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Saw a pretty tatted up guy one day with some Chinese markings on his forearm, asked him what they meant and he said "just a bunch of random Chinese letters", to which I inquired, "which ones?" and he corrected me, saying "no, it says - "just a bunch of random Chinese letters"

Thought it was pretty slick

WoW_Fishmonger Report

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

Slick and hilarious.

106points

Guy had "変態外人" on his arm, said it meant "Lover of Asian Beauty" when in fact it means "Foreign Pervert"

takatori Report

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262points

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Kaisu 4 years ago

Why would you take a "lover of asian beauty" tattoo anyways, sounds creepy

177points

While Kotryna said that she has yet to personally see a similar tattoo in real life, she’s read plenty of similar stories on the internet. According to her, if a tourist visits Asia and gets a tattoo that turns out to be dumb or a random string of words, it’s usually the visitor who’s at fault.

“The person in question might have done something to offend the tattoo artist. Either that or they’re so convinced of their own personal interpretation of what the symbols mean that the tattoo artist feels helpless to ask if the person understands what the tattoo really means,” Kotryna told Bored Panda.

My uncle has "Egg Drop Soup" tattooed on his wrist in Mandarin. He tells everyone it means something different (strength, destiny, etc.) but he got it so that he can go to the Chinese place when he is super hungover. He wears shades and noise-cancelling headphones, points to his wrist and is able to stay in his happy place while getting his favorite hangover meal. And yes, he was hungover when he got the tattoo.

GRF_McElroy Report

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249points

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gloria benado 4 years ago

Brilliant!!!

100points

forgotten_my_mantra Report

Friend of a friend- wanted a tattoo that said “Bad Ass”. It translated to “ evil butt”.

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226points

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EA 4 years ago (edited)

That is technically correct 😂

169points

My mom is from Japan, and she used to point out tattoos to me all the time. I don't speak Japanese myself, so I can't give the exact translations or characters.

She told me one of the biggest mistakes people make is when they pair two characters together, without checking what the characters mean as a group. They assume that the characters maintain their original meanings no matter what's alongside them.

There are two examples I remember really clearly:

(1) a woman with characters like "sexy" and "woman". What it actually said was whore house.

(2) a dude with "sex" and "freak" on his chest, which actually meant something along the lines of predator or pervert.

She'd see the tattoos and just immediately start giggling. Memories. :,)

Meaghan11 Report

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182points

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nanashi 4 years ago

Kanji/Chinese characters are not similar to the English/Latin alphabet. they are called 'characters' instead of alphabet for a reason.

80points

Silently-Fangirling Report

She had some useful advice for anyone who’s thinking of getting a tattoo in any foreign language (especially Japanese and Chinese). “Find a friend who knows the language. Let them check the meaning of the words or phrases you want to get tattoos of, whether they mean what you think they mean.”

Kotryna added: “Not all tattoo artists in the West know Asian languages and they might not be able to tell you that a particular phrase isn’t correct.”

“Asian languages, especially Chinese and Japanese, work differently than we’re used to. Two words combined together don’t always mean what you think,” she said, referring to Ariana Grande’s “7 Rings” tattoo that actually means “Barbeque Grill.” Ariana later unsuccessfully tried to fix the tattoo and it now says "Japanese Barbeque Finger."

Learning Japanese, but I saw someone bragging about a tattoo on their wrist in public being ‘deep’ and ‘meaningful’. It was in katakana, which I can read, so I carefully glance at it as I walk by.

It was ‘ケロ’. As in ‘kero’.

That’s the sound a frog makes. They just tattooed ‘ribbit’ onto their wrist.

Final score:

172points

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Daria B 4 years ago

Bokegaeru did it again! They're planning to rule the world by marking poor stupid Pekoponjin with their secret messages! (Kerokerokerokerokerokerokero~~~~)

41points

The four elements tattoo with "Dirt, hot, blow, wet" was pretty funny.

chronocaptive Report

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171points

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eliana 4 years ago

i meannn technically they aren't wrong

111points

Agamemnon_the_great Report

It wasn't a tatoo, but I knew a girl who stitched some japanese symbols onto her bathrobe "just because they looked pretty".

Translation was "Tokyo fire department"

Final score:

167points

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

Well, after reading the previous posts, this is not a horror story. This one is very funny!

86points

#10

Young white people getting tattoos of Asian symbols

Young white people getting tattoos of Asian symbols that they think they know the meaning of, but really don't. White guy who speaks Chinese here. I've perfected the tactful question: "what does your tattoo mean to you?"

A sample of the tattoos I've actually seen on real people:

真实 - "authentic/actual." Dude's response "keep it real."

演 - "perform." person's response: "dragon."

操 - "f**k." Person's response: "beauty."

混蛋 - "moron." Person's response: "it's my name in Chinese."

鸡 - literally "chicken," but figuratively "hooker/prostitute." Person's response: beautiful woman.

富达而立克 - "Frederick." Person's response "It's my name." Me: "Fred?" Him: "what?"

生命 - "living/biological." Person's response: "Destiny."

能 - "to be able to." Pronounced "nung." The person thought it was 龍 - "dragon." Pronounced "lung."

...and my personal favorite:

我从来没有毕业高中 - "I never graduated high school."

knowbodynows Report

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164points

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EA 4 years ago

混蛋 - "moron." Person's response: "it's my name in Chinese." Gold!

164points

#11

A work colleague (now long term friend) had ‘pom pooey’ tattooed on his shoulder. He had been to Thailand and the locals nick-named him pom pooey and said it meant happy fat man (he was fat, he was happy, lovely man). He did not know how to spell it (or even say it correctly?) but, 20 years later, he still loves that tattoo.

Ysabo13 Report

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Nikki D 4 years ago

This is my favorite!

54points

#12

Not my story but a friend of mine:

She could read kanji and was in class one day noticing this girl’s tattoo for the first time. Confused she inquired about it:

“What does your tattoo say?”

“High princess”

Turns out it actually said pig princess.

whereegosdare84 Report

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152points

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Human #1,232,867 4 years ago

You have to kiss her, and the pig will become a princess!

63points

#13

I'm half Japanese.

Saw a guy with 田力 tattoo going down his arm. He probably wanted 男 (boy/man)...I'm guessing.

田力 translates to Rice field power. Rice field power.

Kyalon Report

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152points

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Daria B 4 years ago

Yay! Power to the rice rice fields! They deserve their rights too!

98points

#14

Took Mandarin in high school. My teacher told us about a woman who had a tattoo of the word "免费"--probably thinking it meant "free" as in "free-spirited"--but it actually means "free" as in "no cost."

jesuisunchien Report

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149points

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

That could lead to an awkward situation...

93points

#15

I have the characters for Shrimp Dumpling (Har Gow) tattooed on me. I knowingly did this because I'm half Chinese and [friggin] love shrimp dumplings.
A Chinese girl asked me if I knew what it meant, and I laughed and said, of course, I love dumplings. My Chinese mother was not impressed but then laughed and said it was very me.

dayracoon Report

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138points

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glowworm2 4 years ago

This one is cute and was done knowingly---not a fail at all.

9points

#16

A friend of mine has a leg tattoo that says: 我看不懂汉字 Which basically translates as 'I can't read Chinese' It gets a lot of attention in the summer. *we both live in China.

Pers_Graffiti Report

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133points

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Blueberry Woofle 4 years ago

this is funny

52points

#17

Dude was so proud of his grandson that he had a tattoo that said “I love my grandson”

Except I’m guessing everyone just googled “I love my grand son” because it came out reading “I love fat boys.”

Whoops

MisterComrade Report

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128points

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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago

Haha, I want that tattoo!

28points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Technically, it's not wrong. Grand = fat; son = boy.

3points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 4 years ago

Oh, c**p. So _that's_ how it ended up that way!! (I was wondering why...)

0points

ariscari 4 years ago

He should get a pic of the ice cream sandwich underneath it...

2points

Renee Schreader 4 years ago

I think this is the funniest one I've ever heard.

2points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

-and in Jamaica 'fat boy' doesn't mean the same as in the US.

1point

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

What does it mean there?

2points

Iggy 4 years ago

Yikes!

1point

spharoe 4 years ago

Oh no!

0points

#18

I knew a guy who thought he had "warrior" tattooed on his arm but another friend informed me actually read "drunk arsehole".

He was an arsehole, and often drunk, so I chose to believe this.

Geeky_Monkey Report

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125points

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How Terribly Unfortunate 4 years ago

Very fitting.

41points

#19

While stationed in Japan a friend got a tattoo by some random guy outside of base, he wanted some Shinto quote for a prosperous life but instead got the kanji reading something like "fat fish eat long" the Japanese workers just called him fat fish for the next 3 years... it caught on life fire even random people from other commands knew his nickname

Axino11 Report

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122points

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Hans 4 years ago

Fat fish for life! Seriously..."got a tattoo by some random guy"...why would anyone in any case take such a choice for something that is for a lifetime?

51points

#20

I met a girl when I was backpacking in China who knowingly had the characters for "prostitute" tattooed on her hip - she thought it was funny, and the only people who saw it would be ones she chose to show it to.

The Chinese guy who was drinking with us in the hostel was horrified, and suggested that she get another tattoo underneath which said "only joking".

SilentSamamander Report

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122points

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

Youth and poor choices...

69points

#21

I speak Mandarin, and it works both ways. Here's one in reverse. On the beach in Taiwan I saw a huge - and I mean huge, ripped Taiwanese guy walking on the beach in Hualien with his girlfriend. On his back in black gothic letters, flanked by swords, was the phrase: "Sl*t Dude". Told him it was an interesting choice in tattoo....store behind it? Turned out he thought he was getting a tattoo that said "Swordsman". When he found out what it actually said, well...wouldn't want to be that artist.

JimBobBoBubba Report

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110points

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Olga Antonova 4 years ago

Why on Earth tattoo people think they are entitled to do this??? If you don't like the message, just don't do it, be professional.

80points

#22

Japanese speaker here. Guy had one that read "トン勝" Someone told him that トン (Ton) means pig and 勝 (katsu) means to win. He thought that putting them together means to win against pigs (police?) とんかつ Tonkatsu means pork cutlet. I didn't have the heart to tell him.

RyuuAraragi Report

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107points

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nanashi 4 years ago

my Japanese teacher would have a heart attack if I tell him this story

49points

#23

I knew a guy who had a full on 'Yakuza' style tattoo done before he was 20 with the intention of going to Japan to show it off and 'join the Yakuza'.

No idea if he's still alive, but he was always a moron.

MrEarlGray Report

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105points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

"Join the Yakuza..." ok.......

62points

#24

I didn't see it myself, but two coworkers of mine were laughing their asses off after coming back from lunch one day, saying they had seen a woman with a (I assume Chinese) tattoo that translated to "Not a Tattoo."

Darnitol1 Report

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104points

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similarly 4 years ago

That's really funny.

33points

breadtanglewrangler Report

#25

I saw someone with the characters for "Big" and "Father" and figured it was like, an approximation of Big Daddy. The guy got really agitated with me and told me it was Chinese for "eternal wealth".

Okay.

Final score:

101points

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

I can´t believe people arguing with actual native speakers of a language they (tattooed ones) clearly don´t know anything about.

62points

#26

I don't speak Japanese nor Chinese, but I once had an Art Academy colleague who had two kanjis she had tatooed on each shoulder, and she believed they meant "eternal happiness" or something, because she saw them in a book at a flea market.

I copied the kanjis on a piece of paper and translated them on Google. They roughly translated to "foot fungus". Ew.

The Kanjis are these: 足菌

dravazay Report

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93points

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Deku 4 years ago

100% foot fungus XD

52points

#27

Not chinese or Japanese but I have the tattoo.

I got a tattoo that was suppose to mean fearless a friend who majored in mandarin says it means small cake.

thelionintheheart Report

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93points

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Jason M 4 years ago

"What do you want it to say?" "Fearless!" "...Fururessu? Sounds...difficult." "Nah, it's a piece of cake.". "Oh...ok."

66points

#28

A friend of mine did a tattoo he thought it was faith but in reality was soup

mhr1993 Report

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92points

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Ani Archeron 4 years ago

even better

44points

SpiritofaTrafficJam Report

#29

"Spicy Noodles."

Poor girl thought is was "faith" or something stupid.

Final score:

84points

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Dutch VanZandt 4 years ago

Her (fictional) stripper name, perhaps?

38points

#30

Once when I was in university, working at a shop, a very fat lady came in with the kanji for "large" tattooed on her shoulder blade. I politely complimented her tattoo and asked what it meant. She said it meant "sassy".

prop-girl-3000 Report

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83points

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AlexG 4 years ago

True tat then 😂🤣🤣

26points

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#31

“If you’re reading this, your eyes are slanted”

They were correct.

Nazisloveme Report

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82points

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Deku 4 years ago

Offensive but hilarious

50points

#32

Seen a few over the years but one that I remember most was when I first started learning Mandarin.

The guy had a tattoo on the back of his leg that proudly said 牛肉 which means beef.

komnenos Report

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71points

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Phoebe Bean 4 years ago

Honoring his beefy leg, perhaps?

31points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#33

My wife’s boyfriend from college got her name tattooed on his arm — after they broke up. Turns out the tattoo didn’t say “Carrie”, it said “Curry”. So I guess in a way, it probably worked out better for him.

alien109 Report

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70points

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A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

I've never heard of a person getting a tattoo of their partner's name, AFTER they broke up?? How odd.

33points

#34

Japanese speaker here. Some guy had one that said d*ck in Japanese on his neck. I laughed so hard in the train and no one knew why.

iivcy Report

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69points

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nanashi 4 years ago (edited)

did he wanted it to express his love for パチンコ but can't handle the pain so just abbreviated it to just チンコ?

13points

#35

Translator here. So many good ones:

Had a metalhead guy think he had 'Rock and Roll' in Japanese on his arm. Turns out it was '岩滑り' which is rockslide/landslide, the natural disaster.

Had a girl with a tramp stamp she thought meant sweet babe, but actually had '砂糖幼児', lit. 'sugar baby'

Then there're the ones that are either backwards, incomplete, or non sensical. The latter usually happens when you try and translate an idiom pr phrase or glurgey motivational saying and you end up with 'passionate passion fear' or something equally meaningless

popebarley Report

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69points

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A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

"Then there're the ones that are either backwards, incomplete, or non sensical." LOL - any LOST fans here?? https://lostpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Jack%27s_tattoos#Translation JackShepha...8cab4c.jpg

13points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#36

I've seen a guy which had a tattoo 馬鹿外人 (a stupid foreigner). It was LOL. I wonder he'd done it for purpose or not

Calavera39 Report

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68points

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Audrey Bob-The-Builder 4 years ago

It means Idiot foreigner for all you fellow non-Japanese speaking, people

14points

#37

I speak Japanese and I have seen quite a lot of tattoos that don't make sense because they are clearly direct translations from english, or because people don't take cultural context into consideration. Like the kanji for woman and man (女、男) which do literally mean woman and man, but in Japan the singular kanji strongly connotes a public toilet since this is what is on the doors.

Then there's all the inverted miswritten kanji.

In another direction, I also speak Danish, Swedish and Norwegian and it has become real popular to use the vowels æøå in other countries. I guess, to indicate scandinavian quality/authenticity/coolness, I don't know... But it never makes any sense. Like the make-up company Kosås. I know it's just a name, but it sounds really stupid.

seimsolo Report

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67points

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Martina Pada 4 years ago

Kosås = cow sauce in swedish :D I'm dying laughing here!!

72points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#38

Cantonese speaker here, I saw a white woman on the street with a tattoo that says “fix” on her back, maybe she needs fixing..

shadowoverlord99 Report

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67points

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Upvote for the last part

24points

#39

Very recently I saw someone with the Chinese sign for "Infected" tattooed. Like what is that even supposed to mean lol

tooyoungtoobored Report

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63points

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

A euphemism for Coronavirus.

61points

#40

I don't know if this was stupid or brilliant but someone had ＂您有小龍湯圓嗎？＂which is respectfully asking if they had soup dumplings. I thought it was really stupid until someone said that they must really like soup dumplings...

1n1billionAZNsay Report

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61points

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A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

I like how it's written as a 'respectful' request! LOL

18points

#41

Colleague of mine wanted his name (Nick) tattooed on his arm in Chinese characters .

To the credit of the artist, the stuff on his arm IS pronounced "Nígū", 尼姑. It translates to "nun".

Ayindar Report

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58points

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Juririn 4 years ago

Could have been 肉🍗🤔, too

11points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#42

Sister has an apprenticeship at a tattoo parlor, she sent me a pic of a customer's tattoo asking what it said. The customer had said that it meant "Inner Power". The word was ハンバーガー (pronounced hanbaga), in English this means hamburger. My sister chose not to tell her, as it would definitely ruin her day, and I choose to believe she saw some "inspirational" Facebook post meant to trick people into believing things about a culture they only pretend to care about, and I applaud whoever made it.

PattonNormstrum Report

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58points

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weatherwitch 4 years ago

I just hope she's not vegetarian!

26points

#43

Saw a guy with a "今日は金" tattoo on his back which he thought meant something like "Treasure each day". The literal translation is "Today is gold". Not the worst one, but to someone who was a native speaker it would be very strange.

CorporalSwaggins Report

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56points

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similarly 4 years ago

Casually, it can also mean "Today is Friday".

41points

#44

I live Tokyo and my SO is Japanese. I speak Japanese and read well enough to be able to understand signs and... tattoos. I'm still studying.

That being said, before moving here, I was in class and noticed someone with Japanese their arm. Looking at it, I knew it was either a mistake or perhaps it was actually a Chinese character as Japanese and Chinese share many of the same symbols. Unfortunately, he had a traditional Japanese demon on his arm...which actually made it more confusing in all reality.

The symbol was 家 which is generally read as house when alone. So, I played dumb and asked what his tattoo meant. Him: oh, I had a Japanese student stay with my family for a year and he said we were family so, I got the kanji for family tattooed on me.

Me: oh I see.

Now, I didn't say anything, but he was missing a kanji. It should have been 家族.

So, there is a dude with the japanese word for house running around on his arm, but he thinks it means family.

My BF also saw someone with 'kitchen's tattooed on their arm the other day on the train. They also had a shirt with a samurai on it, but the shirt said ninja.

dancingmoons21 Report

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52points

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Sasy 4 years ago

Home is where the heart is. I like it.

26points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#45

A lot of women have "女" written on them. For some reason they think having the word "woman" written in Japanese adds some sort of mystical feminine power to it when in reality people most often associate it with a bathroom door. Imagine seeing Japanese women walking around with "woman" tattooed on themselves. On top of that the kanji is often written rather sloppily like something a five year old would write, rather than elegant script.

Sydneyfigtree Report

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50points

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Jason M 4 years ago

*Imagines Yuuto showing off his American-language "Employees must wash hands after using restroom" tattoo*

36points

#46

There was a post recently about a tattoo in Thai reading “prawn spring roll” plastered across a lady’s shoulders.

stiffgordons Report

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Mantis Toboggan 4 years ago

A delicious mistake

15points

#47

My friend in highschool got “Italian” in mandarin tattoo’d on his neck... we later learned that it means “Italian food”

bigcityboy Report

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45points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Why should an italian get a tattoo in mandarin which means "Italian"?.... I have seen once a guy with the latin phrase "Ultima Ratio Regis" on his arm, but it was written in russian letters ...?

25points

#48

She had 教 on her shoulder. It means to teach. So I asked her why she got that on her shoulder.

Girl: No, it means to believe. Me: No, it means to teach... Girl: Maybe in Japanese, but in Chinese it means to believe. Me: ... Bless your heart... walks away

Well, I didn't say the last part, but I thought it after the fact.

*On mobile, didn't come out the way I thought I formatted...

rarecontribution Report

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43points

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

"Bless your heart." Lol

19points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#49

I don't understand either, but a dumb person I know got her son's name "Aiden" tattooed on her wrist in Japanese along with her baby daddy. I saw it and immediately sent it to my Japanese friend who said the tattoo said "flourish electricity" which is pronounced "aiden" but would definitely not be how they would write it if he applied for a Japanese visa or something.

CraptainHammer Report

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43points

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A. Sherlocat 4 years ago (edited)

Yeah, for the name Aiden, it would be written as 'eiden' ( エイデン ) in katakana. You don't write foreign names in kanji - maybe in Chinese they do, but not in Japanese.

16points

#50

Japanese. Meat Tuesday.

1 twisted-plots Report

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39points

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Meat Tuesday is the best kind of Tuesday.

25points

#51

My friends and i went to Japan, my buddy is a huge fan of the culture but doesn't understand the language so we went and he has a bunch of tattoos of all the places he has been with the sentence

I Visited ____ and so he wanted to get one in Japanese

Note the Japanese can be BRUTAL

He ended up getting "Don't Speak the Language, Don't visit the country"

He's trying to get it covered up.

Shatter4468 Report

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39points

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Laugh or not 4 years ago

That was totally uncalled for, unless your friend was very rude to the artist. Being happy to visit a country and wanting a tattoo is not a douche move.

90points

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#52

A Japanese friend from college shared this one with me.

A friend of his was a huge Chicago Bulls fan. To express his love of the team he got the kanji for bull on his bicept. The kanji he got actually translated to cow/beef.

CaptDanneskjold Report

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34points

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Well the bull cant live forever!

18points

#53

Riley Reid the pornstar has "生活帶來您時檸檬做檸檬水" inked on her back. It means when life gives you lemon, make lemonade but it's not a saying in Chinese so it sounds dumb tbh

There's also grammatical error so it makes it even funnier but apparently she did it as a joke? Idk

DayAndSeason Report

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32points

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Jason M 4 years ago

"When living provides citrus, add water and sugar then consume"

76points

#54

My coworker has " female hand" tattooed on her arm because she tried to spell her name in Japanese

limbodog Report

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32points

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your_lesbian_friend 4 years ago

Hi I'm Female Hand. What's your name?

18points

#55

Not chinese or japanese but relatable.

Korean. Worked with a guy in Korea as an ESL teacher. He had the words '미국사람' in poorly written hand writing or 'american person' tatted on his butt cheek and showed me one day the only tattoo he had lol

PhiladelphiaZoo Report

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30points

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Showed you? 😐

29points

#56

Seen a guy with 無料 tattooed on his forearm. In japanese it means "free", but in the sense that it doesn't cost anything. Poor guy probably used Google translate and was looking for the other meaning of free (自由 in Japanese)

PuzzleNuzzle Report

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29points

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Dynein 4 years ago

Now that's a problem that would apply when translating into ANY language, even ones close to English (German also differentiates between "frei" and "umsonst"/"kostenlos"). Not necessarily with that specific word, but there's always, between any two languages, instances where a word of one language covers several meanings that are differentiated in a different language. Monolinguals seem to have a hard time understanding that.

21points

#57

Watermelon

okq85 Report

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20points

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Da Coconut Nut 4 years ago

watermelon

21points

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Olga Antonova 4 years ago

In many cases it is tattoo owners’ fault, but in many cases such misleading translation was obviously done on purpose by the tattoo artist. Like with swordsman/s**t dude, warrior/drunk arsehole, eternal wealth/big father, sassy/large etc. It is so rude and unprofessional. It is not ok for tattoo artists to do this to people. If you do not like the person or the message, just refuse them service.

22points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Many tattoo artists rely on word-of-mouth referrals, and they CAN'T turn away a rude loudmouth who could ruin their living. So they get their comeuppance another way.

3points

Andres Tejeda 4 years ago

I have a deeply homophobic cousin that has a Chinese tattoo on his arm. He told us it meant "Family, Honor, Strength." So one day my Chinese friend and I decided to mess with him. So I told him to "translate" his tattoo and say it meant something funny. So when my cousin was showing us the tattoo me friend also knowing my cousin was homophobic said "you know that your tattoo means: "I love Asian boys". My cousin got so pissed and started denying it. We played it off saying well he is Chinese he speaks the language and reads/writes in it. So now my cousin always has it covered still thinking it means that after 10 years.

16points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

That's what he gets.

10points

Stefanie Patterson 4 years ago

I do the same thing to my cousins 😂

4points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Too many aggressively homophobic individuals are actually in denial or deeply closeted. Your joke could be close to the truth.

4points

Kesondra Key 4 years ago

When I was a kid, I had this amazing cat who I trained and was best friends with, her name was kamoi. My friend at the time told me it meant "bringer of light" so I named her that. Later I found out it meant "upper beam of a door" but I still got it tattooed, since it is still her name. I get some funny looks sometimes.

9points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Lucifer! 😈

0points

similarly 4 years ago

I've known a couple of people who actually chose to get Kanji tattoos that name the body part they're on: shoulder and leg.

8points

Suzanne Harris 4 years ago

I would 100% do this. 🤣

3points

Ray Heap 4 years ago

Not just in Kanji or Chinese, a British guy who, let´s say he is a "challenged" Skinhead, hool type person had a Tattoo in a huge Frakture font saying "Blute und Ähre" or Bleed and Ear (of wheat) when he wanted the world to know that he had Blut und Ehre or blood and honour I also gleefully pointed out that as a typesetter I know that the font was in fact not a German fraktur but an English one. I still smile remembering how his face left the rails.

7points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

It shouldn't, but it made me laugh :-)

2points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Seen in an Export Reject shop a lot of pink Tshirts with Chinese characters saying "bite me" across the bust area. Obvious why they were rejected but couldn't help wondering what the original order asked for.

6points

Seabeast 4 years ago

There was an old joke about a woman who saw some characters that she liked the look of on a menu at a Chinese restaurant and knitted them into a sweater. When a Chinese speaking friend saw it he burst out laughing and said told her that it meant "This dish is cheap but delicious".

6points

Colin Leetham 4 years ago

I have thought about trying to find the Japanese kanji for "A Celtic Symbol". I can see it now: "so what does that mean?" Me: It's 'a Celtic Symbol'. Them, looking confused: isn't that Japanese? Me, speaking slowly: it's a Celtic Symbol. (Simple pleasures, right?)

5points

electricveins 4 years ago

DO IT.

1point

Sarah Pryde 4 years ago (edited)

I worked with a girl at summer camp MANY years ago, and we had many staff from around the world as well. She had a Japanese mark on her LOWER BELLY that she told us meant "fish", since she happened to be a Pisces. Dude from Malaysia laughed, said no.....that means fish pond.......that was her nickname for the rest of the summer

4points

Nikki D 4 years ago

These people getting tattoos in shady places in a foreign country where they don't speak the language are very lucky that a bad tattoo was all they got!

4points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Yeah, better make sure you have your hepatitis vaccine before doing that .

4points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

I seriously don't understand why you want a tattoo in a foreign language you don't even speak. That's just waiting for a disaster. And Chinese is particularly hard, because one wrong line or a few symbols put together can change the meaning a lot.

4points

Alexander Brior 4 years ago

My personal favorite is from another, similar BP article. It says “Beep Beep Lettuce”.

3points

Deku 4 years ago

Not a tattoo but I lived in America fir a year when I was 6 grade. A girl in my class had a valentine box with kanjis on it they translated to things like: large smarts

3points

elia 84631 4 years ago

That's why Google Translate isn't a good idea to apply asian language elements in a humorous way.

3points

Daria B 4 years ago

European languages as well. Anything that's not English, in fact. I've seen things with Italian... o_O

4points

WhatEvenIsLife 4 years ago

I never have understood getting a tattoo in a language you don't speak.

2points

Cordi Schmidt 4 years ago

Yeah, I've seen such people in Czechia too :D Saw tattoos like 鶏肉 = chicken meat orうんこ' = poop/feces, but saw also a cool one 虎馬 which are kanji for a tiger and a horse which could be read as 'tora-uma' → quickly read it sounds like 'trauma'. Nicely done, my friend :D

1point

Leslie Cully 4 years ago

I have fond memories of a sweatshirt with Japanese characters across the front. Early 80s. I have no idea what it said. A friend of mine and I were in a bar catching up in the afternoon, and an absolute parade of guys showed up one by one to try to hit on us. Invariably, they'd ask what my shirt says. My friend would say something different to each one, usually something offensive, but she'd say it with a big smile. Example, "It says, 'leave us alone, doofus.' " I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

1point

Riddle 4 years ago

watermelon

1point

Timothy Frick 4 years ago

I want to get a tattoo of this: ガーリックブレッド It's Japanese for Garlic Bread

1point

Sophia Cai 4 years ago

saw a girl with a tattoo saying "热" once. It means "hot". Except, hot, like the temperature.

1point

Cal 4 years ago

Met a girl, lesbian, who said she had 'courage' tattooed on her, I informed her it was 'man', she argued with me until I showed her the difference ; 男 vs 勇. She was mortified to say the least, at least it was able to be fixed.

1point

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Yikes - a lesbian with the word 'man' tattooed on her? That would cause the Asian lesbians she meets some confusion!! Yeah, good thing all she had to add was the bit at the top to fix it.

0points

m. b 4 years ago

Just keep on giggling, you can ASK what it's supposed to mean, vut NEVER TELL THEM THE TRUTH

1point

Harleen 4 years ago

I can't remember the phrase a friend of mine was trying to get, but it was "I ❤️ (something or other)" in Japanese. It had something to do with anime, but I don't recall if it was a series or character or what. Anyway, we had a Japanese exchange student who saw it and was shocked. She asked if my friend knew what it meant. The exchange student almost died laughing. It actually says, "I ❤️ Gay Pornography".

0points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

I don't know why people get tattoos of things with which they have zero connection. Like, if you're not Asian, don't speak any Asian languages, have never been to Asia, then why would you get a tattoo with Asian content? Baffles me. I guess it serves everyone right if you get a tattoo you don't understand and it doesn't say what you think it says.

0points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Well, if it's some sort of "lost in translation" type thing (like 'sweet babe' becoming 'sugar baby', or 'bad a*s' becoming 'evil buttock'!), that's understandable to happen by mistake. But when a tattoo artist clearly went out of their friggin' way to do something maliciously and deliberately to the client, I find that really gross and unethical, especially because it's so permanent, and it's on your body. I don't like that at all...

0points

Jace 4 years ago

These posts about bad tattoos are, for me, probably the same experience as what many of you feel about all the anti-vegan “stories” posted here: I don’t like tattoos, I think they’re dumb, I hate fads, etc... and “stories” like this just reinforce my bias.

0points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

For some reason this article reminds me of a photograph I once saw of an Iraqi teenager wearing a new t-shirt. He was smiling widely and giving a thumbs-up while standing between two American soldiers doing the same, and his t-shirt said, "Americans killed my father and f****d my sister and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

0points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Wow, that is so disgusting...!! US soldiers seem to pull s**t like that all the time in foreign countries they invaded.

0points

HorrorWeirdo 4 years ago

Lol XD

0points

Phyllicia Goh 4 years ago

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0points

Gwyn Plaine 4 years ago

Why would the tattooist risk putting something insulting on someone??? He/she is paid to do it correctly! All this ''I am a foreign idiot'' reeks of malignancy against foreign people. Not really suprised Asia is so xenophobic against people who don't speak Chinese/Japanese, they don't have a great track record!

-3points

Bizianka 4 years ago

And double standards as well - if an American or European tattooist put an offensive message on an Asian tourist, who doesn't speak English, everyone would be out of their mind calling them racists. But when Asian tattooist does the same, somehow it is funny.

2points

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Olga Antonova 4 years ago

22points

Karen Klinck 4 years ago

Many tattoo artists rely on word-of-mouth referrals, and they CAN'T turn away a rude loudmouth who could ruin their living. So they get their comeuppance another way.

3points

Andres Tejeda 4 years ago

16points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

That's what he gets.

10points

Stefanie Patterson 4 years ago

I do the same thing to my cousins 😂

4points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Too many aggressively homophobic individuals are actually in denial or deeply closeted. Your joke could be close to the truth.

4points

Kesondra Key 4 years ago

9points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Lucifer! 😈

0points

similarly 4 years ago

I've known a couple of people who actually chose to get Kanji tattoos that name the body part they're on: shoulder and leg.

8points

Suzanne Harris 4 years ago

I would 100% do this. 🤣

3points

Ray Heap 4 years ago

7points

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

It shouldn't, but it made me laugh :-)

2points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

6points

Seabeast 4 years ago

6points

Colin Leetham 4 years ago

5points

electricveins 4 years ago

DO IT.

1point

Sarah Pryde 4 years ago (edited)

4points

Nikki D 4 years ago

These people getting tattoos in shady places in a foreign country where they don't speak the language are very lucky that a bad tattoo was all they got!

4points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Yeah, better make sure you have your hepatitis vaccine before doing that .

4points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

4points

Alexander Brior 4 years ago

My personal favorite is from another, similar BP article. It says “Beep Beep Lettuce”.

3points

Deku 4 years ago

Not a tattoo but I lived in America fir a year when I was 6 grade. A girl in my class had a valentine box with kanjis on it they translated to things like: large smarts

3points

elia 84631 4 years ago

That's why Google Translate isn't a good idea to apply asian language elements in a humorous way.

3points

Daria B 4 years ago

European languages as well. Anything that's not English, in fact. I've seen things with Italian... o_O

4points

WhatEvenIsLife 4 years ago

I never have understood getting a tattoo in a language you don't speak.

2points

Cordi Schmidt 4 years ago

1point

Leslie Cully 4 years ago

1point

Riddle 4 years ago

watermelon

1point

Timothy Frick 4 years ago

I want to get a tattoo of this: ガーリックブレッド It's Japanese for Garlic Bread

1point

Sophia Cai 4 years ago

saw a girl with a tattoo saying "热" once. It means "hot". Except, hot, like the temperature.

1point

Cal 4 years ago

1point

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Yikes - a lesbian with the word 'man' tattooed on her? That would cause the Asian lesbians she meets some confusion!! Yeah, good thing all she had to add was the bit at the top to fix it.

0points

m. b 4 years ago

Just keep on giggling, you can ASK what it's supposed to mean, vut NEVER TELL THEM THE TRUTH

1point

Harleen 4 years ago

0points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

0points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

0points

Jace 4 years ago

0points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

0points

A. Sherlocat 4 years ago

Wow, that is so disgusting...!! US soldiers seem to pull s**t like that all the time in foreign countries they invaded.

0points

HorrorWeirdo 4 years ago

Lol XD

0points

Phyllicia Goh 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Gwyn Plaine 4 years ago

-3points

Bizianka 4 years ago

2points