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Either/Or Question, Which Would You Rather Have

Either your legs twice as long as they are now but with your arms half as long. Or your arms twice as long but with your legs half the length they are now.

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#1

Ohh this is a hard one. I’d either look like a T-Rex or a gorilla

Final score:

3points

#2

Maybe legs twice as long, because I am short and would like to be tall. The arms thing would be really weird but i am willing to suffer, I didnt like playing piano anyway.

Final score:

2points

me myself and i (she/her)

Salem 7 months ago

I agree with this

1point

#3

POSTING AGAIN (im sorry) because the troll keeps posting these negative things I'm going to start posting this everywhere:

Messages:

To the trolls--Your "My move at midnight" idea is s**t and cliche. As a writer, if I were building my mini angst villain arc, the April fools phenomenon is crappy because IT MAKES YOUR IDEA LOOK LIKE A JOKE. HOWEVER it is undoubtedly going to BE a joke because this is online and your organization skills suck and its going to be afternoon for a good chunk of people and setting your "grand reveal" at afternoon is comical as you would be losing sleep over something people shrug off during their lunch break. I recommend you to get your s**t together and find something more wholesome to say instead of attacking others before you try this again at a more auspicious time, i.e. a solstice or equinox.

To all the nice pandas--remember to drink a lot of water and eat some food in the next 24 hours. Get some sun if you can. Stay safe out there

Final score:

2points

me myself and i (she/her)

me myself and i (She/Her) (Submission author) 7 months ago

yay my comments are gone too. I hope ur not too scared trolls--wouldnt want to think that you cant defend you own point, would I?

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#4

Scintillating stuff there nate 😬

Final score:

-1point

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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