Says "that's definitely less than 6 feet apart, Karen!"

Checks on you if you are ready to embrace your inner dog and remember that if you can't solve a problem, pee on it or bury it in the garden.

Is just incredibly happy about the "working from home" thing.

Will listen to all your problems. She has no answers either, but maybe dogs ARE the answer.

Just spaced out and happens to be staring in a general direction. But that's ok, too. We know how that feels.

Is seriously interested in how you are doing and whether you still eat that or not?

Is as utterly befuddled as you are. If panicking would help, she'd panic, but it doesn't.

Just found out that you are who you are when no-one's watching. And it's shocking. But he's a good boy, he won't tell anyone.

Is going to be a service dog when she's big. Is there a superlative to being "essential"?

Loves you even after you washed off her new perfume "Eau de Manure".

Is always ready to boost your happy hormones.

Is the most compassionate doggo of all. Seriously. And he would like to kindly inform you that there's still some peanut butter on your upper lip.

Is just checking quickly. She's available if immediate interference is necessary. If not, she's off to seize the day by barking for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Knows that there's always something to be happy about like socks or belly rubs or rolling in smelly stuff.

Might need a cup of tea first. And then a nap.

Can't believe what she's hearing, but she fetches you a blanket if you need one.

Asks if you really think it's time for another trip to the fridge?

Is off to the garden to dig up something yummy, but she will give you a second of her time if you keep it short.

He's a Vizsla mix and just can't handle too much drama.

Makes sure even Mondays are bearable. Or is it Tuesday?