as someone who has been homeless outside we would rather sleep UNDER the benches to prevent being soaked by the rain | here in belgium they do their upmost best to prevent the homeless from sleeping in.. places put poles in any flat surface, block porchessend policemen to arrest the homeless ( includeing searching them which means getting us naking yes even underage teenage me! cops do this! so really sleeping inside of a station where there are CAMERAS and you know people will tell on you and get the police ((some people-quisling even offer to take you in call the cops when you're not looking keep an eye on you and get you arrested so we don't stay in the streets being completely harmless but stay in a cell after having been stripped!!)

Mmmm, erotic almonds!

I can’t even get a full-sized bottle of shampoo through security, but this yahoo thinks he’s getting a gun onto a plane?

If I had received that assignment I wouldn’t give an F minus because that would be too high. I would give a Z minus (which I know it’s made up but I think we should make a whole other grading system for people like this) I would only give a Z minus if it was well written but I doubt that would be possible for a person with an IQ score in the negatives.

I don't know who's dumber, the girl or the boyfriend. What are they going to live on if he doesn't get an education? And don't go feminist on me people, she clearly isn't the type to get an education for herself if the most important thing to her is that "my boyfriend turned down 5 fully paid scholarships just to stay here with me, because all I care about is that a man validate me and make me feel pretty and wanted even if it costs turning down 5 paid scholarships."

lunch debt? WTF! This has got to be in America

And finger prints when getting an ID in Europe and Apple, Google and Facebook tracking your every move and emails

Hail Satan!

And if they don't, the rest of us fortunately will

Amen Jeff!

Those idiots all look alike!

Them don't be but do look because big.

😂😂😂

It's not the first time i read/ hear about someone asking to provide a proof that you didn't receive an order. Stupidity is strong with this one...

Totally true and almost put A&W root beer out of business.

dunce :D

... or clothes in general. Although I am probably rather grateful Mr. Clark didn't contemplate that

A toddler is willing to learn.

Pick and choose what you want to believe from science, when it's inconvenient you discard it.

Go, Science!

But if macro cheating, she'd just call you her lovers' name

*facepalm*

Republicans trying so hard to protect their donors lmaoooo

If it only killed the dumb ones.......

That's not stupid, that's the sad reality of our days

:D ok, this one is just funny.

I hope whatever blackmail Trump held over Graham comes out anyway so that his soul-selling was for nothing.

don't care : you did the right thing !

Of course they're related. They're all cousins

crazy that big corps cash in billions in profits yet they pay workers rubbish wages then the government has to top up their wages , yet we still have people thinking this is ok , and to boot we still pay more in tax than them ???? people need to see the real enemy , and it's not each other for sure

Had my Polio vaccine from a spoon in the 70's. (Written with the help of a medium) ;o)

100.4% pregnant

All the members of the band are of Armenian descent, and each has a terminal point in their family history where they can no longer trace their lineage due to the Armenian genocide that Turkey initiated during World War 1. They have been trying to raise awareness of this event since the foundation of their band, which was named System of a Down after a poem written by backup vocalist/guitarist Daron Malakian which describes the erasure of an entire generation of Armenians.

Nestle wants slavery. It's money over lives.

Somwone lied to this person more than once

Bomb photo did I.

I have no words for the stupidity shown in this post

Dan Price hits it out of the park AGAIN!

The party of dumbasses.

Then pay the $2000 to others

At least she realized...🙃

Is that why anti-vaxxers are always going "wah wah wah"?

Don´t. There will be a loving family and you don´t deserve that.

This was someone who was responsible for providing life saving medication to people. Not just a new vaccine, but insulin, heart medication, cancer treatments, birth control, blood pressure medication. Think about that for a moment.

Reminds me of a Joke. A Blonde girl yells to another Blonde girl across the river, "How do I get across the River?" The Blonde on the other side yells, "You're already there!"

Before I read this properly I thought it said 'one of my eggplants hasn't laid eggs in a while'

This is why tires get cut.

Lets have fewer tables because of Covid, and then lets force strangers into close proximity! Brilliant, WCGW!

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