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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#1

“I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

“I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

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columbokateUK
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the most logical thing I've ever heard an American say 👏

Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This country not being what it is today would be a good thing.

LesAnimaux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone should watch the movie 'Wind River'. So many crimes committed on a reservation aren't even looked into by officials.

Ella Greenman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am Cherokee and I HATE when people are like well at least on the rez they learned manners ammiright? I get that more then I should

D V
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This country would not be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken" We KNOW.

Kittygirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah we are pretty much jerks. (Lol not all of us)

Gay Llama
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My teacher had a great analogy to Christopher Columbus "discovering" America when Native Americans already lived there. She took a kid's pencil and said she discovered it.

Ashley Coe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

90%? fake news. Please educate yourself. Small Pox wiped out most of the North, and South American populations, over 90%+. If that hadn't happened, we would be looking at a vastly different history. The Spanish, for instance, would never have been able to conquer South America. There would be major cities of people in North America. There wasn't.

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I have always wondered why Native Americans are in such a bad way. Why don't they go to school past elementary? Why don't they finish school? Move to the suburbs. Get a job. You know. Someone please tell me why... for real.

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Actually, while definitely evil, the early actions *might* have made a significant difference to world history. For example, would the US have enough industrial capacity to supply the fight against Hitler if they hadn't committed genocide? Like I said, definitely evil, but impactful on later events.

Steve
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That doesn't mean the US shouldn't try to make up for those actions now though...

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Truth Monster
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Extermination implies intent. Most Native American deaths, barring those from South America, were from transmissible disease, which was not well understood at that time.

person (i think)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We knew enough about diseases to know how to purposefully spread some diseases. There were specific campaigns to infect Native Americans with diseases we knew they were especially susceptible to, ex: small pox. That is well documented. There were debates about whether we had killed enough of them yet or if w/ should keep f*****g with them and sending them diseased items to kill off some more. :(

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#2

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

#3

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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#6

Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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#8

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

#9

Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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#28

Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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#29

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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#30

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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Gemma
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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#39

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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#40

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#50

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

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#51

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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#52

Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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#53

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

China : banknotes and gunpowder. England : steam machines and modern plumbing. France : cameras and vaccines. Arabs : mathematics and astronomy. Germany : cars and printers... And don't get me started about culture, architecture, and arts.

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#54

Rank: Military Spouse

Rank: Military Spouse

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#55

“We Invented The Car”

“We Invented The Car”

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#58

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

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#59

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminder : kneeling during anthem is legal, while using US flag as clothing is illegal

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#60

"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are far more people using taxi services like they're EMS (not by choice).

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#61

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your changes of becoming a billionaire are higher when education is free.

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#63

Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure they think the queen wears a black armor and rides her horse in the streets of London, beheading whatever filthy illiterate peasant does not bow down enough.

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#64

"I Will Not Comply"

"I Will Not Comply"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By this logic, refusing to wear a mask will eventually lead to full nudity.

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#66

Futuristic Technology

Futuristic Technology

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#67

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

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#68

You're A Third World Country For A Reason

You're A Third World Country For A Reason

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#69

Forks Are Uniquely American

Forks Are Uniquely American

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They use Britsticks, which are sticks made of metal that have three or four pointies at one end. For soup, they use souptools, which were invented by Oxford don, Reverend William Archibald Spooner. Every male in England is legally required to have "Archibald" in their name at least once.

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#70

"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, remember a tragedy which happened 20 years ago in another continent.

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#71

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

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#72

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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#74

If Churchill Was A "Racist"

If Churchill Was A "Racist"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would, because it is true. Obviously, it does not mean we should tear their statues down, rename their towns and erase them from history, it does not make their contribution to the american history any less important, but they are not perfect gods and we should be able to mention those facts.

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#75

"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

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Allan Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they make the legs different lengths in Europe because the sidewalks are so uneven.

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#76

"My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

"My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief

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#77

"You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

"You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"

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Allan Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Canada we carve phones out of wood and pretend to use them to impress our friends.

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#78

Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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#79

Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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#80

My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump

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