Wow had to read it a couple times

If the plural of goose is geese, should the plural of moose be meese?

Ho meowner

I will one up you. Every E in Mercedes is pronounced differently.

I didn't kill your dog. I DIDN'T kill your dog. I didn't KILL your dog. I didn't kill YOUR dog. I didn't kill your DOG.

English is considered one of the easier languages to learn - it gets much more complicated out there people

Try reading this out quickly..

Both are rarely heard outside America except from people who think Americanisms are trendy.

Welsh for potato :D

And I read it the other way around in the second comment.

I would like to see a firefall and a waterfly

English has more than five vowels but only five letters to display them.

I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THIS CORRECTLY AND UNDERSTAND IT

The pronunciation. I simply had to say it out loud.

when ask to use ones own words. I go; "emjuju wata wata majojo" because those are my own words.

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.

Homonyms exist in every language.

Easy. As an English/American native speaker go for german words like "Streichholzschachtel".

Also, if a person from Poland is a Pole, then shouldn't a person from Holland be a Hole?

The "if" throws me. "You all would have" all contract in previously accepted ways. Same with "I would have". I have never seen "if" contracted into anything before. It would have been recognisable as Y'all'd've if I'd've. (Because I'd also like to point out that the apostrophe around I'd was in the wrong place)

You forgot about Red so sorry!

I'm so glad "bae" hasn't stuck. Absolutely hated it.

Ya'll ever read Beowulf? that was written in "English" and its a f****n mess.

Just in case there's someone who doesn't know, what he actually said was "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," as I recall. By the way, when was the last time Gone With the Wind was on TV?

I'm actually shocked I was able to understand that.

It's not a language, its last text talk

Hahaha 🤣 🤣🤣

Pre 1850's, common people didn't learn to read and write English, it was only for the elite, as they had the money to educate their children.

English is absolutely an extremely complicated and confusing language.

I tried to read it backwards for some reason

Try reading Chaucer. Shakespeare is a little easier but... just ouch.

Awww my all time favourite line from a movie. I sit watching this movie for 4hrs just to hear this line lol! But I do love the movie even though it does make me uncomfortable while watching it.

"Frankly, my dear..."

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Everyone knows evolution is starting to stink!

"Sean" is Irish and the others are English versions.

Pony Bologna only rhymes if you pronounce Bologna incorrectly

You can take a s**t and not give a s**t....

I don't know about anyone else, bt seeing "nineth" makes me want to say it as nin-eth with two syllables. Maybe that is why ninth eventually beat nineth, for a time both versions were correct.

Burn baby burn!

Huh...TIL that intimate was also a verb. Thank you random sentences.

Kowtow is technically not an English word, its an anglicized version of a Chinese words.