Of course that's dumb. You should've used the Johnson's Baby Shampoo one.

How long did it take you to find each other again?

It works only at 88 mph.

Were you in a cartoon so you confused those two? 😺 PepeLePew4...f4340a.jpg

She's an amazing friend.

Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).

At least you proved your classroom has well working safety in its electric infrastructure....

An very young rebell. I wonder the what you came up with as a teenager or was your rebellious phase already over by then

I lost it at "I calmly told an adult the microwave blew up" 😂 😂

Well, you did what she asked of you and listened to her 🤷

The mom must have freaked out :D . Poor birdy :(

Well, to be fair, the whole "you have to wear clothing to preschool" rule is pretty dumb....

Why do children have such a strong death wish? Is there any other animal out there who has to constantly save its young from killing themselves?

Where were your parents???

That were some s****y toys

Now I'm worried about my dogs eating random grass.

DENY DENY DENY! ;)

Lucky it was not on pavement and had road rash!

Great 90s riot girl look.

Wow. If she were 6, okay, but 16? That's harsh.

Did you pretend to be a cat and tried to climb the tree next time? 😺

and thus Screamo was born.

I went through a short phase where I was pretty sure I could fly if I just tried hard enough. I gave it up pretty quickly when none of my flying experiments worked.

i once walked home from the mall. alone. i was five. my mom had the police come to the mall looking for me. that was not my first or last disappearing. but definitely my worst

Oh, so that's one of the backstories of pencil scars from a previous post here on BP

Maybe you overwatered it? Lol

That's why we use remote controllers.

That's one thicccccc skull

this is why ikea urges everyone to screw dressers and such into the wall :)

That EXACT same thing happened to me

I survived cricket bat to head, tripping over socker ball and wacking head on metal bench (left a dint!) and more.

Hard head, huh?

You seriously could've died..

A guy once asked me if I have a hard skull.💀 In fact, I do. He knew that simply by looking at my head!! This story had me recalling that conversation. Some of us have literal hard heads that break TVs...lol.

You were reading at 3?

Parents shouldn't leave the fish tank "open" when there are little kids around

I did this too....only once.

This gives me ideas...

Sisters are both a blessing and a curse... Mostly a curse.

:-(

Now he has microscopic heat vision!

😎