous to drink lead. I lead in my book club because of how fast I read.

Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaand ... then you make wise choices while reading it out aloud. It is for fun!

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A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lead and led are also pronounced the same, whereas lead and led are pronounced differently.

Mats Iversen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?

Michael Capriola Jr.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When William Caxton got ahold of a printing press, he sent people all over England to find out how words were spelled. He ended up with a dozen lists that didn't agree with each other, so he picked and chose based on his personal whim or whatever.

Marina
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The letters started to look strange and upside down while I tried to read it for the 5th time while searching for differences between the words lol

MN Free Spirit
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Reading Tutor I have actually had to attempt to explain this to students...

Susan L. Miller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the plural of mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice, shouldn't the plural of house be hice, and the plural of spouse be......spice???

Alex Noott
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bough and cough. One is when you sit on the bough of a tree, or bow down to someone. While the other can be a cough (coff) irritating you at night or a cough (cow) in a field. Depending which way you read (reed) or read (red) them.

Slune
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got it until the middle,after I was thinking very hard:). Went for the next two lines...........but now I cannot take anymore! I need a dog!!!

Edgar Rops
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So did I. And then stared blankly at the screen. It is weird, how come no-one noticed?

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Aldhissla VargTimmen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

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Full Name
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

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George Utley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

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Phil Boswell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

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Piou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

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Kaisu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

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Dave Walker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

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Dynein
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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F. H.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

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