Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

*mind blown*

You just ruined the ending for me!

This is genius!

Oh s**t.

It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

I feel you dude

This is definitely really interesting!

That is incredible ha ha

We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

In french it's called Double-V

English pronunciation was invented by Satan

What profession is a handyman in then?

Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

This is my kind of pun

no one knows

I sent a cent with a peculiar scent.

Two questions, same answer: because you don't wash properly.

America explain... I am confusion!!

I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

The last two lines may read incorrect until said...

I'd rather not do either or do neither.

one is used by the people of sarcasm and one is used by regular people

This made more sense than it should've

There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

If this isn’t true, it should be

When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

Stefan: good efening

Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

Because it's Zoë, but everyone forgets the importance of umlauts

Heh. This one is cute. ♥

WATCH ME! You can food anything if you just eat it.

Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

Why is september not the 7th month, october the 8th, november the 9th and december the 10th? Stresses me out 4 times out of12.

And in our native language, we spell it as Pilipinas. Pilipino as the people and Filipino as our language:))

Philippines is the country. "Las Islas Filipinas" is the original name in honor of King Philip II of Spain. Filipino may refer to a citizen or the language.

the real question being: why at least twice a month?! :)

Try being married to one...

It is spelled as Philippines not philippines and they are in different terms. P is in English while F is in Spanish but using P can also be in Filipino/Tagalog term like "Filipino" and "Pilipino" which you think is the same meaning because we just change the first letter but is literally different in meaning.

Y’all.

One is AWful, the other is AWEsome. Maybe here lies the difference.

WTF is balogna?!