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30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I subscribe to a hedgehog rehab charity

wazbang , Pixabay Report

Final score:

152points

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TBS 5 months ago

This doesn't seem embarrassing to me, just kind.

119points

Cold_Hamster_1041 , Max Vakhtbovycn Report

We contacted Jotazepp, and the Redditor was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

"I got the idea for the post when I was watching some crime content (I don't remember the exact case, but this applies to many of them) where a significant other discovers the body of their loved one," Jotazepp told Bored Panda.

"So I thought, 'My bathroom is so filthy, what if I die and someone encounters this mess? How embarrassing!'"

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I'm female, and a male ex of mine loves dressing up in women's clothes, especially lacy underwear, silky nighties etc. He was really scared he was going to die and his family would find all this stuff. So he keeps it in an old suitcase of mine with my name, flight tags and address on it. So it looks like I've left it at his house. I personally think they'll still be surprised as I don't wear anything fancy (just jeans, black t shirts, etc), but it keeps him happy.

Final score:

140points

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JJ 5 months ago

That's kinda nice and kinda sad. Kinda nice because OP is fine with that and still wants ex to be happy, sad because OP's ex cannot/doesn't feel safe to open up on front of his family.

109points

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today That I write romance books under a pen name and they sell LOL.

WestGotIt1967 Report

Final score:

139points

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GEA 5 months ago

Nicely done

59points

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today To do lists from when I've been depressed with stuff like "take a shower" and "go outside" and mostly not crossed off.

go_eat_worms , Suzy Hazelwood Report

Final score:

137points

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Janette Jones 5 months ago

This is NOT embarrassing at all. Good for you.

97points

After getting familiar with the discussion, Jotazepp said, "A lot of people seem to be afraid of someone finding their kinky stuff (taste in pornography, sex toys, etc). Also, a recurring answer with which I agree was 'My search history.'"

Personally, the Redditor isn't fond of the emotion. "I think embarrassment is a negative feeling because it makes me feel uncomfortable."

And it's understandable. Who wouldn't prefer all of our social interactions to proceed smoothly? We don't want to offend our colleagues or look like oafs to our crushes.

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I still play with G.I. Joe’s and ninja turtles in the bathtub and I’m 42 years old.

MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr , ragnarxx Report

Final score:

137points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

You're bathing with a real American hero and have someone to order you pizza. What's embarrassing about that?

71points

How much I’m lacking money on my bank account… And how terrible I’ve considered myself all my life 😂

Oh and… my darkest habit maybe, I always hated injustice. So sometimes I’m tracking crazy people that are seeking for children on the internet

Making them lose their time, go to false rendez-vous, and scare them so they actually aren’t meeting anyone, except their darkes fear 🤭.

lBlaze42 Report

Final score:

128points

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Lyoness 5 months ago (edited)

Probably shouldn't upvote a vigilante but it's hard to judge someone who messes with pedos. Edit for spelling.

88points

EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 5 months ago

I'm definitely up voting them. Those freaks should be named shamed and have their bollix nailed to a plank!

18points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago

I don't think vigilantism is a problem when it's just to waste the "victim's" time or make them worry they're being caught. When you introduce violence, that's when there's a problem.

5points

BigCityLady 5 months ago

Oh hell no! I am certainly upvoting this person as there are TOO many pedophiles, which has been medically proven that these predators have no chance of recovery!! They have and will always be a DANGER to children around the world!! Hell, I would be willing to financially support him/her!!

0points

censorshipsucks 5 months ago

Totally support anti-pedo vigilantism.

10points

María Hermida 5 months ago

I don't know what country you live in, but in some countries there are NGOs that help track these pieces of s**t in collaboration with the police. Perhaps you could join one and help them catch those perverts and send to jail where they can't harm anyone.

6points

AnnaRachelle 5 months ago

I know I will probably be downvoted for this but,Good on you! Keep up the good work

5points

Nonna_SoF 5 months ago

I feel like police departments should setup volunteer auxiliaries and provide training to catch these guys and actually have the charges stick.

3points

KatSaidWhat 5 months ago

While in my mind this is admirable, I would be careful "honeytrapping" a predator.

1point

Ewelina Rydzewska 5 months ago

Awesome😎

1point

Regina Holt 5 months ago

hmmm, I can see the benefit of keeping creeps busy, taking time away from the evil that they do.

0points

Steve Hall 5 months ago

That might backfire on you, it may make you look like a pedo.

0points

N. 5 months ago

In theory it's nice that they track pedos. In reality, it's dangerous and stupid. You're not trained, and it's not illegal to meet up for rendezvous with an adult role playing as a child. In America you're innocent until proven guilty and these vigilantes are just playing cops for their own amusement and not actually accomplishing anything from a legal standpoint. You busted a guy... Doing what? Chatting with a consenting adult online? Leave this one to the pros.

0points

Angela C 5 months ago

Maybe so but they're still wasting these perverts' time, and while a pedo is chatting with OP they aren't chatting with an actual child

1point

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today The hello kitty tattoo on my butt... I'm a guy

Delightfulboi , infpkarolinka Report

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126points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

I see hello kitty, I upvote.

45points

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today My 71-year-old single, never married aunt passed away last month. Upon her death, we discovered she was a hoarder. Her house was so cluttered with stuff that there was barely a narrow pathway to walk anywhere inside it.

Had this been discovered while she was alive, it would've been extremely embarrassing for her.

More information: My aunt wouldn't allow anyone in the family in her home during her last 10 years. Her home wasn't always like that. She wasn't found dead in her home. She was taken to the hospital when her sister (my Mom) hadn't heard from her for four days which hadn't happened before. My Mom called the police to check on her and that's when she was found on the floor of her bedroom unable to move and unable to reach her cellphone. Once in the hospital, she refused to allow anyone to retrieve her cellphone from her house. Out of respect for her privacy, no one retrieved it until she passed.

My aunt was loved by everyone who knew her. She was a kind, thoughtful, and generous person. Her secret once exposed did not diminish our love for her one bit.

thx1138guy , bayfarm Report

Final score:

121points

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Blue Morpho Butterfly 5 months ago

this is sad 😢

54points

PrettyGoodOldBaby , Los Muertos Crew Report

#10

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I smoke weed. I’m an old lady now. I’ve smoked for 52 years.

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104points

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Debbie 5 months ago

Weed smell is hard to cover up... I think your relatives know.

63points

Strange-Principle-60 , Vlada Karpovich Report

#11

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I'm kind of known as a geeky academic person in my family and friends. However I write romance stories on one of the online platforms with fake name and have a good following.

They all will be surprised.

Final score:

97points

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JJ 5 months ago

I can relate. But my husband knows and he is permitted to publish that stuff on Amazon, if I die.

21points

#12

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I'm a heterosexual female. My search history would not indicate that.

helicopterdong , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

93points

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BoredPossum 5 months ago

Maybe homo-hetero isn't that clearly separated but a diffuse gradient.

12points

#13

For years, I've cultivated an idea for a business. It's a joke idea, but my friends and I have had so many funny conversations about it that it suddenly feels like a legit idea.

The business: "Skeletons in Your Closet". You wear a Fitbit-like device, and when you die, I get an alert. I rush to your house and erase all evidence of anything that would embarrass you. By the time your family gets there, your secrets will be safe!

I got this idea when a couple we hang out with jokingly asked me to dispose of their sex toys if they were to die unexpectedly.

SpanishLearnerUSA Report

Final score:

86points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

I wonder if this is the same friend mentioned above...

62points

#14

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today That I've been conducting a covert mission to document and rate every public restroom I've ever visited, complete with cleanliness scores and ambiance evaluations.

LunaaCakez , Tim Mossholder Report

Final score:

83points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

Let me know when the report will be released - I want a copy.

68points

#15

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today Honestly nothing. I’m that boring. In the autopsy they’d see I have hemorrhoids but besides that not much else.

mte87 , Brett Sayles Report

Final score:

82points

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linda harbin 5 months ago

I TOTALLY relate.

38points

#16

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today We have some *ahem* interesting proclivities in the bedroom, so we already have a pact with each other to get rid of the evidence if one of us goes first. We have a friend who promised to take care of it if we go at the same time.

Carrots-1975 , Yan Krukau Report

Final score:

81points

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Rinoboyrich 5 months ago

There should be a service or program that upon your death, it deletes your browser history (and maybe even replaces it with a “respectable” false history)!

45points

#17

To quote Seinfeld…

**JERRY:** Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

**GEORGE:** No I can't. I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?

FiK-SiR Report

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74points

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MyNameIsNotAPortent 5 months ago

Bucket list level 9000

11points

#18

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today Diary-entry-like random notes where I’m venting about certain people / situations. Writing has always been a helpful way for me to process more intense/confusing emotions, but I do worry that if I suddenly die those notes will be found and people who I genuinely cared about in life may then think that this one random journal entry represented “the real way” I actually secretly thought about them in totality. When really it was just a moment and not representative of my whole relationship with them.

LaughingOwl4 , Ketut Subiyanto Report

Final score:

73points

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StrangeOne 5 months ago

Best thing to do, burn the notes. No one will ever know and you can keep writing.

46points

#19

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I think I’m scared of anybody reading my diary. For my family (husband, kids, parents) , friends and coworkers I’m a smily and active person. But in reality I’m ALWAYS afraid of life, full of depressive thoughts, constantly fighting to not let my anxiety get the control of my mind knowing most of my life anxiety will win. If someone read what I write they will know that I was actually acting to be a good person when actually I’m a psychiatric case with no solution.

No_No_ahMY , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

73points

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Linda Riebel 5 months ago

Yes, there's a solution! Find a therapist you click with and put down some of your burden. Good luck.

51points

#20

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today If you’re reading this worried about someone finding something out- I had a friend who died accidentally from choking himself while pleasuring himself. In an effort to press upon people it wasn’t intentional and in her grief- his mom didn’t care who she told. Nobody else cared either. That’s not what we bring up about him. We’re all just sad he’s gone. Please be careful if that’s your thing, you guys.

littlebluebird555 , Eli Solitas Report

Final score:

69points

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Learner Panda 5 months ago

Don't do it by yourself. Stay safe, pandas, whatever your choices.

28points

#21

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today If I had died a year ago or so, people would find like 400 photos I took of someone I like doing an online video presentation... I just thought they looked lovely and inspiring and wanted to draw them later, so I needed some references. (The presentation was long and the person did a lot of interesting poses and expressions, so I took many photos.) But if someone found the photos without the context, they'd probably think I'm a crazy stalker.

anon , Christina Morillo Report

Final score:

69points

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StrangeOne 5 months ago

Oh man, lol, artist problems 101.

55points

#22

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today If they root around my room they're gonna find an entire collection of onesie pajamas, including a Charmander suit, strategically hidden away.

anon , nephanator Report

Final score:

63points

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Cindy Hoskey 5 months ago

Why hide them? Wear them with pride!

53points

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#23

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today My messy house.

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59points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

Universal.

49points

31divorceddads , cottonbro studio Report

#24

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I have a sketchbook that I draw sexual stuff in and they are all drawings of me.

Final score:

58points

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StrangeOne 5 months ago

Omg. I'll admit I used to do that when I was a teen. Then my mom went a snooping in my room and found them. I got in a lot of s**t and she and her new husband argued or discussed it behind my back. I was mortified. Instead of talking to me, or slowly putting the drawing books away and let it be, I was made to feel disgusting and perverted.

65points

#25

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I told all my friends that if I die before them they should turn my memorial service into a total roast. Be merciless, I told them…..someone’s getting embarrassed. Just not me.

anon , Rhodi Lopez Report

Final score:

54points

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Daniel Marsh 5 months ago

Know what was the first comedy roast? A guy by the name of St. Lawrence. He's the guy who put the Holy Grail in Spain, where it always has been all this time. Would you believe he's the patron saint of stand-up comics? He's not even Canadian!... although that big river is named after him. The Romans got tired of being a smart a*s, so they roasted him alive. His last words were "turn me over, I'm done on this side." It's true!

24points

#26

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I have a list of secrets that my sister is in charge of. She is supposed to open it at my funeral and spill all the beans. I'm talking every dark secret between everyone that includes me. I'm hoping everyone leaves happy I'm dead. And the simple fact she still speaks to me is more than enough proof, I know she hasn't opened it yet.

ThatsANiceSauce , Pavel Danilyuk Report

Final score:

41points

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StrangeOne 5 months ago

That is something to be embarrassed about. Imagine having issues with family members and putting the burden on your sibling to read out all the gossip about everyone in front of everyone, alone, at the worst possible time, your funeral. Might as well just get it all out or stop contacting the family if they're that bad.

76points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#27

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today My web history of fanfics I have been reading

Geekwalker374 , Liza Summer Report

Final score:

41points

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Annik Perrot 5 months ago

The steamy fanfics I once wrote...

29points

#28

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I am a boring accountant. In my dresser I have one drawer filled with weed gummies. In my underwear drawer I have 2 pair of panties from girls I dated and a set of handcuffs.

vpkumswalla , DANIEL BLAJ Report

Final score:

39points

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Tucker Cahooter 5 months ago

You still sound more exciting than me

23points

MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr , Alexander F Ungerer Report

#29

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I’ve got an old Playboy magazine under my bed that shows boobs.

Final score:

36points

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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 5 months ago

How awful. You need to be arrested 🙂

32points

#30

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today The lack of funds currently in my bank account lol.

anon , Pixabay Report

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32points

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GEA 5 months ago

No surprise to anyone who knows me.

12points

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30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today My tattered underwear.

medical-girly , Fahad Waseem Report

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22points

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PattyK 5 months ago

Used to work in an emergency room. Your mother was right — always wear clean underwear that’s inreasonably good condition.

20points

#32

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today I'm dead, I don't care that they find a full deepfreezer in the cellar.

SuperJefe1965 , Pixabay Report

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21points

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Jill Rhodry 5 months ago

Ah, but what - or is it who - is in the deepfreeze?

22points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#33

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today That my Spotify will show..... that I listen to.... ugh. The black eyed peas.

noir_cherry , Garley Gibson Report

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20points

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TeenieMeanie 5 months ago

Don’t let anyone be the 80s to your disco. Embrace what makes you happy.

20points

#34

That I choose to be single for 12 years to show my loyalty for a certain lady who straight out says "I don't want you".

No_Night_7823 Report

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20points

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Lyoness 5 months ago

That's so sad. Please move on and find someone who can love you back.

45points

#35

When I die the people around me had better have the decency to not look through my laptop/phone or they're going to find my fanfiction page and all the weird s**t I have bookmarked on it. I'd better pray there's no afterlife or ghost life because I might just die of embarrassment a second time.

LevelAd5898 Report

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19points

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Rinoboyrich 5 months ago

My bookmarks: Handkerchief twirling, failed boat launches, squirrels that look like Hitler, ferrets being ninjas, cats wearing corsets, frogs that drive trucks…

26points

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#36

30 People Confess What Depressing, Funny, And Embarrassing Secrets Would Come Out If They Died Today They're gonna find a lot of clothes from the opposite gender.

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18points

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Nichole Harris 5 months ago

Why folks trip on this?? Like REALLY? If your bits are covered then I don't care who wears what!!!

25points

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#37

How boring and non embarrassing my life is 🤣.

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18points

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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 5 months ago

Nothing as nice as contentment.

10points

#38

I watched, and enjoyed, all 20 seasons of Grey's Anatomy .

knuck_figures_ Report

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16points

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Daniel Marsh 5 months ago (edited)

I'm trying not to judge anyone here. So far, it's been pretty easy, until now. You SICKO!!! Hehehe.

25points

#39

I've got computer backups that span 1996-current day. When I die, someone is going to probably grab my rig and start looking through the files. Embarrassing teenaged poetry, dark relationship secrets, my entire photo collection, every text-based argument I've had via mobile phone and email... it's just an immense treasure trove of humiliation, really.

I really need to set up some kind of self destruct device on my computer, so it can go out Mission: Impossible style.

anda3rd Report

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14points

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StrangeOne 5 months ago

I can honestly say, no one's going to look that deep into all that.

19points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

#40

They would find the gold flatware I have, hidden under my bed and cash in.

HumbleAd1317 Report

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14points

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Manana Man 5 months ago

Are you wearing a fitbit? I'll be right over.

31points

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#41

NOTES APP.

yxmir- Report

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13points

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Jay 5 months ago

Er this is a lifesaver 😂 not embarrassing

11points

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StumblingThroughLife 5 months ago (edited)

This year, since I'm getting to be an olld bird, I've been decluttering my house. As time goes on, things that I held onto that weren't sentimental or any use to anyone, has been thrown out or taken to charity shops. I also spent two days deeply scratching all optical disk copies of files, etc, that are no longer looked at, but some with personal/bank/PW, etc files, and have formatted old HDDs that had content "I may need one day" lol. Also clothes I know will NEVER fit me again 😂 Must admit, I feel quite proud of the clutter I'd cleared.

18points

Salty_Sasquatch 5 months ago

And so you should be!

5points

Jack Burton 5 months ago

Looks like pretty regular stuff...

13points

Dumb teenager 5 months ago

You’d be nuts to post anything else publicly without being anonymous

2points

Jessica SpeLangm 5 months ago

I think most of these people didn't understand the assignment. Most of these things aren't embarrassing. They are a little depressing, but not embarrassing. To the person asking his/her sister to keep a whole bunch of family secrets.....get them out and stop making your sister do all your dirty work when you're dead. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want that burden.

10points

StumblingThroughLife 5 months ago (edited)

I hope she reads it just before the funeral and throws it away when thinking how upset she herself had been on reading it, and refuses to upset everyone else..

5points

TeenieMeanie 5 months ago

Honestly…how often I look up onions as a general topic is a might worrisome. Please don’t judge too harshly.

5points

TheNewJenBrady 5 months ago

I Google cuttlefish at least once a week and have for years now lol. I just find cuttlefish fascinating. So no judgement from me. Go enjoy your onion searches lol

6points

Magenta Blu 5 months ago

I'm so hopelessly alone that when I die no one will look for anything. If I don't die outside my house, I will become another sad story about that old lady no one noted was death 10 years ago.

4points

censorshipsucks 5 months ago

Please get help? Sounds like you have agoraphobia, which is actually fear of crowds/busy places, not specifically empty places/going out.

0points

Fora Biljana 5 months ago

People always think of me as a bit "eccentric" It's going to be embarrassing when they realise how normal I actually am.

2points

FABULOUS1 5 months ago

My wife will find out that I left my life insurance to my children. Someone will find the Christmas and birthday gifts I bought and hid but could never find again.

1point

Richard Graham 5 months ago (edited)

We own rental property. One of my tenants died unexpectantly; a woman in her early 30s. She was diabetic. One of her dresser drawers (the large bottom drawer) was full to the top with candy. The house was a total mess; we had to pay to have most of her junk hauled away. However, scattered about the house everywhere was change; probably several hundred dollars worth. We kept it all.

1point

Bec 5 months ago

I was just telling MIL to get rid the books in her mother's house as they don't have much value - no, she has to go through each one because she's found $100 bills stashed away in books and boxes

2points

Jess Smith 5 months ago

Despite (thus far) never having been s*xually assaulted my stories are absolutely full of it, starting from when I was ten or eleven and I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'm kind of worried that if I die suddenly people will think I *was* and that's what I'm writing about but it would be weird to add a note saying 'obviously this stuff never happened'.

1point

Sky Render 5 months ago

My wife and I often state that we don't talk about my 20s. Nothing illegal, but a lot of stuff that I definitely regret nonetheless. Quite a lot of what I did back then was thankfully never recorded, but fragments of it remain somewhere on my computer. They're in for a shock if it's ever uncovered.

1point

censorshipsucks 5 months ago

People will read my diaries and discover that (a) I think about s3x waaaaay too often for someone who claims to be aro/ace or basically borderline that. (b) I have done some awful stuff that I am profoundly ashamed of (mostly being mean), and I cannot forgive myself ever.

1point

Dumb teenager 5 months ago

If being mean is the worst you’ve done so far then you’re doing great.

0points

Kristal 5 months ago

Lol I'm not embarrassed by anything I have. Would people be surprised? Maybe. But I'm such an open book those closest to me already know about what they would find when I pass. I suppose I'm lucky to not have to hide myself for fear of consequences. I'd be most worried about my cat being taken care of.

1point

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 5 months ago

If I die, someone please delete my search history and burn my extremely cringe diaries, which I couldn’t be bothered to burn by myself.

1point

Hey! 5 months ago

Whatever they find after I die, people knowing me will not be surprised. I'm the one that people think "what is she up to now?". LOL.

0points

Helen Bennett 5 months ago

Meh, mostly pretty regular. What about setting up a fake "interesting life" for people to find in your home after you die?

0points

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StumblingThroughLife 5 months ago (edited)

18points

Salty_Sasquatch 5 months ago

And so you should be!

5points

Jack Burton 5 months ago

Looks like pretty regular stuff...

13points

Dumb teenager 5 months ago

You’d be nuts to post anything else publicly without being anonymous

2points

Jessica SpeLangm 5 months ago

10points

StumblingThroughLife 5 months ago (edited)

I hope she reads it just before the funeral and throws it away when thinking how upset she herself had been on reading it, and refuses to upset everyone else..

5points

TeenieMeanie 5 months ago

Honestly…how often I look up onions as a general topic is a might worrisome. Please don’t judge too harshly.

5points

TheNewJenBrady 5 months ago

I Google cuttlefish at least once a week and have for years now lol. I just find cuttlefish fascinating. So no judgement from me. Go enjoy your onion searches lol

6points

Magenta Blu 5 months ago

I'm so hopelessly alone that when I die no one will look for anything. If I don't die outside my house, I will become another sad story about that old lady no one noted was death 10 years ago.

4points

censorshipsucks 5 months ago

Please get help? Sounds like you have agoraphobia, which is actually fear of crowds/busy places, not specifically empty places/going out.

0points

Fora Biljana 5 months ago

People always think of me as a bit "eccentric" It's going to be embarrassing when they realise how normal I actually am.

2points

FABULOUS1 5 months ago

My wife will find out that I left my life insurance to my children. Someone will find the Christmas and birthday gifts I bought and hid but could never find again.

1point

Richard Graham 5 months ago (edited)

1point

Bec 5 months ago

I was just telling MIL to get rid the books in her mother's house as they don't have much value - no, she has to go through each one because she's found $100 bills stashed away in books and boxes

2points

Jess Smith 5 months ago

1point

Sky Render 5 months ago

1point

censorshipsucks 5 months ago

1point

Dumb teenager 5 months ago

If being mean is the worst you’ve done so far then you’re doing great.

0points