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The prime time for memories of embarrassing things you said or did to come is when your brain is shutting down and you are trying to fall asleep. At this point, not only can you not sleep, but you contemplate if it’s worth talking to people anymore and you try to calm yourself down by telling yourself that nobody even remembers what you said or did and it’s only a big deal for you.

In most cases, others really don’t care if you messed up or have been a bit awkward, but there are times when they really can’t forget. At least these women on Reddit can’t forget how men told them something embarrassing or even inappropriate.

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#1

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community My manager looked at me and said with all of my male coworkers in the room, "I hope I can try you out in bed. You must be a freak."

I reported him and he was terminated.

toootired2care , Thomas Quine Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community My brother and I was in a car accident. The other drivers fault. It's kinda easy to see that my brother and I are siblings we keep out of eachothers space. Like we sit on opposite sides of a row of seats. They sued the insurance company and we had to go testify in court. The guy said loudly infront of the judge and lawyers that ofcourse I'd lie for my boyfriend I f**k him. The guys lawyer told him in not so quiet voice that we are siblings. He turned beet red and lost the case since the evidence clearly showed he was at fault. I had to wait till we left the court to laugh my a*s off.

Lunaphoenix23 , Jessica S. Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I worked at dollar general for a short time after high school. I am biracial (black & white) and a white man I was ringing up winks at me and says “You know, I really like colored girls” and the guy behind him just said “DUDE?”

Spiritual_Welcome495 , zenjazzygeek Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm flad that another person at least went "dude?" - I think the only way some people will act appropriately if the rest of society call out their bad behavior.

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community Dude I was talking to asked if I was looking to have kids. I said "not anytime soon" (I was 20!!) Proceeds to tell me my breasts would look great swollen with milk :)

broke-bee , Sheila Sund Report

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, what a great chat up line, I must remember to never say this ever.

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community The guy who took my virginity told me that I was “scientifically altered” because he was my first and that my mind “had been rewired to be attached to him” and that’s why he wanted to break up.

I said , “sure thing”

thanarealnobody , Vladimir Pustovit Report

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#6

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community "Damn girl, are you as young as you look? Cuz I've got a white van just around the corner"

anon , David Hilowitz Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What even made him think that was a good pick up line to begin with?

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “… but you’re not real asian-asian” a white dude explaining to me my being Indian isn’t asian

weisnice , Bold Content Report

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Nathaniel
Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being from Asia makes you Asian. How did he define it?

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “I only like vulnerable girls. I want a girl who is reliant on me and will just cry on my shoulder.” That freaked me out, especially since I had mental health issues when we first started dating. Guess the mental state of his next girlfriend

smoothestcrayoneater , San Report

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#9

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community It was Juneteenth and this man looks me up and down and says "I'd buy you if you were a slave, you look...strong..."

eddituser1980 , David Stewart Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I was at church with my Dad and one of the old men came up. He pointed at me then looked at my Dad and said "I see you've brought your concubine with you."

This was after he had smacked my butt with a rolled up newspaper

I never went back there again

PiggyNoDance , Alex Santosa Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I was 19, married, pregnant with my second son, and working waiting tables and a guy that was sometimes a customer and sometimes a coworker told me I was obviously legal enough to not get him in trouble and looked young enough to please the “lover of young girls in him”…. Like what the actual f**k…

Novel_Benefit_6384 , Keith Roper Report

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#12

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community "God. I hate being around all these betas." We were at the gym. He was also 29 and i was 18. That whole 6 months was an embarrassment.

AltruisticRevenue869 , Chun Kit To Report

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have to tell people you are an alpha then.... you are not an alpha.

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#13

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community "YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS... YOU TAKE MY PANCAKES AND LEAVE!!!!"

This was after he fought me for the bill despite the fact that I insisted on paying for myself and then I declined an offer for a second date.

He also said that he was so glad I wore a dress to the date because he thought that women who wear pants and don't have soft skin are overbearing feminists and he could not date someone like that. ANYWAY... I think you might see why I ended that fast.

olive_orchid , Celeste Lindell Report

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a raging edgelord. How did he manage to get a date in the first place?

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “You look like a clown with all that makeup on” ~my (now ex) husband on our wedding day

Geekbabe2 , Susanne Nilsson Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community After a date he asked “could I use your card and pretend it’s mine… I left mine at home and don’t want to look like a loser” I laughed because I thought it was some kind of weird joke but nope. He was 100% serious. We did not have a second date

Awkward_Fig3967 , frankieleon Report

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#16

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community What's wrong with your face?

I was working at the time as a customer service representative, so I couldn't respond without repercussions. He was referring to my freckles. Apparently he'd never seen a ginger before.

bo_star57 , Anastasia Massone Report

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have replied: "What's wrong with *your* face - it appears to be a giant a*s hole".

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community My husband's first words to me were, 'I like toast'. Things did get better after that.

pigadaki , Stiefen Schlingen Report

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#18

27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “well if you’re going to move at least let me get you pregnant so you have a child to remember me with”

An no we were not dating and I wasn’t interested in him.

anon , Jun Acullador Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Don't worry, my dear. I'll remember you every time I see my cat vomit, every time I hear a donkey bray and every time my indigestion makes my wish the ventilation in my bathroom was better."

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I brought a guy out with my friends once and we were talking about nicknames family/friends gave us and he goes “my friends call me silver back gorilla because they recognize my alpha vibe”. Obviously a damn lie

CHILLIMEDITING , Tomasz Baranowski Report

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorilla's famously not very well endowed in a certain department, even though Gorilla's are larger than human's the manhood "gorillahood?) is smaller. Also the pic shows an Orang Utan, not a Gorilla..

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community A white man once said to me, a black woman, he could be the marshmallows to my hot chocolate. Cute but I had second hand embarrassment

AsleepAcademic , Selena N. B. H. Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute...and sounds like he was suggesting he is sweet. But it depends how he might describe his perfect hot chocolate - if is he says it's got to be rich, walk.

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “Your arms are huge” I will never forget it, and am still trying to stop being insecure to show my arms in public.

anon , Jessy Rone Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m insecure abt my arms too, they are very hairy for a teen female, and a guy came up to me some time ago and said “dang, for a girl you have very hairy arms! You look like a bear!!” And proceeded to make growling noises and bear noises. He was really childish if you couldn’t tell, he also proceeded to point it out to everybody in the same classes as us for the rest of the week….

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community That he refused to do skincare or even wash his face because it was "girly".

quarantinearea , Liz Mesa Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community Is tall, blonde, and has a beard. He keeps mentioning how he looks like a Viking whenever he comes into our work. Bro no one gives a f**k

anon , Heysham Vikings assembled Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community Are you a boy or a girl? Really Really hurt my feelings.

depressedcoconut2727 , *Robert* Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I was an extra on a film set and I had to smoke a prop cigarette- I don't smoke but I was cool with it and had agreed prior to filming, thought it would be an interesting experience. I was doing a scene with an older (and incredibly attractive) Russian man. In between takes, I wasn't holding it between my fingers to give my hands a break, but there was also nowhere to put it so I was holding it differently. Dude snatches it from my hand, puts it between my fingers to show me the "correct way" and says "typical womans." I was immediately turned off.

Prior to shooting, I had noticed him and was low key crushing on him hard, so I was very excited to be picked doing the scene together. Well that took a complete 180.

After we wrapped around midnight, he approached and said ," It's very late, I could give you a ride home." I'm pretty sure it wasn't even offered as a question and more of a command, it made me uneasy. I guess it was more of a weird interaction, but the first thing was certainly embarrassing for me.

Misseskat , Lindsay Fox Report

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community “Congratulations on your maternity leave!”

A regular customer said that to me. I am not pregnant…

cwt48 , zenjazzygeek Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean...it could have been he confused them with someone else who he'd heard had been on maternity leave, and he thought she'd lost the baby weight? But strange phrase, to congratulate them on maternity leave rather than a baby - unless are in a country where maternity leave is not an automatic entitlement, and something harder to get approved??

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27 Times Men Embarrassed Themselves By Saying Something Cringey, As Shared By Women In This Online Community I was getting McDonald's after a night out with some friends and we noticed this guy that looked very sad. My friend asked if he was okay, and he took it the wrong way. He then pointed out the hotel he was staying in and said "I have a lot of money". We left immediately.

Sea_Computer_5578 , mr.bologna Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I...what? How can anyone hear the question are you okay, and assume the person asking is soliciting?

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