Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

What? Stand next to a car and stand in the kitchen?

Dont give up on life. OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

Which book? I want to read it

🙄

Is he still in middle school?

This the most accurate observation ever

What?

"I'm not like other billionaires." ...builds a d**k rocket to space.

Perfect!

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I love how sensitive we need to be about differently abled people, and hating down on someone with autism would be viewed as equal to child killing….Unless that Autistic person is a multi billionaire, then mercilessly abuse them and the internet will love you. This encapsulates the hypocrisy of a generation. Rainbows and unicorns for all right up to the point where my entitlement is questioned then cancel all the way to hell.

What?

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

The potassium filled bunt made me laugh

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

That's not a flex, that's pathetic.

What do these two things even have to do with each other?

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

Eww don’t lick that, you don’t know Who it’s been!

How about everyone shows up wearing what they want? Crazy concept, I know ;)

How does one speak 8 instruments?

Good for you ?

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

News flash: women people don't hate themselves and they dress up because they genuinely enjoy it. Not everything is about men babe

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.