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EmergencySriracha , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I'm sure I've heard something more dumb but someone once said to me, "Snakes aren't animals. They're lizards."

When I told him that snakes and lizards are both reptiles and reptiles are animals he said, "Clearly you haven't done your research."

I have a degree in biology.

Final score:

369points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

You don't need a degree in biology to know that. 5 year olds don't have a degree in biology and they know this!

189points

bittyberry , ALINA MATVEYCHEVA / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness My aunt (who was pushing 40) wondered if she needed to worry about prostate cancer, since her grandfather had it.

This is the same aunt who insisted that the Dutch are from Denmark. When I told her the Dutch come from the Netherlands she was like "no, sweetie, those are Neanderthals!".

Final score:

314points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago (edited)

Neanderthals are from the Neander Valley in GERMANY. Hence the name. There's a whole Futurama episode about this.

126points

My_Name_Is_Amos , Mehmet Şimşek/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Visited a historic site with a friend, when the guide told us it was Neolithic, older than Christ, she was shocked that people existed before Christ. She’s a nurse.

Final score:

292points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

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202points

giraffeboy77 , RUN 4 FFWPU / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Lad I used to know when we were 17 or so once said he knew someone who could run a mile in one minute. When I called b******t, he said "how tf would you know?", so I said he'd have to be running at 60mph. He then asked me how I knew that, so I said well if he could run a mile in one minute, that means 60 miles in 60 minutes, therefore 60 miles per hour. He then said "that's not how it works". Bless him.

Final score:

281points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

How does it work then? Always ask that and let THEM explain the math

139points

Szaborovich9 , Oleksandr P / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I went to see a Dr. for my neck issues. She was asking me questions. She asked about my commute to work. I said I did have a long commute. My neck would bother me while driving. The Dr. told me, in all seriousness, when traffic is stopped on the freeway get out of the car and walk around the car as many times as possible to stretch. 🤔 walk around the car while stopped in freeway traffic. I never had another appointment with her again.

Final score:

277points

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over it already 3 months ago

We might have finally found that doctor that graduated last in the class, yet still gets to be called doctor.

167points

Greenie1O2 , Catarina Sousa / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness "Okay well if the earth is round, then how come Australians don't fall of?"

Then she looked at me with a sufficient smirk like she just debunked centuries of science.

Final score:

274points

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Livingwithcfs 3 months ago

It's cause we use super glue on our feet

269points

ElboDelbo , Mikhail Nilov / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Old co-worker of mine:

"Nowadays 12 year old girls get abortions because they think it will make them popular!"

He was a f*****g idiot.

Final score:

270points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

Misspelled àßhòlè

133points

justaguy826 , Gowtham R/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Knew a girl in high school who thought chipmunks were baby squirrels. While not the most outrageous thing to think, when we all told her that wasn't the case, the teacher told her that wasn't the case, the internet told her that wasn't the case and an encyclopedia from the library told her that wasn't the case, she refused to believe it. She even went so far as to lie about having a pet chipmunk that grew into a squirrel. I wonder how she's doing these days. Oh yea she's in the United States House of Representatives. Figures.

Final score:

260points

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Dame Cherry 3 months ago

MTG or Lauren?

244points

WebBorn2622 , Jonathan Borba / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#10

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Worked on an animated movie as a group project, had this discussion;

“Can you take a look at the credits and check that it’s correct?”

“Yeah it looks good except you put me and Dave on character design. I did character design and Dave did the backgrounds. If you can fix that it’s all good.”

“So credit Dave for the backgrounds? Like this?”

“Yes, and remove him from character design”

“Why?”

“Because he didn’t design any characters, I designed every character on screen.”

“But he drew a boat.”

“Yes, but it wasn’t a sentient boat, and it was in the background. So it’s part of background design.”

“But he drew a plane.”

“It was also not a sentient plane. Characters are the things that are alive.”

“I seriously don’t understand what you want me to do.”

“Remove Dave from character design, since he didn’t design any.”

“That doesn’t sound fair.”

“Hi Dave, did you design any characters?”

(Dave) “No, you did all of them, remember?”

“See, Dave didn’t design any characters can you please remove him from character design”

“Ok, if it’s that important to you🙄”.

Final score:

248points

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Miki 3 months ago

God...

93points

Silent_Dragonfly_751 Report

#11

I had a roommate once who was, to put it nicely, not the brightest. Once we were ordering from a takeout place and she asked, "what is goat meat?"

My friend and I stared at her, confused by her question. "It's goat" we answered.

"No, but like what animal does it come from?"

"Goat."

"But like, pork is from pigs, beef is from cows, what is goat meat from?"

" A GOAT"

"no, but like..."

You can imagine the rest of the conversation. My friend and I still laugh about this, years later. Not the stupidest thing she ever said, but definitely my favorite.

Final score:

241points

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SM 3 months ago

What color is an orange? 😉

98points

anon , Andy Chen/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#12

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I used to work at a CONCRETE dam. I've been asked 3 different times if it is a man-made dam while looking at the dam.

Final score:

238points

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HF 3 months ago

"No, it was built by giant beavers. With concrete."

263points

Fantastic_Step8417 Report

#13

"You're not really disabled tho"
Just cause you can't see my disability right away, I can function fine day to day and am not in excruciating pain 90% of the time, doesn't mean I'm not physically disabled.
Like the bones in my arm are fused together since I was born, I was never able to turn my wrist and it affects about 90% of movements I make with my hand ... Sounds pretty physically disabled to me 🤷‍♀️.

Final score:

233points

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WubiDubi 3 months ago

"But the sign has a wheelchair and you don't" - Karen

182points

Silent-Language-2217 , Keira Burton / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#14

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness “I didn’t think you’d really leave. You don’t just divorce someone because they are a bad husband.”

- My ex. I got tons of dumb one liners from him!

Final score:

227points

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iseefractals 3 months ago

My ex once declared, very excited that she had a genius money making, idea "Powdered water: Just add water" Dead serious, and completely sober. She also once wondered if one could get pregnant from swallowing.

86points

chaos_punk , Erik Mclean / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I work at my husband’s auto repair shop. After discussing next steps with a customer, I told them their gas light was on. They sighed and said, “great… how do we fix that?”

My response was dead silence. I was trying to determine if they were messing with me or not. They realized during my silence with the look on my face that they just needed to put gas in the car. They are one of my favorite customers now and they certainly keep me on my toes!

Final score:

225points

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María Hermida 3 months ago

I think this may be just a brain fart. I think the client just heard "the... light is on" and it took his/her brain several minutes to register the word "gas".

188points

GreenChorizo , Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness When I was still in the restaurant industry, someone ordered a turkey burger, medium rare. I explained that we have to serve the turkey burger fully cooked, due to it being poultry.

“But it’s a burger.”

“Yes, but it’s a patty made out of poultry.”

“So why is it on the burger menu?”

“Well, it even says on the menu that our turkey burgers are cooked well done.”

“But your burgers are cooked to order.”

“Yes, our beef patties are cooked to order. Turkey burgers need to be fully cooked.”

She begrudgingly relented. Then complained to my then-manager that I’m an idiot.

Final score:

222points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

I have a degree in food science and that woman is hella dumb. Undercooked bird will literally kill you.

136points

bitysis , MART PRODUCTION / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#17

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness An old ex, when I confronted him about his clashing outfit, told me he doesn’t know because he isn’t a fascist… I asked him what he meant, and he said “you know, someone who is into fashion”.

My dad couldn’t stand him and thought this was the funniest joke ever.

Final score:

219points

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Iampenny 3 months ago

I once said the things that Hitler did were "terrific" . I managed to get the words "horrific" and "terrible" mixed up,

119points

#18

A woman told me: "I understand boys better than you do because I have 2 sons and you don't."

I'm a man.

Objectivevoter80 Report

Final score:

217points

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BeesEelsAndPups 3 months ago

I've been a man for 45 years, and I don't understand men any better than I understand women. People are a mystery to me. A stupid mystery, but still a mystery.

161points

#19

During the peak of the Covid pandemic, one of my parents set me aside to express how "concerned" they were about me at work because I might get brain damage from wearing a face mask.

One of my siblings works at a dental office, and they've been wearing face masks at work for years.

KatakanaTsu Report

Final score:

216points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago (edited)

And this is why breeding licenses need to be a thing. (Yes, I know, eugenics, pearl clutching, etc.)

171points

disjointed_chameleon Report

#20

*Don't ever do that again! If you blow your nose while on the toilet and while on your period, your organs will fall out of your b******e and vagina and you'll die.*

Said to me by my mother the first time I got my period. I had the flu at the same time. Ripped TP off the roll and blew my nose. She wagged her finger in my face and told me the above statement.

I'm 29 now. Still waiting for my organs to fall out of my b******e or lady bits. I figure it's gotta be any day now, right?

Final score:

214points

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David 3 months ago

Mom: "Don't worry Sally. It's just your first period. It's perfectly natural and nothing to feel anxious about. I mean, unless you blow your organs out of your vagina and b******e and die. But otherwise it's fine." /J

192points

WeAreInTheBadPlace42 Report

#21

When my oldest step daughter was 15, I picked her up after her sport practice. I asked if she felt good after such good exercise. She said yes but then complained that she should've got a shower before I picked her up. I didn't understand. She said "well now that my sweat dried on me, my workout won't make a difference."

I drove in confused silence for a minute and then started giggling.

"Wait, do you think that your body reabsorbs fat through your sweat if you don't shower quickly enough?" I finally managed to ask.

She also started to laugh and admitted that's what she thought and that now that she heard it out loud, it made no sense.

We talked about biology the whole trip home. She's in her 2nd year of nursing school now and acing her classes. 🥰.

Final score:

205points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

There’s “stupid”, and then there’s “made an unconscious assmption, and never realized it and thought it out”. Different things. (Amusing side note. A combination of a typo and really aggressive spell check and replace code turned “assumption” into “áss,potion”. I was sorely tempted to leave it.)

146points

GustavoAlex7789 , Barnabas Davoti / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#22

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness My gf once asked me why I believed in reindeers. She thought they were magical creatures like dragons or unicorns.

Final score:

204points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

So real that you can buy reindeer sausage.

71points

WatchTheBoom , Andrew Neel / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#23

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness A coworker (a morbidly obese fellow) said that he didn't need to do cardio because he drank coffee and energy drinks. Because those things made his heart beat faster, and that's all that cardio is, he doesn't need to exercise.

Completely and totally serious to the point that he absolutely could not understand why people waste their time running, bc energy drinks exist.

Final score:

193points

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Деница Гюрова 3 months ago

He sound like me, when i make up excuses for eating chocolate. " It's basically a fruit, it grows on trees right?!

137points

Hollychanel , Pixabay/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#24

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness My cousin once asked “where do astronauts land when it’s only half a moon?”.

Final score:

185points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

On the flat edge.

96points

theRightiseffenWrong Report

#25

Atheists worship the devil.

Final score:

184points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

yeah no, I don't. There's a funny screenshot around of a dialogue, that gets posted regularly on BP as well. You atheists believe in the devil. No, actually we don't! Well, how do you call people who believe in the devil then? Christians!

27points

#26

My great uncle continually says "Gay people will raise gay children."

Last time he said it, I said "Oh absolutely! Because straight people ONLY raise straight children right?"

He stopped talking about it now.

The best part?

He has no idea my Mum is gay, and she raised myself and my brothers alone. My father is a POS. 🤷‍♀️.

LadyBladeWarAngel Report

Final score:

181points

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Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

The father probably helped the mom realize she's gay. It's genetic... When will people use their brain?

40points

Duncan McCann 3 months ago (edited)

Some idiot downvoted this. As a gay man, when will people use their brain? I wouldn't know anything about it of course...

6points

Fire Singer 3 months ago

Wait, please tell me I'm misunderstanding this comment. Are you saying being gay is genetic?

5points

somnomania (she/her, queer) 3 months ago

it's not genetic, but neither is it a conscious choice

1point

Laserleader 3 months ago

No it is NOT genetic. I the 90's this concept was common, but studies of identical twins proved that when one is gay nearly always (I think like 80-90% have a straight sibling. Meaning it is a developmental thing enhanced by personality types and NOT taught.

1point

Bill Swallow 3 months ago

"When"? When forced to at the point of a g*n.

0points

Ms.GB 3 months ago

Gay parents actually probably make better parents because you don't have to worry about them disowning you over your sexuality.

10points

Bored Trash Panda 3 months ago

Yep! Pan here. My husband and I have both told our kid (who came out as non-binary recently) That no matter what we will love and support them. They thought my husband didn't support them because of a comment about rainbow shoes we found. My husband explained to them that he does, he just doesn't want to beat up a bunch of a*****e homophobic kids at school. (He wouldn't actually beat up kids).

0points

George Tirebiter 3 months ago

Stephanie Miller was once asked by a jerk if she was gay. She replied "Are you the alternative?"

1point

Person 2 months ago

Every child came from two people who had a straight relationship... unless it's a lesbian who went to the sp*rm bank. Ask this guy why there's so many "come out to your parents" articles if gays raise gay kids and straights raise straights.

0points

Bob Gorski 3 months ago

POS? Point of sale??

0points

Emie N. 3 months ago

Piece of s**t.

0points

Ormond Otvos 3 months ago

Their gay brain? Are we back to that?

0points

SkippityBoppityBoo 3 months ago

Kudos to Mum 💜💜💜

0points

Magenta Blu 3 months ago

pOS? Point of sale?

-3points

Victoria Broullon 3 months ago

Piece of s**t

9points

oh-fish-ial , ROMAN ODINTSOV / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness “how was i supposed to know the strawberry açaí had strawberries in it” after giving it to somebody allergic to strawberries.

Final score:

180points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

Nice stock picture! That looks super yummy.

127points

chizzle91 , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#28

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Working in the meat department of a large grocery chain:

"What's the difference between a fresh and a frozen turkey?"

"Is......is this a trick question?".

Final score:

180points

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David 3 months ago

This may not have been a "dumb" question. They may have meant the differences after both are thawed / ready to cook. With beef steaks, there is a bit of a texture difference after the steak has been frozen. If I purchase steak I do my best to never need to freeze it because I don't like it as well. I honestly don't know if it makes a difference with turkey. With steak I have compared. With turkeys I've only ever purchased one at a time and usually they were pre-frozen.

56points

Sea_Lingonberry3865 , Nothing Ahead / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#29

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness That he didn't believe Africa was real.

Final score:

177points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

More likely these days to run into someone who thinks Africa is a country not a continent.

135points

anon , Pavel Danilyuk/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#30

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Mom once told teenage me that getting an internal ultrasound meant that a robot took my virginity. I think she cried over this, IIRC.

Final score:

175points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

This whole virginity thing needs to stop asap!

242points

Guilty-Scale-1079 , Flo Dnd/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#31

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness Someone told me that drones were an extreme security threat, which is a fine argument to make (as long as you have the evidence to back it up), but then he instantly followed up with the comment: "But how do the spies *fit* inside the drones? These drones have to be pretty big to fit the people inside." This had me dumbfounded.

Final score:

174points

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Chicken Nugget 3 months ago

no, the CIA breeds a special type of human who is only 5 cm tall, allowing them to fit inside a normal drone

117points

#32

Pointing at a photo of a cave in the distance I took in Israel. "In that cave they found the 2000 year old Dead Sea Scrolls."

My friend "Were they still alive?"

Me befuddled, "Were who still alive?"

"The squirrels. The Dead Sea Squirrels. ".

BigGrayBeast Report

Final score:

174points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

I prefer their version

120points

#33

You should give every guy that approaches you a chance even if you aren't attracted to them because you might learn to love them. As a woman that is the right thing for you to do.

This was said to me on Reddit when I stated that I won't date Conservative/Republican men. I was accused of bullying and hate speech and a bunch of butthurt men reported me. I almost lost my account. 😡🤬😤.

shrapnel2176 Report

Final score:

172points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago (edited)

I won’t associate with “conservatives” of any stripe. The final straw for a 30 year friendship was praising the Supreme Court for overturning RoevWade. Putting “Pro or Con: A pregnant ten year old rape victim can be forced to carry to term” on the table for discussion is indefensible. I don’t care why you think there’s a possible case for that. It’s not up for debate. It’s wrong. Every time every where in any way. Reject willful insanity and enter the real world, or get out of my face and don’t come back until you do.[mildly copy edited for improved clarity.]

200points

ImInJeopardy , Marvin Malmis Ponce / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#34

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I had a female co-worker who got really upset when Prince Harry got engaged to Meghan Markle. When I asked why, she said it was because she wanted to be a princess. I laughed, because that's a very silly thing for an adult to say and I genuinely thought she was joking. She just looked at me dead in the eyes, super serious, and said again "I wanted... to be... a princess!"

We all lived in a country very far away from the UK, and she had almost a 0% chance of ever meeting Prince Harry.

Final score:

168points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

There’s lots of other extant monarchies that aren’t quite the overwrought gong show that is the Windsors. They lead pretty normal lives, so the opportunities to meet and interact with them are vastly easier to find.

67points

penguinsfrommars , PS Photography / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#35

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness "No need to worry about lead contamination in our drinking water - we boil it before we drink it." - my boss at an office based in an old Victorian school building in the UK

😬🫤.

Final score:

166points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

That actually makes it worse.

80points

#36

"People are not mammals. Dogs are mammals and I am not a dog. I don't walk on four legs or have a tail. Therefore I cannot be a mammal."
She was serious. I couldn't convince her otherwise.

Sunshine_Girl300 Report

Final score:

162points

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martin734 3 months ago (edited)

If you are born with nipples you are a mammal.

117points

RealisticWillingness , Pavel Danilyuk/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#37

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness "Oh, it's like winning the lottery"

After she find out i got a widow's pension after my husband died.

Final score:

161points

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Jo Maxwell 3 months ago

Wow...

81points

#38

I had a tooth crack in Afghanistan. Dentist f****d up the patchwork, 2 months later my root abcessed into my sinus. Incredible, unique pain. Emergency flight to a base with a dentist. They pull the tooth, which caused a hole from my mouth directly into my sinus. Took 3 weeks to heal. Dentist didnt give me a single post op painkiller. I spent all night sobbing in pain bleeding all over my shirt. Before going in the next day, the dentist stopped at my billet, sees me in a blood soaked shirt, eyes sunken and red from crying and pain and asks in complete seriousness "howre you feeling."

Bad, captain. I feel bad.

Slamjamorrisan Report

Final score:

159points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

I think what pìsses me off the most about the “war on drûgs” is that is has no effect on the supply of street drúgs or stolen pharmaceuticåls, but it’s forcing pain patients and ADHD patients to jump through ever more arcane and accusatory hoops to get their meds. And adequate pain meds are frequently denied altogether. So far I’ve always been able to get Adderall, but a friend who is on a much heavier dosage regimen (3 per day) is constantly struggling to get prescriptions filled.

154points

#39

Mom heard on the news that Mars was going to be close enough to Earth to see with the naked eye.

A couple of evenings later she pointed up at the sky and said, 'Is that Mars?'

'That's the moon, Mom.'

'Are you sure?'

'Very much so.'

She's not suffering from dementia. She's just oblivious.

Final score:

157points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago (edited)

huh. There are people on this plate who make it way into adulthood and still don't know what the moon is.edit: lol of course it's planet

50points

#40

"Alcohol is so toxic to teenagers that, even a sip, gives them Toxic Shock Syndrome" - driving instructor.

That's the mildest dumb thing that was said.

Dick_of_Doom Report

Final score:

149points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

Time to get a new instructor.

46points

JenniFrmTheBlock81 Report

#41

Well, Jennifer, you're Black but you're not "Black." You're educated and you have class.

Final score:

148points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

racists are always stupid.

244points

#42

I used to have a friend that was convinced that if he stretched his a*****e enough he'd develop the ability to photosynthesize. He claimed thats how original humans survived since there's no food in Africa.

Apparently it's a whole thing some people believe. People are wild.

Wizard_of_Claus Report

Final score:

148points

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Alyssa Phillips 3 months ago

.....I.....what did I just read....

334points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#43

A family member ordered lobster at a non-chain non-seafood restaurant in Southwest Ohio. She didn't enjoy it because it "didn't seem fresh."

"Yeah... This was probably trucked in from somewhere near the ocean."

No s**t, Sherlock. Those Ohio River lobsters are hard to come by. We have to outsource.

King_Everything Report

Final score:

145points

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A girl 3 months ago

Halibut in Des Moines IA. Probably the farthest you can get from the ocean. I was young. Only the one time. Stupid doesn't have to be a life quest:)

38points

AnAtomSmasher , Vlad Bagacian / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#44

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I had a high school student, in an honors level class, once ask a question (I don't remember the exact context) "...so is that why you stop, drop, and roll when there is a fire?" She was legitimately surprised when I told her that "stop, drop, and roll" was for when YOU are on fire, not just when there is a fire.

Final score:

141points

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WubiDubi 3 months ago

Also works badly for lava flows.

131points

#45

I am adopted. I had a co-worker who expressed surprise that I have contact and a relationship with my adoptive brother because “you’re not natural brother and sister.”.

SororitySue Report

Final score:

138points

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Luke Branwen 3 months ago

I don't even know why, I'm not even adopted or anything, but this "only biological family is true family!!!" BS irks me to the point of insanity.

153points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#46

After I got sexually assaulted- ‘okay but if the roles were reversed, what would you think?’ Or ‘okay but why did you let it happen?’ Like- HUH?

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago (edited)

Clearly the questioners have never heard of consent.

99points

#47

A co-worker was bitching about the government helping people with healthcare, asking why they couldn't work for it like he does.

When I asked what about disabled people, or unemployed people who couldn't find work, or people already working 2 jobs but couldn't afford their meds, he replied, "Why do they have to live?".

HoshiJones Report

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135points

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over it already 3 months ago

This one isn't an example of stupid, it's assh0lery.

197points

#48

I tried to plan a festival with someone.

I said we had to follow the alcohol laws in our country if we wanted to sell alcohol. She said that was stupid and unnecessary because who would shut us down. Turned out the venue refused to rent to us unless we followed the law. Who would have guessed?

I also tried to explain to her that we couldn’t take money we were given to use on equipment and use it for a pizza party. She asked why not. I said because it’s embezzlement and illegal. I had to explain that to her 5 times.

WebBorn2622 Report

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134points

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BeesEelsAndPups 3 months ago

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114points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#49

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness “A major in psychology is so smart for job interviews because you can read the minds of people interviewing you.”.

Beth_Harmons_Bulova , Anna Shvets/ pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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121points

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David 3 months ago

Yes but... Wouldn't that mean the people interviewing you are also in the field of psychology and at a higher level than you? /J

52points

Altruistic-Brick-510 , Kampus Production / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#50

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness I asked someone how tall he was & he said, “5 foot 12 inches”. I chuckled but he didn’t mean it as a joke.

Final score:

103points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

is 12 inches a foot?

48points

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#51

Not to me, but my 10th grade history teacher insisted to our German exchange student that they celebrate thanksgiving in Germany. Like the American holiday. She wanted to know what their traditional meal was and I wish to god I was making this up. Sylvie was just like no no we don’t celebrate that and our teacher looked like a deer in headlights nodding and going yes you do! That was 20 years ago and I still think about that.

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Khavrinen 3 months ago

Someone should have asked this HISTORY teacher about the history of Thanksgiving.

19points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#52

"There must have been something really wrong with you or your parents for them to give you up for adoption...so I don't want you hanging with my daughter anymore".

Festival_lady_90 Report

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45points

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Ni Mho 3 months ago

These people… there must be something really wrong with them or their parents to say such a thing to someone.

33points

#53

A friend of mine said I should have kids because "You get a ton of money back in taxes."

Well. I do believe all the things that kids cost through the year is a lot more money than your tax refund.

Smile_Terrible Report

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45points

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SM 3 months ago

Must be the same kind of person that says you should take out a mortgage on a house so that you can get the tax refund. Yep, I always like given $1 to someone, so that that another person will give me 33 cents.

10points

#54

I had a bad argument with my then girlfriend which led to our breakup when she insisted that Jesus Christ was white? What’s her rationale? Her father had a framed painting (likely a poster) of a bolnd haired and blue eyed Jesus. No amount of reasoning could persuade her. That was the last straw which led to me seriously reevaluating my life decisions and what I wanted in a partner intelligence and education-wise.

Granadafan Report

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44points

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BTDubs 3 months ago

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, modern day Palestine. He was not white, or black, he was middle eastern.

44points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#55

That the Golden Gate Bridge connects North-America and Europe. Yeh.. don't even ask.

IllysLilo Report

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42points

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PattyK 3 months ago

The Vincent Thomas suspension bridge crosses Los Angeles Harbor to connect San Pedro with Terminal Island. A friend one told me it connected Los Angeles and Hawai’i.

10points

#56

"I dont believe in dinosaurs"

"But . . What about all the dinosaur fossils people have found?"

"Obviously people buried them to be found!".

SetReal1429 Report

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41points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

That’s some dedication…

19points

#57

“The cost of living hasn’t changed since the 90’s.” Coming from my father who has spent nearly 30 years and counting in finances, insurance, and fund management + housing.

emiliadoe Report

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39points

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Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

Hmmm... Yeah, sure. I wouldn't trust that majorly oblivious dude with my finances.

5points

OneMoose9 , Rodolfo Quirós / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#58

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness My elderly mother told me that 90% of Wisconsin is covered by cement.

Final score:

38points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

The only Country that MIGHT be covered in cement to that extent is Vatican City and even then that's a maybe.

32points

InspectionRegular785 , Tommy Fogelberg/ unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#59

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness When Nelson Mandela died a radio station in Milwaukee stated that the president of Africa has died.

Final score:

38points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago

Next level Mandela effect.

19points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#60

“You could cure your diabetes if you just eat an all fruit diet”.

Ill_Pumpkin8217 Report

Final score:

38points

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Bernd Herbert 3 months ago

Again, a situation were it would like to ask that person what Diabetes actually is and how it works.

18points

#61

"I don't plan on having an accident."

My dad's rebuttal when we told him we were taking his drivers license away because he had cataracts, decline in vision distance (he refused to wear the prescription glasses we bought him), and he had significant neuropathy in his right foot. He was 75 years old.

Final score:

35points

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Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

I like to carefully plan my accidents myself.

23points

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#62

Ex-husband did not believe that the Grand Canyon was carved out by the Colorado River.

He didn't believe that a river could carve through rock like that.

Final score:

35points

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Greymom 3 months ago

Aliens 👽. It was aliens

26points

#63

I’m using a story I just posted to another thread because it’s perfect for this:

I was 11 & my sister was 9. We had just moved to a new town & were with my mom at the local big box superstore. My sister had to use the bathroom, and with us being new in town, of course we had no idea where it was. We stopped a manager to ask, “Excuse me, where are your bathrooms?”

I s**t you not. This was her 100% serious answer:

“We don’t sell bathrooms.”.

2gecko1983 Report

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33points

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QijianSanek 3 months ago

autopilot?

13points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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#64

I had a friend who told me that women pee out of their vagina.

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33points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

And we can hold in period blood too…..

33points

#65

I was once told by a Math teacher that there was no such state as West Virginia, only Virginia. He did this in front of the whole class of 9th graders and made fun of me. This was before smartphones. The next day I took my parent's atlas that we kept in the car to school and laid it out on his desk at the pages for WEST VIRGINIA. I wanted to say "Who looks stooooopid now?" but I did not. He said "Fair enough." Idiot.

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ArchangelLoki 3 months ago

At least he accepted the correction.

32points

#66

A coworker was once talking to me about flu season & how everyone was getting very sick lately & it was "starting to feel like the zombie acropolis".

catsmash Report

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32points

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

The zombies have claimed the high ground, and they’re gathering their forces for an attack.

27points

#67

Which one is closer, the Moon or China?

-- My old Neighbor.

StickPuppet Report

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32points

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Magenta Blu 3 months ago

"the moon.. because you can see from here... But.. can you see China?"

38points

#68

Friend says: I am voting for George Bush because he's Christian.

I reply that John Kerry is also a Christian.

Silence.

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Ace 3 months ago

Has there ever been an openly-atheist president of the US?

12points

#69

When I was working at Staples, a lady asked me if we had printers that print. I wish I was kidding.

DejectedDonut Report

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31points

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Greymom 3 months ago

To be fair, if all you had was HP printers, that’s not a totally unreasonable question!😂

79points

#70

"Wait are Islam and Hinduism the same thing?" We were in the 2nd half of a year long comparative religion class on Hinduism and Christianity.

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Stardust she/her 3 months ago

Yes bhai, they’re the exact same thing. Muslims definitely are polytheistic and they’re definitely into idolatry. /s If you say this to anyone in the Indian subcontinent then you wouldn’t survive for one more minute

14points

#71

A couple I knew told me they went a picked out a labrador puppy from a pure hunting line and then couldn't figure out why the dog was so insane. They told me because all their friends they knew who hunted were fat and lazy they figured thats what the hunting line meant.

I still think about and feel awful for that poor dog. They live in a condo and turned to a prong collar to try and deal with things instead of spending time teaching the dog a job it so desperately needed.

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29points

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Cee Cee 3 months ago

Should have reported them to whoever is responsible, here in the UK it's the RSPCA.

22points

#72

Traveling 200 miles through Mexico about 30 years ago via bus at nighttime and the driver never turned his lights on! I sat just a few seats behind the driver and as it was a moonlit night, he could somehow navigate the white crushed rock roads all nite without any headlights at all. I was white knuckle frozen all night for this trip and didn't dare to fall asleep. When we got to the bus station in Guadalajara in the morning I asked one of the other bus drivers why a driver would drive with no lights at all; he looked at me like I was dumb and said " To save electricity, of course.".

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Sand Ers 3 months ago

If the alternator was dead and they were running a total loss electrical system from a battery, this actually makes sense. If they had a functional charging system they were clueless.

17points

#73

Having a dog and raising a child is the same thing. This person has neither.

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26points

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Ni Mho 3 months ago

Definitely the same thing. I don’t have any kids, but it sounds reasonable to put some food and water in a dish and leave a few young kids at home for a day or two with just a neighbor stopping by a few times to tie them up and force them to jog around the block a few times. Sure. dogs—kids. Same-same.

23points

Interesting_Wing_461 Report

#74

When I was working in accounting, a co-worker came into my office waiving an original invoice, screaming at me and demanding why it wasn't paid. Uh, no Gina (fake name), I haven't processed it for payment if you have the invoice in your hand. Took a few explanations for her to understand. I had many run- in with this person with similar issues.

Final score:

25points

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Ace 3 months ago

If it were being waived, wouldn't that mean that it should not be paid?

28points

#75

When I first got my drivers license. Guy looked me dead in the face and asked if I wore glasses. While I was wearing them.

October1966 Report

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22points

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Joseph Dixon 3 months ago

Maybe they thought they wore them for the look of it. No prescription in the lenses!

6points

#76

Working at a sushi place in Luxembourg. A customer asked me if the fish was local. How??

Final score:

22points

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Greymom 3 months ago

REALLY long fishing rod?😁

16points

#77

I worked in a deli one summer vacation when I was in high school. Bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll with salt, pepper, and ketchup (BEC SPK) is a Long Island staple so I took a lot of those orders. SPECIFICALLY, we had a small form customers would fill out to indicate how they wanted their eggs, what kind of cheese, etc.

Someone ordered a sandwich and they circled pepper where it said "salt & pepper".

I rang the guy up after the sandwich was finished and he sat down to eat it. He came up to me, handed me his form, and said he ordered his sandwich with peppers but he didn't get peppers.

I had to explain to him the pepper in salt & pepper refers to the spice and not the vegetable.

Final score:

20points

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Papa 3 months ago

I'm slightly traumatized at learning that people put ketchup on a sandwich with eggs and bacon.

19points

Intelligent_Profit88 Report

#78

Back in 2020 while I was watching last airbender for the first time on Netflix my dad asked me why I like cartoons so much. I told him because they're fun and a good escape from reality and his response "this generation is soft the world isn't that bad" and mind you this was like 2 weeks into lockdown and covid.

Final score:

19points

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Amelia Jade 3 months ago

I'm 49, regularly watch cartoons for the exact same reason.

9points

#79

My friend insists that he ran faster than Linford Christie but only for 3 seconds.

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martin734 3 months ago

This is possible. There are some professional sprinters that have a very high average speed but do not accelerate from a standing start very quickly. Linford Christie was a large man with long legs, this means he can have a very high top speed but a smaller lighter person would likely have better initial acceleration. Even an average athlete can have a faster reaction time and initial acceleration time than a top level sprinter.

16points

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reuben kift 3 months ago

This was PAINFUL to read.

38points

Lotekguy 3 months ago

The worst part is that all of them have the same vote as the rest of us.

33points

Winnie the Moo 3 months ago

And they get to have kids to raise…!

20points

bas vdlaar 3 months ago

Yeah? Being stupid makes you less human? Or that a technocraty works better? The reason a democracy works best is because power corrupts, to the stupid and smart alike.

1point

Gracie Mae 3 months ago

and sadly, they walk among us & probably breed

0points

Mike F 3 months ago

So much wasted oxygen.

19points

Dream 3 months ago (edited)

Last night I was asked by a maga: "If the libs win, what type of masks are they going to force us to wear all day?" I said: "The same masks you wore to hide your faces on 1/6" This is his brain: If they make us it's communism! When we do it, it's patriotism!

8points

somnomania (she/her, queer) 3 months ago

i'm so distressed, one of the counties that applies to NYC has just banned facial coverings unless they're medically or religiously necessary, because of too many masked protesters making people feel unsafe, or something like that. my parents and i have been masking since covid started, and we haven't gotten any transmissable illnesses since then, because of our distancing and hygiene practices. i have a great double-layered fabric mask that i got from redbubble, with pastel monster teeth on it, that i love! it's not the masks they're against, it's the notion that they should care about other people.

0points

Douglas Tucker 3 months ago

Miseducation, misinformation, disinformation, pranking, outright lies, and/or continued failures in doing your homework of simple researching is responsible for the bulk of these "dumb beliefs/statements". It is one thing to be educated after opening your mouth and saying something very questionable, but to continue to repeat your questionable belief(s) is STUPID and problematic.

8points

Jaguarundi 3 months ago

"It's not possible that you should have PTSD just because your husband died." He died while driving the car, I had to stop the car from the passenger side, call 911, pull his lifeless body out of the car, start CPR, then drive myself to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead, then drive myself home. Yeah, a very pleasant Sunday drive indeed.

7points

Phil Green 3 months ago

Is that the same moon that we've got? We are in the southern hemisphere and they were from the US.

7points

geezeronthehill 3 months ago

I was with a group of re-enactors demonstrating life skills from the 1700s; blacksmithing, hand stitching, etc. Groups would come through to watch. One fellow gestured to the campfire where we were cooking our evening meal and asked "Is that a real fire?"

4points

Cassie 3 months ago

"Is this real?" - We were watching a cartoon with anthropomorphic animals. Also, I (pale, blonde hair, blue eyes) have had this conversation several times now: "Where were you born?" ;"Japan." ; "But you don't look Japanese." ; "I'm not Japanese." ; *visible confusion*

4points

Robert Palmer 3 months ago

Guy once argued with me no one had ever been to the moon. Literally says he never heard about it. Called Ready Reference (before internet ) library info phone line and argues with reference person.

4points

Anne Home 3 months ago

As an atheist I have learned to say: Satanists are christians too, they are just the ones cheering for the away-team

2points

Sami-Jo Ross 3 months ago

My pop legitimately believed that drinking water with ice in it would freeze your insides and kill you. But only water. He also believed that fireflies and lightning bugs were two different animals. My dad, meanwhile, legitimately believes that wasabi root is extinct and that all wasabi is just green horseradish...I sent him a photo of a sushi chef who grated fresh wasabi on a sharkskin grater, and my dad said it wasn't real wasabi.

2points

Ken Schroeder 3 months ago

About 90% of the wasabi in the U.S. IS green horseradish. It's not extinct, but it's definitely not easy to get.

6points

TheReader19 3 months ago

I'm the first to admit I'm a pretty dumb person. But some of these, were just soooo dumb I couldn't even understand the dumbness. And believe you me; it takes a lot to out idiot me. Made me look like a whole Einstein.

1point

Natty Tempest 1 month ago

A fine argument for eugenics...

0points

H C Premium 2 months ago

We sold single small and large dog treats at a gas station and they were put into these small wooden boxes on the bottom of a display case. One of the girls who were helping stock the shelves, dropped one of the bisquits on the floor and proceeded to ask me what to do with it...... Ummmm, put it in with the other dog bisquits?

0points

Pam Wood 2 months ago

While playing pictionary the word was pentagon. I drew one, she did not get it. When she learned the word she said I should have drawn a swastika because then she would have know it was in Russia.

0points

Paul Curtiss 3 months ago

taking a photo of a full eclipse with a flash--that should work eh?

0points

ERpaton 3 months ago

When I told my ex that what he'd just said was 'Freudian' he asked what I meant. I said "Wait, you don't know the term Freudian - as in Sigmund Freud?" He replies "Oh yeah, sure. the guys with the tigers".

0points

AMaureen Dance 3 months ago

I don't know if it's the dumbest thing, but once at Christmas, my sister, who was hosting, suddenly announced "Everybody likes my stuffing best, because I don't put a lot of s**t in it." First off, she uses a boxed stuffing. It's not that people like it, it's just that nobody hates it. Also, I was not asked in this survey. Neither was my 11 year old daughter, apparently, who turned to me and said, "Mom, I like your s****y stuffing better." She's 36 and we've called it my s****y stuffing ever since.

0points

James King 3 months ago

"Wow, those cows are so ugly!" Said by a friend of a friend we were helping move when she saw some farmed bison in a field.

0points

Sara Harvilla 3 months ago

(Middle school teacher) A 7th-grade student asked when January 1st was. I said it was a week after Christmas. This did not help him at all. Turns out he did not know the months of the year in order! The whole class was shocked.

0points

George Tirebiter 3 months ago

I was in 8th grade in 1968, and our civics teacher focused her lesson plan on the presidential election. We had to cut out newspaper articles, watch news coverage, etc. This started in early September. A few months later, in late October after intense study of the political battle, a guy in the class asked, in all seriousness, "Is Humphrey Muskie one person?" The roar of laughter could be heard down the hallway. Even the teacher laughed.

0points

Liz Butt 3 months ago

Great comments. I'm sure I have said some pretty dumb things in my day so I'm not going to judge them for their stupidity. I had a good laugh.

0points

Maude Lin 3 months ago

Time to put birth control in the water.

0points

Dog Lover 3 months ago

I asked a shopkeeper once if he sold string. He said, ‘What’s that?’

0points

Littlemiss 3 months ago

According to my cousin it wasn't his fault he got his ex pregnant, he'd said he had a 5% chance of fertility issues after surgery and that it was no big deal. Apparently the child didn't need clothes, nappies, bedding, blankets, a carseat and the ex didn't actually need support etc. But he needed a $5000 tv to celebrate getting her pregnant.

0points

marianne eliza 3 months ago

It's painfully easy to spot the red state educations.

0points

CBolt 3 months ago (edited)

Well, pardon me, but having gone from kindergarten thru college in a red state, amazingly I'm a rabid & flaming liberal &, guess what, there are many, many, many ..... of us. Furthermore, there was absolutely nothing in my education that was an attempt to point me toward being "red' - or "blue," for that matter. Yes, some states' governments & local school boards have gone berserk - & they're not all red states - but it's unfair (not to mention ignorant) to paint with such a broad brush. Now, what state were you educated in?

0points

xolitaire 3 months ago

A friend of mine was convinced that tunas didn't exist and that the tuna you can buy was a blend of different types of fish

0points

Manic Mama 3 months ago

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0points

Liz The Biz 3 months ago

I once worked with a lady who didn't realise that cows and chickens are female, and she thought that bearded dragons breathe fire.

0points

William Gibson 3 months ago

Hens a re female, chickens can be both!

2points

Sand Ers 3 months ago

For a lot of these, I feel like asking “how many shots did you get in before the rest pulled you off?”

0points

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reuben kift 3 months ago

This was PAINFUL to read.

38points

Lotekguy 3 months ago

The worst part is that all of them have the same vote as the rest of us.

33points

Winnie the Moo 3 months ago

And they get to have kids to raise…!

20points

bas vdlaar 3 months ago

Yeah? Being stupid makes you less human? Or that a technocraty works better? The reason a democracy works best is because power corrupts, to the stupid and smart alike.

1point

Gracie Mae 3 months ago

and sadly, they walk among us & probably breed

0points

Mike F 3 months ago

So much wasted oxygen.

19points

Dream 3 months ago (edited)

8points

somnomania (she/her, queer) 3 months ago

0points

Douglas Tucker 3 months ago

8points

Jaguarundi 3 months ago

7points

Phil Green 3 months ago

Is that the same moon that we've got? We are in the southern hemisphere and they were from the US.

7points

geezeronthehill 3 months ago

4points

Cassie 3 months ago

4points

Robert Palmer 3 months ago

Guy once argued with me no one had ever been to the moon. Literally says he never heard about it. Called Ready Reference (before internet ) library info phone line and argues with reference person.

4points

Anne Home 3 months ago

As an atheist I have learned to say: Satanists are christians too, they are just the ones cheering for the away-team

2points

Sami-Jo Ross 3 months ago

2points

Ken Schroeder 3 months ago

About 90% of the wasabi in the U.S. IS green horseradish. It's not extinct, but it's definitely not easy to get.

6points

TheReader19 3 months ago

1point

Natty Tempest 1 month ago

A fine argument for eugenics...

0points

H C Premium 2 months ago

0points

Pam Wood 2 months ago

While playing pictionary the word was pentagon. I drew one, she did not get it. When she learned the word she said I should have drawn a swastika because then she would have know it was in Russia.

0points

Paul Curtiss 3 months ago

taking a photo of a full eclipse with a flash--that should work eh?

0points

ERpaton 3 months ago

0points

AMaureen Dance 3 months ago

0points

James King 3 months ago

"Wow, those cows are so ugly!" Said by a friend of a friend we were helping move when she saw some farmed bison in a field.

0points

Sara Harvilla 3 months ago

0points

George Tirebiter 3 months ago

0points

Liz Butt 3 months ago

Great comments. I'm sure I have said some pretty dumb things in my day so I'm not going to judge them for their stupidity. I had a good laugh.

0points

Maude Lin 3 months ago

Time to put birth control in the water.

0points

Dog Lover 3 months ago

I asked a shopkeeper once if he sold string. He said, ‘What’s that?’

0points

Littlemiss 3 months ago

0points

marianne eliza 3 months ago

It's painfully easy to spot the red state educations.

0points

CBolt 3 months ago (edited)

0points

xolitaire 3 months ago

A friend of mine was convinced that tunas didn't exist and that the tuna you can buy was a blend of different types of fish

0points

Manic Mama 3 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Liz The Biz 3 months ago

I once worked with a lady who didn't realise that cows and chickens are female, and she thought that bearded dragons breathe fire.

0points

William Gibson 3 months ago

Hens a re female, chickens can be both!

2points