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Either/Or Question, Which Would You Rather Have
Either your legs twice as long as they are now but with your arms half as long. Or your arms twice as long but with your legs half the length they are now.
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#1
Ohh this is a hard one. I’d either look like a T-Rex or a gorilla
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#2
Maybe legs twice as long, because I am short and would like to be tall. The arms thing would be really weird but i am willing to suffer, I didnt like playing piano anyway.
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2points
#3
POSTING AGAIN (im sorry) because the troll keeps posting these negative things I'm going to start posting this everywhere:
Messages:
To the trolls--Your "My move at midnight" idea is s**t and cliche. As a writer, if I were building my mini angst villain arc, the April fools phenomenon is crappy because IT MAKES YOUR IDEA LOOK LIKE A JOKE. HOWEVER it is undoubtedly going to BE a joke because this is online and your organization skills suck and its going to be afternoon for a good chunk of people and setting your "grand reveal" at afternoon is comical as you would be losing sleep over something people shrug off during their lunch break. I recommend you to get your s**t together and find something more wholesome to say instead of attacking others before you try this again at a more auspicious time, i.e. a solstice or equinox.
To all the nice pandas--remember to drink a lot of water and eat some food in the next 24 hours. Get some sun if you can. Stay safe out there
Final score:
2points
me myself and i (She/Her) (Submission author) 8 months ago
yay my comments are gone too. I hope ur not too scared trolls--wouldnt want to think that you cant defend you own point, would I?
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