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“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did I had just gone to the bathroom after a big pork chop dinner at a nice restaurant. The stench was heavy on the air, but there was nothing I could do about it. The pork chops had cleared out the pipes.

As I came out of the stall, a father and his young son came in and the kid shouts, “Holy cow! What the hell died in here? It stinks!”

Then he makes eye contact with me in the mirror as I’m washing my hands, points, and goes “Was that YOU? Yuck!!!”

I’m not easily embarrassed, and I laughed, but I have to admit, this kid had nailed me to the wall, and I *was* a little embarrassed. His dad seemed to notice that, and goes, without missing a beat, “Yeah, well Josh. When you take a c**p it doesn’t exactly smell like flowers either.“

Wherever that guy is, I salute you. Dads of the world unite.

Final score:

181points

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kitten levels tokyo 12 months ago

The perfect ending would be the dad making his son use the stall that had just been turd-nuked.

53points

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My 3 year old was singing about dinosaurs loudly at the grocery store and I told her I loved her singing, but asked her to please use her inside voice. She randomly came out with "Im sorry mommy! Please dont lock me in the closet!" And a whole bunch of people turned to look at me. I've never once locked her in a closet! Theres no room in our closet even if I wanted to!

Lost_n_spaced , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

175points

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kazuha 12 months ago

HAHAHA

53points

wyowow , Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston Report

To gain more insight on this topic, we reached out to mom, author and founder of the popular parenting website Lemon Lime Adventures, Dayna Abraham. Dayna was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda, jokingly noting that it might be easier to count how often her kids don't embarrass her, rather than how often they do.

"I remember when my oldest (now 18) was three, we were in Bed Bath & Beyond, and he didn't know what something was," Dayna shared. "So at the top of this lungs he shouted, 'What the f*ck!' Because earlier in the week when I heard him say this when he stepped in water, I had said, 'Oh, I think you mean: What's this? What's happened?'"

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did We were at my daughters choir performance, sitting dead center in the front row. Right before the performance starts, as the entire room is dead silent and the choir director is lifting her arms, my seven year old rips the LOUDEST fart. Without missing a beat, he yells “Mom! Why did you fart?”.

I wanted to melt into the gym floor. All I could do was stare forward with my cheeks on fire.

Final score:

147points

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Alvia Vseobecna 12 months ago

😂😂😂

46points

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did When my daughter was 2, we went on a long flight. At one point, a flight attendant was near, and my daughter looked up and said, "Piece of a*s!" The flight attendant gave me (father) the worst look! Like, I think she assumed that my daughter was repeating something that she had heard me say.

What I knew, however, was that my daughter had a bit of a funny accent when pronouncing certain words, and I explained to the flight attendant, "She would like a piece of *ice*. Ice."

I don't think she believed me, but she put some ice in a cup and handed it to my daughter who happily looked at it and said, "A*s! A*s!" At that, the flight attendant stated laughing and forgave me.

dave_hitz , Rahul Singh Report

Final score:

146points

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Bogdan Chelariu 12 months ago

I bet the father winked at the daughter after the flight attendant left, but doesn't want to admit i! :))

27points

One time I was in a changing room at a women’s clothing store with my then-two-year-old, trying on a new top. It was the type of fitting room with a curtain across the entrance that you just pull closed when you’re inside.

Well, my toddler apparently got bored with watching me try on clothes, so he ripped open the curtain and ran off at top speed into the (fairly busy) store.

I did not have time to think - he has always been super active and he could really move when the mood struck him, so my reflexes were to get to him and grab him as quickly as possible.

So, half-naked wearing just my bra (which was not by any means a nice bra), pale and flabby because it was the winter months, I ran after him out of the changing room and across the store, loudly shouting his name (which caused all the shoppers in the immediate vicinity to turn and look).

He was actually halfway out the door and into the shopping centre by the time I was able to catch him, and then I had to scuttle awkwardly back to the fitting rooms, bright red, embarrassed to within an inch of my life.

Obviously, he thought - and still thinks to this day when I tell him this story - it was hilarious.

KaisaTheLibrarian Report

Final score:

146points

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Mrs Irish Mom 12 months ago

It is hilarious but the poor mom, i would die

65points

OneAcanthocephala999 , Katerina Holmes Report

"While these moments are funny to look back on, there have been many moments raising an autistic child that I have felt embarrassed in public for not so funny things," Dayna added. "For example, one time my child was melting down in the parking lot of Starbucks and screaming at me while cars just drove by and stared."

But she gives kids the benefit of the doubt, noting that they're probably not intentionally embarrassing their parents. "Instead, I think that parents have expectations, and society has placed so many expectations on [us] that parents take their children's behaviors personally," Dayna explained. "Children (especially young children) aren't self aware and aren't aware of social 'normalcies' yet, so what they think is normal can be very embarrassing or humiliating for parents."

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did Recently we were walking into the store right before a snowstorm, and naturally there were people hoarding cases of water into their car like it was about to be the apocalypse. My son (8, and loves math) looked at them as we were walking by and was LOUDLY asking why they needed so much water. I laughed it off, but this kid did the math of how many bottles were in each pack and how many cases they loaded into their car and was like “what are they going to do with 210 bottles of water at one time? they really couldn’t leave any for other people?”

He’s not wrong but shut up 😂

Final score:

128points

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BluEyedSeoulite 12 months ago

My daughter has one volume level: loud. And we talk a lot about being safe and making bad decisions. "Mom! That kid isn't being safe. He's STUPID!" is said relatively often 😅

54points

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did We were in the pet food aisle of a grocery store and talking about how our dog was very old when he died and how our cat was quite old and we weren’t sure how much longer he would have to live.

This older woman was sharing the aisle with us and my 4yo son turns to point at her and says “so this lady…” and I had to scoop him up very quickly before he could finish his sentence.

huggle-snuggle , 100 files Report

Final score:

114points

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Rohit Remesh 12 months ago

close call

43points

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did We were standing in line to get on a plane and my oldest (who was 3 at the time) pointed to the man directly behind us who had a very large stomach and said very loudly "he is having a baby!"

Luckily he was such a good sport and was so kind. But I had to explain a couple things to her after that haha

LaTeeter , Janko Ferlic Report

Final score:

113points

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kazuha 12 months ago

Oh my god

32points

We were also curious if Dayna believes her kids will always find ways to embarrass her. "I definitely think that there are always opportunities for kids to embarrass their parents. And as they hit teen and young adult years, they find it more fun to poke fun at their parents," she told Bored Panda. "If parents and kids create a strong bond, the joking and silliness can be a fun source of connection as their relationship grows."

#10

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did I'm currently 38 weeks pregnant and my 6 year old told a cashier:

"My mom looks fat when she's naked, but when she's wearing clothes she looks pregnant"

This was literally out of nowhere and unprompted.
She's not wrong, so I just thanked her for sharing.

alabibecia , Matilda Wormwood Report

Final score:

112points

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C W 12 months ago

She's not wrong, so I just thanked her for sharing.

55points

GlitteryFireUnicorn , mostafa meraji Report

#11

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My 4 year old daughter saw someone wearing a full niqab at a playground and said out loud “is she a ninja? It’s not even halloween?” I was so embarrassed

Final score:

107points

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Bogdan Chelariu 12 months ago

This one almost made me burst into laughter!!! I'm in the office, with my manager next to me...

38points

#12

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did In the grocery store this weekend, my son yelled "why is that lady screaming at her baby?!" in a very loud, very shocked tone. It was embarrassing for everyone around but maybe now that lady won't be screaming at her toddler in public anymore.

ZebraZombies101 , Keira Burton Report

Final score:

106points

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Nice Beast Ludo 12 months ago

Good for him.

61points

chlorinegasattack , Alexander Grey Report

Dayna also says it's important for parents to take embarrassment with laughter when it comes to light-hearted mistakes. "If there are extremely challenging behaviors that are embarrassing, I want parents to know this doesn't mean your child is 'bad' or you are failing as a parent," the expert shared.

"Allow yourself to remove the judgement from others and focus on the relationship between you and your child," Dayna continued. "You can learn more about how to release the pressure of onlookers in my book, Calm the Chaos: A Failproof Roadmap to Parenting Even the Most Challenging Kids."

#13

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did A little person walked by us in the store qnd my son shouted "daddy that lady is so tiny. Daddy I love her she is so tiny."

Lol God damn it.

Final score:

104points

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jennifer_34 12 months ago

The answer is “People come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Isn’t that wonderful?!”

57points

#14

This happened to a friend. She was shopping with her toddler and needed to use the bathroom. She had her period so the toddler must have noticed her pad. In the supermarket later the toddler announced loudly to the cashier, “My Mum has a Band-Aid in her undies!”.

extrachimp Report

Final score:

100points

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The Doom Song 12 months ago

Once again I spat vodka out thru my nose.

42points

#15

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My son would ask random men if they were his daddy. I am married to his father!!! He knows exactly who his dad is!

BlumeKraft , Anete Lusina Report

Final score:

95points

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ADDee 12 months ago

Checking his options!

39points

#16

I was walking my 2 year old with the stroller and an elderly man was walking toward us. He had a white beard. A large belly. And happened to be wearing a bright red shirt.

Can you guess what happened next?

2 year old, yelling at the top or his lungs and frantically pointing at the man:

- SANTA CLAUS! Mommy look that's Santa Claus! Look mommy, look there he is!

We're still some distance away from this poor man, so I think there's a chance he didn't hear us and I cross to the other side of the street to avoid him hearing us. I try to calm the kid down but he's too excited to even hear me.

2 year old yells louder:
- Mommy, that's Santa Claus!!! PRESEEEEENTS! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS!?!

We were on the other side of the street but I'm pretty sure he heard and he definitely saw my kid pointing at him and jumping up and down in his stroller. He did not seem to find it cute though.

Although, to be fair, you can't look like Santa and dress like Santa and not expect toddlers to lose their s**t lol.

bigmamma0 Report

Final score:

95points

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Bec 12 months ago

Maybe he was Santa, you don't know for sure

47points

#17

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did We were at Target and my son was about 3 at time and he grabbed tampons off the shelf and said “here’s the things you put up your butt, mom!”

jordiculous , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

91points

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kazuha 12 months ago

"Thanks honey"

40points

#18

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did Dad here. We were at the grocery store and saw this monster of a man, definitely a bodybuilder - he was like 6’3” 250 pounds of muscle. We pass him in an aisle and my boy (3 or 4 at the time) says to him “my dad can beat you up”. I look at the giant man and he just smirks (in a non threatening way). We go about our business as usual (no; I didn’t correct my son, I let him think I was Superman as long as he wanted too)

gOldMcDonald , Marcus Chan Report

Final score:

91points

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kitten levels tokyo 12 months ago

Dad later slipped his kid a $5 bill.

30points

#19

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My daughter mooned the grocery store while I was putting our stuff on the counter to be scanned. I have no idea how long she had her pants down, but I heard laughing and turned and there she was, butt hanging out.

lisette729 , Kamaji Ogino Report

Final score:

91points

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Geoffrey Scott 12 months ago

We were in Albertson's and my 2--3 yr old daughter stops, pulls down her pants. "I just pooted, thought I pooped" Deli ladies glowered at me like I taught her that.

25points

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#20

Not my kid, but my brother. It was Christmas Eve mass and he was about 3 or 4. Brother snuck out of his seat, laid down on the priest's feet, and loudly sobbed "We go home now?!". I have never seen my mom so red. The priest just laughed it off and said that was his cue to stop talking.

Jazzlike-Honey-9157 Report

Final score:

88points

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Bryn 12 months ago

When I was younger, it wasn't me but another younger child in my parents church started crying and the parents were getting dirty looks from some of the old biddies. Well the pastor at the time noticed and say, "let the child cry it means the church family is growing and that's a good thing"

51points

DryLengthiness5574 , Tim Mossholder Report

#21

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did Took my daughter, I think she was three at the time, into the public restroom with me. She loudly started asking why I have hair on my butt…

Final score:

87points

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irissii (she/them) 12 months ago

this one doesn't finish the full comment- it ends with "it wasn't my butt".

41points

Happy_Camper45 , William Fortunato Report

#22

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did After my daughter was potty trained, she liked the freedom of not having a diaper. One day, our daycare teacher called to see when I was coming to pick up my daughter because she was going to stay past her shift to talk to me about something. Naturally, I worried until I arrived at daycare.

Earlier in the day, my sweet cherub had grabbed herself (Michael Jackson style) and said, 'I have a ‘gina' then pointed directly to her teacher’s crotch and said, 'And you do too.' She then went around informing the other teachers that they too had 'a ‘gina.' Everyone had a good laugh that day. I was embarrassed but just shrugged and said, 'Well, she’s not wrong.'

Final score:

84points

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kazuha 12 months ago

"michael jackson style" 😭 🤚🏻

34points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#23

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did An older woman wearing a big, black, cloak-looking jacket with a visible wart on her nose said hi to my daughter at the grocery store when she was almost 3. Daughter glared at her and immediately yelled "go away you're a witch!"

She used to be obsessed with Snow White and honestly this lady did kinda look like the witch in that movie lol. As soon as I saw her I knew what my daughter would be thinking I was just praying she wouldn't say it. The lady was actually pretty nice about it but I was so embarrassed lol.

CuppyBees , Samuli Jokinen Report

Final score:

80points

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Kat-Renee Kittel 12 months ago (edited)

I wonder if the mom had told the lady that she looked like an actress in Snow White, she may have taken that as a compliment. And made her feel better.

30points

#24

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did We were in a health and beauty shop. Not too many customers and talking about our holidays as we were shopping for sun tan lotion when my 5 year old pipes up with, ‘remember when you closed the pool at the hotel because you pooped in the pool’ a lady turned and started giggling. I was mortified.
The truth - someone did poop in the pool and the pool had to be shut for the day to clean it but I didn’t do it, see it or have anything to do with it. I didn’t even enter the pool that day 🙈

greenbox_36 , Gustavo Fring Report

Final score:

78points

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Bobby 12 months ago

I had a really bad stomach bug a few years ago and didn't make it to the bathroom. My daughter only has the ability to remember this in crowded situations, at which point she will ask "daddy remember that time you pooped your pants?"

33points

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#25

When we met with our realtor for the first time, my 5 year old was sitting on top of a large plastic storage bin while we talked. This kid has clearly been feral during COVID and has not been around anyone but family. In the middle of our visit, the kid let out an impressively lengthy fart that was made even louder by the plastic he was sitting on. Thank goodness the realtor just laughed and high fived him. We are socializing him more now 😊

tajodo42 Report

Final score:

77points

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CatLady 12 months ago

My kind of kid.

13points

#26

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My daughter asks every bald man if he is her daddy, even if we are with her daddy.

sunflowercupcakee , Max Fischer Report

Final score:

77points

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Libstak 12 months ago (edited)

She may have that condition where you can't recognise faces

42points

53Thatswhatshesaid53 , Karolina Grabowska Report

#27

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did My son went through a very long phase of trying to put his finger in belly buttons when he was a toddler. If he was near me, he was reaching for my belly button. So annoying. Anyway, kiddo was 2 1/2 or so and I was really sick and had no one to watch my son, so I took him to urgent care with me. There was a very large man in a very small t-shirt, that prominently showed of his massive black hole of a belly button. I didn't notice the man or his belly button at first, but kiddo sure did. I'm signing into the doctor, and kiddo is struggling to be put down. I put him down and he makes a bee line for this guy with his little finger pointing at the object of his obsession. Kiddo get's to this guy, pulls the t-shirt up, and plunges is whole tiny fist into this massive, hairy belly button. The guy was super nice about it. Wasn't even offended when I took kiddo to the rest room to wash his hand really well. Then the three of us spent an eternity in that waiting room. Kiddo was angry he couldn't fondle the strangers button, the guy was not comfortable at all about any of it, and I just wanted to sink into the floor.

Final score:

74points

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Nurichwersonst 12 months ago

Yeah and when they're teens, they call you "cringe"... 🥲

41points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#28

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did Toddler threw wine bottles out of the shopping cart (2 of them, both red, shattered everywhere) and said screamed “no more wine Mommy”.

bacchuslife , Alejandro Robles Duque Report

Final score:

69points

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Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 12 months ago

This is why I don't want a kid😅

34points

#29

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did I was in the bathroom at the zoo with my then 3 year old and she stuck her head under the side of the stall and yelled "I peeking!" at the person in the stall next to us.

pangolinzero , Ketut Subiyanto Report

Final score:

66points

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IDK_Something 12 months ago

Taking toddlers to public bathrooms is usually a fun game of "How Can I Die From Embarrasment Today?". 😅

35points

huggle-snuggle , Pokuri Clicks Photography Report

#30

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did When my son was about 1.5, he pointed at a woman’s generous cleavage with a confused face and asked her “bum”?

It was more funny than embarrassing but it was my first realization that kids have zero filter.

Final score:

63points

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Mrs. EW 12 months ago

My son, at around 3, gestured to a woman’s breasts (fully clothed in a form fitting shirt) and said, “Oooh, my mom has those too!”

31points

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#31

My son told the nurse we are homeless and live under a bench. We're not. We've never been.

He overheard me telling my sister that I wanted to move and didn't care if we moved to a bridge 🤣.

Kids!

Final score:

62points

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Nice Beast Ludo 12 months ago

One time my daughter said "mommy I wish we lived in the car cause then we would share a room and I would be with you ALLL the time" it was really sweet but be careful what you wish for, my love. I did live in the car during my pregnancy so the thought terrified me. Now she is 10 and barely wants me in her room.

25points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#32

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did In 2020 when I had to bring my 2yo daughter to the store with me, she would see everyone with a mask on and start fake coughing loudly. She associated masks with doctors and being sick I guess. It was cringe worthy and I had to rush out of the store because I couldn’t get her to stop. Everyone would give us nasty looks. The store finally offered pick up orders so we avoided the store for a long time 😅

crochetmama1 , kian zhang Report

Final score:

61points

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Nice Beast Ludo 12 months ago

My kid really did get sick at the checkout during covid. She started throwing up, so I shoved a bag from the register under her head. Everyone treated us like it was the plague except for one dad who was sympathetic and said "God it's hell when they get sick like that." like what was I supposed to do, snobby mothers? Pick her up and charge out of the store as she threw up all over the ground? Have some compassion. This story just reminded me of that since it was during covid. She was fine just too much excitement from a birthday party and not a lot of sleep from excitement the night before. Used to happen a lot

26points

Worried_Trifle8985 , cottonbro studio Report

#33

“I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me”: 35 Hilariously Embarrassing Things Kids Did At a funeral and 3/4 of the way through the priest is saying something about going home, and in this huge church comes a high pitched voice " He died?" It brought the service to a halt, you couldn't help but laugh.

Final score:

57points

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MartiBob 12 months ago

My daughter as they were wheeling grandma's casket down the aisle- "Can we go eat now?" LOL!

21points

#34

After going to the bathroom with me in the grocery store, randomly out of the blue my 4 year old daughter shouts “mommy you pooped in the store!”
She wasn’t wrong.. but not everyone needed to know.

cn0feusd Report

Final score:

55points

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CatLady 12 months ago

Everyone poops.....

8points

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#35

When my nephew was about 4 he was in the car with me, my husband and my mum and he very innocently goes “is head and d**k a naughty word?” I’m shocked so I go “excuse me?” He repeats the questions. I tell him that yes it is a naughty word and he shouldn’t really say it but ask where he heard it. He goes “I heard mummy say ‘Alex you’re a d******d’” (Alex is his dad). Very funny.

luciesssss Report

Final score:

49points

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Melanie Filmer 12 months ago

My youngest was about 7 and helping her dad clean his pop vinyl figures she picked one up and asked "Where does this k**b-head go?" we sort of froze like "What?" She thought it meant the same as bobble-head

15points

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What do you think ?

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Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 12 months ago

This entire list is why I don't want to have kids 😅

9points

CatLady 12 months ago

I was 3 when they were changing a male mannequin at a store. I loudly said "Mummy, who doesn't that man have a penis?" Mum swears my voice echoed through the whole department store. She was mortified. I think it sounds funny.

6points

Violet Smith 12 months ago

When my nephew was about 4, Granny took him to the restaurant washroom before an outing, and urged him to try to pee. After trying and not producing, he said to her "my penis is tired."

4points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

Oops and tugs on her sleeve and tells, "excuse me lady but you have a big Daddy Long Legs on your chin".

3points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

Shopping with my Godson, "why do buy so much toilet paper when you live on your own? Is it because you dribble so much sh**?"

2points

Mjskywalk 12 months ago

At a company BBQ my then 3 year old son told the president of my company that he “pees and poops in the potty!”

2points

Mjskywalk 12 months ago

Take that Yahoo! I posted this comment to this article via Yahoo and they refused to post it because apparently pee and poop is offensive 🙄

1point

Lizz 12 months ago

In Belgium kids up to 12 ride for free. My daughter 's birthday is in January, and it was April-May (? It's been more than a decade ago ) and I tell her to tell the ticket puncher that she's not 12 yet. Ticket puncher comes along and asks my daughter ( tall as she was ) if she's already 12 yet. Daughter: "yyyyyyyno" Ticket puncher looks at me, says:"I'll let it slide for once " and moves on. My daughter, a little too loud: "Mom, why are you teaching me to lie?"

2points

Lizz 12 months ago

Forgot to mention ride free on the train.

0points

Tyke 12 months ago

I was looking after my godchildren, and their Mum had promised I'd take them to McDonald's. It wasn't in the best part of town, and there was another family there and their kids were climbing all over the furniture, screaming, etc. One of "mine" very loudly went "why don't their Mummys tell them to stop? They're very badly behaved"... I was shot looks like I was about to be punched, hoofed us out of their in lightening speed.

2points

Kiara Kat 11 months ago

Once when my daughter was about three, we were eating dinner at a local restaurant when she put her fork down, looked at me and said: “Mommy, I have to poop.“ She didn’t exactly whisper it, so without thinking, I shot back “Gee can you say it any louder? They didn’t hear you in Montreal.” I knew I had made a mistake the minute the words left my mouth. Before I could stop her, she stood up and yelled “MOMMY I HAVE TO POOP!” I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Luckily, everyone around us just laughed. That’s the day I learned that young children don’t understand what sarcasm is, lol 😂 💩

1point

Sam Cook 11 months ago

I was maybe five, back in 2004 (some months before I turned six), and I had just learned what immigrants were. My dad and I went to Walmart that night, and I looked around and saw black and Asian people, and according to my dad, I asked him, "Is this immigrant night?" Now, I meant no disrespect, but this is what happens when kids learn new words and aren't sure when or where it's okay to use them.

1point

Aballi 12 months ago

I was 6 and my brother was 3 when we were waiting with my dad in a restaurant. I looked over at my brother, and he had his pants down, and was rearranging his penis in his undies. This is something he did at home, and I was mortified to see him do it in public LOL

1point

Sweet Taurus 12 months ago

My brother in law at the time was a huge raiders fan so anytime we saw each other I would tell him raiders suck, because, well they do. My 4 yr old and I are in Walmart grocery shopping and she exclaims very loudly raiders suck huh Mom. And I look over and there's a very built gentleman wearing a raiders jersey staring at us. He walks past and says cute kid. Yes baby they do but we only say that to uncle David.

1point

The Doom Song 12 months ago

Love the innocence of kids.

1point

Never Stop Twinkling™ 11 months ago

This is precisely why I love kids so much. 💛 So unfiltered and innocent. 😆

0points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

There's a rather matronly looking lady in line at the bank with a huge mole on her chin with big black hairs coming out of it. My little brother runs up to her

0points

Mary Guerinot 11 months ago

Tarryn Ball - And?

0points

Michelle Mallow 12 months ago

Was on vacation with the whole family walking on the boardwalk. My daughter at the time was probably 4. We walked by a young woman who had on way too much make-up. I mean just imagine. Anyways we adults noticed this woman and my daughter was holding my dads hand, she said "Grandpa come here, come here" as she was tugging his hand. We adults' pretty much knew what she was going to say. So I ask her what she wanted. She pointed right at the woman and said "did you see her face". Luckily we didn't close to the woman but I am sure she heard it. SMH. Kids, so innocent.

0points

Tams21 12 months ago

I used to be on public transport quite a lot with my kids when they were young and we'd occasionally see drunks. When my kids asked why they acted so strange, I casually explained that they just drank too much alcohol in a way to stop them from being scared. We were once sat just a couple of meters from one and my son (3) pointed at him and loudly and clearly said "mum, has that man had too much alcohol".

0points

Glitterati 12 months ago (edited)

My then two year old and I were walking past a group of people that were a different ethnicity to most of the people around us and she suddenly announced loudly, “I don’t like them”. Like, of all the moments to blurt out something random why then?! It could’ve been anything that made her ‘not like them’ as two year olds are fickle but omg!

0points

Lydsylou 12 months ago

When my cousin was 2 or 3 him and his dad went to the loo in the middle of a church service. It's quite a small church so everyone could hear him when, walking back to their seats in the middle of the prayer, he shouted 'daddy did a big poo'

0points

Steve Hall 12 months ago

Duct tape, if you have young children you must keep a roll of duct tape handy.

-1point

Rocky 11 months ago

Child abuse and neglect are very real things. This "suggestion" aligns well along those lines. Sure, they have no filter, but no one is duct taping you either.

0points

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Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 12 months ago

This entire list is why I don't want to have kids 😅

9points

CatLady 12 months ago

6points

Violet Smith 12 months ago

When my nephew was about 4, Granny took him to the restaurant washroom before an outing, and urged him to try to pee. After trying and not producing, he said to her "my penis is tired."

4points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

Oops and tugs on her sleeve and tells, "excuse me lady but you have a big Daddy Long Legs on your chin".

3points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

Shopping with my Godson, "why do buy so much toilet paper when you live on your own? Is it because you dribble so much sh**?"

2points

Mjskywalk 12 months ago

At a company BBQ my then 3 year old son told the president of my company that he “pees and poops in the potty!”

2points

Mjskywalk 12 months ago

Take that Yahoo! I posted this comment to this article via Yahoo and they refused to post it because apparently pee and poop is offensive 🙄

1point

Lizz 12 months ago

2points

Lizz 12 months ago

Forgot to mention ride free on the train.

0points

Tyke 12 months ago

2points

Kiara Kat 11 months ago

1point

Sam Cook 11 months ago

1point

Aballi 12 months ago

1point

Sweet Taurus 12 months ago

1point

The Doom Song 12 months ago

Love the innocence of kids.

1point

Never Stop Twinkling™ 11 months ago

This is precisely why I love kids so much. 💛 So unfiltered and innocent. 😆

0points

Tarryn Ball 11 months ago

There's a rather matronly looking lady in line at the bank with a huge mole on her chin with big black hairs coming out of it. My little brother runs up to her

0points

Mary Guerinot 11 months ago

Tarryn Ball - And?

0points

Michelle Mallow 12 months ago

0points

Tams21 12 months ago

0points

Glitterati 12 months ago (edited)

0points

Lydsylou 12 months ago

0points

Steve Hall 12 months ago

Duct tape, if you have young children you must keep a roll of duct tape handy.

-1point

Rocky 11 months ago

Child abuse and neglect are very real things. This "suggestion" aligns well along those lines. Sure, they have no filter, but no one is duct taping you either.

0points