Meh, they already had 387 guests anyway, so what’s one more lol.

Cringy but sweet. I would have left her money or a thank you card or gift.

You people don't lock cars?

Awwww. I would have hugged you still.

I can relate

Awww you were 7. Not cringy but cute.

Just goes to prove that pretty much any grandma is a nice person to talk to even if you aren't related.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! But seriously: if you change a full diaper and continue eating (be it merely licking something off the arm), you have some issues!

Oh lord!! Good thing she wasn't a gun toting lady.

Why would someone dunk someone underwater from behind! So dangerous

Hmmm did they think you were car jacking them like the story above?

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

I'd say that is not a good advertisment for the nursing home

Never ever ask that question, even in jest. Chances are that someone actually died.

Aww poor kid.

"Person of restricted growth"? Why would you call them that? They're just short people or dwarves.

smart little boy

As a kid I dit NOT pinch my mum’s butt. Or ever.

I'm sorry but sometimes I'm really wondering what's happening with people. Of course it can happen, and I'm not judging that, but you stayed a while, you ate, and you were leaving ? And you did not a single time talk about the camp your child was supposed to go to ?

Well, you might have been right...

Cringeworthy

Only in the US could this incident get you killed...

It wasn't crystal clear to You then

Cringy but understandable

Actually, this is not embarrasing but helpful!

Well, at least it wasn't the nineties in french... know how they say 90 ? "four times twenty ten". ("quatre-vingt dix", pronounced "Quatr'e'vent dis") but not in french switzerland where they invented a new word from scratch.

You didn't notice all the other kids were smaller than you? You must have been wondering why there are so many little kids in 5th & 6th grades.

Bahhhhhaaaa

Not really embarrassing, though.