Time to start using the stairs . . .

Don’t you mean spilt Red Bull?

Let's have six men stand here and look at it. Yeah, that's good.

Me and you baby ain't nothing but mammals

It isn't. I'ts the parent's behaviour that's reprehensible.

15 plants is impressive

Need a person for scale.

Too pretty to eat!

Didnt you feel the breeze? ha ha

Wow, that's insensitive.

Ok, no muffins for you then

Hopefully they had a good sense of humor about it.

What was that school made of, tin foil?

Well, now we know that boss didn't get that position due to intelligence.

Pretty common when you work with young children.

Why you little sh**s, and big ones too judging by the parents’ indifference.

That is a very depressing work space.

I would consider having a rule that large orders carry an agreement that there must be a cancellation fee, and that past a certain amount of time, they still have to pay full price.

Cleanup needed in aisle 3!

And a lesson was well learned.

As the British would say: aluminium

Just…. What…. How?

Oh dear. I hope OP is doing better, this is just tragic.

I miss my brain, wait no I don't, I don't have a brain to miss it with.....

🤢some people are beyond disgusting

My dad once slipped in the attic and put his leg through the ceiling below. Unfortunately for him the ceiling had custom wallpaper on it. It was an expensive slip.

… parking brake …

More likely the tide came in, and they hadn't thought about that.

This reminds me of various news stories about people when GPS systems in cars were first being used and you'd read about someone driving into a river or something!... It's like, omg 😄 How do you not notice that you're driving straight into a river???

or an order for a dolphin.

We are getting our items from China one way or the other.

Nah, that's just me driving into the ocean whenever someone tells me they don't know what a rotary phone is.

City of Angels, automotive version.

brake broke

That's a major fire hazard!

What is that?

Were they fired?

Nah, just get a run-up

Maybe the delivery people are consuming what they're delivering

'It's a rotisserie! Does that answer your question?'

I see you getting a new knife or coworker.

In Chi you NEVER leave anything visible in your car if parked outside. Not even a trash bag, cuz the street rats and little thugs will break in just to check. Source: Mom's entire family from Oak Park, been visiting Chi for 64 years.

In the USA, the place of business actually does not have to accept payment in coins, as there's a government statute that more than a certain amount of coins is unduly burdensome.

I would get a lunch box container with a lock on it.

Has that ice fallen from a nearby roof?

At least the chair is comfy

Mosquito-bite on the eye-lid? Had that ones. Terrible urge to scratch it after every blink, but I know it will get worse from that, but now I can't stop blinking!!!!

That’s the correct amount of shoes for this situation.

That's soooo cheap. Do employers hate their employees or something?

I had to deal with this at work. Same radio station, same lame songs everyday. If I go to hell this will be my punishment

Work, I'm allergic too.... No problem, selfie isolate with ice cream and netflix... You'll soon be feeling better..

This seems to happen a lot.

That's a boomer. No, bomber. No, bummer.