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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#2

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

#3

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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#6

Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

Pridemonth

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#8

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

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#9

Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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#28

Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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#29

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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#30

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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Gemma
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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#39

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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#40

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real heros are those who do not boast but simply help others...in whichever position.

Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a homeless shelter night manager, I fall into the category of front-line workers. We joke about being heroes. We want combat pay.

Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, they've "helped" DESTROYED so many countries... Thank you for your service...

Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So "police and firemen" are heroes although they are not in the US military (because other countries do not have soldiers, obviously) ? Why ? Because they save lives ? Well, healthcare workers too, so... You are an idiot who cannot even agree with themselves.

Indra Servo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think those weirdos think you can't be a "heroes" if you didn't kill your "enemies"

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Giulia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...i'm sorry what does pushing buttons have to do with healthcare workers??? i'm legit confused

M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this person assumes that if you aren't manually healing someone with your hands that you must simply be pushing buttons. The stupidity is mind-boggling. Also, they're out of red ink.

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop referring to the military as heros. Submarine sandwiches are the real heros.

Robert T
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who risks their own life to save others is a hero. No ifs, no buts.

Bernd Herbert
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The peice of paper is wrong on so many levels. There are statements basically from "opposite world". In reality for example any idiot CANNOT study to become a health care worker. But, any idiot can join the military

Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely have an aunt who posts this crap and chain letters about jesus on her facebook.

Mimi777
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like my MIL. Lol She got called out for it once and she claimed she was hacked and quit posting as much.

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J. F.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any idiot can fire a rifle, and given how many reports of friendly fire come from the US forces... Not wanting to put soldiers down, but certain people either weren't in the Army or they had no other choice given their lack of education

Samuel Gallegos
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever wrote that can f**k themselves with a stick. obviously, healthcare workers are F*****G HEROES

Kim Irving
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, the real pandemic is the amount of stupid in this world.....

Frank Ropen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren't lots of military jobs pushing buttons? Like push a button to fire a rocket.

Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real heroes are the people who didn't have any options left in life, they had to enlist in the army for them to have any sort of job

Julie C Rose
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop spreading the rona* and then your healthcare workers won’t have to be such heroes anymore. *You know this person’s a covidiot.

Glittery Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor healthcare workers. And teachers. They deserve so much better. The military is important too, but without nurses and doctors and teachers there won’t be a country to defend.

Sabrina Lim
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope whoever write this don't need to go to hospital since they don't think healthcare workers are heroes,

Jill Bussey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And any idiot can be taught to march and fire a gun. After all, the US has more gun deaths than any other country in the world. See previous posts.

Tabby_Sohee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Any idiot can study and push buttons” no... I think you, my dear idiot, would try and pull a button instead

RoseTheMad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

any idiot can wear camo and hold a gun whilst demanding discounts on literally everything, too...

KrabbyGramps666
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we make all Americans take a test to see who is a bigot. Then put them in the worlds biggest catapult and launch them to a different planet

Baby Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but just the bigots right? leave the rest of us here so we can try to fix this society :( although america might be too far gone

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Sarah Simons
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I almost want to instinctively downvote this because of how stupid it is.

Bill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you are a first responder in the military? Does that make you a double hero?

Lex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddad served in Vietnam, and he told me himself that he wasn't a hero.

Carrie Roettger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so my family has a very long history with the US all the way back to the colonies and militias. In my closest family I've had 4 uncles, my dad, a brother, a nephew, my husband AND my son serve and none of them want to hear "thank you for your service a thousand times a day. They felt a duty to serve and did. My mom was a nurse for 35 years. To me they are ALL heroes. Heroism is not limited to one group of people and our fr9ntl9ne workers and the essential workers are most definitely heroes and not just dir9mg the pandemic but every single day

Thomas Turnbull
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s the medical hero’s that fix the injured so without these hero’s the US army would be stuffed.

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, national heroes. Now go for medical care when you get a stroke, a heart attack, or Covid , and repeat that statement.

Luuta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any idiot can save lives and push buttons, but it takes a military person to kill everyone on the planet...at the push of a button.

Vicki Perizzolo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the idiots need to leave or drop in a hole......and stop being American for god's sake...you're an embarrassment to the rest of us.

Glen Stanley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disagree! I’m a vet from the U N police action in Koran Police Action and many of their health workers are above and beyond,, what takes to:be 0ne

Stannous Flouride
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only about 15% of those who serve in the military of any country are actual combat troops.

DC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who ever wrote this may very well benefit from a lobotomy regarding their intelligence. Any idiot can punch a hole behind your eye and stir your brain, but only a true hero is who is less stupid afterwards!

somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the first one that's really made me want to put my fist through the screen

Alexis Draskinis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the people i know who joined either couldnt pay for college & felt like they had no other choice OR were kids whose parents forced them to join "to lean to behave" type s**t. If we didnt offer scholarships & make the possibility of dying seem "awesome" we'd barely have a military...

Dave S
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Healthcare workers no heroes? How will you get better when you are very sick or who will help you with your broken bones? If the healthcare workers aren't heroes, it's nobody. Also in the military they have healthcare workers

CatWoman312
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully the idiot who wrote this never has to go to the hospital for anything

Naomi Cline
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know about you but I don’t want an idiot taking care of me in the hospital.

Sasha Kuleshov
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah, the one who kills people for profit is definitely a Hero ._.

Paul Budhram
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heroes are people who put others first. So, this means ANYONE. Possibly your parents, Friends, strangers, anyone.

KamiKhan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because 99% of being a healthcare worker is pushing buttons.

Cath Homer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There can be two sorts, surely? Hasn't this idiot heard of Baskin-Robbins?

WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frontline heroes.... because America wasn't far off of being invaded by Afghanistan, Syria, Somalia and Libya.

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#50

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

"USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''

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#51

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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#52

Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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#53

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

"Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

China : banknotes and gunpowder. England : steam machines and modern plumbing. France : cameras and vaccines. Arabs : mathematics and astronomy. Germany : cars and printers... And don't get me started about culture, architecture, and arts.

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#54

Rank: Military Spouse

Rank: Military Spouse

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#55

“We Invented The Car”

“We Invented The Car”

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#58

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

"Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"

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#59

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

“Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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Indra Servo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminder : kneeling during anthem is legal, while using US flag as clothing is illegal

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#60

"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

"Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are far more people using taxi services like they're EMS (not by choice).

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#61

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

"Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."

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René Kok
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your changes of becoming a billionaire are higher when education is free.

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#63

Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure they think the queen wears a black armor and rides her horse in the streets of London, beheading whatever filthy illiterate peasant does not bow down enough.

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#64

"I Will Not Comply"

"I Will Not Comply"

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Something
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By this logic, refusing to wear a mask will eventually lead to full nudity.

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#66

Futuristic Technology

Futuristic Technology

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#67

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

"Europeans Don't Have Culture"

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#68

You're A Third World Country For A Reason

You're A Third World Country For A Reason

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#69

Forks Are Uniquely American

Forks Are Uniquely American

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They use Britsticks, which are sticks made of metal that have three or four pointies at one end. For soup, they use souptools, which were invented by Oxford don, Reverend William Archibald Spooner. Every male in England is legally required to have "Archibald" in their name at least once.

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#70

"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

"I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, remember a tragedy which happened 20 years ago in another continent.

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#71

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

"Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"

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#72

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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#74

If Churchill Was A "Racist"

If Churchill Was A "Racist"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would, because it is true. Obviously, it does not mean we should tear their statues down, rename their towns and erase them from history, it does not make their contribution to the american history any less important, but they are not perfect gods and we should be able to mention those facts.

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#75

"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

"If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "

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Allan Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they make the legs different lengths in Europe because the sidewalks are so uneven.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Canada we carve phones out of wood and pretend to use them to impress our friends.

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