Of course that's dumb. You should've used the Johnson's Baby Shampoo one.

How long did it take you to find each other again?

It works only at 88 mph.

Were you in a cartoon so you confused those two? 😺 PepeLePew4...f4340a.jpg

She's an amazing friend.

Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).

At least you proved your classroom has well working safety in its electric infrastructure....

An very young rebell. I wonder the what you came up with as a teenager or was your rebellious phase already over by then

My brother used to do magic tricks by making beads and random stuff "disappear" up his nose. He was too young to tell anyone that he hadn't been able to retrieve one of the beads he had made disappear. Three weeks later he woke up on a Sunday morning unable to walk, seems to have become paralyzed overnight. It was a holiday weekend so my dad took him to hospital, 16 hours in hospital and they had no answers. Dad brought him home, mom & dad are devastated, because the hospital said without determining a cause, it could be permanent. Tuesday morning, call the pediatrician, take him right in before the office opens, first thing the doctor did was check his ears, then shined a light up his nose, called the nurse in and had my dad and the nurse hold him down while he removed the lost bead from his nose. The bead had caused an inner ear infection that left him with no sense of balance, so he couldn't walk, antibiotics for a week and he was back to walking, like nothing ever happened.

How did they allow this clearly dangerous child to be anywhere near a staple gun is the real question here

Not going to lie.. I stuck a bead up my nose when I was little, my mom used tweezers to get it out.

i once put beads up my nose too, but i had to snot rockett those thing out before my mom woke up and they landed in he mouth and., i thought cool grown ups eat boogers too.

these are different times than the times I grew up in, that's for sure.

Hey Kid are you OK?

I'm wondering what you look like now... Were you finally able to get your piercings and tattoos?

Do u have tattoos and piercing now?

I know a guy who gave himself a tattoo with a needle and ink from a pen...

Needed better role models

I lost it at "I calmly told an adult the microwave blew up" 😂 😂

Well, you did what she asked of you and listened to her 🤷

The mom must have freaked out :D . Poor birdy :(

Well, to be fair, the whole "you have to wear clothing to preschool" rule is pretty dumb....

Why do children have such a strong death wish? Is there any other animal out there who has to constantly save its young from killing themselves?

Where were your parents???

That were some s****y toys

Now I'm worried about my dogs eating random grass.

DENY DENY DENY! ;)

Lucky it was not on pavement and had road rash!

Great 90s riot girl look.

Wow. If she were 6, okay, but 16? That's harsh.

Did you pretend to be a cat and tried to climb the tree next time? 😺

and thus Screamo was born.

I went through a short phase where I was pretty sure I could fly if I just tried hard enough. I gave it up pretty quickly when none of my flying experiments worked.

i once walked home from the mall. alone. i was five. my mom had the police come to the mall looking for me. that was not my first or last disappearing. but definitely my worst

Oh, so that's one of the backstories of pencil scars from a previous post here on BP

Maybe you overwatered it? Lol

That's why we use remote controllers.

You were reading at 3?

Parents shouldn't leave the fish tank "open" when there are little kids around

I did this too....only once.

This gives me ideas...

Sisters are both a blessing and a curse... Mostly a curse.

:-(

Now he has microscopic heat vision!

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