Ed Sheeran’s Security Guard Has An Instagram With 853K Followers, And It’s Better Than His Boss’s

Ed Sheeran is on a mission to make his security guard Insta-famous and they're doing a pretty good job. The singer said he won't rest until the man who has his back, Kevin Myers reaches 1 million followers. And he's just 33.7K shy! However, judging by his feed, it's clear that people are subscribing to his content not just because Ed told them to. With his funny photos and witty captions, Kevin is on top of the Instagram game.

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When His Legs Don’t Work Like They Use To Before. #lazyc*** #thatsongmadeusrich #werich #imthedaddy

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Bae Giving Me My Tea, I'm Too Rich To Use My Hands Now #unlessitsforpleasuring #maybeme #maybebae #butilnevertell #privatejetlife #pgtips #lookatmydeathstare #ilhaveyoumug #mug #lol #imthedaddy #buythemerch #werich

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The self-proclaimed "PA to the star" clearly has a close relationship with the English singer songwriter, whom Myers won't stop calling 'bae.' Or taking jabs at in his comical uploads.

Me And Bae Enjoy The Occasional Stroll In The Country #cadid #freshair #werich #imthebigspoon #alwayswatching #imthedaddy

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All You Need In Life. Mansions & Mercedes. And Of Course, My Man Crush Monday #mcm #baeisthatman #obvz #cuteasabutton #butimhardasnails #quadm #imthedaddy

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Ed said that he had hired the security professional to “fight the onslaught of female fans in his life,” but it looks like he has become much more. "'It started getting a little bit grabby. I don't mind if people ask politely but if someone grabs you and pulls you," the singer said in 2015.

Bae Trying To Join The Mile High Club #whatishelike #jetlife #ohgoonthen #hopenoonenotices #butiactuallyhopetheydo #betterthaneasyjettoilets #buymymerch #imthedaddy

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Bae Made Me An Anniversary Meal #gotmilk #ido #bib #lol #themealwastodiefor #lookatmysmile #lookatbaessmile #weareone #butimthedaddy #alwayswatching

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Fans particularly adored when the Shape Of You singer, 27, and burly Kevin Myers – nicknamed Security Kev – recreated the iconic poster of the 1992 hit film The Bodyguard, starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Of course, Ed played the part of diva Whitney as he was gathered up by Kev.

Me And Bae Went To Nasa Today #houstonwehavealegend #iaskedthemhowtheypoo #noteasilywastheresponse #didntaskaboutwankingthough #imaginethemess #imthedaddy

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Bought This Plate To Eat My Kebabs Off Of #kebabsnotabs #officialweddingmerch #baeisroyaltytome #burgersauce #whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekebabs #imthedaddy

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Always. Watching. #bestseatinthehouse #imthedaddy #iprefersimplyred #boredofthesamesongseverynight #alwayswatching

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Perfect Way To Spend The Perfect Day With Bae #hemadethecut #lol #semi #imthedaddy

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Bae Travelling In Style, I Prefer A Private Jet But He Loves Climbing On Me #youheardme #butimthebigspoon #coz #imthedaddy

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Enjoying A Rare Moment Alone With Bae #cuddletime #snugs #everybreathyoutake #everymoojyoumake #alwayswatching #imthedaddy

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#13

Bae Pie #rugger #imthedaddy

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#14

They Say Whoever Owns A Ferrari Is Compensating For Something. And Bae Owns Two #justsaying #imthedaddy

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71points

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#15

If I Think About Boneless Chicken Wings Enough, A Chicken Will Appear #dreamscometrue #ilikenugs #butbaeisveg #wetty #breastorthigh #ilikeboth #cozimapropergeeza #imthedaddy

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My New Band Wrong Direction. #makingmoves #bigtime #imthedaddy 📸 @marksurridge

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This Is After One Hour Of Bae Taking Me To An Art Gallery #icouldpaintthisshit #whobuysthisstuff #peoplewithtoomuchmoney #likebae #notforme #imthedaddy

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Getting In My 5 A Day #potassium #waspeckish #peelitformebae #peoplearegonnathinkitsaninnuendobutiwasjusthungry #imthedaddy

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New Movie Coming Soon ‘Security Kev - The Life And Times Of A Bloody Legend’. I Was Gonna Learn My Lines But Then I Remembered It’s About Me So What I Say Goes #comingtoacinemanearyou #unlessyouliveinashithole #thenitwillbeinacinemainthenicetownnearby #imthedaddy

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Me And Bae Fooling Around #ifonlyyoucouldseewhathesdoing #imthedaddy

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Chopper Life With Bae #treatinghimtothehighlife #iknowthepilot #dontaskhowthough #imthedaddy

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Walking Off Into The Sunset With Bae #whoneedsahoneymoonwheneverydayiswithbae #clammyhands #notmineobviously #imthedaddy

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Stcejbo Era Nemow 5 years ago

TG1oMFlXVmtKVEl3WlhaeVpYTmxaQ1V5TUdWc2NHOWxjQ1V5TUhsaFJ3JTNEJTNE

44points

diane a 5 years ago

Awww - like their friendship/work relationship. Imagine being paid to be someone's best mate - Dream job.

23points

Pumbaa 5 years ago

Funny at first, but gets boring quick.. Just like his songs, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

23points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

That’s cute and all but “hahaha I’m gay just kidding haha but wouldn’t that be hilarious?!” really isn’t that funny for it to be your only joke. Making a funny quip about it every now and then is funny but this is so intense and nonstop that it’s boring and borderline insensitive.

14points

Joanne 5 years ago

I love this guy's hashtags, some are absolutely brilliant.

10points

Val 5 years ago

Ah bromances... always cute!

10points

Nitro 5 years ago

Name a better couple than this, come on, I'll wait.

3points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago

They definitely think this is funnier than it actually is, Ed Sheeran is a song stealing generic pop singer too.

3points

LoneWolfie 5 years ago

Are they actually in a relationship..?

3points

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

bodyguard for a best friend. Love it. #imthedaddy

3points

leeroy jenkins 5 years ago

have we resulted in getting post from instagram huh bored panda?

3points

Toot Toot McBumbersnazzle 5 years ago

Just like a married couple

2points

Akinwale 5 years ago

Love, work and respect

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

The hashtags are hysterical.

1point

Kizito 5 years ago

Is Ed Shereen gay? Serious question?

1point

zeldapajamas 5 years ago

we stan a legend

1point

Dio 3 years ago (edited)

Very wholesome.

0points

Irene Walton 5 years ago

I don't get why he's such a huge thing? His voice is OK, like his looks?

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Jewel Ri 5 years ago

I love how witty his every caption in every photo. I guess Ed Sheeran no longer needs an instagram account. LOL

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Jewel Ri 5 years ago

I guess Ed Sheeran doesn't need an instagram anymore. HAHAHAHA

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Mascha Claessens 5 years ago

Really don't like any of Sheeran's music, but this is absolutely great. :')

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

Yeah, sorry, but that just came across as creepy.

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Moon 5 years ago

0points

d bradley 5 years ago

looks more demeaning than friendly

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Bettina Jansen 5 years ago

the hashtags are killing me ! XD

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Dian Parama Kosala 5 years ago

aaayyyyy best mate

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t i s h 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with a little bro love

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Cece Venticinc 5 years ago

This is so adorable!!! Each photo is hilariously cute!

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Petra 5 years ago

They must be a couple!

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Waqitos 5 years ago (edited)

Oh they f*****g.

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Stcejbo Era Nemow 5 years ago

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Stcejbo Era Nemow 5 years ago

TG1oMFlXVmtKVEl3WlhaeVpYTmxaQ1V5TUdWc2NHOWxjQ1V5TUhsaFJ3JTNEJTNE

44points

diane a 5 years ago

Awww - like their friendship/work relationship. Imagine being paid to be someone's best mate - Dream job.

23points

Pumbaa 5 years ago

Funny at first, but gets boring quick.. Just like his songs, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

23points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

14points

Joanne 5 years ago

I love this guy's hashtags, some are absolutely brilliant.

10points

Val 5 years ago

Ah bromances... always cute!

10points

Nitro 5 years ago

Name a better couple than this, come on, I'll wait.

3points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 5 years ago

They definitely think this is funnier than it actually is, Ed Sheeran is a song stealing generic pop singer too.

3points

LoneWolfie 5 years ago

Are they actually in a relationship..?

3points

Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

bodyguard for a best friend. Love it. #imthedaddy

3points

leeroy jenkins 5 years ago

have we resulted in getting post from instagram huh bored panda?

3points

Toot Toot McBumbersnazzle 5 years ago

Just like a married couple

2points

Akinwale 5 years ago

Love, work and respect

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

The hashtags are hysterical.

1point

Kizito 5 years ago

Is Ed Shereen gay? Serious question?

1point

zeldapajamas 5 years ago

we stan a legend

1point

Dio 3 years ago (edited)

Very wholesome.

0points

Irene Walton 5 years ago

I don't get why he's such a huge thing? His voice is OK, like his looks?

0points

Jewel Ri 5 years ago

I love how witty his every caption in every photo. I guess Ed Sheeran no longer needs an instagram account. LOL

0points

Jewel Ri 5 years ago

I guess Ed Sheeran doesn't need an instagram anymore. HAHAHAHA

0points

Mascha Claessens 5 years ago

Really don't like any of Sheeran's music, but this is absolutely great. :')

0points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

Yeah, sorry, but that just came across as creepy.

0points

Moon 5 years ago

0points

d bradley 5 years ago

looks more demeaning than friendly

0points

Bettina Jansen 5 years ago

the hashtags are killing me ! XD

0points

Dian Parama Kosala 5 years ago

aaayyyyy best mate

0points

t i s h 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with a little bro love

0points

Cece Venticinc 5 years ago

This is so adorable!!! Each photo is hilariously cute!

0points

Petra 5 years ago

They must be a couple!

-1point

Waqitos 5 years ago (edited)

Oh they f*****g.

-2points

Stcejbo Era Nemow 5 years ago

-2points

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