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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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Orillion
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

A B C
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better had it done ereyesterday

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Bleh
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are so many people I wanna defenestrate

Enea
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In German, where you have words for Everything, it's literally called window-toppling. But it only has three renown applications in history (which is probably why there's an English word too): The first, second and third defenestration of Prague (the latter of which wasn't even a real defenestration, just plain murder).

Lucida
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Swedish we have and use the words overmorrow (övermorgon) and ereyesterday (förrgår).

Miss Cris
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They exist and are used every day in most European (at least) languages. That's why a person is wondering why they don't exist in English. :)

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Anna Cserny
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ancestor was defenestrated from Prague Castle in 1618. (Fun fact: he didn't die!)

BusLady
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing. Or you wouldn't have been here. Lol

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Jeanette Griffin
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if we're defenestrating Trump, let's do it now!!

Shelli Perez Lorton
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had to resist the urge to defenestrate.... often.

wandile dludlu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From Overmorrow, I'll start using the word Ereyesterday

Agata Sobańska
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Defenestration was a historic event, I believe many European countries have this word because of this (in Polish it's similar - defenestracja; comes from latin). It happened in Prague (3 times actually, but the 2nd had most impact worldwide since it's believed to be a reason for the 30 years war).

Miss Cris
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In European Latin languages it exists, too. It has two meanings: literally means to throw someone out of the window but it's commonly used with the meaning of quickly putting someone out of his post, often in politics.

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Iris Engler
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had no idea any of this words exists. I love languages

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    English Nonsense

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    Elizabeth Reese
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway...

    GamerRain
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought about that!!😁😁

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...You tiptoe on the tips of your toes... And I'd be willing to bet someone out there can use their fingers to walk.

    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these make me miss George Carlen!!!

    Laura Stenger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U know I will be using these words today

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    To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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    #3

    English Nonsense

    RedBombX Report

    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just ruined the ending for me!

    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at 69 likes, so . . . “ Forgive me father, for I have sinned ” vs “ Sorry daddy, I was naughty ”

    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, "A tiger is the largest member of the family Felidae" sounds more sophisticated than "A tiger is the biggest kitty-cat in the world".

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    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why people had cabins. or cottages. It's like a second home, with all the contingent work and upkeep. I've never heard a friend saying 'I'm going to the cabin and just relaxing.' It's always 'we have to go to the cabin and mow the lawn/winterize/prune the trees/put the dock out'. Now, On the other hand, having friends with cabins is absolutely awesome.

    Pandola
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's awesome because they do the all the work...lucky you!

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    SurrealKit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A drive in the country sounds nice and scenic but I wouldn't want to be taken for a drive in the country. In old time radio shows when criminals say they're going to take someone for a drive out in the country, it means they're going to die.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I don't know. Hansel and Gretal went to the witch's cottage. Meanwhile I just spent time in a cabin in the Sawtooths and it was heaven on earth.

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on... a cottage and a cabin are two different kinds of building. They're not synonyms. That's like me saying "Look at my mansion", and pointing at a trailer.

    Bex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hilarious! 😆

    Anh Aline Vuo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, both sound creepy to me

    LoveWinz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am definitely going into a cabin in the woods this weekend lol

    Robert Pacl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beauty of the English language, which only a handful of its speakers understand, is that since it is a conglomeration of many languages, each with their own rules, the possibility of really understanding it is far too remote to be concerned with ( prep at the end, yeah ). But the ambiguities are what give it such charm. It's possible to cover almost any topic with commentary that will be funny for some, profane for others, irrelevant for many. I didn't see much of that studying German

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    #4

    English Nonsense

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    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I once dreamt that my father convinced me that Marty McFly from the past was Marty McFlew.

    Fairy Kat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VEEERY GOOD... LOL! I wonder, or oneder, IF IT HURT TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE.. WON... cuz IT IS A Winner.

    Zaineb Bookwala
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can spear someone with a spear but not sword someone with a sword.

    David Vera
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can spear someone with a sword but cannot sword with a spear

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    Michael Capriola Jr.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W. Shookspeared wrote terrible plays and would have died a penniless drunk if he hadn't landed a gig writing adverts on matchbook covers.

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    #5

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Neon Petra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stop. I'm not gonna listen to your s**t anymore.

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    Bleh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When s**t makes sense

    MikeyG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good use of grammar is the difference between knowing your s**t and knowing you're s**t

    Amber Turk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explanation was some good s**t.

    Jan Lundström
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ismo, the Finnish comedian turning 's**t' inside out and upside down. Thank you, I enjoyed that.

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    Toby Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is b******t. I know you're talking horseshit, you chickenshit. Now stop going batshit before I go apeshit. :)

    meow point1
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's also weird how a word for excrement can be synonymous with "stuff".

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    #6

    English Nonsense

    tidywrities Report

    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

    Twenty øne doggos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine, "I got an A on my test!" "That's horrific!"

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    VeryDarkMatter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that problem with "awesome" and "awful"

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop the egregiously overused awesome from your vocabulary and your problem is solved.

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    Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supernatural means out of this world. Super natural is just really natural. Extraordinary is really great but extra ordinary is just really ordinary.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same for a while, but soon I realised that "super" is something that is over the indicated object (in Italian, "superare" means "to overcome", or "to become greater", "to reach more than intended", "to do well on exams", "to level up" etc.). Also, "extra" means "external", so, something that is outside of the indicated word. Extraterrestrial → out of Earth, extracurricular → out of the curriculum, extraordinary → out of the ordinary.

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    Eduard Korhonen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrific used to mean "to cause terror". Somewhere over time that meaning got warped

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, terrific used to mean even more terrible. Mid-nineteenth century or so. In the last 150 +/- years it evolved to mean something wonderful. Same thing happened, though only in the last 40 +/- years, with awesome. Then again, the word sick has always meant being ill or abnormal. But now, among younger people, sick can mean something unbelievably great. If that slang meaning hangs around long enough, we might see that word flip its meaning too.

    Florence Hastings
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show you, two negatives do make a positive!

    Logan Slaughter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more about how words change meaning over time. In truth, terrific originally meant something terrible, which is why I try to refrain from using it to this day.

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not so much about the suffixes used (ends of the words), but rather the origins of the words themselves. From a linguistic point of view, the evolution of horror --> horrific, and terror --> terrific, over time, have been different. It also ignores the different meanings of the two origin words "horror", and "terror". "Horror" = to bristle with fear (the physical response). "Terror" = to fill with fear (the feeling). "Terror", being related to the emotion of fear, which is a strong / big / significant / impactful emotion.... came to represent anything that was also strong / big / significant / impactful, or created any emotion that was strong /big /significant / impactful. Therefore, the party can be 'terrific', because it was big, significant, impactful, and created a strong emotion of happiness / fun etc.

    Joannie Goulet
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was learning English as a kid (me being a French Canadian) my teacher wrote "terrific" on one of my exam once. I was super confused because I thought I did good. I had to ask her what I did wrong before I learned that it was actually a positive expression.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So easy to confuse with terrible, which as a native English speaker, I never really noticed.

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    #7

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Piou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the verb "to read" then? You write it the same way in past tense but don't pronounce it the same!

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Cutted? like "I CUTTED out the papers" yeah i know it's wrong now since while typing there is a red underline on the word.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like a harsh and tedious way to learn English.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re clearly dating a drama queen...

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply reason: english doesn't conjugate its verbs. English is a bastardised language, stealing from many many many other language origins. Therefore the original germanic core-language, and it's conjugations, have been lost / ignored / thrown out. (the majority of english speakers, from experience, won't even know what "conjugation" is, because it's simply not enough of a part of the english language to be needed to be taught)

    lucas gich
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what you meant is "the conjugations have been defenestrated"

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    Jon Garrett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the word "cleave" can mean to tear apart or to put together

    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will cut you. I am cutting you. I cut you.

    Jack Moliere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him it's "cat". That'll do it.

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    #8

    English Nonsense

    thinice41 Report

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely really interesting!

    Kalaih Zora
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually happens also in Spanish. Jail=cárcel Jailor=carcelero / Prison= prisión Prisoner= prisionero

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    Peko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jail and prison are not synonyms.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True—they’re a spectrum: detention/lock-up/jail/prison/solitary

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    Mark Johanen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be pedantic, "jail" and "prison" aren't synonyms. A "jail" is a place to hold people for a short time, people who have been arrested and are awaiting trial but not yet convicted nor sentenced, or people being held for a short time for a minor crime. A "prison" is a place to hold people convicted to long sentences.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can be "imprisoned" but not "imjailed."

    Eunice Probert
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add to that, jail is sometimes spelled gaol.

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "goal" = original british english. "Jail" = phonetic americanised-english

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    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in spanish: Carcel an Prisión are synonyms, Carcelero and Prisionero are antonyms.

    Rosie Price
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay that messes with my brain!!!

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not actually synonyms, as they relate to 2 totally different situations, buildings, circumstances, and word-origins. They've incorrectly been interchanged. Yes, both relate to a person being detained, but aren't the same meaning. (think "hotel" and "house". You can live / sleep / pay for, both. But they aren't the same thing). Jail = short term detention, while awaiting trial. Prison = long term detention upon conviction. ie Jail = being processed. Prison = found guilty. "Prison" comes from the word "imprison" ie to detain someone. Therefore, the "imprisoner" is the one detaining / the "prisoner" is the one detained. With the word "jail", "jailer" = the one detaining / there is no evolution of the word other than "the jailed", to refer to the one detained (typcially, it will revert to the original word "prisoner". Due to the need for detention facilities, "jails" have begun to be used for short-term convictions of about 2 yrs or less, for lesser convictions

    A panda-gineer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we “seed” a fruit, but “de-vein” a shrimp. Why not “de-seed”?

    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because with fruit you're removing the seeds. With a shrimp, you're removing the "vein" of their innards. ie you're removing two totally different things, from 2 totally different object. :)

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    #9

    English Nonsense

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    Jenica Thomas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I am against removing the Oxford comma in written American English. I will remain using the Oxford comma, as I was originally taught.

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    David de Fortier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to visualise this one one, but once i saw it... WTF?

    Ben Kaner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To show true irritating pedantry, the grammar is actually wrong. There are two spaces, so it should be "the spaces between this (and*5) that are different .... " :)

    Vince Terlep
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a word 11 times in a row. Imagine a class assignment where kids were asked to write about their summer vacations. John wrote that he had a great summer. Charles wrote that the had had a great summer. John, where Charles had had “had had”, had had “had”; “had had” had had the teachers appoval.

    Katrė
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that would work in more languages than English only. :)

    Marina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe even all of the other languages :p

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    Thomas Ewing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked the conductor: "what time does that train leave?" Answer: "two to two to two- two". And that train there? "two to two to two-two too."

    Marnie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the fact that people refused to write "that that" even when it would make the meaning more clear and it is how we speak. "He knew that THAT woman was NOT his grandmother."

    Carol Sweeny
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He knew she was not his grandmother” would be English.

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    Aroha
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And. And. And. And. It's gone weird. And. And. Aaaaand. And...

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    #10

    English Nonsense

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    So Dou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

    S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re just waiting for their turns, man.

    bill marsano
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, "www" has three time as many syllables as letters.

    Ivana Bogdan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I read this word so often but I never knew that

    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's not, though. "Q" isn't pronounced "Q" when you see it in a word any more than "T" is pronounced "T". The "k" sound at the start comes from "qu" and the rest is the "eue". Just like "cue".

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    Harry Bartlett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other letters are just politely waiting their turn

    Alex Noott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or q youee youee. Go stand in the qyoueeyouee.

    Erin Rachael
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a French word though. A lot of English has French mixed into it---the languages combined in Medieval times. A lot of weirdness in English is actually due to French!

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    #11

    English Nonsense

    saranowitz Report

    Yoel Schvarcz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french it's called Double-V

    AP
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is easy. In Greek, "U" is a "V". So, a "double U" actually IS a a double "V". When the two are combined, they create the W

    MtC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not entirely correct. In Romance languages originally "W" was written as "VV". However, in Germanic languages it was written as "UU". Example: "Neerwinden" was originally UUinethe. Hence why in French it's "double V" and in English it's "double u".

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    littlesaresare
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the /w/ sound was originally written as uu. The letter W is comparatively recent.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your handwriting. For me it's a double U.

    Jo Morris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why isn't a "m" called a "Double-N"?

    Iggy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Irish (we don't usually call it Gaelic), it doesn't matter because there are no Ws in the Irish language!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no V sound in Thai, so words like Vinamek and Sukhumvit are pronounced with a W sound.

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    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because script has changed at one time is was literally a double u!

    Akorfa No.9
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on how you write your "w" :?

    SurrealKit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also be written to look like two "U"s.

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    #12

    English Nonsense

    madamplease Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English pronunciation was invented by Satan

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you never tried to learn french. English pronunciation is one of the easiest I have ever seen. Oh, and my native language is german! Had a lot of fun seeing freinds learn my native language.

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    Sally Appleton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is tricky, your problems can be overcome through tough thorough thought though

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t you the clever one! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, bologna rhymes with pony.

    NMN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when? Maybe bolognE, but never bolognA

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    Yoko Ogawa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is right up there with "man's laughter" and "manslaughter"

    Ani Archeron
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though, through, enough, cough, fought, bough. Or as they teach in preschool, Ohh, Ooo, Uff, Offf, Orrr, Owww.

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    #13

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    bisexualgambit Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What profession is a handyman in then?

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one "loose" five years" . By unscrewing them?

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually by getting a handy or getting screwed by an attractive person. At least for a little bit, anyway.

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    Esther Evans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use handy...and it has nothing to do with a hand job....

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lets go of 5 years of his life or loses them?

    Rosie Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god i would die of shame if i was that teacher!

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and loses is pronounced loozes, though loose is just loose.

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loses not looses. Two different meanings, tho loose doesn't have an s on the end.

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    #14

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    tigerpellets Report

    Artex Gorilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

    Julia Leslie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I love is that Australians use it both ways.

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians too, I always thought everyone did until this moment lol

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    Dave Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud at shiphassailed :D (Yes, I'm a Brit)

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to go back and reread and rewatch every piece of British literature and film now. New meanings.

    rowan eisner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In British it can mean 'totally' (quite complete) or sightly (i quite like it)

    Mikey Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there is "Not Quite" which means "Almost"

    Mikey Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there is "Not Quite" for "Almost"

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, an Australian, assumed that quite was, in every instance, said with sarcasm.

    Patsy Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But quite in British English can often depend on how the speaker says it. With enthusiasm it can mean 'very' or 'really', with a downward tone of voice it means 'not too bad' which is often followed by '... but ...'

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    #15

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    dailybadjokes Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my kind of pun

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Roman wanted a tattoo from a famous tattoo artist. When asked by the artists what he wanted, he said, "All your designs are so great, so surprise me!". The artists tattooed a series of numbers on the man's back: 51, 6 & 500 Afterward the artist asked the man, "Do you like it?" "I'm LIVID!", the man screamed

    Fairy Kat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ✌~ FIVE BEERS, PLEASE! @chillchillpill ~ like THAT?!

    MikeyG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that they were trying to abolish Roman Numerals.. Not on my watch!

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. On a time piece or a building they're fine. On a calculator, not so much.

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    Rosella Torrecampo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like a literal comparison or exemplification: I = on e= like (in) Roman

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    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I caught that! Although I did have to figure out how to spell caught. :P

    LoveWinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I had to read this at least 3 times before I understood

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss them I feel like some secret code except the ones on the clock they are inaccurate when It comes to number 4

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    #16

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    mariadamsfoster Report

    Charlie Mercier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's real confusion! Biweekly CAN mean either twice a week or once every two weeks!

    Up All Night
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my language we just say (sort of) "twoweekly" and "twice a week" and that's it.

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    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my language and now I am confused!

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rather logical. Bi-annual = twice a year. Biennial = 2 years. The problem? People are writing the english language phonetically, based on the mispronunciation (or incorrectly hear the correct pronunciation); rather than knowing the different meanings & spellings.

    Laura Stenger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good D question. Too many of my father in laws of yore sitting around with nothing else better to do than to confuse the he*+ of today’s peeps

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once said that English borrows from all other languages. Someone else said that English doesn't so much as borrow than steal. English gets another language up in a dark ally, hits it with a cosh, and then goes through that language's pockets looking for vocabulary.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would someone ask that question using "yall's"?

    Morph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    biweekly is the one that annoys me because it really does mean twice a week and every two weeks. I say we bring back fortnight.

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    #17

    English Nonsense

    Vaxtin Report

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent a cent with a peculiar scent.

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As native English speakers it's really easy to tell what you're saying, even verbally

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neither is completely silent.

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "C" is silent. It used to be pronounced "skent"

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know but it is the same one as in the first part of science.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the word is of Germanic origin, than the "c" is silent. If the word comes from the French, then the "t" is silent and no one cares about the "c" because the "c" is a bitch and no one cares, no?

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    #18

    English Nonsense

    MooSaysCow Report

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two questions, same answer: because you don't wash properly.

    Rall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my language we are saying that the nose is "leaking" when you have a cold. Why in english is running, its a mistery :)

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a faucet turned on or a refrigerator in working order which leads to great crank calls.

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you need an allergy pill and better socks

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you're sick and need to bath.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your nose runs because your feet smell ! :D

    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in German, except it just walks at a fast pace.

    Amy Henley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you’re saying but do you hear what I’m smelling ? Lol

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you need a bath and have allergies.

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    #19

    English Nonsense

    Sherman_Beardman Report

    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America explain... I am confusion!!

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arkansas is pronounced Arkansaw.

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native Arkansan here. There are a lot of explanations (and those different factors aren't wrong - they all contribute some), but I think the best is that the French (and their propensity to silent final -s) played a large role in settling Arkansas, but not Kansas. The name comes from a native (possibly Algonquin or related language) term which would probably be best rendered as "ar Kansah", meaning roughly "land of the people from upsteam" or possibly "the people of the west wind", which would not have been the name the local natives called it (the native Caddo in this area spoke a Sioux dialect, but there are only 110 Caddo left alive and even fewer speak their language) - so a pronounced final -s wouldn't have been appropriate anyway.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit off topic, but to me personally, Kansas and Arkansas sound like angel and archangel. So, basically, Arkansas is a high Kansas. *nods smartly* Okay, I'll stop here.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny working brain developing brilliant explanations.

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    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things are historical. Know Spanish? Why is Amarillo pronounced Amarilllllo rather than Amariyo? History.

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference in English use of letters & Spanish. Like in Jehovah the J is pronounced as a Y. Yehovah.

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arkansas was named for the French plural of a Native American tribe, while Kansas is the English spelling of a similar one. Since the letter "s" at the end of French words is usually silent, we pronounce Bill Clinton's home state "Arkansaw." ... Kansas is named for the Kansas River, which is named for the Kansa tribe.

    shelley smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um ... actually the river was named after the kansa.

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    CheeseOnToast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google it... the explanation is out there.

    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMl when I was younger my friend and I had a lengthy discussion on this lol And yes, I am a native English speaker.

    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. I definitely pronounced Arkansas like Kansas with "Ar" in front of it, when I first came to the U.S. over 20 years ago. To this day, my (American) husband has not let me live it down.

    Jude Pilsworth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT? I got to 65 without realising that’s why I can never find “Arkensaw “ on any map🤣

    Susie Colley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Arkansas City is pronounced like Ar-Kansas...even tho its in Arkansas...

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    #20

    English Nonsense

    qikipedia Report

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Aileen, Most of your extras are because you're only using half the rule.

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    Auston Ashdown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before e except after c disproved by science!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um actually they officially stopped teaching this rule. Because it is wrong more often than it is correct.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Fry said it on Q.I. so it is right.

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    SurrealKit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The I before e rule is from a longer quote that isn't as easy to remember. It's not a failure of the rule, it's the failure of the writer of the rule.

    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a much longer version of it that explains so much: I before E except after C, or when sounded as "A" in "neighbor" and "weigh." But "their," "weird," and "either," "foreign," "seize," "neither," "leisure," "forfeit," and "height" are exceptions spelled right.

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    ShareMusic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I before e except after C" is how I learned it in 6th grade. Except in "ancient" (which I later missed on the spelling test!).

    Margaret Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people don't know the entire rule, which is: I before E except after C or when used as an A as in neighbour and weigh. There are still exceptions, but not as many.

    Amber Mast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I before E, except after C; and when sounding like 'A' as in neighbor and weigh; and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May; and you'll always be wrong, no matter what you say!" --Brian Regan: comedian.

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English has exceptions to every single rule. to get more words included in that rule, say "I before e, except after c, or when it says ay, as in neighbor or neigh."

    Rosie Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg told this to my english teacher he was tots MINDBLOWN!!!

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    #21

    English Nonsense

    TweetSmarter Report

    Steven Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two lines may read incorrect until said...

    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasps* the lead is terrible in flavor, but now you double as a paper maker…

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    mandy randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they do. I read that it's dangerous to drink lead. I lead in my book club because of how fast I read.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand ... then you make wise choices while reading it out aloud. It is for fun!

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    Tracey Berry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know, you say potato and I say potato...

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lead and led are also pronounced the same, whereas lead and led are pronounced differently.

    Mats Iversen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When William Caxton got ahold of a printing press, he sent people all over England to find out how words were spelled. He ended up with a dozen lists that didn't agree with each other, so he picked and chose based on his personal whim or whatever.

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letters started to look strange and upside down while I tried to read it for the 5th time while searching for differences between the words lol

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    #22

    English Nonsense

    [deleted] Report

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not do either or do neither.

    mandy randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather not do either nor would I want to do neither

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammatically, that's correct. Culturally, however, hmmmh.... Only if you have some good stamina. ♥

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships" is also a completely acceptable sentence.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country we use house chores for housework and assignment instead of home-work I don't know maybe to be not confused with house and home.

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The woman's occupation was listed as 'homemaker.' I assume she worked in construction."

    Cami Ereth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget work-work (work brought home from work).

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note, English as a native language and those who are learning it. A house is a building. A home is where you live. So I can have a house that is empty, it is no body's home. I can live under the overpass with other homeless people (we are starting to use phrases such as the unsheltered because under the over pass is their home) and their home is under that overpass. So housework is work I am doing for my physical building. Home work is work that I take homework to my home (It could be a homeless shelter or the couch I am surfing on) to do outside the class work.

    nala simba
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is "light house keeping" versus "lighthouse keeping?"

    Aliaa Hwijah
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    House work. House is something that you can touch and feel and see and that is why its in my believe what it is; cleaning, washing...etc. home is more like .. you know something i give it up. I do not know why it means what it means , i could do my homework at a caffe then shall i call it caffework? Or in the bus then call it buswork or in a public toilet then call it ptw? Only God and the crazy ones that created it know

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    #23

    English Nonsense

    volcanichamster Report

    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is used by the people of sarcasm and one is used by regular people

    Steven Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like slim chance still has some small chance while fat chance has no chance at all...

    Terry Stickland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, "fat chance" is actually somewhat slimmer than "slim chance".

    Jemma Humphreys
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true but if someone said fat chance to me I would say it was less likely than if they said slim chance.

    LoveWinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my brain just exploded

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got two chances, Fat and slim! forgetaboutit!

    Linda Priest
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not true. Fat chance gives you a way more slim chance!

    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here, I thought sarcasm was a universal language.

    Johnny Quan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of “sit tight” and “hang loose”

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    #24

    English Nonsense

    Swibblestein Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this confused the helll out of me when I first came across it. i had to read it several times :-D Now, I think it's brilliant!!

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why there aren't double contractions; unless I've just never heard of them. "Shouldn't've" should be acceptable any time you want to say "should not have".

    Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd one drink but no more" in Maiden's Dance of Death ahs always sound odd to me.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is interesting to me as a native English speaker who knows some Farsi (where just about every word is a contraction) and Dari (where no word is ever a contraction) - two languages a lot of scholars will tell you are actually the same language, but they definitely are not.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because English is stress-based. The flow (or melody) of the sentences is the important thing in English, it's less about the strict grammatic rules.

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And what is that when two contracted words count as one???!!!

    Elizabeth Dolence
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually follows grammar rules, it’s just a bit complicated and native speakers know it by ear.

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    #25

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    invite-me-to-your-memories Report

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

    Giette Hulsbosch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say that. On some notes it does make more sense, but when you ask non-native speakers who are learning Duth, they just think of it as a language with more exceptions on grammar rules then any other language. Just think about it, many natives don't even know the correct use for the DT-rule

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    Martina Vitmanová
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I didn't get why Lisa Simpson was so proud she could spell... I was like, so you just told us the letters, duh :D I watched it with Czech dubbing. And then I started to take English lessons and suddenly I felt for the smart, SMART girl.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my shock when my grandfather told me that there was no spelling test in school when he grew up. He was Hungarian. That language is totally phonetic. Any word you hear, you just spell it how it sounds and it's correct.

    Andrea Goble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I was born in Hungary and left at age 8. That was a long time ago, but I can still read the language. It has a longer alphabet than English, but once you memorize it, you can spell and read any word.

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    pseudosapien
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what we should have? A broadcasted competition on converting imperial measurements to metric ones.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, but I don't think you'd ever have winners in that competition. It seems almost no one can do those without looking it up. Myself included.

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    Stephanie Custis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were, not was. It's conditional.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood having kids learn to spell OUT LOUD. It's a different skill than being able to spell it correctly on paper.

    Kartun Land
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indonesian language is easier too. The spelling and the pronounce is the same

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your field. French for diplomacy, german for science....

    Mark CM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also seem to have a severe punctuation problem.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not ad 'ed' here--'broadcast' is correct in all tenses. Similarly do not add 's'' to form the plural of 'aircraft' or use 'craft' to mean more than one boat. Do add the 's' when discussing arts and crafts or using craft in the third person (pretentious, though).

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    #26

    English Nonsense

    dylandipzz Report

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn’t true, it should be

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it isn't. Sometimes it happens to be short but it can just as well be as long or longer. Take Cockney rhyming slang for example. here are a few: Adam and Eve – believe. Alan Whickers – knickers. apples and pears – stairs. Artful Dodger – lodger. Ascot Races – braces. Aunt Joanna – piano. Baked Bean – Queen. Baker's Dozen – Cousin.

    Jonathon Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the point of rhyming slang to only use one of the rhyming words, as in "Take a butchers at that" meaning "Take a look at that" (from 'butchers hook'), the point being that the phrase only makes sense if you are one of the initiated group who has been taught the rhyme.

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    Julia Daxenbichler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was "Street Language"...

    Rurik Wolfe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untrue. Slang used to mean a narrow strip of land; then came to mean the merchants who sell their wares on such land ("on the slang"). Then meant the patter used by said merchants. And finally informal language

    Joshua Seaman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False: https://www.etymonline.com/word/slang

    Lion's Stare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not true. It is of uncertain origin around mid 14th century, but most closely associated with the Danish word slænge, which means to throw or sling. Or so says the Online Etymology Dictionary

    Nancy Campbell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small language. Reference My Fair Lady.

    LoveWinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy s**t my life has been a lie

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    #27

    English Nonsense

    _charlmorgan Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

    Ashley Galyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably changes based on the speaker's age...

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It implies that it was a short time ago. For me, I would think it was in the last week or two.

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...yes and no. Like from a purely literal definition standpoint yes. Culturally tho, it's more of a more than one day ago, but no more than a month ago thing.

    Dianna Siever
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this loop-hole. "My car broke down the other day and I had to take it to the mechanic", never a lie (for me). That has happened to me on a day that is not today.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the other day is 2-3 days ago

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, people say I was born yesterday, so ..........

    DuG Lipp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day is limited to recent days. Nondescript but relatively recent. Two years ago is never the other day.

    Marie-Ève Girard-Dubreuil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son will add “there was snow” to add clarity.

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    #28

    English Nonsense

    [deleted] Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if someone is drunk while on the transportation, he would be 'on the wagon' and 'off the wagon' at the same time?

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason we say we're in front of the tv and behind the computer.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in a chair or on the couch or around the house

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    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F**k you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane, I'll be down here with you folks in uniform: there seems to be less wind in here!" -George Carlin

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because busses have standing/walking spaces, cars don't.

    Lee Gordon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends how you enter the vehicle . Trains boats and buses have decks or similar where you walk "On" and take a seat a car has a personal space which requires you to manoeuvre into your seat from the outside so you get "in" your seat without walking "on" in the same way you can get "on" a passenger plane but you get "in" a fighter jet

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an alarm goes on, it's going off.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go to am airport then. They tell you to get on the plane

    ebonyruffles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The late George Carlin: please get on the plane. F**k you, I’m getting IN the plane!

    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Carlin: No I'm not going to fly on a plane, I'm going to fly in the Plane. Let Evel Knevel fly on the plane.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things have no explanation. It's just how they've come to be.

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    #29

    English Nonsense

    orangepek0e Report

    Miztre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people will pronounce it Stefan.

    jleitner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incorrectly, though (pronounced like trough? I don't think so). On the other hand "often" can be pronounced with or without the "t", either is correct and varies by region and dialect (according to the OED).

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    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter always pronounces Stephen with an "f" sound. She knows it is not correct but also knows it puts my teeth on edge. Hate when she tells me about reading a "Steffen King" book.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how Stephen is pronounced in my language. Steffen.

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    Jeremy Porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen goes to Starbucks, gives his name: "Stephen with a ph"...gets the cup Phsteven

    Monika Nagyova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have Stephen (steVen), sphere (sFere) and shepherd (shePerd)

    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce "Steven" as "Stee-vehn," and "Stephen" as either "Steh-fahn" or "Stee-fehn," depending on circumstances.

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall haphe to remember to use this.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Bernard Shaw (I think) proposed GHOTI as a spelling of FISH: gh = f as in rouGH o = i as in wOmen ti = sh as in naTIon

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    #30

    English Nonsense

    AdventurousMan Report

    George Utley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh THANK YOU... this discussion was going to make me lose sleep... and your answer...case closed!

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call it magical box where beer reside.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually because fridge is not derived from refrigerator. There's a great answer about it on Quora.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/fridge-vs-frig-spelling-short-for-refrigerator

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it used to be shortened to "frig" - I've read it in books, most memorably One Pair of Hands by Monica Dickens - and you tell me how that looks like it should be pronounced.

    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because 'frig' means 'cold' in Romanian

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    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't they Frij & Refrijerator? 😂

    Mike Goins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a shortening fo the word Frigidare, an early manufacturer of refrigerators.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say refrigerator in Spanish. "Ref-ree-herr-a-dor"

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    #31

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    emblian Report

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I NEVER.....and then it can go one with every single word to change the meaning!

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German the sentence "Jemanden umfahren" can both mean driving over someone and driving around someone

    David Hyde
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone (can't remember which country he come from). He finally snapped when being wound up and said "You lot think I know f**k nothing, but I'm telling you I know f**k all!"

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deciphering the difference is about inflection. If you are typing it out, then you're lost in translation. This is why people get so mad on the internet.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can also mean you have an understanding of poop 😉

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct you can be a confused scatologist and be very involved in other people’s lives.

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    Lion's Stare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is matter of pragmatics--the implied meaning of something. Context and tone also help convey meaning in such cases

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native speaker to friend: "I have to go take a wicked s**t." Foreigner who overheard this: "I wonder where that man is taking the malicious fecal matter?"

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never and always cannot be used if you live in the same timeline

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tonality and emphasis make it clear(er) if English happens to be one of your primary languages.

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we enunciate them differently.

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    #32

    English Nonsense

    Marimelida Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re saying the plural of human should be humani. (Just kidding)

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    Aga Nowak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the plural of all of us people should be "hummus"

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go point or why not womans and mans as plural.

    nala simba
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, why do these words have masculine endings? MAN and SON. Actually, "masculine" now looks weird! Mask you line!

    nala simba
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like humanus! I prefer taramasalata.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we only know how to pronounce the o in woman / women when we get to the a or the e ????

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    #33

    English Nonsense

    Djimmieboy Report

    Eduard Korhonen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's Zoë, but everyone forgets the importance of umlauts

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an umlaut it's a diaeresis. An umlaut over a vowel tells you to insert the letter e when the word is spoken so Müller is pronounce Mueller. A diaeresis tells you to pronounce the vowels separately so Noël is pronounced No-el and "noll".

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why some languages use umlauts.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are they pronounced the same? Not in North America.

    Danny Heijink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you know every Zoey/Zoe in the whole of North America? Because I can pretty much guarantee you that there are people with either name but with the same pronunciation

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew it wasn't - I would still call Zoey, Zoe-ee

    Elizabeth Reese
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a great aunt who's name is Zoe and it is pronounced like "Joe" (but with a Z instead of J obviously).

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both pronounced "Zo-ee" and "Zo-ee" because both names have two syllables. The "e" in "Zoe" is supposed to have a diacritical mark above it to indicate that it is pronounced separately from the "o." Like the final "a" in "Nau-sic-i-ca-a." Or the "i" in "An-a-is."

    Marcin Borowski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why we have "spolszczenia" in Polish language. We just adopt any word and make it fit our grammar rules. For instance "komputer" from word computer. Spelling is Polish, and it can be declined in our grammar system.

    Mark lockstone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For technical reasons. Leave it at that.

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    #34

    English Nonsense

    Grammarly Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. This one is cute. ♥

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one "Dangers don't Dang"

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And butchers don’t butch

    KatHat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Older usage would completely use "butch" as a verb. I've read examples where people talk about "butching the cow" or similar. So it's recent that that usage has changed.

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    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hammerers, not hammers, in order to be consistent. And I guess that Hammerers do, in fact, hammer.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ring in the ear lobe is an earring but a ring on the finger isn't a fingering!

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post, is ignoring the *correct* use / origin of each word. A "writer" refers to the job ie write. A "writer" is someone who undertakes the single action of writing. Fingers however, are a body part, not a job (like a writer). Fingers, do many individual, unique tasks (touch, poke, grasp etc) . A "grocer" is someone who undertakes the multi-tasking job of "selling grocery" (ie small portions of food; and small items for the home. As opposed to bulk buying). A "hammer" is a tool that "hammers". "Ham" is food, "hammer" is a tool ie they're totally unrelated.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that sellers sell (unless they're cellars) and singers sing.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can sellers sell cellars for cells?

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    Greg Eagel
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    6 years ago

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    #35

    English Nonsense

    MundaneRiot Report

    Chuck Thornley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me the real question is this. When you give someone food you feed them but what is it called when you give someone a drink?

    Rosella Torrecampo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're trying a) to pick them up; b) to get them drunk

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German you food your food. There's even a town called food, therefore you can food your food in food.

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like dress a dress and not shirt a shirt.

    Ashley Galyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this happens in many languages, we can be weird together

    Lukas Borghoff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany you can Essen essen and Trinken trinken 😉

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    #36

    English Nonsense

    GabbieHanna Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this seriously stresses someone out, then they've never really had much to worry about in life. There's far bigger problems on this planet then the way something is spelled.

    Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is september not the 7th month, october the 8th, november the 9th and december the 10th? Stresses me out 4 times out of12.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those names aren't even indigenous. They are names given in 1543 for King Philip II of Spain and originally only applied to the islands of Leyte and Samar. Long before, the Chinese called the islands of Palawan/Busuanga/Calamyan/Luzon/Mindora/Lingayen "Ma-i" which probably meant "Islands of the Blacks" Magellan called them during his fatal visit in 1521- Las islas de San Lázaro (St. Lazarus' Islands) and Las islas de Poniente (Islands to the West).

    Timothy Rapacon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in our native language, we spell it as Pilipinas. Pilipino as the people and Filipino as our language:))

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most native Tagalog speakers can not pronounce "f" anyway

    Mnemosyne Recaller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philippines is the country. "Las Islas Filipinas" is the original name in honor of King Philip II of Spain. Filipino may refer to a citizen or the language.

    Rosella Torrecampo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the real question being: why at least twice a month?! :)

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Gabbie Hanna, you need to take a chill pill. P.S. Who are you, anyway?

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    #37

    English Nonsense

    Unrelated96 Report

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it is already plural. Singular is thee/thou

    Katarina Kay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You is both singular AND plural

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've clearly never talked to anybody in an Italian neighbourhood in Brooklyn.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually the other way around. ""Thy" is an English word that means "your" in the second person singular. English used to have a distinction between singular and plural in the second person, such that we had the following: Singular: thou, thee, thy. Plural: ye, you, your." From: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/1083/what-does-thy-mean

    kytetiger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french or spanish, people still uses the equivalent of "thy"

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    Alec Cawley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it has no singular. Or rather, the singular thou is obsolete

    Dave Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "youse" in Scouse fits that niche

    Jeff Christensen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You" is the plural of either "thou" or "thee", but these are no longer used.

    Jennifer Prescott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In French, "Vous" can be a formal you (one person) or a plural you (group of people). English used to use "thou" for singular and "you" for a group.

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    #38

    English Nonsense

    kanoe170 Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is AWful, the other is AWEsome. Maybe here lies the difference.

    Jack Lambrecht
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful and Nice both used to mean their opposites

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because the word you're thinking of is aweful, which DOES mean full of awe. Awful is unrelated.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m really ready for people to expand their vocabulary beyond awesome, which I’ve come to refer to as The A-Word. Fabulous, fantastic, wonderful, terrific, etc.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fabulous is not allowed to be said in the south. Fantastic, Wonderful and Terrific are often used sarcastically.

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    Pseudo Puppy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both come from the word "awe". The suffixes "-some" and "-ful" mean "having the quality of X". ie "having the quality of awe", or "to be awe-ispiring". "Awe" can be inspired by something good or bad (think or the jaw-dropping response to watching a horror car accident, vs your favourite band in concert. Both inspire "awe" for different reasons). "Awful" was in existence before "awesome". Because negative emotions are stronger, "awful" was related more strongly to negative connotations. "Awesome" came about later, to more clearly distinguish / replace the positive contexts that "awful" originally related to ie it was created for more linguistic clarity. (oh the irony!)

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The words have been around hundreds and hundreds of years. While they were constructed by combining awe with -ful or -some, once they became lexical items as complete words, their meaning was able to drift like any other lexical item — the fact that each word is composed of a stem and suffix doesn't stop this. (Also, bear in mind that -some, the suffix, doesn't mean "some of X", it means "having the quality of X". Think fearsome, loathsome, cumbersome. And -ful is basically the same as -some in its meaning, with all words.)" Read more here-> https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/6802/awesome-vs-awful

    Michael Capriola Jr.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the crucifixion scene in "King of Kings" John Wayne was hired to play a Centurion and was supposed to look at Jesus on the Cross and say, "Surely he was the Son of God." He was drunk that day, and the director wanted to do another take. "Duke, put some awe into your voice. So Wayne said, "Awe, surely he was the Son of God."

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aweful use to mean full of awe

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful and awesome used to be synonyms--awful originally meant "full of awe."

    Iapetos
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's been a semantic shift. Awful originally MEANT awesome.

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    #39

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    rudy_mustang Report

    Rinpai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bolognas pronounced baloney is a meat product often used on sandwhiches.

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    Bill Leaf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone may have already pointed this out but - bologna

    Abraham Sanchez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only rhymes if you say “baloney”. If you say Bologna in Italian, it doesn’t.

    Andrew Parfitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pony doesn't rhyme in bologna in British English. When I see Bologna I see the Italian city and pronounce it like that. In the Uk, we call it Mortadella. How do you pronounce Bolognese in the US? 'below knees' ? lol

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean pronounced Shawn (from the Irish, I believe), but bean pronounced been. Sean (seen as seen) has a bean stuck in his throat, but not a bawn in sight. But don't get me started on Sian! She's not cyan, not ce-an, but she's definitely Shaan.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me started on how to pronounce Seamus.

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    Gemma Lees
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly did not know that the thing pronounced "baloney" and spelled "bologna" were the same thing until I recently watched Judge Judy with subtitles! It's not a common food in the UK and we don't really say it to mean "rubbish" either. I felt just a wee bit stupid!

    Julia Daxenbichler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, "balogna" isn't even a word. It's "bologna". And it sure as hell doesn't rhyme with "pony" because it's pronounced bo-LONN-ya, not "baloney". Pls stop butchering other languages :/

    Bill Leaf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone may have already pointed this out, but - bologna

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    #40

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Piou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

    Bean53
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to add that English is the only language in which we first chop a tree down, and then chop it up.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man's laughter and man slaughter...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One might hear a man's laughter after a manslaughter. He might then go on to become a serial killer of people who eat cereal.

    MoZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I always say: you can't have manslaughter without laughter!

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    manslaughter sounds like it came from "man's laughter"....so it's like a psychopathic killing inspired this word.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you cant have Slaughter without laughter

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Displaying the vast difference between US English and the correct British English

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The division is different Man's Laughter is the same spelling but in manslaughter, the words are man and slaughter.

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    #41

    English Nonsense

    ChrisScags Report

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

    Kip The Otter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you think it's weird how some native English speakers (such as myself) don't realize this? Like I don't remember ever being taught proper grammar. I just remember being taught to speak a couple words, and then I just picked it up from listening and asking questions. I don't remember my parents sitting me down and saying "This is proper grammar, use it." I just remember being like what's that?

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when I make bread, i bake. When I undress myself, do I nake?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoid the confusion. Just say "nude." 🙄

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    #42

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    feistiest Report

    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

    Marleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sums it up quite well (see what I did there? :D)

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was no movie called "Shrek 1". Releasing a sequel does not change the name of the first movie.

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    #43

    English Nonsense

    NotSureHowItGoes Report

    Artex Gorilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be correct this would need to be ten-one

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onety, twoty, threety, fourty, fivety, sixty, seventy, eightty, ninety, onetyty, onetyty and onety,...

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, i think it should be firsty one XD

    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same "issue" in German. You need to remember that twelve (the number after eleven, which also has it's own name) used to be a common base number... that's how we have twelve hours in the day and still talk about "dozens". Elven and twelve are just yet another relict from ye olden days.

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the reason why most languages have "special words" (out of normal order) for eleven and twelve.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused enough with what year this is. Are we in twenty nineteen or two thousand nineteen?

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to go along with the ones after them, shouldn't they be oneteen and twoteen?

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start saying onety one for 11 and twoty for 20, threety for 30.... It's just more fun

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    #44

    English Nonsense

    hopsandhorns Report

    Dave Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some german dialects, they say "three-quarters seven" for 6:45

    Tiari
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And “quarter seven“ neither means a quarter before nor a quarter after seven. I am always going nuts over this.

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    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. We just go two and a half hours in Singapore. Who uses and a half or quarter whatever. Like 8:30 would be Eight Thirty.

    Flisey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say 'one and a half hours' which, now looking at it, is really wrong

    kurisutofu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it's to shorten and that you could say "one and a half hours" if you'd like. If you omit the "one", you'd have no choice to use the other syntax.

    Maria Rohlen
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    6 years ago

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    #45

    English Nonsense

    tengolacamisanegra Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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    #46

    English Nonsense

    PMunch Report

    F. H.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

    Kalaih Zora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. In Spanish we have two different verbs for "to be" and it's a nightmare trying to explain it.

    The Dutches
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, try it this way: Yo soy rubia = I am blond (always) Yo estoy rubia = I bleached my hair (temporary blond).

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eheheh. Fellow Croatian here. *shyly raises hand* It's because we don't have articles in our language. (However, personally, as a native Italian speaker, articles were no foreign concept to me. Anyway, back on topic!) The "rule" is that "the" is used for things that are defined and "a/an" for undefined, unknown or things that are not yet introduced in the conversation. Now, there are many exceptions to this rule, which may be confusing, but once you master that rule, the rest comes naturally (with practice, of course).

    Aine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they probably do have this distinction, but it might be as a suffix, like in Icelandic... that said, I haven't looked it up

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we make this distinction by pronouns. Something that in English would be the equivalent of "this / that", but we just don't need articles most of the time.

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    #47

    English Nonsense

    AlmostABeast665 Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can find two mistakes from proof reading!

    Anthony J Cornish
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can´t, please : OUR QUEER LANGUAGE I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW OF TOUGH AND BOUGH AND COUGH AND DOUGH OTHERS MAY STUMBLE BUT NOT YOU WITH THOROUGH AND THROUGH WELL DONE ! AND NOW YOU WISH, PERHAPS TO LEARN OF LESS FAMILIAR TRAPS ? BEWARE OF HEARD, A DREADFUL WORD THAT LOOKS LIKE BEARD AND SOUNDS LIKE BIRD. AND DEAD, ITS SAID LIKE BED, NOT BEAD – FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON’T CALL IT DEED ! WATCH OUT FOR MEAT AND GREAT AND THREAT – THEY RHYME WITH SUITE AND STRAIGHT AND DEBT A MOTH IS NOT A MOTH IN MOTHER NOR BOTH IN BOTHER OR IN BROTHER AND HERE IS NOT A MATCH FOR THERE NOR DEAR AND FEAR FOR BEAR AND PEAR AND THERE’S DOSE AND ROSE AND LOSE – JUST LOOK THEM UP – AND GOOSE AND CHOOSE. AND CORK AND WORK AND CARD AND WARD AND FONT AND FRONT AND WORD AND SWORD AND DO AND GO AND THWART AND CART – COME, COME I’VE HARDLY MADE A START ! A DREADFUL LANGUAGE ? MAN ALIVE I’D MASTERED IT WHEN I WAS FIVE !

    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah. Who uses phonetic characters. I agree with Katie. My mom goes with flashcards. I meant the ae aesh thongs

    Hollie Newton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think all this time I've been saying Arkansas not Arkansaw ...

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal peeve is: Judgment has no "E" (Judge), but acknowledgement does (acknowledge). Drives me crazy because I almost always misspell it on the first try.

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judgement and judgment are two different words. One is cultural, the other is legal

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    ShareMusic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most effective and efficient way to teach reading in American English is through phonics. But that has to be followed by memorizing the spelling of words. Knowing Latin roots of words also helps tremendously. In the 19th century, just about any phonetic spelling in the United States was used because so few people went to high school or beyond.

    Tiina Wiik
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few upsides of having Finnish for your mother tongue. Our grammar is one of the most difficult in the world, but the pronounciation is so straight-forward that once you can read, you can also pronounce everything. So, say, spelling bees would be sort of hilarious here because everyone would get everything right.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for native Finns, but knowing how to read isn't going to help someone whose native language isn't Finnish. Finnish pronunciation for someone whose second language it is can be incredibly difficult if the pronunciation rules are different from their own native language. I've worked with immigrants in Finland and let me tell you, some of them can read Finnish fine but they're still struggling with the pronunciation. So don't say it's straight-forward, it's only that for native speakers

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    #48

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    SleepyLoner Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Stop! That makes my brain thinks more about the I and E or E and I. Why do you have to do this!? =-D

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    Peko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works better if you use the whole rule of thumb rather than half of it.

    Orillion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken the "I before E, except after C" rule has almost as many exceptions as it has applications.

    Avriel Schwartz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem to forget the second half of the rule: I before C, except after E, unless sounding an A as in neighbor and weigh.

    Bamboozled Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before E except after C? Hmm. wEIrd.