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With winter hanging up its dreary gray coat, it is time for spring’s vibrant colors to shine. Its beautifully unfolding soft greens, violets, and yellows secretly capturing the bare bones of Earth, a rebirth we’ve all been waiting for an unbearably long time. Spring brings new hopes for us and everything alive around us! And there’s the most perfect festivity to say your thanks for all of it - Easter. And it doesn’t really matter which camp you are in - the one marking this day as Jesus’ rebirth or one bound to pure merrymaking of an egg hunt and fluffy bunnies; no one will deny that it is by far one of the most beautiful days in spring. However, as serious as this intro has started, though, it too has a hidden agenda of making the best of this festivity! So, don’t be fooled by the heavy words above, as they most certainly lead to a conclusion you’ll surely enjoy - a declaration of fun in one hundred and thirty Easter jokes. 

So now for some lighter pondering of the jovialities of spring - some of the best jokes encompassing the essence of this celebration! This post promises to deliver to those in love with cute puns and those favoring savory jokes, those to whom Easter is baby animals and colorful eggs, and ones who mark this celebration for all of its centuries-old gravitas. And while most of these adorable jokes are absolutely kid-friendly, it doesn’t mean they aren’t clever! And if assurance is needed on this statement, we invite you to scroll just a bit further down and check out the silly jokes and decide for yourself! However, be prepared for some heartfelt laughs that might steal some minutes of your working day. A respite one surely cherishes on any day. After you’ve read these Easter puns and jokes, vote for the ones that you loved the most, and don’t forget to share this article with your friends. 


#1

Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

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    What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.

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    #3

    Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

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    #4

    What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.

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    #5

    What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!

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    ~Nezuko-Chan~
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone doesn't know what egg-straterrestrial is, it's a joke, but the word that egg-straterrestrial is substituting for is extraterrestrial, which means something out of this world (literally), as in aliens. Have a nice day : ).

    #6

    Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because of an egg beater!

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    #7

    What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.

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    #8

    Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they're eggs-tinct.

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    #9

    What kind of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children? Yolk tales.

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    #10

    Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!

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    #11

    What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!

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    #12

    What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

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    #13

    What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

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    ~Nezuko-Chan~
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, but ew. My bunny just got fleas, and I literally spent ALL NIGHT washing and brushing it

    #14

    What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.

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    #15

    What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

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    #16

    What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.

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    ~Nezuko-Chan~
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they get their legs and other parts eaten off, obviously it cant hop

    #17

    What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.

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    #18

    Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!

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    #19

    How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Simply raise its celery.

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    #20

    What's a forgetful bunny called? Hare-brained.

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    #21

    What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.

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    #22

    What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.

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    #23

    If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!

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    #24

    Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins.

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    #25

    What do you call a rabbit with sniffles? A runny bunny.

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    #26

    Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he is too young to drive!

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    #27

    How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.

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    #28

    What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.

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    #29

    How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.

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    #30

    What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.

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    #31

    Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

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    #32

    What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.

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    #33

    What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmlet.

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    #34

    What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot!

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    #35

    What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

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    #36

    Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? The dictionary!

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    #37

    What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.

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    #38

    What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

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    #39

    Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.

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    #40

    What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

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    #41

    What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

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    #42

    What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!

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    #43

    How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

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    #44

    Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

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    #45

    How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.

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    #46

    How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.

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    #47

    How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

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    #48

    How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!

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    #49

    Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it's 24 carrots.

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    #50

    What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.

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    #51

    Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!

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    #52

    Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail!

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    #53

    Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.

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    #54

    What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.

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    #55

    What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.

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    #56

    What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?

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    #57

    What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.

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    #58

    What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.

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    #59

    Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.

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    #60

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.

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    #61

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

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    #62

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!

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    #63

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.

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    #64

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!

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    #65

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!

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    #66

    What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? You're ear-resistable.

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    #67

    What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!

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    #68

    Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom? Because it was Good Friday!

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    #69

    How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Tell them Hoppy Easter!

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    #70

    How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries? Use the eggs-press lane!

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    #71

    Why are people tired in April? Because they just finished a March.

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    How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You've never seen a bunny who needs glasses!

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    #73

    Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.

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    #74

    What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans.

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    #75

    What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line.

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    #76

    How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.

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    #77

    Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.

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    #78

    How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.

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    #79

    Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four lucky rabbits’ feet!

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    #80

    Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

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    #81

    Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.

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    #82

    What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park? Hopscotch.

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    #83

    What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.

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    #84

    Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? He’s an egghead.

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    #85

    What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

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    #86

    What kind of stories is the Easter Bunny’s favorite? Bunny Tales.

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    #87

    Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.

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    #88

    What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.

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    #89

    What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.

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    #90

    Why was the Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.

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    #91

    What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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    #92

    What do baby ducks have for lunch? Soup and quackers.

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    #93

    Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

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    #94

    Tell your kids you hid an Easter egg with $50 in the backyard but you don’t remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.

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    #95

    Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? Because he has four rabbits' feet!

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    #96

    Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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    #97

    Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows.

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    #98

    How do you catch a rabbit? Make a noise like a carrot.

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    #99

    Why do rabbits eat carrots? Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

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    #100

    How does Easter end? With an "R"!

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    #101

    What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

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    #102

    What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!

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    #103

    What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.

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    #104

    What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.

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    #105

    What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.

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    #106

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

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    #107

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood likes to have as much Easter candy as you!

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    #108

    Knock, knock! Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!

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    #109

    Who would lose in a fight: peeps or chocolate bunnies? Peeps, because they're way too soft.

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    #110

    Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!

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    #111

    Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!

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    #112

    Why couldn't the duck work for the Easter Bunny? He kept quacking the eggs.

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    #113

    What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?

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    #114

    Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.

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    #115

    How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

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    #116

    Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get beat up!

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    #117

    Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!

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    #118

    Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.

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    #119

    What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!

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    #120

    Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be smarty pants.

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    #121

    What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.

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    #122

    Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.

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    #123

    How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.

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    #124

    Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.

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