Time to start using the stairs . . .

Don’t you mean spilt Red Bull?

Let's have six men stand here and look at it. Yeah, that's good.

Me and you baby ain't nothing but mammals

It isn't. I'ts the parent's behaviour that's reprehensible.

15 plants is impressive

Need a person for scale.

Too pretty to eat!

Didnt you feel the breeze? ha ha

Wow, that's insensitive.

Ok, no muffins for you then

Hopefully they had a good sense of humor about it.

What was that school made of, tin foil?

Well, now we know that boss didn't get that position due to intelligence.

Let the whole office staff call in sick and just say it's food poisoning from spoiled food stored in the unplugged refrigerator.

Actually, it costs more. This is because the fridge has to run the compressor longer to get the fridge back down to the right temperature before the thermostat kicks in and turns it off.

Arab! I think this is passive-aggressive behaviour. Boss is using 'energy saving' as an excuse.

HOW OLD IS THIS REFRIGERATOR????

I would pull the plug on that job and would tell him why.

2 things power mizers don't understand... 1) it takes more power to turn something back on than to leave it running 2) the power you think you save you are spending in being hated.

Like the boss (I don't know where, probably more than one) who removed lightbulbs from random offices where people were working. If they couldn't see to work, they couldn't get their job done, so obviously didn't save the company money at all.

Your boss is an idiot

Must be a man. I know, because I am one. I'll see myself out...

Pretty common when you work with young children.

Why you little sh**s, and big ones too judging by the parents’ indifference.

That is a very depressing work space.

I would consider having a rule that large orders carry an agreement that there must be a cancellation fee, and that past a certain amount of time, they still have to pay full price.

Cleanup needed in aisle 3!

And a lesson was well learned.

As the British would say: aluminium

Just…. What…. How?

Oh dear. I hope OP is doing better, this is just tragic.

I miss my brain, wait no I don't, I don't have a brain to miss it with.....

🤢some people are beyond disgusting

My dad once slipped in the attic and put his leg through the ceiling below. Unfortunately for him the ceiling had custom wallpaper on it. It was an expensive slip.

… parking brake …

That's a major fire hazard!

What is that?

Were they fired?

Nah, just get a run-up

Maybe the delivery people are consuming what they're delivering

'It's a rotisserie! Does that answer your question?'

I see you getting a new knife or coworker.

In Chi you NEVER leave anything visible in your car if parked outside. Not even a trash bag, cuz the street rats and little thugs will break in just to check. Source: Mom's entire family from Oak Park, been visiting Chi for 64 years.

In the USA, the place of business actually does not have to accept payment in coins, as there's a government statute that more than a certain amount of coins is unduly burdensome.

I would get a lunch box container with a lock on it.

Has that ice fallen from a nearby roof?

At least the chair is comfy

Mosquito-bite on the eye-lid? Had that ones. Terrible urge to scratch it after every blink, but I know it will get worse from that, but now I can't stop blinking!!!!

That’s the correct amount of shoes for this situation.

That's soooo cheap. Do employers hate their employees or something?

I had to deal with this at work. Same radio station, same lame songs everyday. If I go to hell this will be my punishment

Work, I'm allergic too.... No problem, selfie isolate with ice cream and netflix... You'll soon be feeling better..

This seems to happen a lot.