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The customer is always right. Whether they forgot to ask for their pizza with no tomatoes until it arrived at their table or they swear they had a coupon for soup in their basket but now it’s nowhere to be found. One of the unfortunate aspects of working in any customer service job is dealing with customers who seem to have left their common sense at home. From asking stupid questions to making illogical demands, every retail or service industry employee has a treasure trove of stories about customers who should have taken a moment to think before they spoke.

Last week, Westernunion2k tweeted, “Customers will say [stuff] like ‘Uhh it's asking me to remove my card?’” and sparked a conversation where many other employees shared moments from their jobs where customers made them want to facepalm. Below, you can read some of the conversation, and then let us know in the comments what the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard a customer or client say was. Then if you’re interested in reading another similar Bored Panda piece, we’ve got the perfect story mocking even more customers right here.

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Obviously, the customer is not always right, but for some reason, particularly in the United States, that is the understanding that all customers and employees have in the service industry. Workers are expected to bend over backwards for their patrons, while the customers expect to be treated like royalty. While it’s not completely clear where this old motto originated, various American retail pioneers like Marshall Field, Harry Gordon Selfridge and John Wanamaker have all been credited for popularizing the idea. Although, it was not a purely American mindset, as the Swiss hotelier Cesar Ritz, founder of Ritz Carlton hotels, had a similar slogan in the 1890s of “Le client n'a jamais tort”, or “the customer is never wrong”.

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Fitz_N_Fartz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Working in retail taught me how many adults can't read', there, amended it for you......

Jo pay me more
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes! Also the ones that ask for a product we don't stock, have never stocked and never will stock, but still insist that they bought it here last week. No, Madam, you didn't, you really didn't.!

Ovata Acronicta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"These mattress toppers are on sale, the sign says-" Let's go look at the sign. Ah, yes, the sign says "*These* mattress toppers are on sale" with logos of the brands in question. "But the sign says-" Yeah, it says the brand you didn't grab. "BUT THE SIGN SAYS-" repeat ad nauseam

Kate Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. Not only refuse to read but also take out their anger that they didn't read it properly the first time. Then they realize it's their fault and instead of apologizing like an adult tries to find other ways it's your fault.

Tilly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sign on door say cash only debit credit card machine not working. Come to pay by card tell them cash only get mad say well you should put a sign up then. I proceed to point to the door where there is a huge sign on each door.

Cin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few times we've had issues with our card machines, we put signage up. Cue a huge number of voids on the tills by customers who ignored the signs and the verbal statement by the staff.

Penny Lost
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work in retail & there was once a woman who brought back a pair of shorts she had purchased a few days prior. Her reasoning for the return? "They've shrunk, like, twice the size!" OK, the shorts were 100% cotton, with a BIG label that said in BIG letters: "COLD WASH ONLY!" Her response? "What, am I supposed to, like, read the instructions?! Are you kidding me??" Considering the fact that the label also had very clear pictures of what not/to do, she would've failed to understand cave paintings as well.

Martin Forbes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my workplace, we have a Pay and Collect service where the customer buys online then picks up in store, they get an email confirmation to say that it has arrived and that they have 28 days maximum to collect. All they have to do is follow the instructions on what to do when in store as it's 'Contactless" now. We had a customer who literally printed out the "Collect In Store"" button on a piece of A4 sized paper and handed it over to a colleague, who then had to show them what to do on their phone to collect it. this happens on a regular basis, and we get insulted for working for that particular company !!

James G. Currie
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Refuse? The correct word is can't... They graduated. That means that reading is no longer required, so they have conveniently forgotten how. -- EDIT: Apparently at least one person doesn't have to deal with members of the General Public... I see at least a handful a day that in 20 years will proudly announce they have not read a single thing since they graduated!

Sada Singrajphak
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in retail too & the amount of times adults “can’t read” the signs just baffles me. Like for example, if we have a promotion of buy 2 get 1 free..they will read “buy 1 get 1 free” 🤦‍♀️

Colin Matthews
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen-I used to sell Retail Finance on things. At least 90% of people wouldn't read anything on the contracts. I eventually made all my staff force customers to initial each page as well as sign on the agreement area. Made my life soooo much easier when any complaints would come in 2-3 years later. "Sir/Ma'am, Is this your initials? Is this your signature?"

Julie Rod
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, we have 3-4 signs in our entryway at work reminding people to wear a mask. They still walk in and say "Do I need a mask?" And in most case it's not that they refuse to wear one, they just missed all the signs.

AspieGirl88
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m kinda on the fence about this one. I have a sister & at least 1 niece/3 nephews who have ranged from mild to severe dyslexia, all of whom don’t read so well as others, so I can empathise over their struggles. Being the total opposite, an avid bookworm; I strongly believe that if a person is able to read without difficulty, they should at least attempt to read stuff that interests them, as it paves the way to a healthier mind. Also, now that everything is digital, I feel there’s no reason good enough as to why those who are able should avoid reading altogether; especially if they want to build their education & careers for the better. 😅📚🤷‍♀️

P. Mozzani
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's judgmental to state that people "reuse to read." "According to the U.S. Department of Education, 54% of U.S. adults 16-74 years old - about 130 million people - lack proficiency in literacy, reading below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level. That’s a shocking number for several reasons, and its dollars and cents implications are enormous because literacy is correlated with several important outcomes such as personal income, employment levels, health, and overall economic growth." I am a retired teacher and cannot tell you how many children are "promoted" to a higher grade level when they do not have basic reading skills ("thanks" to No Child Left Behind.) Those children become adults who still lack those basic skills. Let's stop judging and deciding that "we" know best.

DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I can't read while I'm also trying to see things" - Jon 2, IT Crowd. It was about subtitles but still relevant. Lol

Judy Meade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work in retail many years ago....in the 80s/90s....some customers were worse than others. However, now that I'm "old" and not too computer saavy and forgetful etc etc....you will be there too someday, if you're lucky....I am a lot slower, physically and mentally. Please have patience with your older customers....it might be their eyesight is bad or their medication is off or they are tired and confused....have some patience and be kind.

Leigh Waters
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens to me on a daily basis and I lose count of how many eye rolls I achieve. Due to the company I work for the pricing labels read £1.5, £2.5 etc and the amount of customers that say the label said One Pound and Five Pence. When did grasping basic maths become so difficult? Point five of a whole is half not one twentieth.

Tree P
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in retail for 30 years and I can tell you customers just ignore the signs. They only remember them when something doesn't ring up right because they didn't read it.

Yu Pan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Working at an university teaches me the same thing too.

Farid Red
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are not paid to read, they pay for someone else to read for them. because they are tax payer. LOL

Janet Graham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, but most retail stores have so many signs it is hard to know which ones need to be read and which ones are just brain junk.

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Other countries have their own versions of this saying as well, as Blake Morgan pointed out in her Forbes piece “A Global View Of 'The Customer Is Always Right'”. In Spanish, the phrase is “el cliente siempre tiene la razón”, while “il cliente ha sempre ragione” is the Italian equivalent. These both translate to “the customer always has a reason”, so employees are tasked with understanding the customer’s reasoning and accommodating them accordingly. The German phrase takes it one step further by saying “der Kunde ist König” or the customer is king. In Japan, customers are even referred to as gods. These ideas run deep in many societies, as Blake pointed out that even in 1905, a publication from Sears, Robuck and Co. in the United States said, “Every one of their thousands of employees are instructed to satisfy the customer regardless of whether the customer is right or wrong.” 

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Customers are not immune to saying stupid things, in fact they might be prone to doing it, but employees are often told to treat them like they are. One reason for this is to ensure customer satisfaction and loyalty. I once worked a customer service job where the highest priority was to just make sure a customer never left upset. Offer them a gift card or free service, apologize profusely, but just don’t let them leave thinking they will never come back. This is not always the best tactic, however, because as Kathy Dalpes at Zendesk points out, “Your employees are your customers as well.” 

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“Some critics of the idea that ‘the customer is always right’ contend that it amounts to putting customers above employees or the business itself, but there doesn’t have to be a tradeoff here,” Kathy explains. “If you treat your employees as well as your customers, and empower them with the technology, processes and creative enablement to deliver truly frictionless experiences, your customers will become advocates for your business.”   

It is a delicate balance for business owners to satisfy their patrons without alienating their employees. But Kathy explains that in this modern day, accommodating customers is more about providing a frictionless experience than about believing every silly little thing a customer says.

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To provide the smoothest experience possible for customers, Kathy notes that businesses must make themselves available. Whether that means running active social media accounts, having specialists available to chat with customers on the website, or having phone lines open 24/7, being responsive means a lot to customers. Zendesk reports that they’ve seen a massive rise in “customer support tickets on social messaging channels” since the beginning of the pandemic, with over a 100% increase just on WhatsApp. Knowing that they can have their problems solved quickly and without any difficulties makes customers feel taken care of, and it encourages them to trust the company. They will be more likely to return in the future, and they’ll even spread the message to friends and family. 

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Understanding who your customer base is can also be important. Customer loyalty is a huge focus for many companies today, and with the technology we have at our fingertips, there is no reason for a business to not understand customer trends. According to the Zendesk Customer Experience Trends Report, “71% of customers expect companies to collaborate and share data internally, so they don’t have to repeat themselves.” A customer may not always remember the name of the stylist who cut their hair 3 months ago, but they trust that the receptionist will be able to look it up for them. And you might not remember the last time you bought a pair of jeans, but your favorite retail store can probably tell you once you provide them with your phone number. The more information you have for a customer, the less likely they are to ask stupid questions, and the more likely they are to feel comfortable in your business. 

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The customer does not always have to be treated like they are right, but it does not hurt to make them feel welcomed. Being conversational can also go a long way in making customers feel comfortable, and if an employee provides clear explanations and descriptions of products, the customer might not need to ask as many questions. Making a large purchase like a car or a new appliance can be nerve-racking, which might be part of the reason nervous customers say dumb things, but when an employee makes an effort to engage them in conversation, their fears may dissipate. “With the right tools, your employees— remember they’re customers too! — should be able to deliver true conversational experiences across all your customer touchpoints,” says Kathy Dalpes. “When both sides know each other the experience becomes more engaging, more natural, and ultimately, more successful.”

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Now, aside from the dumb questions about when to remove their cards from the chip readers or how much something costs when the price is clearly on the product, there are certainly times where a customer is not only ignorant, but blatantly wrong. If they ask for water at a restaurant for the “second time” when you know it’s the first time, sure, they can be right. But if they are outright rude or bigoted, those customers are not worth keeping in the first place. According to the Pareto Principle, or the 80/20 rule, 20% of customers usually account for 80% of total profits. When you encounter a nightmare customer who is making employees, or other customers, uncomfortable, chances are, your business can afford to lose them. If catering to them is more effort than it’s worth, just hold the door open for them and hope they never come back. 

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As we all know, it is impossible to please everyone. In one of my previous customer service jobs, within the same day, I would hear excited compliments and heated complaints about the music that was playing in the salon. Everyone has their own preferences, and that is okay. As Kumar Arora wrote in Forbes, “Using ‘the customer is always right’ in your daily business practices works under the assumption that you can satisfy every customer 24/7. This is a fool’s errand. Even the largest and most successful brands know this to be impossible, and so should you. People are unique. We all have different tastes in fashion, food, cars, homes, etc., and if you attempt to satisfy every customer's needs, your business will quickly fail.”

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As much fun as it is to mock dumb things customers have said, it is also a reminder to not be that customer. Employees and patrons are just trying to get through the day, whether they are running an errand or working a job they are less than passionate about to provide for their family, so they both appreciate it when the other makes their life easier. Workers, try to have patience with customers who might be a little bit slow to understand things like card readers, and customers, just take a moment to think before you speak. Or you might end up being roasted on Twitter.

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