Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

What? Stand next to a car and stand in the kitchen?

Dont give up on life. OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

Which book? I want to read it

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What?

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

The potassium filled bunt made me laugh

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

That's not a flex, that's pathetic.

What do these two things even have to do with each other?

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

Eww don’t lick that, you don’t know Who it’s been!

How about everyone shows up wearing what they want? Crazy concept, I know ;)

How does one speak 8 instruments?

Good for you ?

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

News flash: women people don't hate themselves and they dress up because they genuinely enjoy it. Not everything is about men babe

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

Blink if you're in danger, sis

I also have a different husband?

But....that doesn't tell me if he's a nice, kind, considerate dude?

If your husband is ripping furniture apart, you might be in a toxic relationship

She does know that ripping furniture apart isn't a skill that is in demand, doesn't she?

My man would be sleeping outside if he tearing our furniture up! Our cat knows better than that!

That is the weirdest of weird flexes

Why is he ripping things apart?

ok?

I am 6 feet / 0 inches. Am i “man enough” for you?

Good for you????

We’re definitely not the same. 😑

And your husband's eye is also bigger than your brain...

Sounds like ripping out cabinets, built-ins and countertops. Legit. Just don't put others down (the world of 5'10" men) over it.

I've come to the conclusion that every post that ends with "We're not the same" is complete garbage.

So, your husband can't be a tanker or a fighter pilot. Got it... only thing I can think of where hight really matters.

Her husband's also the grounds keeper at Hogwarts

6'4" in boots, so 5'10" without the sole/ heels? Seriously who measures height in shoes/boots?

His thigh is bigger than her head, his thumb is bigger than her brain.

I like the skinny ones thank you, they don't seem to be insecure and feel the need to prove something.

She found someone to marry her?

And she's next.

Sorry, but something is wrong with your face🤪

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.