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They say there are no stupid questions. Well, that depends on the setting. If it's a classroom full of eager-to-learn minds, then it might be true. But if we're talking about a conversation between two colleagues in front of the coffee machine...

So in an attempt to disprove this old saying, a now-deleted Reddit user asked everyone on the platform to share the dumbest things people have asked them. And they succeeded: the comment section was flooded with ridiculous submissions, stemming from ignorance in subjects like geography, religion, and the human body. Continue scrolling to see our hand-picked selection of the funniest ones!

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious About 25 years ago I was explaining time zones to a 20ish year old intern at a large scientific agency. She wasn't getting it, so i got an orange I brought for lunch and used it as the Earth.

Me: Ok, pretend this is the Earth. The sun only shines on one side, so it's day on approximately half at any given time. Now since the Earth rotates (as i spin the orange)...

Intern: So wait. Hold on. So you're saying the Earth is round?

I wish i was joking.

zygomelonm , Sigmund Report

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious "If you're an atheist, why don't you go around killing people?" I'm worried now that there are people out there who would just casually kill, but don't because they're scared of hell.

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which raises the question, how many people refrain from murder just because they are religious?

September
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't seem like too many religious people refrain from doing the wrong thing, most of the time in my life's experience with them.

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UpQuarkDownQuark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love a scene in the Netflix show, After Life. A character asked Ricky Gervais' character, "If you don't believe in God, why don't you go around raping and killing as much as you like?" He responds, "I do. I go around raping and killing exactly as much I like, which is none at all."

Rebekah Krause
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, Christians are really creepy about this. I had a coworker with whom I was becoming friends, she found out I was an atheist and quit talking to me. She told my other coworker she had no idea what I was capable of considering I didn’t have the “fear of God.” It always makes you wonder what the hell they’d be capable of if they didn’t have it. I’m so terrified “God” is the only thing keeping so many people from abject cruelty

RandomBeing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See I'm religious and my beliefs is there are reasons for the rules. And also that you should be following them not just because God says so.

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tirebiter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am an atheist and I like to debate with theists (mostly christians). Usually this point is turned around where the christian says if they were an atheist they would steal, rape, murder, etc. I just tell them to not become an atheist.

De Gueb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even as serious as murder or rape. A lot of people don´t enjoy life and live with their heads down obeying ridicules rules because when they are dead, they will live in a great place. So many people I know live despising people who don’t follow the conventions shoved down their throats from the moment they learned to understand speech. Criticising, loathing, even murdering them for not following a set rules handed down by an imaginary mystical being.

Georgia Hebert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd bet even atheists know what's right and what's wrong. No religion to it.

Louloubelle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. We do. And from what I've experienced, more so than most so called religious sorts.

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Lori
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recall hearing about killing in the name of God, more than not.

BasedWang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a dude in high school when me and another guy found out we were both non-believers and one of his friends was like.... BUT HOW To you not like hurt people, or steal... We were like.... umm, basic f*****g morals?

cr0w_is_vibin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was talking to someone about being trans and they said "Well if you can be trans, I should be able to murder people!"

Kimi Tomminello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤨 how does anyone do the mental gymnastics to end up with that?! How can 1 be christian and not live the word of Christ. He wanted His followers to not judge and show kindness to His enemies. I wish more christians would actually study the bible not just read the verses that fit their needs completely out of context.

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Something
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's interesting how these people seem to support religion not because they believe it to be true, but because they have a dim view of humanity.

gerry.garh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For example, 83.60% of Americans profess religion, but just looking at the news doesn't stop them from killing freely.

Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once knew a person, a Christian, when faced with an uncomfortable situation said to me : "This sort of thing is especially hard for a Christian" - implying that only Christians had a moral compass. Every so-called Christian I've ever met has thought this way, it's inconceivable to them that one can have a moral life and not believe in god.

Micah Chips
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one of my best friends is agnostic/satanist(???)((mostly agnostic)) and tbh they have so much more morality than I (a christian) do lmao. Me: "Wait, so Dodge from Locke and Key pushed someone in front of a train? Sounds fun." Them: "It was a child." Me: "Even better." Them: "Tf?" Me: "What? You're saying you wouldn't want to do that?" Them: "Not if they're innocent, no." Me: "Ehh alright, you do you."

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people are raised believing that their only goodness comes from the love of god etc., yes, of course they are also told that godless heathens are bad and evil and have no morals. It's an important part of the narrative that perpetuates the idea that Christians are good people. There are endless studies to show that atheists, who obviously consider and form their own ethics, are generally more generous in charity, kinder to others, less judgmental and generally better educated than Christians.

Who Panda 420
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing how many religious people think you choose to be an atheist just so you don't have to have morals.

commie pinkofag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thus launching a fascinating conversation about how many people a year are murdered in the name of an alleged God who supposedly forbids killing.

Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dumb people cling to religion because of this kind of thinking.

Mark Grudzinski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, that's what many so-called "Christians" are being taught about atheists. It's a shame they require an invisible man in outer space to have a moral center.

J.A. Rogers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP is right to worry. I'd wager that every last Capitol rioter, for instance, professes a strong Christian foundation.

Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually just ask them if they will rob, steal, rape and kill if they don't go to hell for it. Gets them every time. It seems having a conscience is a foreign concept to these people.

Brafne Heiwer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop the sweeping generalizations please. I'm Christian, and I couldn't think of a single member of my church that would do any of these things regardless of their religion. And before you say my ethic rely on me not going to hell, I also study the philosophy of ethics from both Western and Eastern philosophy.

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Tracey Munkres
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was asked by a coworker “How do you stay moral?” I asked them if their religion was the only thing keeping them moral. The look on their face was priceless. As I walked away I said “remind me to never be alone with you”. Left them speechless and they’ve never brought up religion again.

Daniel Lesnick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would that stop anyone? All you have to do is ask forgiveness afterwards and you still get to go to heaven, which begs the question: what's the point of religion trying to define morality when it has no recourse to enforce it other than fear of an imaginary place. How about if we normalize morality being defined by its impact on others rather than our personal rewards/punishments. Just a thought...

Paul Neff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have usually found that religious people treat the expectation of forgiveness like a license to do whatever they please. It takes someone without this license to consider consequences to themselves and others.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That expectation varies from one religion and individual to another. In some faiths, one has to atone to the person one harmed. However, some criminals have tried to use sudden new-found religious conversion to their advantage. I read of a born-again Christian prosecutor who would tell them, "Congratulations, you're going to heaven. But first, you're going to jail."

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Micah Chips
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. I was raised in a strict conservative christian household where I have been taught that LGBTQ+ is bad, atheists/other religions are wrong but to love them anyway, etc etc. and look how i turned out: a stubborn queer with a sadistic sense of humor who's friend group is probably more diverse than the rainbow.

Micah Chips
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and yknow it's weird cause i guess theres a difference between "believing in" and "trusting" God. I firmly believe in Jesus Christ and died on the cross to save our sins and heaven and hell and the whole bible stuff blah blah blah and nothing can shake that, but it's really not something that I think about often and I really, REALLY don't care if people believe any different and I don't necessarily think other religions/beliefs are "wrong". It's just "This is what I believe. That's nice. Doesn't really matter tho." so like am I agnostic or chrisian? someone help-

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Suzi Gauthier
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those kind of people worry me. Is religion the only thing keeping them from robbery, rape & murder?

elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an atheist. I don't go around killing people because I don't want to kill anyone. I think it's wrong, and that includes executing prisoners. I am okay with laughing at them.

DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being scared of it and avoiding punishment is not the same as ethics, but something so different, it isn't even the opposite. Ethics is what we consider to be right, founded on principles that are logic and facts that are proven at best, likely at worst. Fear of hell is by no means anywhere near even thinking about any of these thoughts, let alone a proper replacement for them, let alone superior to them. Fear is just fear. Also ... there is no hell. Don't worry, live a life you consider good, on solid facts and valid principles and chances aren't that bad that you'll live a better life, for yourself and those around, than if you just react to fear of some ancient fairy tale of redskinned, goatfooted hornwearers, although actual humans wearing horns are kinda scary ... they're not employed in hell, they've escaped from the nuthouse.

Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they sure that OP doesn't go around killing people?

Guido Pisano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is what they would do probabilly if weren't so scared of a punishment...

Grant Clemons
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet they'll turn right around and claim atheists can't be moral *because* they don't have a fear of God, because they can't fathom a moral code that doesn't depend on divine retribution. It hasn't occurred to them that what makes something wrong is the harm it does to someone else rather than the harm it (eventually) brings to themselves. It really highlights their extreme selfishness.

Heather T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, where I live, people discuss their murdery desires more openly and, yes, there are plenty of people who would kill very casually if they thought they could avoid jail. They want to do hate crimes, specifically, and many people believe that it will be legal again in the US (Black, Indigenous, & Mormon people have all been subject to very literal, public, absolutely no consequences legal murder in the past. The intermountain west is far more terrifying than most people realize, and it's getting much, much worse.

BigFootToo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Atheists just don't need a book written thousands of years ago, to live morally. We don't believe in the BS peddled about some fictional character who didn't exist. Yes, it's a fact that jeebus never existed. The stories about him were written a minimum of 50 years after it's alleged existence.

Brafne Heiwer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most scholars of ancient history accept Jesus lived, but question his divine nature.

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Deb Dedon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think my response to a silly question like that would be along the lines of, "Wow. I never thought of it that way. Looks like now is a great time to start....", while grinning fiendishly.

Robin Hudson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually had Korean university students tell me they honestly believed they would be serial killers if they weren't Christian.

Iggy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't need the fear of God to do the right thing. If the fear of divine retribution is the only thing that keeps a person on the straight and narrow, then they are just an awful person.

Helmut Kok
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the only thing that stop that beliver from not killing random people are a believe in a god(s) hell? I would stay away from that person!

Diane Aguilar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a semi-famous quote by Penn Jillette (a personal hero of mine) who said that, when questioned by people who are puzzled as to why, since he's an atheist, he doesn't go around killing and raping people, he kills and rapes all that he wants and the exact number of times he's ever wanted to kill and rape is zero. He then questions the morality of people who are only held back from killing and raping others because of religious reasons. I love that man and completely agree with him on that point.

AW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Old Testament there is a story about God being a mass murderer, looking at you Great Flood

David Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truthfully, most people refrain from killing only due to the legal ramifications that come along with it.

Ashlea Saunders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this asked to me once as well. I replied "I could if I wanted to, but I don't want to because I have empathy"

Daniel Ikelman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More people have been murdered in the name of religion than anything else combined

Rohan Moran
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ultimately (disregarding the idea of innate moral compasses), the main thing that stops many people from killing is fear of consequences...if your religious then its fear of repercussions in the afterlife, for atheists its fear of punishment by the law or social ostracizations. There have been numerous social experiments conducted where they tested how far people would go if given total anonymity...and its pretty damn far. Im not saying everyone is a killer, but alot more people than you may think would definitely consider it if they could get away with it guaranteed.

Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because all the Christians killed all the people you can't be arrested for killing back in the 1600s.

Khavrinen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm really lazy. Do you have any idea how much work it is to bury a body?"

Trizia Norris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to a recent thread on a U.S. Christian site there is a disturbing proportion of American 'christians' who think atheists should be shot.

Paul Z.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Religious freaks kill more in the name of their God then atheist I reckon...

Andrew Bridge
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could find the bit again, but to paraphrase Ricky Gervais "I do, I do all the murdering I want to. Which is none"

Lisa Monzon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is terrifying. I'm an atheist, and gosh, I've never felt motivated to kill someone, even without a sky daddy watching me.

Jayakumar Nair
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we don't have anyone to forgive us after. Unlike Hitler or Putin.... Lucky them.

zovjraar me
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah i get asked how do i know right from wrong. um... empathy?

okpkpkp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a coworker ask me, so, do you worship Satan then? I had to explain that I don't believe the BuyBull so if I don't believe in that Gawd then I don't believe in that dastardly evildoer, SATAN!

DogMom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My fear of hell has prevented only suicide so far. Even if I didn’t believe, I could never bring myself to hurt someone else.

Rez Fidel
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fortunately I read Kant.... otherwise..who knows.

Meme Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

atheists aren't religious they don't believe in god, satin, heaven, hell, etc.

Melissa Rodriguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an atheist. We believe in satin, silk, cotton, or any fabric for that matter.

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JuniorCJ82
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm very religious, but my lack of murderous-ness is due to the fact that I don't want to go to jail.

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Too many atheists have made this claim for me to take it seriously. I mean, I'm sure there are some people who are mostly constrained from their worst impulses by the fear of hell, but it is not representative of Christians or any other religious group.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Why are you spying on me?

I was working in a call center for Dish Network and a guy called in, very upset. He wanted to know why Dish Network was spying on him. I tried to let him know that we were not in fact spying on him. Which he countered with, "if you are not spying on me then why is there a camera in the damn box?" "Sir, a camera? There is no camera in the receiver" I respond. "Yes there is" he screams "I know there is because I can see everything happening in my room on the TV right now."

I sat there and pondered that statement, trying to figure out what was happening. I asked, "sir, is your TV off right now?" In the background I hear the clear sound of a TV being turned on. I then said, "sir, that is called a reflection. Is there anything else I can help you with?" He hung up.

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Falcon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy might call the police every time he walks past a mirror in the house. Damn spies in wall-boxes!

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Why do we need farmers when we have supermarkets. Heard this in real life and blew my mind

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a steak and sausage farm, and I love how they wrap themselves up these days and ship each other to supermarkets. We virtually have nothing to do.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Before I got married my doctor asked me...

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: yes

Doctor: Are you married?

Me: no

Doctor: Then how can you be sexually active?

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious I used to be a tour guide in a cave and one summer we had a running contest among the guides to see who could get the dumbest question. Keep in mind, we only accepted questions from adults for entry into the contest. Some of the finalists were:

"Is this cave underground?"

"Will the stalagmites bite me?"

"Are the steps natural?"

"What time is the 4.30 tour?"

And the winner: "Does the water go all the way around the island?"

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Are you sure that's how you spell your name

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troufaki13
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ι have seen people miss-spell their names so... (and no, they didn't want an alternative spelling)

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious one of my best friends came to visit me in the hospital when i had my baby. i was laying there with my newborn and there was a banana on a tray next to the bed. he asked, “has he had lunch yet? is that for him?” everyone in the room just cackled so hard that i almost felt bad

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#9

I'm half Inuit. In 6th grade I did a social studies project on Inuit people/lifestyles. During my presentation, I brought up the fact that I'm half Inuit and pointed out different things my grandmother was teaching me. A boy in the class the goes "how can you be an indian?? I thought they were like.. extinct"

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Someone asked me why I have a dark skinned baby if I'm white and couldn't comprehend how it is possible that my daughter is mixed race

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Was in a maternity class with my wife. One of the husbands was an endless source of amazing comments. My favorite was while on the topic of breastfeeding. “So do you just poke holes in them or what?” There was a very long, very shocked pause from the instructor before she explained it to him.

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously, someone poked a hole through his ears and left an empty space in there.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious "Do you work here?"

No, ma'am, I just... felt like stealing a work vest and working this shoe pallet for giggles.

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#13

"What's that yellow stuff?"

Fire. It was fire.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Is the blue part on a map the sky or the water?

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Repairing the scanner scale at a grocery store. I have the scale out of the checkstand, on it's side, bottom removed from the scale, one of the circuit boards removed from the scale and placed on the conveyor belt, I have JUST removed the board that the spinner part connects to (that spinning mirror thing in the bottom of the scanner scale), and someone walks up to the checkstand, places items onto the conveyor and asks "Are you open?"

I should be allowed to throw things at people this dumb.

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#16

Working on a tourist sightseeing boat on the ocean in Alaska. Person asks me what elevation we are at. I look down at the ocean and back to them and say, about 10 feet

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious “Who is the man and who is the woman”in regards to a relationship between two gay men.

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#18

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Holding my cat while outside. “Is that a cat?” “Why yes, yes it is”

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September
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people live sheltered lives. Other people live animal sheltered lives.

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I had the neighbors by for a quick chat a few years ago, and we happened to be standing by our goat pen, we had three at the time. For whatever reason, people don't really see goats as pets, and I'm often asked about their purpose, are they meat, etc.

Well, this guy asked if I milked them. I explained that they're all retired breeding males.

He followed that up by asking again if we milk them, and was so affronted by the look I could not help giving him that he left in a huff. I didn't mean to be rude, but I definitely looked at him as if he were an idiot and he was smart enough, at least, to figure that out.

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Marianne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the lady who asked my father why his cows are in a stable and not in the meadows. He told her that they were bulls and too aggressive to run free. Then she said: "But there are cows in there, too! Look, this one has an udder!" And he goes: "No, that thing is not an udder..."

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#20

I was having a disagreement with a customer in the workplace. At one point she said “why would I be arguing with you if I was wrong?”.
I mean….what do you say after that?

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#21

When people notice one of my tattoos "You know they are permanent Right?" Like sh*t I had no idea, if only I had known you before I got it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A tattoo artist friend once told me he lost count years ago how many "cover up" tattoos he did were on people who thought the tattoos they got would eventually fade away and completely disappear after a few years.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Context I’m a lesbian:

So do you like get turned on looking in a mirror?

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#23

In retail "Where is the paint in this stupid store? I was sent down here and they lied! " "Right behind you (literally dozens of paint cans 8 feet behind her) " "No they're not!" I walk past her and put my hand on the can, took her a good 10 seconds of ranting to accept the paint was infact there.

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#24

"Where does wood come from?"

This person was 19

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#25

This is second hand from a diving guide in Bermuda: "how far do you have to dive to get under the island?"

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#26

What can I take for internal bleeding?

Answer: Hospital man. We’re just a f*cking pharmacy, not a trauma unit.

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#27

I have been asked and witnessed stupid questions but I am struggling to think of a good gem.

All I can remember is, "how does the paper get to the other fax machine?"

I tried explaining fax machines merely scan a copy and the image travels through wires and it prints a copy but they weren't getting it.

Another one, a girl was offering me soy sauce and I reminded her I am allergic to soy. "Oh. There's soy in soy sauce?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in the early 90's, I said something so stupid that it still makes me cringe. I asked this guy to use his fax machine and said that I'd supply any a paper I used.

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#28

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious After trying to pull my hair off:

Stranger: It's not a wig!?

Me: Uhhh no, it's my hair

Stranger: I thought maybe it was a wig because of cancer or something.

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OCD Mom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First, how can you touch someone's hair? Second, even if you do get their permission, how can you just pull their hair? Third, so it's okay if the wig comes off? Are you pulling their hair with that intention? In that case, your aim is to embarrass them, which is disgusting, and you are a prick.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious “Do the chicken lettuce wraps have chicken in them?”

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#30

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious A friend of a friend found out during a party that I was serving in the US Army Reserve asked me if I had ever killed anyone.

Sigh

No, I'm not combat arms and I've never even deployed.

Seriously stop asking ANY service member this stupid ass question unless you want a stupid ass answer back.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just say, "No, not yet." Then look them straight in the eye and finish with, "but the night's still young."

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Once my mom had to have part of a lung removed due to cancer. Afterwards, the doctor showed us the imaging that showed the remaining cancer spread through the rest of her lungs, which we already knew about. My dad asked him why they didn't remove all of her lungs.

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“What was it like to grow up in a third world country?” My step grandmother the first time I met her after moving to the the US from Canada...

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#33

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious ”Why don’t they schedule New Year’s Eve so that it’ll always be on a Monday?”

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#34

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious "Continents would float away if they weren't anchored down, right?"

Edit: This was asked by an 18 y/o girl in a top-level secondary school.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well..... if you use the word anchor and float in the broadest of terms and only on a geological scale, she's right-ish.

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#35

Is Thailand in alaska.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they just have one ethnic minority in common, the bigfoot, you must have heard.

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#36

How my son was conceived. I'm in a wheelchair.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you see there's these cables in the bedroom that turn my wheelchair into a swing...

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#37

I worked at an ice cream store and someone came in, looked at the ice cream cone I was handing to someone then looked at me and asked "what kind of soups do you have"

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#38

“Is that your baby?” I was breastfeeding at the time.

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#39

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious Why does apple juice taste like apples?

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#40

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious A lady asked if the bubble lights on the Christmas tree were "filled with colored champagne."

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#41

"Why'd you go all the way to Spain to learn Mexican?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure where I heard this "Spain, lovely little country south of Mexico" They were in Spain.

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#42

Whilst being a tourist in the colloseum in Rome, I once heard an adult tourist ask "Is this where Jesus fought the lions?"

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#43

( work with animals professionally) A woman was taking her dog to see the vet because when they drank water the fur around their face became darker and they were *very* worried about it.

"Is it dangerous? Can it hurt her?"
"No. Have you never noticed that your daughter's hair gets darker when you wash it...?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they were concerned about the dogs health, far too many people have pets that shouldn't

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#44

Someone asked me if there were peanuts in the peanut butter cheesecake. She said her boyfriend was allergic and she was trying to get him dessert

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would understand the reason for the question in Britain, as foods names don't make any sense. E.g. Yorkshire pudding.

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#45

A cocktail server that I’m training: “is there vodka in a rum and Coke?”

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, they mix it in at the very end. But only a drop or two because otherwise they wouldn't be able to get away with sneaking it in there.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious After seeing me constantly reading on break, a manager at Walmart asked if I was illiterate. (An ICS employee made a mistake which cost the store money and blamed it on me.) I glared at the manager and asked if they were an idiot, I read all the f*cking time! Needless to say, that company is not on good terms with me, nor I with them.

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Rick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have called him a f**king fat fool for thinking you were alliterate.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious "Do African Americans come from Africa America?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kinda makes sense. People who have never seen Africa, just like most of their ancestors, are called "African" Americans. The same stands for "Asian", "Arab" Americans, etc. Interestingly, only white Americans are called just "Americans", as if they originally sprung from the crevasses of the Rocky mountains. Even the natives are "Native Americans". Labeling is a form of segregation.

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#48

Oh, you're from Australia? Do you know Jane?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaah, Jane had some issues with Tarzan recently, so she moved back to the African jungle. She hates civilizational stress.

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#49

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious On the highway looking at a car that stopped on side lane

Me: oh look that guy Has a flat tire damn.

My cousin: dude the tire is only flat on one side he can still drive wtf

I thought he was joking but he genuinely didn‘t realise what he said.

He was 15 at the time...

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#50

How it was possible that my husband and I had different last names. A doctor asked me this.

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Mtownmick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife kept her last name and added mine, no hyphen. Can't believe the problems that still causes in the 21st century. Airline tickets being the worst.

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#51

Once when I was in a tech support group I literally had a guy email me and ask for my email address.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends wellness teacher did this. He emailed her and said "Hello, _____ _______. What is your school email address?" He was literally emailing her from her school email address.

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#52

My friend once asked me how many beers were in a 6-pack.. I was speechless

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#53

Once had an intern ask what a battery was, after someone asked her to pass them two batteries.

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you go your whole life without seeing a single battery? Did she never use things that required batteries? I'm so confuzzled.

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#54

How many third cups are in a cup … She worked in a bakery.

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#55

When we (my family) moved from South Carolina to Ireland someone asked “are you gonna drive there?”

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#56

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious My high school honors English teacher had a full on argument with me about how I spell my name and whether it was cultural appropriation for me to spell it that way."

My name was a Native American word, despite me being whiter then wonder bread. My parents thought they were just being creative with the spelling of an extremely popular girls name at the time of naming me, found out when I was 3 or 4 that it was the word for 'turtle' in a Lakota Sioux.

I changed my name last fall so there's less arguments but people are still weird.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Surname is Colohan. I had an argument with a teacher at my school about the spelling of my name. She thought it was Callaghan. I told her that that was a different Surname NOT just a different spelling of my name. She kept going on about it even making the smart comment to another teacher that she thought I was an idiot because I couldn't spell my own name. She only stopped when I brought in my Birth Certificate to prove it.

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#57

My surname is also a first name. My friend once asked me how to spell it because she needed to write our classmate's name (the first name version) on our project, and once I spelt it, she was like 'are you sure?' Yes you numpty.

I also have a cousin with that first name (different surname obviously). He was spelling it for me (he was telling me his email) and I was like 'I'm gonna stop you there mate

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#58

What happens if the contact lens falls behind your eye and into your bloodstream -- oh, wait.. blood would go through it because it's clear, right?

This person was not high, drunk while very kind, they were easily the most air-headed person I've ever known. That quote was over 25 years ago and I've never forgotten it.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Contact lenses can't fall behind your eye because they are tacked to the eye ball. Common knowledge.

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#59

I kid you not someone said “is a bird a gas?”

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#60

Told a girl I was starting college in the fall and she asked if I was going to "Campus". She had heard the word used and thought it was the name of a college.

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#61

"Oh my god, Julius Caesar was stabbed to death?"

Asked by my mom who also tried to argue with me because she doesn't believe that the Sun is a star.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can set all kinds of people on a rabid tangent simply by stating or Sun is a star, that stars name is Sol. Our moon's name is Luna. 🤣

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#62

Regarding socks: "How many are in a pair?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually that's a real question when you try to sort them out of the washing machine.

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#63

'Did you visit the Chinatown?' after I told a friend that I had been to China as part of a business trip

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Chinese cities have vibrant Americatowns, where immigrants run ethnic burger restaurants and the like.

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#64

“What’s Shakespeare’s surname??”

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The Scout
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, more important, is the past tense of William Shakespeare Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

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#65

Is meat considered a vegetable? She realised quickly and facepalmed so hard it left a mark

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend about the food pyramid. She thought eggs belonged in the dairy section because she actually believes eggs are dairy. I tried to explain that eggs come from chickens, and she could not be convinced that eggs are actually poultry.

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#66

Why can’t I download more battery?

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Skara Brae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if schools renamed their science classes to be "Secrets of the Universe" and told the students that politicians who cut school funding don't want people to know the secrets. Maybe more students would pay more attention?

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious i had a goth/emo phase in 8th grade and was asked what gothic people ate for dinner lol

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#68

I’m a twin & have been asked how old my sister is after revealing my age (or vice versa)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm female and have a twin brother, I can't tell you how many times people have asked why we don't look the same or if we are identical (like that is remotely possible). The general public's understanding of fraternal twins is poor.

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#69

I'm in IT management. Where do I even begin?

"There's an error on the screen that says I need to restart to complete the update, what should I do?"

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#70

"Do they use skeleton keys to unlock cemetery gates and mausoleum doors?"

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#71

That I can't have a baby because I don't have a belly button

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#72

"Is that the sun?"

It was after 10pm and, just in case you're still wondering, no, no it wasn't.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious "Why are you chinese looking?" I am Russian

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#74

Parent asking me - “is the zero on my kid’s progress report mean he didn’t do it? What does “missing assignment” mean?

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Let me explain it to you. The parents of your kid failed to check if your kid actually did his homework because he probably swore to them that he did. Not your fault at all, blame the kid's parents."

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#75

"Does ground beef come from the ground?" Molly G in Mr Ballesterros' Freshmen Spanish class circa 2007ish at SHS in Phoenix Az. Nobody forgets anything Molly!

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#76

Do you think cats think in meows?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just asked Finn, Izzie, and Emmet. They each opened one eye, glared at me for a moment then rolled over and went back to sleep...

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#77

Are moths made of dust...

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#78

40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious “Are you ok” many many many people asked me this after my partner died on the worst day of my life. My reply “no I’m not f*cking ok”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not a stupid question. It's an expression of concern. It's rhetorical in the same way "hi, how are you?" really doesn't require an answer. And while you're clearly hurting, that kind of aggressive response is going to mean fewer people ask, and fewer people will stick around to help you get back to ok.

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#79

Why haven't you got a boyfriend?

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#80

Are you sleeping ?

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A question asked by nurses in Dutch hospitals 8 times per night while shining with a military grade torch in your face making you feel like you're in Guantanamo Bay prison.

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious I use to work in a grocery store.

People would legitimately ask me “ where’s the juice aisle? “ while we are in the aisle with the juice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had similar when I worked in a supermarket, I was asked "Where are the tills?" while the person was looking right at them and "Can you tell me where the chips are?" The chips were literally right in front of the customer's eyes

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40 People Share The One Question They Got That Was So Dumb, They Thought The Person Must Be Joking, But They Were 100% Serious “Can you cut this open for me?”

It was a watermelon.

I was working in a fresh meat cutting department, covered in at least 3 different kinds of animal blood, and we had a bigass window that CLEARLY shows there’s blood on everything.

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#83

"Where's the escalator?" asked by someone who was directly in front of the escalator and had walked past it three times. I was very nice when I just pointed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, so you gotta go walk up the stairs and to the third clothes aisle. Then talk to a guy named Bow. Tell him I sent you and he'll show you the way to the escalator.

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#84

My younger brother (age 12) came up to me and asked, “is there a talking donkey in the bathroom?”

To this day, I have no idea how to respond.

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#85

"Did you draw that?"

While I have a drawing in front of me, pencil in hand

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people seem to have a need to constantly communicate and stupid questions fill the silent void I guess. One of the things I hated the most in school was how some kids just talked incessantly.

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#86

Someone texted me what the time was

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in the dim and distant pre-smartphone era, you had to manually set the time on cellphones (at least the ones I remember), so depending when this was, it might not have been quite such a dumb question.

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#87

this girl took my skateboard, just stood on it and asked me "Why isn't it going?"

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#88

How old where you when you were young?

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#89

"Are you left handed?"

Only after the person asking has watched me write with my left hand.

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#90

"Why do you have anxiety?"

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#91

“How much do you cost?”

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#92

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

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#93

“Do you think the strongest man in the world can lift the titanic?”

This sounds like a cheesy answer to be funny, but I swear on everything good in this world this was a real question a kid in my high school asked his mom. Supposedly she just responded “you’re grounded” but that part could be made up. I like to Think it’s not.

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#94

Is the internet male or female?

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Guy MacGregor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well many languages have gendered words. In French, for example, "Internet" is a male word.

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#95

"Is chicken a type of beef?" To be fair the kid was 9. It still resonates in my head when I think of dumb questions tho...so yeah

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#96

When taking my MIL for a spin in my new Tesla: “how is this thing on gas?”

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#97

If my birthday was always on Mother’s Day

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#98

“Oh you wear glasses?”

They say while looking at me wear glasses...

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#99

“How much is this?”

I was in a Dollar Tree.

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#100

What color is this? (I’m colorblind)

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a legit question unless they already know you are colour blind. Lack of context here..

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