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169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds

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We made a list dedicated to food puns some time ago, but that just wasn’t enough. What’s food, after all, if you don’t eat it, and what’s eating without a delicious pun? So, to make up for our earlier faux pas, we’ve finally compiled a list of eating puns, too. Now, you can have the cake and eat it, too!

Puns about eating are probably just as satisfying as eating itself. Take notice of the ‘probably’ and not ‘equally,’ though! Talking about dinner puns at dinner elevates the experience and the tastes you’re discovering to absolute new heights. Now, not only your taste buds but also your funny bone is tickled. Just remember to chew before you laugh, or else you might end up as the main attraction of the evening, showering those at the table in unwanted bits of food. We truly wouldn’t want that! On the other hand, an event of such a scale might fuel even more puns about food, so proceed as you find suitable.

Anyhoo, silly puns or the best puns, these babies will always be that cherry on top. Wanna bet? Well then, scroll on down below and read our selection of eating puns yourself! Once you’ve devoured them, give the tastiest ones your vote, and share this article with anyone obsessed with food. So, like, everyone.

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#1

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

16points

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#2

I went to the doctors recently.

He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I said, “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”

16points

#3

A blind person was eating seafood.

It didn’t help.

14points

#4

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

13points

Denki/The community crackhead 2 years ago

;lol

1point

#5

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

13points

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#6

What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?

A cannibble.

12points

#7

My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

In my best bear voice, I replied…

“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”

11points

#8

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.

11points

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#9

I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”

10points

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#10

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds What do Mexicans eat when it’s cold out?

Brrrritos.

10points

Sam Juan 2 years ago

I used to call Choco Tacos Brrritos.

1point

#11

What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

10points

#12

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

10points

#13

My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

She craves anarchy.

10points

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#14

What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

The Anti-crust.

10points

#15

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

10points

#16

If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

9points

#17

Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat.

Then I remember they feed off of attention.

8points

Sam Juan 2 years ago

Ooof!

1point

#18

Momma always told me, “You are what you eat!”

So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

8points

#19

Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.

They’re too gamey.

8points

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#20

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds What do you call friends you like to eat with?

Tastebuds.

8points

#21

Oreo gonna kiss me or what?

8points

#22

I’m in a serious relation-chip.

8points

#23

I’m just nuts about you!

8points

#24

Watch out, I practice carrote!

8points

#25

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Life’s batter with cake.

8points

#26

Loafing you is easy.

8points

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#27

You bake me so proud!

8points

#28

I mustard-mit, I relish you!

8points

#29

A man is on trial for cannibalism.

He says to the judge, “Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.”

7points

#30

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Never make plans with croissants—they’re flakey!

7points

#31

Time fries when I’m with you.

7points

#32

You’re my everything bagel.

7points

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#33

I hear it’s easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.

It’s more difficult to deter gents, though.

6points

#34

My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

6points

#35

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

6points

#36

My wife couldn’t decide what to eat.

“Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?”

“Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome.”

6points

#37

Another one bites the crust.

6points

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#38

It was nice to meat you.

6points

#39

I only have pies for you

6points

#40

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Nothing beets being home with you.

6points

#41

In whiskey years, you just got more delicious!

6points

#42

Muffin compares to you.

6points

#43

You’re the ripe one for me.

6points

#44

Pitcher us, together forever.

6points

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#45

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You have me wonton more.

6points

#46

I miss you a waffle lot.

6points

#47

Everything’s gonna brie alright.

6points

#48

I’m never gonna run around and dessert you!

6points

#49

The world needs s’more people like you!

6points

#50

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Don’t be so mallow-dramatic.

6points

#51

Please romaine calm.

6points

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#52

You’re my all thyme favorite.

6points

#53

That’s my jam.

6points

#54

I miss you, lets ketchup soon.

6points

#55

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’ll always be my best-tea!

6points

#56

Cheesy puns make me all gooey inside!

6points

#57

You’re shrimply the best!

6points

#58

Be grapeful.

6points

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#59

I love you s’more each day.

6points

#60

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Avo good day.

6points

#61

Pie like you berry much.

6points

#62

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!

6points

#63

I’m coco-nuts about you!

6points

#64

What the fork is for dinner?

6points

#65

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

6points

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#66

Chop it like it’s hot!

6points

#67

Peas out, yo!

6points

#68

Not all heroes wear crêpes.

6points

#69

Sending you a cup of positivi-tea!

6points

#70

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Sending you a micro wave!

6points

#71

What’s cookin’, good lookin’?

6points

enohPilivE 2 years ago

A restraining order bruh...

0points

#72

Let’s be glazy.

6points

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#73

I wanna be a melon-aire!

6points

#74

I hope this message makes you less ravi-lonely!

6points

#75

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I clove you!

6points

#76

I miss you cherry-bly.

6points

#77

You look radishing today!

6points

#78

Why didn’t the cannibal eat the guy with no legs?

Because he was lacktoes intolerant.

5points

#79

My wife and I were stuck in traffic.

I said, “I’m turning round.”

She said, “I know. Stop eating bacon.”

5points

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#80

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re my soy mate!

5points

#81

You’re soda-rn cute.

5points

#82

Thanks for pudding up with me.

5points

#83

I donut know what I’d do without you.

5points

#84

You’re the wine that I want!

5points

#85

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!

5points

#86

Udon worry, be happy!

5points

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#87

Stay up-beet!

5points

#88

You have some major brownie points.

5points

#89

Life doesn’t get feta than this!

5points

#90

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re a-dough-rable.

5points

#91

You mean a latte to me!

5points

#92

We go together like biscuits and gravy!

5points

Dan Holden 2 years ago

This one isn't even a pun

2points

#93

I’m just feeling a bit melon-cholic.

5points

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#94

You’re egg-specially awesome!

5points

#95

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds All you knead is loaf.

5points

#96

You’re cherry sweet.

5points

#97

We’re tea-rrific together.

5points

#98

You are one tough cookie.

5points

#99

Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout!

5points

#100

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Squeeze the day!

5points

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#101

I love fry-days.

5points

#102

Spread hap-pea-ness!

5points

#103

Be pre-peared.

5points

#104

You have stolen a pizza my heart!

5points

#105

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Thanks for bacon me so happy.

5points

#106

You’re worth melting for.

5points

#107

Sometimes, you’re a weirdough but I still love you.

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#108

Some things are mint to be.

5points

#109

What’s on the menu? Me-n-U!

5points

#110

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.

5points

#111

You’re one in a melon!

5points

#112

You’re the raisin I smile.

5points

#113

You make me peel good!

5points

#114

You’re like Coca-Cola, you’re soda-licious!

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#115

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds We’re a perfect matcha!

5points

#116

You’re the hottest pocket.

5points

#117

You make my heart skip a beet!

5points

#118

I like big bundts and I cannot lie!

5points

#119

Let that shiitake go!

5points

#120

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds She believed she could, sushi did!

5points

#121

Have a gouda day.

5points

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#122

Let’s get fizzical!

5points

#123

I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!

5points

#124

You’re the whole enchilada.

5points

#125

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds I cannoli have eyes for you.

5points

#126

You’re a dreamsicle!

5points

#127

You’re my butter half.

5points

#128

You’ve got to be yolking!

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#129

You’re the cheese to my burger.

5points

#130

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet and half nuts!

5points

#131

All I want is peas on earth!

5points

#132

You are my candy girl.

5points

#133

I cereal-sly love you!

5points

#134

I’ve got fillings for you.

5points

#135

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re my roll model.

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#136

Thanks a brunch!

5points

#137

Lettuce do our best.

5points

#138

What kind of cheese does Medusa eat?

Gorgonzola.

4points

#139

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Practically pearfect in every way!

4points

#140

Oh crêpe!

4points

#141

You’re incrêpable!

4points

#142

Oh crab! It’s Monday…

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#143

You’re berry cute!

4points

#144

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re barbecute!

4points

#145

If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!

4points

#146

You’re simply the zest.

4points

#147

You’re so brew-tiful.

4points

#148

I chews you.

4points

#149

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You are my soil-mate.

4points

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#150

Guac on!

4points

#151

Par-tea time!

4points

#152

You’ve got a peach of my heart.

4points

#153

Espresso yourself!

4points

#154

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Juice be yourself!

4points

#155

Miso happy pho you.

4points

#156

You are my favorite human bean!

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#157

Lime all yours!

4points

#158

Let’s live apple-y ever after.

4points

#159

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds You’re sodium cute!

4points

#160

Dill with it.

4points

#161

Don’t worry, pea happy.

4points

#162

I yam totally thankful for you!

4points

#163

Churr’all I’ve ever wanted.

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#164

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Words cannot express hummus I love you!

4points

#165

I’m a little chai.

4points

#166

This is guacward.

4points

#167

Cake it easy.

4points

#168

Thank you so mochi for being a great friend!

4points

#169

169 Delicious Food Puns That Will Tickle Your Fun Buds Let’s wok it out!

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Neilas Šurkus

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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