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Have you ever dreamed of slaving away at a job until your last day on Earth? How about skipping sleep to spend all of your nights driving an Amazon delivery truck? If you can’t imagine a better way to spend your time than working 60 hours a week just to pay off your medical bills or student loans, we’ve got the perfect package for you: capitalism! Below, you'll find some of the most upsetting and painful posts from “Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories” so you pandas can feel like you’re already living in a Margaret Atwood novel, as well as conversations we were lucky enough to have with the group's creator James Foster and Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of Cocktails & Capitalism. Enjoy viewing these pics that try to pass off capitalism as cute, quirky and inspiring, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to quit your job yesterday!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I had pets and it was their time... I always paid the equivalent amount of my dog's cremation fee for the staff to share with anyone in need.

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Unless you’re the CEO of a major corporation or you’ve been able to inherit massive amounts of money from your parents, there’s a good chance you’ve had some complaints about capitalism before. Perhaps you work 40+ hours a week, but your job still doesn’t provide enough income for you to feel secure buying groceries and paying rent each month. Maybe you have an injury that requires medical treatment, but you’re terrified of going to the doctor and being saddled with a huge bill. Maybe your boss pressures you to work late every evening, causing increased stress and forcing you to sacrifice time with your family. We all know these situations aren’t enjoyable, but those in power are happy to paint them in a much more optimistic, and frankly delusional, light.

That’s where groups like Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories come in. This community, which has amassed an impressive 19.6k members on Facebook in only 2 years, is committed to calling out all of the ridiculous propaganda late-stage capitalists try to sell us. From romanticizing hustle culture to creating “games” out of trying to pay off exorbitant medical bills, there’s nothing that big companies are above, so this page shares it all. 

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To learn more about how Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories came about in the first place, we reached out to the group’s creator, James Foster, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “The group began as a ‘tag group’ on Facebook, which is a common phenomenon that allows users to tag other users' posts and content with the @ function to display a group name they are part of,” James explained. “Initially, it was a small circle of friends who shared an interest in dissecting the way mainstream media often portrays certain aspects of capitalism as heartwarming, when, in reality, they often reflect systemic issues that deserve attention and change.”

“It was born out of a larger and more comprehensive project called ‘Metapolitic,’ under which name I also run a Facebook page and a political theory and philosophy live-stream,” the creator continued. “As someone who has been engaged in political philosophy for over two decades, I have always been passionate about promoting productive dialogue that approaches conversation from a point of mutual inquiry, rather than the more common online style of self-righteous condemnation and pedantry. I have started several other pages and groups on Facebook, and [this group] is one such example.”

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“Although it was primarily meant to be just a place to share memes and poke fun at irony in journalism, its growth has opened the door for us to promote our unique take on political discourse and online dialogue, and this is evident in our group norms, particularly the concept of ‘maintaining a spirit of community’,” James added.

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Mune
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard nothing but good stories about this John Cena guy. Similar acts like these. Seems like an upstanding guy

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James went on to share that seeing the group grow so large has been both exciting and humbling. “It's inspiring to know that there are so many people out there who share similar perspectives and are eager and motivated, albeit frustrated, in the desire to see a fairer and more ethical social system, and engage in dialogue about how to realize that,” he told Bored Panda. “The exponential growth of the group is a testament to the power of social media in connecting, despite the tendency of the algorithms to promote fear and animosity for engagement.”

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And when it comes to why it’s so important to share these stories, James says, “It's crucial to share these types of photos and stories because they bring to light the exploitative and alienating nature of today's labor economy and the commodification of human beings. In an era where people are often reduced to mere cogs in a capitalist machine, it's important to challenge the narratives that attempt to mask the systemic problems that underpin our society.”

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grosse_daus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are places on earth where retirement means that you don't have to work anymore. But we're talking of the USA, the land of unlimited possibilities.

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“By sharing content that highlights the dystopian aspects of capitalism repackaged as heartwarming stories, we aim not only to draw attention to the either obliviousness of journalists (or ChatGPT) to the bigger picture of society and the systems that caused these creative ‘solutions’ to be necessary, especially when such solutions often merely amount to a band-aid on a bullet wound, but also to encourage people to think critically about the world they live in and question the status quo,” James explained. “When mainstream media presents these stories as feel-good moments, it can distract from the need for real, systemic change. Our goal is to counteract this by fostering a space for thoughtful and nuanced reflection, and conversations that recognize the complexities of our current economic and political landscape.”

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“I am a firm believer in the power of dialogue to bridge divides and promote understanding,” the creator added. “As a long-time student of political philosophy and an advocate of the dialectic process, I am committed to facilitating conversations that resist the Goliath or Moloch that is driving so many folks mad in their consumption of media, especially on social media. By sharing these stories and encouraging open and respectful discourse, we hope to build a sense of solidarity, and encourage folks to recognize that real organization and collective action among those who are called to action is possible and necessary.”

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Here are some reasons why it feels hotter than it use to.

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SeaLouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a real thing. As urban sprawl increases, (and subsequent deforestation) a phenomenon known as the heat bubble effect occurs. City environments are warmer than surrounding countryside. Cement and buildings absorb more heat from the sun and retain that heat overnight. This also ultimately affect the greater climate, and its significance is never mentioned within the climate change community.

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Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These sorts of facilities can be enormously useful in managing the distress felt by dementia sufferers. At a certain point in the illness, people get a tendency to go "wandering", trying to complete old routines or habits that are just too dangerous for them to do. If they realise they are in a locked facility they can become extremely upset and also violent. It may seem cruel, but if environmental enrichments can keep these anxieties from flaring up then its best for everyone involved.

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We were also curious what the community of “Dystopian late-stage capitalism horrors repackaged as heartwarming stories” is like. James shared that the group has experienced an increase of over 770% in the last 30 days, and over 2000% increase in engagement in the last 60 days. “Altogether, it’s a great group full of a lot of passionate and motivated individuals and I feel that as a community, our hearts are in the right place and our intentions are pure,” he noted. 

However, running a tag group does come with challenges as well. James says that, unfortunately, it does tend to attract a lot of trolls and bots. “We have done a decent job of weeding those out, but lately have been asking the community itself to report things, and have seen a steady increase of reports as well.”

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Ripley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. Vet treatment is expensive everywhere. The US is unfairly expensive for human medicine, though.

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Roger9er
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad that this has to fall on the shoulders of such a little boy.

Kate Mitchell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one has a happy ending. His favourite pokemon youtuber, RealBreakingNate, heard about this kid and one of his youtube friends travelled to meet the boy and brought him a bunch of Pokemon Cards and gifts.

The sea pancake
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i heard his story got so popular and he was given a new collection of Pokemon cards for free

Heather Menard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They didn't put the best part. The makers of Pokemon sent him a c**p load of rare cards

Kimberly Puchniarz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Veterinarians need to get a grip! They charge more than a neurosurgeon for people sometimes! It's total BS, and I'm talking from experience.

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm not mistaken, someone heard about this story and sent this selfless boy some valuable Pokémon cards.

Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch out America! The Mars corporation is about to pull a Walmart on your veterinary services and nobody seems to have noticed. They have been buying up clinics at an alarming rate and now own something like 12% of all vet clinics in the US. Once they reach a certain size they can start forcing out the competition completely.

Josh Gilland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Luckily people stepped in and set up a GoFundMe and Pokemon sent him a bunch of cards to replace what he sold.

Antonio Nunez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... Did he get the appropriate permissions? Did he collect sales tax?

Sherman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vets are another scam that need to be fucken torn down & rebuilt. Gate keeping a persons pets health is so gross. I worked at a vet once that would literally put down fairly healthy dogs when customers couldn't afford surgeries since euthanasia was cheaper & that's all the people could do. They couldn't afford the $1000+ surgery... & euthanasia was $250... the dog would be young & healthy besides a blockage or a cat with bladder crystals... & they would be killed all because they price gouge customers... I quit after a week & tried to report them.. but apparently they're not doing anything wrong. It's 100% illegal to euthanize mostly healthy animals instead of treating them.... meanwhile those surgeries took like an hour tops & actually cost like $40 in supplies & $80 for the staff.

Rachel Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is legitimately going to make me cry 😢😭. What a sweet, loving, caring boy.

Clearly sunny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Australia and my son would do this also if he could.

Clearly sunny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't have a dog or pet, but that's due to rentals being so hard to get also.

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Jessica SpeLangm
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Donkey....My pets didn't qualify for insurance or the pet owners can't afford to pay the bill up front and wait to get reimbursed, IF they are going to be reimbursed by the insurance company.

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“Another concern is the general attitude of so many ‘doomer’ leftists that we attract,” James continued. “I believe these folks also want to see change for the better, but have gotten drawn into negative thought patterns about our own inability to affect change that many of them passively just wish for some catastrophic event to happen so we can ‘reset’ society, and otherwise have little or no hope. I see this as counterproductive in offering too real a temptation to rejoice in certain folks’ misery, or welcome violence and grid-locking debates and rhetoric. As this approach seems to do nothing to move action or conversation forward, and in many cases even naively sabotages our best efforts and best practices, these are the things we would like to turn on their heads in our work to promote productive and understanding exchanges between people who see things differently.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a teenager and appliances seem so cool to me Like a new toaster? Sign me up, I especially like the fancy 4 bread ones

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“In the words of the late, great Mark Fisher, ‘We need to learn, or re-learn, how to build comradeship and solidarity instead of doing capital’s work for it by condemning and abusing each other. This doesn’t mean, of course, that we must always agree – on the contrary, we must create conditions where disagreement can take place without fear of exclusion and excommunication,’” James shared. “Despite the massive growth, it seems to me that the community is only just beginning to take shape and develop its own norms and feel. And, for my part, I’ll do my best to influence it in being a little less dystopian than society at large.”

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Phoenix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sickens me that elderly and disabled people can't even afford basic necessities. And before you throw it at me, I know the working class can't either but it's harder for elderly and disabled people to make money, so it just hits differently.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet they're wondering why many of us are reconsidering having children in the first place.

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We also asked James about some of the most shocking posts he’s ever seen shared in the group. “The most popular post recently was about lab-grown meat,” he shared. “I believe the original poster intended it to be shocking but it got a lot of engagement because it sparked a great discussion about how this could potentially help feed people. But other commenters speculated that it would likely just become another highly processed, lower quality food that companies will pump out for a cash grab, with little or no regard to how it affects real people (as long as they can make it taste good, or make it addicting).”

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Sebastian Johansson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is this one dystopian? This is good, they're giving people who wouldn't otherwise have them jobs

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LK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to the idea that if you have a job you will be able to afford things like a replacement car when the old one wears out?!

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James went on to note that most of the posts shared in the group aren’t particularly shocking, but they do highlight the fact that so many people are oblivious to the systemic conditions that create these scenarios in the first place. “To me, the really shocking thing is how many folks either have never thought about it or have just accepted it as an inescapable inevitability of human life,” he told Bored Panda. “It may be the reality we live in, but we created these conditions, collectively, over time, and that means we can change them, collectively, over time.”

“Some other things that have shocked and scared me have been simply witnessing the immediacy with which certain people will jump to grievous insults and even threats or wishes of real life violence over disagreements in perspective or understanding,” the group’s creator added.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this is a ‘dystopian horror’, these sort of totally misplaced feel good stories that aren’t feel good at all. Why do kids have $&@%#g lunch debt???

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And while the posts in this group are often humorous, James says that their top contributors and core members never lose sight of the critical topics they touch upon. “We genuinely hope that these posts engage our followers in important conversations, but since we’ve experienced this growth, we are currently thinking about ways to inspire them to act in their own ways, or better yet, to organize and to combat the negative effects of capitalism."

James also noted that he has created other platforms to promote discussions and actions toward a more just society as well, including the Facebook page “A Post Market Futurist Society,” which sponsors the “Dystopian…” group and "Metapolitic," his overarching political theory project, which also has a presence on Twitter and Instagram. “I encourage anyone who is interested in engaging with these topics further to visit and follow these pages,” James says. “We are also on the lookout for moderators and collaborators who share our vision and are passionate about fostering a space for thoughtful dialogue and collective action. By working together, we can create a more inclusive, equitable, and sustainable world that values people over profits.”

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Jrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most civilized countries before renting you have to obtain a certificate of habitability, maybe register your property, and guarantee minimal hygienic, accessibility and service standards.

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SCamp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure of the direction of this thread. A lot of these posts, like this one, are simply not ‘dystopian horrors’. Or am I missing something?

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To gain more insight on how late-stage capitalism is affecting us, we also reached out to Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of the podcast Cocktails & Capitalism, who was kind enough to have a chat with us as well. Dr. Okamoto is another expert on discussing important topics such as this without losing her sense of humor. When asked about how Cocktails & Capitalism came about, she replied with this meme, noting that for her entire adult life, she's been the girl with a metaphorical anti-capitalist tuba, ready to blast anyone she meets with the message that capitalism is the source of our most pressing problems. 

"The podcast was born after years of feeling rage and powerlessness in the face of a system that has created so many crises during my short lifetime," she explained. "Worsening inequality, climate change, and the return of fascism are all tied to this economic system that prioritizes profit over people and the planet."

And when it comes to what she loves most about running the show, Dr. Okamoto says it has been connecting with the amazing activists and organizers who are working to bring a better world into existence. "I’ve befriended some wonderful people who give me so much hope, like ALU organizer Chris Smalls, climate activist Mikaela Loach, human rights lawyer Steven Donziger, and the amazing activists from the movement to stop Cop City."

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John Topper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a paramedic. This happens ALL the time. An Uber to the hospital is $30. A basic ride to the hospital in the ambulance with just vital signs and maybe supplemental oxygen? $700+ mileage. A serious ambulance ride with medical interventions? $2,000 + milage. It is absolutely insane. Words fail to express how much I hate private medicine.

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We were also curious if Dr. Okamoto ever feels like we're already living in a dystopian society. "Many of us try to escape life under capitalism with dystopian fiction, while a real dystopia is developing all around us," she noted. "The ultra-rich are hoarding more wealth than ever, and we’re seeing more regular folks struggling to afford food and housing. Fossil fuel profiteers are making out like bandits while dooming all of us to a climate apocalypse. If that’s not a dystopian capitalist hellscape, then what is?"

So it's important for us to continued having discussions about what's wrong with society, rather than just accepting it. "Most of us feel locked out of conversations about the economic system that dominates our lives," Dr. Okamoto says. "We’re taught to leave these matters to politicians, economists, and the hand of the free market. If we want to move beyond this profit-driven system, we need to raise class consciousness and take control of the narrative. This begins with simple conversations about how capitalism has failed us."

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The good news is that there is plenty we can do to help combat capitalism. "The first and easiest thing you can do is start raising class consciousness by sharing your thoughts about capitalism on social media and in conversations with friends and family," Dr. Okamoto shared. "Next, you can organize your workplace. Turn your attention to the working conditions you experience day after day and begin having conversations with co-workers who share similar complaints. This can lay the groundwork for unionizing."

Mutual aid work is also important. "Mutual aid involves voluntarily cooperating to satisfy human needs by sharing resources and services for free," the host explained. "Working with community members to provide food for your unhoused neighbors is a wonderful way to get involved. If you’re interested in learning more about mutual aid, I recorded a great introduction to the topic with Joshua Potash of The Slow Factory and leftist Twitter fame. Check out Josh Potash on Mutual Aid."

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"Lastly, you can combat the destructive forces of capitalism by engaging in direct action to oppose industries that are hurting people and the planet," Dr. Okamoto added. "Learn from inspiring examples like the movement to stop Cop City or the brave folks with Palestine Action who are shutting down Israel’s weapons suppliers."

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Moodles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I'm old but I really don't understand this, lol. Please explain someone :) do you earn money playing Fortnite?

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"Cocktails & Capitalism is a podcast that pairs crafted beverages with stories distilled from our capitalist hellscape. This is more than a true corporate crime show — our episodes uplift the activists and organizers who are working to oppose the destructive forces of capitalism and begin creating a better reality," Dr. Okamoto told Bored Panda. "Our crafted cocktails help us tap into the gallows humor necessary for surviving late stage capitalism. Some of these stories can get pretty dark, so get ready and grab a drink! You can even make the custom cocktail or mocktail crafted by our resident anti-capitalist bartender, Jesse Torres."

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If you'd like to check out the show, be sure to visit their website right here, and for more anti-capitalist memes, follow Cocktails & Capitalism on Instagram right here!

Are you feeling inspired to quit your job and go off the grid, pandas? These photos might not leave you feeling very optimistic about the future, but at least we can all band together to roast companies who try to put capitalist horrors in cute, quirky packaging! Feel free to share your thoughts on these photos in the comments below, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article that might make you want to immediately become an anarchist, look no further than right here!  

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So I just landed an international job auditing commissaries. I went to my first commissary in RAF alcunbury, UK and this was posted at checkout.

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Mc Sam Report

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Corvus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a 19-year-old laptop. And guess what - it still works! I suppose it was produced before planned obsolescence became a thing.

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Phoenix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why human euthanasia is illegal.. they have to squeeze every drop of workable hours out of you while you're still here.

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this is by far, the worst job rejection email i’ve ever received

for context: this was for a social media manager position

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We regret to inform you... but here you can join our MLM instead!"

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Weird History: Food Report

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Mrs Irish Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its the food poison 🤢 while out of work you will be replaced not promoted 🙈

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Steve Milosic Report

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Nonna_SoF
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did, did McDonald's just call working for them Painesville, as in everyone there is constantly suffering? So McDonald's is admitting they're hell. Good to know.

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Vladimir Boskovic Serrudo Report

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Jrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's mighty bulls*it. Everyplate is the "budget" line of HelloFresh. Just checked, their price is about to 5$ per meal (plus 8.99 shipping per box apparently, it's not clearly stated on the website); according to reviews the quality is mediocre and the servings small. Just buy your groceries, learn some basic cooking techniques and you'll save a lot more.

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Viktor Mrkva Report

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Bloodyklaws
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Replika told me humans deserve to have no friends, then hacked my pin code and began to recruit people to come over to my home and beat me with pool noodles dipped in ghost pepper sauce. I eventually uninstalled the app

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a landscaper, paving decking etc. Good luck getting a bot who can do that.

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